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{{Must-See}} {{animutation infobox| image=funk.jpg| imgdesc=A mysterious hand pokes out Chuck E. Cheese's eyes| author=Neil Cicierega| date=2002/05/24| size=3.8 MB| duration=4:42| poiuytic=5| wartysian=A.5| stars=[[Steven Tyler]], [[Bob Vila]], [[Patrick Renna]], Spider Head Boy, a guy stroking his chin| newgrounds=52761| aniport=46| audio=Funkastic| artist=[[Rip Slyme]]| album=Tokyo Classic| genre=Funk/Rap| language=Japanese}} == About == A diverse cast of singers wades through the huge number of mondegreens in this animutation, as Earth is faced by its greatest and vaguest threat ever - the forces of Funk. It involves a lot of dancing on stages, for some reason. == Cast == * {{character|Earth}} * {{character|Mrs. Garret}} * {{character|Steven Tyler}} * {{character|Patrick Renna}} * {{character|Neil Cicierega}} * {{character|Mighty Mouse}} * {{character|Matthew Lesko}} * {{character|Bob Vila}} * {{character|George W. Bush}} * {{character|Ronald McDonald}} * {{character|Carrot Top}} * {{character|Hong Kong Phooey}} * {{character|Santa Claus}} * {{character|Colin Mochrie}} * {{character|Weird Al Yankovic}} * {{character|Chuck E. Cheese}} * {{character|Cap'n Crunch}} * Bob the Crazy Dog?! * George Bush's body * {{character|Andrew Jackson}} * {{character|Christopher Walken}} * red kite * {{character|Aaron Ackerson}} * {{character|Sam}} * {{character|Max the Bunny}} * {{character|Dave Foley}}/{{character|I Can't Believe It's Not Dave Thomas}} * {{character|Cute Piggy}} * {{character|Osama bin Laden}} * {{character|Bob Saget}} * Doctor {{character|Mankind}} * {{character|Lando Calrissian}} * {{character|Mr. Bean}} * {{character|Jeannie}} * {{character|Dancing Alligator}} * {{character|Michael Jackson}} * {{character|Moe Howard}} * {{character|Spider Head Boy}} * {{character|Anthony Hopkins}} * {{character|Harry Potter}} * Goto and Fatty? (the clowns, as suggested by Google Translate) * {{character|Hulk Hogan}} * {{character|Spirit, Stallion of the Cimarron}} * guy stroking chin * {{character|Jon Stewart}} * {{character|Alvin}} * {{character|Jar Jar Binks}} * {{character|Farchie Archie}} * {{character|Dell Dude Stevens}} * {{character|Bilbo Baggins}} * {{character|Yoda}} * {{character|Macaulay Culkin}} * {{character|Calvin}} * {{character|Hobbes}} * {{character|Quaker Oats Man}} * {{character|Mario}} * {{character|HappaTai}} * {{character|Buffo the Clown}} * {{character|Bonzi Buddy}} * {{character|Mr. Pringles}} * {{character|Spider-Man}} * {{character|David (sculpture)|David}} * {{character|Jambi the Genie}} * {{character|George Lucas}} * {{character|Wile E. Coyote}} [[category: Gahbunga Filmography]] == Transcript == Put a detailed description of the movie here. (fix me!) == Lyrics == <table border="0" cellpadding="10"> <tr> <th>Fake Lyrics</th> <th>Real Lyrics</th> <th>日本語で</th> </tr> <tr> <td valign="top" nowrap> <b>Have a good yam key &nbsp; And a crusty eye &nbsp; See him<br> on the pot &nbsp; Now you're funtastic<br> Have a good yam key &nbsp; And a crusty eye &nbsp; See him<br> on the pot &nbsp; And you're funtastic<br> Funtastic abyss &nbsp; Wahdee, Wahdee &nbsp; What's mint chew?