Earth Vs. Funk

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Earth Vs. Funk
A mysterious hand pokes out Chuck E. Cheese's eyes
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Information
Author: Neil Cicierega
Release Date: May 24, 2002
File Size: 3.8 MB
Duration: 4:42
Complexity: 5
Animutatedness: unrated
Star(s): Steven Tyler, Bob Vila, Patrick Renna, Spider Head Boy, a guy stroking his chin
Audio Info
Funkastic
Artist: Rip Slyme
Album: Tokyo Classic
Genre: Funk/Rap
Language: Japanese

Contents

About

A diverse cast of singers wades through the huge number of mondegreens in this animutation, as Earth is faced by its greatest and vaguest threat ever - the forces of Funk. It involves a lot of dancing on stages, for some reason.

Cast

Transcript

Put a detailed description of the movie here. (fix me!)

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics Real Lyrics 日本語で

Have a good yam key   And a crusty eye   See him
on the pot   Now you're funtastic
Have a good yam key   And a crusty eye   See him
on the pot   And you're funtastic
Funtastic abyss   Wahdee, Wahdee   What's mint chew?
Funtastic abyss   Wahdee, Wahdee   You stink
Funtastic abyss   Wahdee, Wahdee   Lost pink shoes
Funtastic abyss   Wahdee, Wahdee   You stink

Hi!   Chuck E. Cheese recoils down the tree   Poke out all his eyes
To Crunchitize to the Funk House street   Boo
Sound as a nickel in a funky sound
Gonna con Sam Sally   Who the yacket jars sing
I'm -- funny -- Thank you (Damn you!)
Myer gotta more money   Compliment you
I -- uh, hug -- Andrew!   More soup!
It's just scared of Walken in a poncho
Red kite   Sun shake I chew
My money got you climbing on the web   Die Q!
Mazel tov, no rake, yow!!   Try get to honk ya
rrrrRAh!   yadda yadda yadda yatta YO --

Ride a shoe   I've got a cow full of mean
high zest   You want get inside, Corno-B
Big. They're calling me Fine Kim, my shin
I better not show   Dynamite Pig
ONE!!!   She cuts Kotter   TWO!!!   You see my tail
walking out   A MILLION!!!   How can I be
Doctor Mankind?   Ray Pinash
Shake it down   Huh!!!

Takin' off   This ain't no day   I'll make you guys pay
I'm going side hay   Gnome cafe play-dough
Ear   That's one knee for Lando
Gee, Connie needs her eyes for ham cake clothes

OPEN ZA FENCE-AH   CAN'T UNDERSTAND-AH
FREE KENNY DUDE   FUNTASTIC FUNK
OPEN ZA FENCE-AH   CAN'T UNDERSTAND-AH
FWEEKINI DOO   HALLELUJA

blahdddddddddddddddddddee   Ja-ja-ja-jam   Oh the sunny car
Anthony in a vase   Somewhere God
Choweek a'ight sook I know
Funkastic be S-Y-what?
Through my head I gotta know MC
He dotty penny rolls MIC   (aye, yeahhh)
Me dare if they funky
But Joncho hockey day   Yay
Hanat-ay   Dooie sanat-ay
Can I cut-ay   Wallet tape
Joy jeeer, took a net   And toss it out there
Beedy eyes fly   bye bye bye bye bye bye (hi hi hi hi)

Missile cuts no cold
Little cocktail like a toe
I see money now mom's a comb
Luxu-rah-ry, I'll risk Bob anyday   Ho!
Let's go   She must give me the wondo gumondo
Bronco   Guess you need each to ponko
Joe row moon sadooshtasoo
Thought I got the oboe but I missed   Say "Ah tay!!"
Hoochie   Koochie   Rah rah rahhh
Funkasticoonamada
whaackathung   In a srahboorah
Get cold in a jet, touch a frog


Kono FUNKASTIC no FEELING wo PRESENT
Obakado SUSUME marudashi de susume
Minami kara nishi kara higashi kara kita mo
WORLDWIDE kyoutsuu kono FEELING wo PRESENT


Ohh!!   Watermelon ticker   Count all the butt
on boat   Come here and hear a goodoo   It's and I gotta do!
Hot tickets dance   So we're ready now we're kids
In the walk   Paw my room, I may knee ow

Knock knock   (Who is it??) Osama   The pot!
To my ear I gaurantee   Za Mister Funkastic
Z-U   Totaly male sheep too!
Zucchini show   Mentally calf   Can I see poo

Oh dear on I on yet I say horsey yeah!   (Like money)
Sorry to rap, but oh please?
It's! (It's)   Why! (Why)   The! (The)   Show! (Show)
Shouldn't say   Pin a monster to feet

Jim Moonie mini barbecue, die die
It's another you   Yo! No! Pot! No! Right!   HEY!!
It's! (It's)   Why! (Why)   The! (The)   Show! (Show)
Can we pawn, ka stinky, oh right

OPEN ZA FENCE-AH   CAN'T UNDERSTAND-AH
FREEKEE NEEKEE   FUNTASTIC FUNK
OPEN ZA FENCE-AH   CAN'T UNDERSTAND-AH
FREAK IN A SUIT  
HA LA LOO YA!

