Cold Heart

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Cold Heart
Don't mess with the professor!
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Author: Neil Cicierega
Release Date: January 7, 2002
File Size: 1.01 MB
Duration: 1:00
Complexity: unrated
Animutatedness: unrated
Star(s): Albert Einstein
Audio Info
Professor Coldheart's Theme
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Genre: Theme Song
Language: English

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Transcript

Lyrics

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Allow me to introduce myself
They call me Professor Coldheart
I'm cold and cruel and crafty
But wait! Here comes the best part

I'll freeze your feelings cold as ice
And kill your cares, ooh, that sounds nice!
So listen, here's some sound advice, be smart-
Don't mess with the Professor!


Ca-ca-ca-ca-cunning
Ca-ca-ca-ca-clever Coldheart!


I've heard you've been complaining
There's no need to cry or
wine
I'll refrigerate those feelings
Ooh, I've found you just in time!

My icy stare can hypnotize
My chiling stare can paralyze
I knew we'd get along right from the start
Don't mess with the Professor!


Ca-ca-ca-ca-creepy
Ca-ca-ca-ca-crafty
Ca-ca-ca-ca-cunning
Ca-ca-ca-ca-clever Coldheart!


Don't mess with the Professor!
Coldheart!

Allow me to introduce myself
They call me Professor Coldheart
I'm cold and cruel and crafty
But wait! Here comes the best part

I'll freeze your feelings cold as ice
And kill your cares, ooh, that sounds nice!
So listen, here's some sound advice, be smart-
Don't mess with the Professor!

C-c-c-c-cunning
C-c-c-c-clever Coldheart!

I've heard you've been complaining
There's no need to cry or whine
I'll refrigerate those feelings
Ooh, I've found you just in time!

My icy stare can hypnotize
My chiling stare can paralyze
I knew we'd get along right from the start
Don't mess with the Professor!

C-c-c-c-creepy
C-c-c-c-crafty
C-c-c-c-cunning
C-c-c-c-clever Coldheart!

Don't mess with the Professor!
Coldheart!

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Trivia

  • During the second verse, with the alternating pictures of Matthew Lesko and Mr. T, a message pops up briefly prompting you to "JOIN THE PETA".
  • At the end of the animutation, press the Play button on the controls once the snowflakes stop spinning to see a cameo by the dancing Pee Wee Herman clones from Hyakugojyuuichi.

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