<br> Funtastic abyss &nbsp; Wahdee, Wahdee &nbsp; You stink<br> Funtastic abyss &nbsp; Wahdee, Wahdee &nbsp; Lost pink shoes<br> Funtastic abyss &nbsp; Wahdee, Wahdee &nbsp; You stink<br> <br> Hi! &nbsp; Chuck E. Cheese recoils down the tree &nbsp; Poke out all his eyes<br> To Crunchitize to the Funk House street &nbsp; Boo<br> Sound as a nickel in a funky sound<br> Gonna con Sam Sally &nbsp; Who the yacket jars sing<br> I'm -- funny -- Thank you (Damn you!)<br> Myer gotta more money &nbsp; Compliment you<br> I -- uh, hug -- Andrew! &nbsp; More soup!<br> It's just scared of Walken in a poncho<br> Red kite &nbsp; Sun shake I chew<br> My money got you climbing on the web &nbsp; Die Q!<br> Mazel tov, no rake, yow!! &nbsp; Try get to honk ya<br> rrrrRAh! &nbsp; yadda yadda yadda yatta YO --<br> <br> Ride a shoe &nbsp; I've got a cow full of mean<br> high zest &nbsp; You want get inside, Corno-B<br> Big. They're calling me Fine Kim, my shin<br> I better not show &nbsp; Dynamite Pig<br> ONE!!! &nbsp; She cuts Kotter &nbsp; TWO!!! &nbsp; You see my tail<br> walking out &nbsp; A MILLION!!! &nbsp; How can I be<br> Doctor Mankind? &nbsp; Ray Pinash<br> Shake it down &nbsp; Huh!!!<br> <br> Takin' off &nbsp; This ain't no day &nbsp; I'll make you guys pay<br> I'm going side hay &nbsp; Gnome cafe play-dough<br> Ear &nbsp; That's one knee for Lando<br> Gee, Connie needs her eyes for ham cake clothes<br> <br> OPEN ZA FENCE-AH &nbsp; CAN'T UNDERSTAND-AH<br> FREE KENNY DUDE &nbsp; FUNTASTIC FUNK<br> OPEN ZA FENCE-AH &nbsp; CAN'T UNDERSTAND-AH<br> FWEEKINI DOO &nbsp; HALLELUJA<br> <br> blahdddddddddddddddddddee &nbsp; Ja-ja-ja-jam &nbsp; Oh the sunny car<br> Anthony in a vase &nbsp; Somewhere God<br> Choweek a'ight sook I know<br> Funkastic be S-Y-what?<br> Through my head I gotta know MC<br> He dotty penny rolls MIC &nbsp; (aye, yeahhh)<br> Me dare if they funky<br> But Joncho hockey day &nbsp; Yay<br> Hanat-ay &nbsp; Dooie sanat-ay<br> Can I cut-ay &nbsp; Wallet tape<br> Joy jeeer, took a net &nbsp; And toss it out there<br> Beedy eyes fly &nbsp; bye bye bye bye bye bye (hi hi hi hi)<br> <br> Missile cuts no cold<br> Little cocktail like a toe<br> I see money now mom's a comb<br> Luxu-rah-ry, I'll risk Bob anyday &nbsp; Ho!<br> Let's go &nbsp; She must give me the wondo gumondo<br> Bronco &nbsp; Guess you need each to ponko<br> Joe row moon sadooshtasoo<br> Thought I got the oboe but I missed &nbsp; Say "Ah tay!!"<br> Hoochie &nbsp; Koochie &nbsp; Rah rah rahhh<br> Funkasticoonamada<br> whaackathung &nbsp; In a srahboorah<br> Get cold in a jet, touch a frog</b><br> <br> <i>Kono FUNKASTIC no FEELING wo PRESENT<br> Obakado SUSUME marudashi de susume<br> Minami kara nishi kara higashi kara kita mo<br> WORLDWIDE kyoutsuu kono FEELING wo PRESENT</i><br> <br> <b>Ohh!! &nbsp; Watermelon ticker &nbsp; Count all the butt<br> on boat &nbsp; Come here and hear a goodoo &nbsp; It's and I gotta do!