F-U-N-K-A-S-T-I-C
On the funk and fantastic
F-U-N-K-A-S-T-I-C
On the funk and fantastic
Funkastic Beats Body, Body Rock nenjuu
Funkastic Beats Body, Body Rock it
Funkastic Beats Body, Body Rock nenjuu
Funkastic Beats Body, Body Rock it

HAI chakuchi mikaitakuchi BOKE tto hiraita
kuchi hassuru "Funkastic!" (Woo)
DANDISM koeru FUNKISM
Kono CONSENT SIGN furiage chakushin
I'm Fine Thank You (And You)
Maiagatta manma no kono renchuu
I'm Funk nenjuumukyuu de
tsuzukeru aku naki EVENTUAL
riku umi sora zensekaijuu
mata ni kake kon'ya mo VIP taiguu
Mata ni TOUGH na RADAR TARGET hakken
Rock The Body, Body IRUMARI Say

Like That Yo! Back kara Come Follow Me
HAISENSU niban te no saikou no Beats
Big na kyou ni Funky MACHINE
HADE na ACTION to DYNAMITE PICK
(One) higashi kara (Two) nishi made
Wake naku (Three) hate made
Datte METER BREAK nashi
Break It Down (Down)

Freaky na kaze ni notte kabe kudaite
Ame ha saite mou agatte yuke (YO!)
(IRU) futatsu no kuni BLEND
Shikkari mite na sora ni Take Off

Open The Funk saa, kantan da Stand Up!
FREAKY ni ikiru FANTASTIC Funk
Open The Funk saa, kantan da Stand Up!
FREAKY ni ikiru HALLELUJAH

DRUMROLL JAJAJAJA~N Ore-sama ga
ENTRY Number sanban da
Chou yukai tsuukai na
Funkastic PSY wa?
umarenagara no MC
Hidarite ni motsu MIC (Hey Yeah)
Migite agete "Funky!"
mochiron chou honki de ie
Iihanatte tokihanatte
karakatte waratte
Oichi itoko zenbu kassaratte
PSY Bye, Bye, Bye, Bye, Bye, Bye

Misokkasu no ko
rettoukan sutete obaka dou?
Atsumari na MAZAKON
LUXURY RS HAREM he (Go)
ESCORT shimasu Kimi no fuan to fuman to
BLANK wo uchikeshi ni shita FUNK wo
Choroi mon sa dou shita?
Suppadaka de otakara miseatte
HOOCHIE COOCHIE RARARAA
FUNKASTIC ikidashi
Obaka-san he no SWAPAROUND
Kekkou ORE no JET ja fuan?

Kono FUNKASTIC no FEELING wo PRESENT
Obakado SUSUME marudashi de susume
Minami kara nishi kara higashi kara kita mo
WORLDWIDE kyoutsuu kono FEELING wo PRESENT

Atamanjuu kantan na PATTERN
bakka meguri meguru tsunagaru LOOP
"HA-!" to kizukazu SUBLIMINAL
Beats no wa hamaru HAME ni naru

Knock-Knock (Who Is It?) Asa made PARTY
moriageru Mr. Mr. Funkastic
jiyuu to yume wo shikyuu
Chikyuujou megake fuke yo shinfuu

ALL DAY ALL NIGHT LONG Yarai Say Ho! (Make Money)
Saredo Love & Peace
It's (It's) Like (Like) This (This) Yo (Yo)!
Shinseiki no MASTER na PEACE

Jinrui mina BAKA kyoudai daichi
tsunagaru yo! No Funk No Life (Hey)
It's (It's) Like (Like) That (That) Yo (Yo)!
Kono Funkastic ALL RIGHT?

Open The Funk saa, kantan da Stand Up!
FREAKY ni ikiru Fantastic Funk
Open The Funk saa, kantan da Stand Up!
FREAKY ni ikiru HALLELUJAH

F-U-N-K-A-S-T-I-C
On The Funk And Fantastic
F-U-N-K-A-S-T-I-C
On The Funk And Fantastic
Funkastic Beats Body,Body Rock年中
Funkastic Beats Body,Body Rock It
Funkastic Beats Body,Body Rock年中
Funkastic Beats Body,Body Rock It

ハイ着地 未開拓地 ボケっと開いた
口発する"Funkastic!"(Woo)
ダンディズム超えるファンキズム
このコンセントサインふり上げ着信
I'm Fine Thank You(And You)
舞い上がったまんまのこの連中
I'm Funk 年中無休で
続けるあくなきアバンチュール
陸・海・空 全世界中
またにかけ今夜もVIP待遇
またタフなレーダー ターゲット発見
Rock The Body,Body イルマリSay

