Dan Hibiki's Armageddon

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Dan Hibiki's Armageddon
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Information
Author: Mr. Homie
Release Date: December 12, 2002
File Size: 1.58 MB
Duration: 3:50
Complexity: unrated
Animutatedness: unrated
Star(s): Dan Hibiki, Tom Fulp, Mr. T
Audio Info
Anton Aus Tirol
Artist: Dj Ötzi
Album: unknown
Genre: Après Skihut
Language: German

Contents

About

This is what happens when you OD on Altoids. People will eat knees, the earth will turn into a Rollersphere with Stitch's face, entire high schools will begin ice skating, pretty men will jump from cars and detatch their arms, bladders will explode, Alpha Alski will come to rule Nostrilville, Shamans will play disco... insanity ensues. And to top it all off, angels will jump from Heaven and crash into earth, sparing only Tom Fulp.

Cast

Transcript

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics Real Lyrics

Altoids! Altoids! Altoids! Altoids!
Altoids! Altoids! Altoids! Altoids!
Altoids! Altoids! Altoids! Altoids!
Altoids! Altoids! Altoids!
(Yahoo!)

If it's a shame
If it's a bowl...
Then it's the ALPHA ALSKI LORD!!!
Mind the key you Slongs-ga-bong
From the van a pretty man.
Might be cool, a Boomnut dare not fool

If it's a scall From Nostrilville
Then try the Highschool IceCapades
We based anything you say Shiny Halls. S.O.S.
I'm gonna hug the ALSKI LORD!!!!

Now we'll be the celery
These arms 2 are not 4 me
Call the goo or call me Smeeg
Ahh Come here sin call you Faith
Please insult the Winnabago
Girls So good to me!
They got to pee!

If it's a shame
If it's a bowl...
Then it's the ALPHA ALSKI LORD!!!
Mind the key you Slongs-ga-bong
From the van a pretty man.
Might be cool, a Boomnut dare not fool

If it's a scall From Nostrilville
Then try the Highschool IceCapades
We based anything you say Shiny Halls. S.O.S.
I'm gonna hug the ALSKI LORD!!!!

Altoids! Altoids! Altoids! Altoids!
Altoids! Altoids! Altoids! Altoids!
Altoids! Altoids! Altoids! Altoids!
Altoids! Altoids! Altoids!

I'm standing diskco Shaman
Jogging me meh poop tomata
Danga Vinga come to me!
Oy! A Shame I 8 my knee!
Let's Olive oil Bra-rang-a-dang
"Koala is the world," it said.
AHHH! Me Knee sheed! Oy! the Shame!

Store Kapour... Or ya needa getta cleana floor
And Hair on Musk McNeil
Mighty Rollerspeare


(Yahoo!)
If it's a shame
If it's a bowl...
Then it's the ALPHA ALSKI LORD!!!
Mind the Weee! You Slongs-ga-bong
From the van a pretty man.
Might be cool, a Boomnut dare not fool

If it's a scall From Nostrilville
Then try the High School IceCapades
We based anything you say Shiny Halls. S.O.S.
I'm gonna hug the ALSKI LORD!!!!

Anton! Anton! Anton! Anton!
Anton! Anton! Anton! Anton!
Anton! Anton! Anton! Anton!
Anton! Anton! Anton! (Yahoo!)

Ich bin so schön,
ich bin so toll,
ich bin der Anton aus Tirol
Meine gigschlank'n Wadl'n
san da Wahnsinn für die Madl'n
mei Figur a Wunder der Natur

Ich bin so stark und auch so wild
ich treib es heiß und eisgekühlt
wippe ich mit dem gesäß schrei'n die Hasen S.O.S.
und woll'n den Anton aus Tirol

Blaue Pille, Sellerie -
des braucht so a Anton nie!
Koa Tattoo und koane Schmäh
a koa Piercing koa Juche
bin koa Softie, bin a Tiger
Girls, so an Typ wie mi',
den gabs noch nie.

Ich bin so schön,
ich bin so toll,
ich bin der Anton aus Tirol
Meine gigschlank'n Wadl'n
san da Wahnsinn für die Madl'n
mei Figur a Wunder der Natur

Ich bin so stark und auch so wild
ich treib es heiß und eisgekühlt
wippe ich mit dem gesäß schrei'n die Hasen S.O.S.
und woll'n den Anton aus Tirol

Anton! Anton! Anton! Anton!
Anton! Anton! Anton! Anton!
Anton! Anton! Anton! Anton!
Anton! Anton! Anton!

Abens dann im Discostadl
zoag i mi imt 15 Mad'l; -
denn gewinnen kann nur i:
"Ulll - so schön war i no nie !"
Lass alle Buam im Regen stehn
Koana is so urig schön:
"AHHH - bin i schön !" - (AHH - is er schön!)

Starker Bua - von dir kriag i net g'nua
komm her und machs mit mir
du mein Tiroler Stier.

(Yahoo!)
Ich bin so schön,
ich bin so toll,
ich bin der Anton aus Tirol
Meine gigschlank'n Wadl'n
san da Wahnsinn für die Madl'n
mei Figur a Wunder der Natur

Ich bin so stark und auch so wild
ich treib es heiß und eisgekühlt
wippe ich mit dem gesäß schrei'n die Hasen S.O.S.
und woll'n den Anton aus Tirol

Audio Details

Trivia

  • The message "He's dead, Jim!" is an obscure self joke of Mr. Homie, as he didn't know it was from Star Trek.
  • The cat in the flash is Mr. Homie's cat.

External Links


The Dan Hibiki Trilogy
Dan Hibiki's Majik Sammich | Dan Hibiki's Armageddon | Dan Hibiki for Prezidénté
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