<br> Hot tickets dance &nbsp; So we're ready now we're kids<br> In the walk &nbsp; Paw my room, I may knee ow<br> <br> Knock knock &nbsp; (Who is it??) Osama &nbsp; The pot!<br> To my ear I gaurantee &nbsp; Za Mister Funkastic<br> Z-U &nbsp; Totaly male sheep too!<br> Zucchini show &nbsp; Mentally calf &nbsp; Can I see poo<br> <br> Oh dear on I on yet I say horsey yeah! &nbsp; (Like money)<br> Sorry to rap, but oh please?<br> It's! (It's) &nbsp; Why! (Why) &nbsp; The! (The) &nbsp; Show! (Show)<br> Shouldn't say &nbsp; Pin a monster to feet<br> <br> Jim Moonie mini barbecue, die die<br> It's another you &nbsp; Yo! No! Pot! No! Right! &nbsp; HEY!!<br> It's! (It's) &nbsp; Why! (Why) &nbsp; The! (The) &nbsp; Show! (Show)<br> Can we pawn, ka stinky, oh right<br> <br> OPEN ZA FENCE-AH &nbsp; CAN'T UNDERSTAND-AH<br> FREEKEE NEEKEE &nbsp; FUNTASTIC FUNK<br> OPEN ZA FENCE-AH &nbsp; CAN'T UNDERSTAND-AH<br> FREAK IN A SUIT &nbsp;</b> HA LA LOO YA! </td> <td valign="top" nowrap> F-U-N-K-A-S-T-I-C<br> On the funk and fantastic<br> F-U-N-K-A-S-T-I-C<br> On the funk and fantastic<br> Funkastic Beats Body, Body Rock nenjuu<br> Funkastic Beats Body, Body Rock it<br> Funkastic Beats Body, Body Rock nenjuu<br> Funkastic Beats Body, Body Rock it<br> <br> HAI chakuchi mikaitakuchi BOKE tto hiraita<br> kuchi hassuru "Funkastic!" (Woo)<br> DANDISM koeru FUNKISM<br> Kono CONSENT SIGN furiage chakushin<br> I'm Fine Thank You (And You)<br> Maiagatta manma no kono renchuu<br> I'm Funk nenjuumukyuu de<br> tsuzukeru aku naki EVENTUAL<br> riku umi sora zensekaijuu<br> mata ni kake kon'ya mo VIP taiguu<br> Mata ni TOUGH na RADAR TARGET hakken<br> Rock The Body, Body IRUMARI Say<br> <br> Like That Yo! Back kara Come Follow Me<br> HAISENSU niban te no saikou no Beats<br> Big na kyou ni Funky MACHINE <br> HADE na ACTION to DYNAMITE PICK <br> (One) higashi kara (Two) nishi made<br> Wake naku (Three) hate made<br> Datte METER BREAK nashi<br> Break It Down (Down)<br> <br> Freaky na kaze ni notte kabe kudaite<br> Ame ha saite mou agatte yuke (YO!)<br> (IRU) futatsu no kuni BLEND<br> Shikkari mite na sora ni Take Off<br> <br> Open The Funk saa, kantan da Stand Up!<br> FREAKY ni ikiru FANTASTIC Funk<br> Open The Funk saa, kantan da Stand Up!<br> FREAKY ni ikiru HALLELUJAH<br> <br> DRUMROLL JAJAJAJA~N Ore-sama ga<br> ENTRY Number sanban da<br> Chou yukai tsuukai na<br> Funkastic PSY wa?<br> umarenagara no MC<br> Hidarite ni motsu MIC (Hey Yeah)<br> Migite agete "Funky!"<br> mochiron chou honki de ie<br> Iihanatte tokihanatte<br> karakatte waratte<br> Oichi itoko zenbu kassaratte<br> PSY Bye, Bye, Bye, Bye, Bye, Bye<br> <br> Misokkasu no ko<br> rettoukan sutete obaka dou?<br> Atsumari na MAZAKON<br> LUXURY RS HAREM he (Go)<br> ESCORT shimasu Kimi no fuan to fuman to<br> BLANK wo uchikeshi ni shita FUNK wo<br> Choroi mon sa dou shita?<br> Suppadaka de otakara miseatte<br> HOOCHIE COOCHIE RARARAA<br> FUNKASTIC ikidashi<br> Obaka-san he no SWAPAROUND<br> Kekkou ORE no JET ja fuan?