The Cold War Redux

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The Cold War Redux
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Author: Kelenar
Release Date: unknown
File Size: unknown
Duration: unknown
Complexity: unrated
Animutatedness: unrated
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Audio Info
Ultra Relax
Artist: Sinohara Tomoe
Album: Kodoma No Omocha OST
Genre: J-Pop
Language: Japanese

About

Once upon a time, there was a great crisis. On one side was Communism, led by Hello Stalin. On the other, Capitalism, led by Uncle Sam. Great battles between Old White Men raged on through the late 20th century. The US was torn between Good Old American Hard Work and Free Money From the Government, and eventually Janitor Law had to be enacted. Marketing, radiated by Jesus, brought about the walking dead. After terrible losses, Lenin and Marx were defeated by the exploited working man and Matthew Lesko grew powerful through level grinding and gold farming. Stalin executed everyone on his staff who was too skilled and was soon surrounded by a bunch of boobs. Elvis and Sumos were kept separate.

And that's how we won the Cold War.

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Lyrics

Fake Lyrics Real Lyrics 日本語で

zenryoku zenkai II yukagen
zenryoku zenshin nuruma yukagen
zenryoku zenkai II yukagen
zensen zenshou II anbai

kyou wa ichinichi HIMAKKUSU
ARE KORE shitakute mayocchau
oyasumi kibun no PRINCESS
kizukeba yuugata DAMEKKUSU
(Kimmy cheese!)

kyou mo ashita mo HIMAKKUSU
gokazoku yonin de goippaku
EGYPT kibun de SUFINKUSU
AMERICA kibun de
Take that!

You You Shaq Shaq They eat Sumo
Cola Cola The Be-zu-Bop
Mig A mushy hat A gnome Machine of Janitor Law! Dough
Dead guy
shichau yo~!

watashi wa ULTRA RELAX
SUTEKI ni muteki na RELAX
hito aji chigau ze DELUXE
tocchirakatte mo yobarerya BABABABA~N!

watashi wa itsudemo RELAX
WABISABI kikasete DELUXE
BIKKARI! KIKKARI! saeteru ATAMA PI! PI!
watashi no TOKO dake
Meat! Day! Day! Neigh!

kyou wa ichinichi HIMAKKUSU
(Grr)
ryouri ni CHALLENGE sorette NICE!
onabe de CURRY ga kusatteru
nioi wo kaitara
Ooh! Terry's Shot! (Ow!)

kyou mo kyou tote HIMAKKUSU
ZUNTAKATATTAKA! ZUNTAKATATTAKA! okai MONO
gokinjosan ni nage KISU
ARIGATO kibun de GRACIAS!
(P.J)

Dolly Euro Europe They eat sumo
Kielbasa It be beatin' bop
Zoo, a zoo Zap Yuna Oni More Janitor law Dough
Dead guy
shichau yo~!

watashi wa ULTRA RELAX
kanpeki de UFUFU na RELAX
hyakusen renma no DELUXE
okka na BIKKURI tobidete KUMA gorou!

watashi no kimochi wa RELAX
orime wa KICCHIRI SLACKS
GACCHIRI! KICCHIRI! saeteru ATAMA PI! PI!
watashi no II toko
Meat! Day! Day! Neigh!

zenryoku zenkai II yukagen
zenryoku zenshin nuruma yukagen
zenryoku zenkai II yukagen
zensen zenshou II anbai

zenryoku zenkai II yukagen
zenryoku zenshin nuruma yukagen
zenryoku zenkai II yukagen
zensen zenshou

watashi wa ULTRA RELAX
SUTEKI ni muteki na RELAX
hito aji chigau ze DELUXE
tocchirakatte mo yobarerya BABABABA~N!

watashi wa itsudemo RELAX
WABISABI kikasete DELUXE
BIKKARI! KIKKARI! saeteru ATAMA PI! PI!
watashi no KOTO dake
Meat! Day! Day! Neigh!

zenryoku zenkai II yukagen
zenryoku zenshin nuruma yukagen
zenryoku zenkai II yukagen
zensen zenshou II anbai

kyou wa ichinichi HIMAKKUSU
ARE KORE shitakute mayocchau
oyasumi kibun no PRINCESS
kizukeba yuugata DAMEKKUSU

kyou mo ashita mo HIMAKKUSU
gokazoku yonin de goippaku
EGYPT kibun de SPHINX
AMERICA kibun de TEXAS!

