Hay ewe, sit down and listen
Don't be flippant, and don't be dismissin'
Think you're a Flash encyclopedia
Eating, breathing Macromedia?
Think you're cool Saiyan "All Your Bass"?
Get that Xiao Xiao outta my face
You gotta be kiddin' me with that crap
Animutation's where it's at!
9 out of 10 sociopaths agree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi!
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
Just take it from me, MC NC
You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane
I mean, what's up with that plastic plane?
You're an idiot if you disagree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
If you've got the time, go grab a pen
And watch that thing again and again
Try to figure it out, what does it mean?
What is the significance of Mr. Bean?
Does anyone know, are there any takers?
What's up with all the broken pacemakers?
This world is full of speculation
But nobody cracks this animutation!
9 out of 10 sociopaths agree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi!
You're an idiot if you disagree
Just take it from the MC, NC
You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane
I mean, what's up with that plastic plane?
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
Wakeman is biased like a household appliance
Hello Kitty and McGruff have an unholy alliance
Science is brutal and it cuts lekker wijf
Not even Obi-Wan can save the Yodel of Life
Your name is Bob, you're my heartthrob
I lost my job when I got fired
By a guy named Farchie, he was full of starch, he
Smelled like an orangutan's old apartment
Found a hobo in my room, what do I do?
He looks dead, he's full of lead
Bleeding red onto my bedspread
And he also seems to be missing his head
Why am I holding this gun and axe?
Do exploding pacemakers cause heart attacks?
Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill?
Or will he just keep on telling me to KILL?
Hay, don't ewe gimme that look
You never had what it took
Eye Took the beef, & eye beefed it up
Ewe sat and wined Wile eye Took the cup of gold
You are getting old!
When you see this face, you'd better fold
Take this mop and shove it, boy
'Cause it's the only way you'll be employed
Proper Lyrics:
I am known as the beef bastard
Everyone knows I'm the ultimate master
I am known as the beef bastard
Everyone else is a walking disaster
Fake Lyrics:
Why no-one is a, Eat Fast Food!
It's your ass I know I'm after
I am gnome NASA, Eat Fast Food!
Everyone knows I'm the oven-mitt master
Well, I'm Shmorky! Eatin' Porky!
White E wrapping, shore sounds, door key
Got a girl, she's a Double-D
I slap her butt dressed as a bumble bee
I eat paste all damn day
I was in a Shakespeare play
I sit down on a lazy susan
Spinnin' round like Tommy Cruisin'
Bong, Bong, Bing, Bing
I get paid to play with my thing
Got my zip in, zip out, zip up, begin
Room with a moose! Jay Leno's chin
Ambulance, Enron, Peewee, Pokémon
Bulbasaur, Pikachu, Dishwasher, they choose you
And eye can't think
Of N E Moore two c'est
TV says donuts are high in fat, kazoo
Found a hobo in my room
It's Princess Leia, the Yodel of Life
Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar!
One-fifty-one Pokémon on the run
Suzukisan is the formation of a bun
And a veggie burger with tsukemono
Jay-Jay has flown away with Sonny Bono
To the afterlife, to visit Barney Fife
And to see Pero's screen shots of his wife
Named Christ Benoit, wearing a pretty dress
Saying "Watashi wa animutation ga suki desu!"
Do the Mario, itsy bitsy hockey
Lipsnot is not magic like a monkey
Captain Lou bodyslams a rubber duckie
Just like in the match of Earth vs. Funky
Lucky lucky, nice to Mewtwo
I need tea for two, how about you
Mr. Coldheart? Or should I say professor?
It looks like Lesko got revenge on my dresser
Props to Neil, he's the real deal
His friends all call him Mr. Popeil
He's the computer geek who doesn't shower for a week
His looks are hot and his clothes are sheikh
He single-handedly changed the face of the Net
He's an online semi-celebrity you won't forget
He stormed onto the scene like a raging thunder
His seizure-inducing flag says Mr. Gahbunga
Hey kids! Coming ready or not!
Call me your Pokémon Halibudo!
(More Gibberish)
Get ready to rumble!
(Gibberish)
(Gibberish)
(Gibberish) Hello Kitty (Gibberish)
(Gibberish)
(Gibberish)
Seen Wal-Mart? Enough! That's a pity!
Hey, your mother! Take it away!
Anybody Gunther, then drop dead!
I'm gonna do to, hump a Barbie
Solo, Moolah, Colin Mochrie!
TV says donuts are high in fat, kazoo
Found a hobo in my room
It's Princess Leia, the Yodel of Life
Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar!
There you have it, that's the game
One-Fifty-One, we can all be the same
I'm sure that it's been appetizing
With all the subliminal advertising
This has been a celebration
Animutation fans across the nation
In formation, raise their hands in dedication
To the crazy flashing psychopathic
Happy dancing super magic
Power mega ultra kistchy
Hyakugojyuuichi!
9 out of 10 sociopaths agree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi!