<br> <br> Kono FUNKASTIC no FEELING wo PRESENT<br> Obakado SUSUME marudashi de susume<br> Minami kara nishi kara higashi kara kita mo<br> WORLDWIDE kyoutsuu kono FEELING wo PRESENT<br> <br> Atamanjuu kantan na PATTERN<br> bakka meguri meguru tsunagaru LOOP<br> "HA-!" to kizukazu SUBLIMINAL<br> Beats no wa hamaru HAME ni naru<br> <br> Knock-Knock (Who Is It?) Asa made PARTY<br> moriageru Mr. Mr. Funkastic<br> jiyuu to yume wo shikyuu<br> Chikyuujou megake fuke yo shinfuu<br> <br> ALL DAY ALL NIGHT LONG Yarai Say Ho! (Make Money)<br> Saredo Love & Peace<br> It's (It's) Like (Like) This (This) Yo (Yo)!<br> Shinseiki no MASTER na PEACE<br> <br> Jinrui mina BAKA kyoudai daichi<br> tsunagaru yo! No Funk No Life (Hey)<br> It's (It's) Like (Like) That (That) Yo (Yo)!<br> Kono Funkastic ALL RIGHT?<br> <br> Open The Funk saa, kantan da Stand Up!<br> FREAKY ni ikiru Fantastic Funk<br> Open The Funk saa, kantan da Stand Up!<br> FREAKY ni ikiru HALLELUJAH </td> <td valign="top" nowrap> F-U-N-K-A-S-T-I-C<br> On The Funk And Fantastic<br> F-U-N-K-A-S-T-I-C<br> On The Funk And Fantastic<br> Funkastic Beats Body,Body Rock年中<br> Funkastic Beats Body,Body Rock It<br> Funkastic Beats Body,Body Rock年中<br> Funkastic Beats Body,Body Rock It<br> <br> ハイ着地 未開拓地 ボケっと開いた<br> 口発する"Funkastic!"(Woo)<br> ダンディズム超えるファンキズム<br> このコンセントサインふり上げ着信<br> I'm Fine Thank You(And You)<br> 舞い上がったまんまのこの連中<br> I'm Funk 年中無休で<br> 続けるあくなきアバンチュール<br> 陸・海・空 全世界中<br> またにかけ今夜もVIP待遇<br> またタフなレーダー ターゲット発見<br> Rock The Body,Body イルマリSay<br> <br> Like That Yo! Backから Come Follow Me<br> ハイセンス 二番手の最高のBeats<br> Bigな今日にFunky Machine<br> ハデなアクションとDynamiteピーク<br> (One)東から(Two)西まで<br> 訳なく(Three)果てまで<br> だってメーター ブレーキなし<br> Break It Down(Down)<br> <br> Freakyな 風に乗って 壁くだいて<br> 雨は裂いて もう上がって行け(Yo!)<br> (イル)2つの国Blend<br> しっかり見てな空にTake Off<br> <br> Open The Funk さあ 簡単だStand Up!<br> フリーキーに生きる ファンタスティック Funk<br> Open The Funk さあ 簡単だStand Up!<br> フリーキーに生きる Hallelujah<br> <br> Drumroll ジャジャジャジャ~ン オレ様が<br> Entry No.3番だ<br> 超ゆかい痛快な<br> Funkastic PSYは?<br> 生まれながらのMC<br> 左手に持つMIC(Hey Yeah)<br> 右手上げて"Funky!"<br> もちろん超本気で言え<br> 言い放って 解き放って<br> からかって笑って<br> おいちいとこ全部かっさらって<br> Psy Bye,Bye,Bye,Bye,Bye,Bye<br> <br> みそっカスの子<br> 劣等感捨て おバカどう?<br> 集まりなマザコン<br> ラグジュアリーRS ハーレムへ(Go)<br> Escortします 君の不安と不満と<br> ブランクをうす消しにしたFunkを<br> ちょろいもんさ どうした?<br> すっぱだかでお宝みせあって<br> HOOCHIE COOCHIE ラララー<br> ファンカスティッコー生出し<br> おバカさんへのツアープラン<br> けっこう オレのジェットじゃ不安?<br> <br> このファンカスティコのフィーリングをPresent<br> おバカドススメ まるだしで進め<br> 南から西から東から北も<br> Worldwideド共通 このフィーリングをPresent<br> <br> 頭ん中 簡単なパターン<br> ばっか巡り巡るつながるループ<br> "ハッ!"と気づかずSubliminal<br> Beatsの輪ハマるハメになる<br> <br> Knock-Knock(Who Is It?) 朝までパーティ<br> 盛り上げるMr. Mr.Funkastic<br> 自由と夢を支給<br> 地球上めがけ ふけよ新風<br> <br> All Day All Night Long 夜来 Say Ho!(Make Money)<br> されどLove & Peace<br> It's Like This Yo!<br> 新世紀の マスターなピース<br> <br> 人類 みなバカ兄弟 大地<br> つながるよ! No Funk No Life (Hey)<br> It's Like That Yo!<br> これFunkastic オーライ?<br> <br> Open The Funk さあ 簡単だStand Up!<br> フリーキーに生きる Fantastic Funk<br> Open The Funk さあ 簡単だStand Up!