yoyuu SHAKUSHAKUPPE itsumo
KURAKURA ZUBIZUBA
nigamushi hara no mushi mo CHOROCHORO to
tettai shichau yo~!

watashi wa ULTRA RELAX
SUTEKI ni muteki na RELAX
hito aji chigau ze DELUXE
tocchirakatte mo yobarerya BABABABA~N!

watashi wa itsudemo RELAX
WABISABI kikasete DELUXE
BIKKARI! KIKKARI! saeteru ATAMA PI! PI!
watashi no TOKO dake mitete ne!

kyou wa ichinichi HIMAKKUSU
ryouri ni CHALLENGE sorette NICE!
onabe de CURRY ga kusatteru
nioi wo kaitara U~N DELICIOUS

kyou mo kyou tote HIMAKKUSU
ZUNTAKATATTAKA! ZUNTAKATATTAKA! okai MONO
gokinjosan ni nage KISU
ARIGATO kibun de GRACIAS!

yutori YURAYURAPPE itsumo
tebasaki BIBINBA
ZURAZURA byou no oni mo CHOROCHORO to
tettai shichau yo~!

watashi wa ULTRA RELAX
kanpeki de UFUFU na RELAX
hyakusen renma no DELUXE
okka na BIKKURI tobidete KUMA gorou!

watashi no kimochi wa RELAX
orime wa KICCHIRI SLACKS
GACCHIRI! KICCHIRI! saeteru ATAMA PI! PI!
watashi no II toko mitete ne!

zenryoku zenkai II yukagen
zenryoku zenshin nuruma yukagen
zenryoku zenkai II yukagen
zensen zenshou II anbai

zenryoku zenkai II yukagen
zenryoku zenshin nuruma yukagen
zenryoku zenkai II yukagen
zensen zenshou

watashi wa ULTRA RELAX
SUTEKI ni muteki na RELAX
hito aji chigau ze DELUXE
tocchirakatte mo yobarerya BABABABA~N!

watashi wa itsudemo RELAX
WABISABI kikasete DELUXE
BIKKARI! KIKKARI! saeteru ATAMA PI! PI!
watashi no KOTO dake mitete ne!

全力全開イイ湯加減
全力全身ぬるま湯加減
全力全開イイ湯加減
全戦全勝イイ塩梅

今日は一日ヒマックス
アレコレしたくて迷っちゃう
お休み気分のプリンセス
気づけば夕方ダメックス

今日も明日もヒマックス
ご家族四人で御一泊
エジプト気分でスフィンクス
アメリカ気分でテキサス!

余裕シャクシャクッペいつも
クラクラ ズビズバ
苦虫 腹の虫もチョロチョロと
撤退しちゃうよー!

わたしはウルトラリラックス
ステキに無敵なリラックス
ひと味違うぜデラックス
とっちらかっても 呼ばれりゃババババァーン!

わたしはいつでもリラックス
ワビサビ効かせてデラックス
ビッカリ! キッカリ! 冴えてる アタマ ピッ! ピッ!
わたしのトコだけ見ててね!

今日は一日ヒマックス
料理にチャレンジそれってナイス!
お鍋でカレーが腐ってる
においを嗅いだら ウーン デリシャス

今日も今日とてヒマックス
ズンタカタッタカ! ズンタカタッタカ! お買いモノ
ご近所さんに投げキス
アリガト気分でグラシアス!

ゆとりユラユラッペいつも
手羽先ビビンバ
ヅラヅラ病の鬼もチョロチョロと
撤退しちゃうよー!

わたしはウルトラリラックス
完璧でウフフなリラックス
百戦錬磨のデラックス
おっかなビックリ飛び出てクマ五郎!

わたしの気持ちはリラックス
折り目はキッチリスラックス
ガッチリ! キッチリ! 冴えてる アタマ ピッ! ピッ!
わたしのイイとこ見ててね!

全力全開イイ湯加減
全力全身ぬるま湯加減
全力全開イイ湯加減
全戦全勝イイ塩梅

全力全開イイ湯加減
全力全身ぬるま湯加減
全力全開イイ湯加減
全戦全勝

わたしはウルトラリラックス
ステキに無敵なリラックス
ひと味違うぜデラックス
とっちらかっても 呼ばれりゃババババァーン!

わたしはいつでもリラックス
ワビサビ効かせてデラックス
ビッカリ! キッカリ! 冴えてる アタマ ピッ! ピッ!
わたしのコトだけ見ててね!

Audio Details

Trivia

  • The sound byte at the end is from the Norwegian children's show Pompel og Pilt.

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