| Kiss My Assets
|No screenshot ▾
|on Lord Zeebmork's website
| Audio Info
| Universal Dance
|| Laugh and Peace
|| Vib Ribbon
|| English ▾
You can love, baby; it's gonna be happy
You can give a friend reason so don't stop
Don't stop; don't stop; it's gonna be crazy
You can give a friend rhythm so don't stop
Some day, every day
Everything, anything, anywhere
We're having fun
- The music is from Wonchop's part of the Lock Legion's "Seizure Collab 3".
- The music is sped up from the original song.
- The music is from the game Vib Ribbon.
- The message in the title bar is randomized. The possible titles and their origins are:
- Oh noes the ejsyyjrs are coming (reference to Attack of Ejsyyjr!!)
- Look at the manitee! He can't spell! And neither can I! LOLOL! (reference to Why to the solid square)
- THIS... IS... SPUGAGFAAAAAAAAAAAJHOKSKHKAJE (reference to the SPARTAAA YTMND fad and SPUGAGFAJKAHGOJSKAGSKE)
- George Broussard is your master
- The highest resolution of any mode was 640×200, and the highest color depth supported was 4-bit (16 colors). (describes the CGA graphics card)
- IMPORTANT TITLE! (reference to Antimatter Cheeseburger)
- "The spork is an ancient deadly weapon.
- Kiss my shiny metal asdf. (Futurama reference)
- YOU WIN THE SECRET NUMBER. 061287 IS THE SECRET NUMBER. USE IT WISELY. (one of the original messages in the code)
- (>0<) (a crude ASCII Goatse Man)
- WIRE PIE WIRE PIE (reference to an animutation that Lord Zeebmork has been planning to make for ages, "WIRE PIE" is part of the fake lyrics)
- Schknarfel! (reference to Uncut!)
- This movie brought to you by the letters 1 and #, and the number Cock.
- SHOOP DA WHOOP! (4chan meme)
- (BOT - rv Special:Contributions/User:Cyde (talk) to last bersion by Antandrus. Fuck you Cyde, I'm not done here!) (from Wikipedia)
- PunchingGrandmothers,RapingNunsANDLitteringAreAllWRONG (from a Wikipedia debate about usernames)
- Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue... (from Wikipedia's BJAODN archive)
- fgsfds (4chan meme)
- Moozilla Firefox
- Internet Explorer is for n00bs
- 1 4|23 +3|-| 1337
- ゴジラ が菩薩によって及び7 つの上昇されたマスターは戦っている
- THIS ARTICLE IS COUNTERREVOLUTIONARY AGITPROP. READING THE BELOW TEXT CONSTITUTES AN ACT OF CRIMETHINK. CRIMETHINKERS WILL BE SENT TO GULAG. (from Wikipedia's BJAODN archive)
- I rule the world! Vote for me or else I'll steal US$250,000 from Wrigley's! (by Tommy Wimmer, from Wikipedia's BJAODN archive)
- Donate to the Emperor Tommy Wimmer needs US$250,000.00 to destroy Chicago Fund!
- Darth Maul is gay
- People were scare d of kking Terror becauswe of his name. But then he murdered them. (from Wikipedia's BJAODN archive)
- I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off! (from Wikipedia's BJAODN archive)
- Vacuums, whores, and the Playstation 3. What do they have in common?
- GEH FICK DEIN MUTTER! (German for "go f**k your mother")
- The United States is historically remarkable for being the first nation with obese poor people. (from Wikipedia's BJAODN archive)
- I says fork a lot (reference to Fuck hollywood and I says forked.)
- Sir! You think I can study six BILLION people? (from Wikipedia's BJAODN archive)
- Science Science Fnord Fnord Fnord
- BABIES IN JARS! BABIES IN JARS!
- Fetus porn? (from 4chan)
- my roflcopter goes nrrrrr nrrrrr nrrrrr nrrrrr
- tlhIngan Hol (Klingon for "Klongon language")
- Lunar proctologist (from Wikipedia's BJAODN archive)
- Chocolate can cause the shits if you eat large quantities. (from Wikipedia's BJAODN archive)
- Chococlate is best served melted on a member of the opposite sex. (from Wikipedia's BJAODN archive)
- Best results if done naked.
- HOLY DEMON ROBOT
- assassination: When you shoot someone in the butt twice
- can you balance a egg on your foot?? (from Wikipedia's BJAODN archive)
- Mr. Hussein needs to be Monkeyfied. (from Wikipedia's BJAODN archive)
- This is the fiftieth freaking bloody message poop.
- AN AREA OF DISTURBED WEATHER IS BEGINNING TO SHOW SIGNS OF ORGANIZATION HOLY SH*T WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE (from Wikipedia's BJAODN archive)