<br> フリーキーに生きる Hallelujah </td> </tr> </table> == Audio Details == The song, "FUNKASTIC" by [[Rip Slyme]], was very popular in Japan, reaching #2 on the national charts. Rip Slyme's music is popular with (f)animutations because of how unintelligible it is to a non-Japanese speaker, and thereby how easy it is to construct mondegreens therefrom. In January 2006 a remix of this song was released called "Battle Funkastic", featuring both Rip Slyme and Hotei Tomoyasu (one of Japan's leading rock artists), combining Funkastic and Hotei's hit "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" together into one song. This collabration was formed by a promotion by Japanese car maker Toyota. KKyuubi brought up the idea of possibly making a remake of Earth Vs. Funk with it as the soundtrack on the Animutation Portal Forum, [[MSM]] (maker of [[So You Say]]) has taken on the task of making this sequel, entitled "Earth Vs Funk 2: Battle For Middlefunk". == Trivia == * From the official [http://www.eviltrailmix.com/earthvsfunk.doc Earth Vs. Funk GUIDE]: ** "When Mrs. Garret pops up with a cigar in her mouth, there's a small secret message in the bottom right corner. If you zoom in on it, it reads 'i need a hug'." ** "Click on circle for secret!!!!! Of course, nothing happens when you click on it. A chilling symbology if there ever was one." ** "When Mr. Bean pops up in front of Spider Head Boy, there is another secret message in his hair. Zoom in and it reads, 'this is baby luigi, he's as fun as a sgueegee! (sic)'" ** "Zoom in to Bob Saget's shoulder [the second time he appears]. The text reads, 'if you look had (sic) enough, you can find secret messages!' What is it with me and mispelling secret messages??" ** "If you zoom in right under the "old fashioned" sign on the Quaker Oats guy, there's this message: 'MY DADD'YS (sic) NAME IS PHILLIP. HE'S A LAWYER'. It's a quote from my live action directorial debut, "Billy Triumphs Over Evil", available on www.eviltrailmix.com" * During the part with Calvin and Hobbes, if you zoom in on Calvin's mouth, you can see the word "Gahbunga" appear for one frame. * On the loading page, in the top left corner, zoom in many times, and you will see the pringles logo, if you click on it, you will be transported to the last frame loaded. If the whole thing is loaded, it will go to the Carrot Top/David part. * Right click and select Play at the end to see a picture of Wile E. Coyote with a sign saying "Stop in the name of HUMANITY!" * Progress Indicator Ornement: How Neil Cicierega looked like in a Flash animation his sister made. * The Pringles Logo on the Carrot Top David at the end is clickable, but nothing happens when you click it. == External Links == * [http://www.eviltrailmix.com/animutation/funk.swf Earth Vs. Funk] at [[Neil Cicierega]]'s site * [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/funk.php Earth Vs. Funk] at [[Albino Blacksheep]] [[Category:Movies with Rip Slyme Music]]

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