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
Just take it from the MC, NC
You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane
I mean, what's up with that plastic plane?
You're an idiot if you disagree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi!
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Hey you, sit down and listen
Don't be flippant, and don't be dismissin'
Think you're a Flash encyclopedia
Eating, breathing Macromedia?
Think you're cool saying "All Your Base"?
Get that Xiao Xiao outta my face
You gotta be kiddin' me with that crap
Animutation's where it's at!
9 out of 10 sociopaths agree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi!
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
Just take it from me, MC NC
You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane
I mean, what's up with that plastic plane?
You're an idiot if you disagree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
If you've got the time, go grab a pen
And watch that thing again and again
Try to figure it out, what does it mean?
What is the significance of Mr. Bean?
Does anyone know, are there any takers?
What's up with all the broken pacemakers?
This world is full of speculation
But nobody cracks this animutation!
9 out of 10 sociopaths agree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi!
You're an idiot if you disagree
Just take it from the MC, NC
You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane
I mean, what's up with that plastic plane?
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
Wakeman is biased like a household appliance
Hello Kitty and McGruff have an unholy alliance
Science is brutal and it cuts like a knife
Not even Obi-Wan can save the Yodel of Life
Your name is Bob, you're my heartthrob
I lost my job when I got fired
By a guy named Farchie, he was full of starch, he
Smelled like an orangutan's old apartment
Found a hobo in my room, what do I do?
He looks dead, he's full of lead
Bleeding red onto my bedspread
And he also seems to be missing his head
Why am I holding this gun and axe?
Do exploding pacemakers cause heart attacks?
Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill?
Or will he just keep on telling me to KILL?
Hey, don't you gimme that look
You never had what it took
I took the beef, and I beefed it up
You sat and whined while I took the cup of gold
You are getting old!
When you see this face, you'd better fold
Take this mop and shove it, boy
'Cause it's the only way you'll be employed
I am known as the beef bastard
Everyone knows I'm the ultimate master
I am known as the beef bastard
Everyone else is a walking disaster
I am known as the beef bastard
Think you're fast? I know I'm faster
I am known as the beef bastard
Everyone knows I'm the ultimate master
Well, I'm Shmorky! Eatin' Porky!
Whitey rapping sure sounds dorky
Got a girl, she's a Double-D
I slap her butt dressed as a bumble bee
I eat paste all damn day
I was in a Shakespeare play
I sit down on a lazy susan
Spinnin' round like Tommy Cruisin'
Bong, Bong, Bing, Bing
I get paid to play with my thing
Got my zip in, zip out, zip up, begin
Room with a moose! Jay Leno's chin
Ambulance, Enron, Peewee, Pokémon
Bulbasaur, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, they choose you
And I can't think
Of anymore to say
TV says donuts are high in fat, kazoo
Found a hobo in my room
It's Princess Leia, the Yodel of Life
Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar!
One-fifty-one Pokémon on the run
Suzukisan is the formation of a bun
And a veggie burger with tsukemono
Jay-Jay has flown away with Sonny Bono
To the afterlife, to visit Barney Fife
And to see Pero's screen shots of his wife
Named Christ Benoit, wearing a pretty dress
Saying "Watashi wa animutation ga suki desu!"
Do the Mario, itsy bitsy hockey
Lipsnot is not magic like a monkey
Captain Lou bodyslams a rubber duckie
Just like in the match of Earth vs. Funky
Lucky lucky, nice to Mewtwo
I need tea for two, how about you
Mr. Coldheart? Or should I say professor?
It looks like Lesko got revenge on my dresser
Props to Neil, he's the real deal
His friends all call him Mr. Popiel
He's the computer geek who doesn't shower for a week
His looks are hot and his clothes are chic
He single-handedly changed the face of the Net
He's an online semi-celebrity you won't forget
He stormed onto the scene like a raging thunder
His seizure-inducing flag says Mr. Gahbunga
Hey kids! (gibbersh)
(Gibberish) Pokémon (gibberish)
(More Gibberish)
Get ready to rumble!
(Gibberish)
(Gibberish)
(Gibberish) Hello Kitty (Gibberish)
(Gibberish)
(Gibberish)
(Yet More Gibberish)
(Yet More Gibberish)
(Yet More Gibberish)
(Yet More Gibberish)
(Gibberish) Colin Mochrie!
TV says donuts are high in fat, kazoo
Found a hobo in my room
It's Princess Leia, the Yodel of Life
Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar!
There you have it, that's the game
One-Fifty-One, we can all be the same
I'm sure that it's been appetizing
With all the subliminal advertising
This has been a celebration
Animutation fans across the nation
In formation, raise their hands in dedication
To the crazy flashing psychopathic
Happy dancing super magic
Power mega ultra kistchy
Hyakugojyuuichi!
9 out of 10 sociopaths agree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi!
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
Just take it from the MC, NC
You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane
I mean, what's up with that plastic plane?
You're an idiot if you disagree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi!
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