Like That Yo! Backから Come Follow Me
ハイセンス 二番手の最高のBeats
Bigな今日にFunky Machine
ハデなアクションとDynamiteピーク
(One)東から(Two)西まで
訳なく(Three)果てまで
だってメーター ブレーキなし
Break It Down(Down)

Freakyな 風に乗って 壁くだいて
雨は裂いて もう上がって行け(Yo!)
(イル)2つの国Blend
しっかり見てな空にTake Off

Open The Funk さあ 簡単だStand Up!
フリーキーに生きる ファンタスティック Funk
Open The Funk さあ 簡単だStand Up!
フリーキーに生きる Hallelujah

Drumroll ジャジャジャジャ~ン オレ様が
Entry No.3番だ
超ゆかい痛快な
Funkastic PSYは?
生まれながらのMC
左手に持つMIC(Hey Yeah)
右手上げて"Funky!"
もちろん超本気で言え
言い放って 解き放って
からかって笑って
おいちいとこ全部かっさらって
Psy Bye,Bye,Bye,Bye,Bye,Bye

みそっカスの子
劣等感捨て おバカどう?
集まりなマザコン
ラグジュアリーRS ハーレムへ(Go)
Escortします 君の不安と不満と
ブランクをうす消しにしたFunkを
ちょろいもんさ どうした?
すっぱだかでお宝みせあって
HOOCHIE COOCHIE ラララー
ファンカスティッコー生出し
おバカさんへのツアープラン
けっこう オレのジェットじゃ不安?

このファンカスティコのフィーリングをPresent
おバカドススメ まるだしで進め
南から西から東から北も
Worldwideド共通 このフィーリングをPresent

頭ん中 簡単なパターン
ばっか巡り巡るつながるループ
"ハッ!"と気づかずSubliminal
Beatsの輪ハマるハメになる

Knock-Knock(Who Is It?) 朝までパーティ
盛り上げるMr. Mr.Funkastic
自由と夢を支給
地球上めがけ ふけよ新風

All Day All Night Long 夜来 Say Ho!(Make Money)
されどLove & Peace
It's Like This Yo!
新世紀の マスターなピース

人類 みなバカ兄弟 大地
つながるよ! No Funk No Life (Hey)
It's Like That Yo!
これFunkastic オーライ?

Open The Funk さあ 簡単だStand Up!
フリーキーに生きる Fantastic Funk
Open The Funk さあ 簡単だStand Up!
フリーキーに生きる Hallelujah

Audio Details

The song, "FUNKASTIC" by Rip Slyme, was very popular in Japan, reaching #2 on the national charts. Rip Slyme's music is popular with (f)animutations because of how unintelligible it is to a non-Japanese speaker, and thereby how easy it is to construct mondegreens therefrom.

In January 2006 a remix of this song was released called "Battle Funkastic", featuring both Rip Slyme and Hotei Tomoyasu (one of Japan's leading rock artists), combining Funkastic and Hotei's hit "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" together into one song. This collabration was formed by a promotion by Japanese car maker Toyota.

KKyuubi brought up the idea of possibly making a remake of Earth Vs. Funk with it as the soundtrack on the Animutation Portal Forum, MSM (maker of So You Say) has taken on the task of making this sequel, entitled "Earth Vs Funk 2: Battle For Middlefunk".

Trivia

  • From the official Earth Vs. Funk GUIDE:
    • "When Mrs. Garret pops up with a cigar in her mouth, there's a small secret message in the bottom right corner. If you zoom in on it, it reads 'i need a hug'."
    • "Click on circle for secret!!!!! Of course, nothing happens when you click on it. A chilling symbology if there ever was one."
    • "When Mr. Bean pops up in front of Spider Head Boy, there is another secret message in his hair. Zoom in and it reads, 'this is baby luigi, he's as fun as a sgueegee! (sic)'"
    • "Zoom in to Bob Saget's shoulder [the second time he appears]. The text reads, 'if you look had (sic) enough, you can find secret messages!' What is it with me and mispelling secret messages??"
    • "If you zoom in right under the "old fashioned" sign on the Quaker Oats guy, there's this message: 'MY DADD'YS (sic) NAME IS PHILLIP. HE'S A LAWYER'. It's a quote from my live action directorial debut, "Billy Triumphs Over Evil", available on www.eviltrailmix.com"
  • During the part with Calvin and Hobbes, if you zoom in on Calvin's mouth, you can see the word "Gahbunga" appear for one frame.
  • On the loading page, in the top left corner, zoom in many times, and you will see the pringles logo, if you click on it, you will be transported to the last frame loaded. If the whole thing is loaded, it will go to the Carrot Top/David part.
  • Right click and select Play at the end to see a picture of Wile E. Coyote with a sign saying "Stop in the name of HUMANITY!"
  • Progress Indicator Ornement: How Neil Cicierega looked like in a Flash animation his sister made.
  • The Pringles Logo on the Carrot Top David at the end is clickable, but nothing happens when you click it.

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