Barney the Dinosaur - Revision history

Probo at 15:54, 21 September 2017

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I can't get the annoying dinosaur out of my head! >_<

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A big purple dinosaur who sings horrifying songs to young children.

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-Barney the Dinosaur is a well known character from the children's tv show ''Barney & Friends''. He is a big, purple, dinosaur. He is always happy, and is friends with other dinosaurs [[B. J.]] and [[Baby Bop]], as well as various children. He often sings songs(often with the tunes of other songs, such as ''This Old Man'' for his ''I Love You'' song) to them. His show is loved by young children, but it is often disliked by older audiences.
+'''Barney the Dinosaur''' is the noxiously saccharine purple dinosaur host of the children's TV show ''Barney & Friends''. His Pollyannaish disposition, dopey voice, and frequent singing made him popular among very young children, and a popular 1990s punching bag with nearly everyone else.
-He is a little popular in animutations. His biggest role was in [[Burn Fest]], where he went to various hecks, all of them which he loved. He also [[Miko Miko Nurse!|had red eyes]], [[Captain Jack!|has been a red nazi]], [[Eat My Balls|has eaten balls]], and [[Revival of the Node 7/8|has been referred to as B'harnii]].
+His frequency as a mockery target in early WWW days translated to occasional animutational ridicule. His biggest role was in [[Burn Fest]], where he went to various hecks, all of which he loved. He also [[Miko Miko Nurse!|had red eyes]], [[Captain Jack!|has been a red Nazi]], [[Eat My Balls|has eaten balls]], and [[Revival of the Node 7/8|has been referred to as B'harnii]].
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 Barney the Dinosaur is a well known character from the children's tv show ''Barney & Friends''. He is a big, purple, dinosaur. He is always happy, and is friends with other dinosaurs [[B. J.]] and [[Baby Bop]], as well as various children. He often sings songs(often with the tunes of other songs, such as ''This Old Man'' for his ''I Love You'' song) to them. His show is loved by young children, but it is often disliked by older audiences.
-He is a little popular in animutations. His biggest role was in [[Burn Fest]], where he went to various hecks, all of them which he loved. He also [[Miko Miko Nurse!|had red eyes]], [[Captain Jack!|has been a red nazi]], and [[Revival of the Node 7/8|has been referred to as B'harnii]].
+He is a little popular in animutations. His biggest role was in [[Burn Fest]], where he went to various hecks, all of them which he loved. He also [[Miko Miko Nurse!|had red eyes]], [[Captain Jack!|has been a red nazi]], [[Eat My Balls|has eaten balls]], and [[Revival of the Node 7/8|has been referred to as B'harnii]].
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 Barney the Dinosaur is a well known character from the children's tv show ''Barney & Friends''. He is a big, purple, dinosaur. He is always happy, and is friends with other dinosaurs [[B. J.]] and [[Baby Bop]], as well as various children. He often sings songs(often with the tunes of other songs, such as ''This Old Man'' for his ''I Love You'' song) to them. His show is loved by young children, but it is often disliked by older audiences.
-He is a little popular in animutations. His biggest role was in [[Burn Fest]], where he went to various hecks, all of them which he loved. He also [[Miko Miko Nurse!|had red eyes]], [[Captain Jack!|has been a nazi]], and [[Revival of the Node 7/8|has been referred to as B'harnii]].
+He is a little popular in animutations. His biggest role was in [[Burn Fest]], where he went to various hecks, all of them which he loved. He also [[Miko Miko Nurse!|had red eyes]], [[Captain Jack!|has been a red nazi]], and [[Revival of the Node 7/8|has been referred to as B'harnii]].
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+Barney the Dinosaur is a well known character from the children's tv show ''Barney & Friends''. He is a big, purple, dinosaur. He is always happy, and is friends with other dinosaurs [[B. J.]] and [[Baby Bop]], as well as various children. He often sings songs(often with the tunes of other songs, such as ''This Old Man'' for his ''I Love You'' song) to them. His show is loved by young children, but it is often disliked by older audiences.
-Barney the Dinosaur is a children's TV show character from the show ''Barney & Friends''. He is a big, purple, and always happy dinosaur. He sings songs, often based off of other songs, to young children. He [[Miko Miko Nurse!|had red eyes]] and [[Burn Fest|went to three different hecks, all which he loved]].
+He is a little popular in animutations. His biggest role was in [[Burn Fest]], where he went to various hecks, all of them which he loved. He also [[Miko Miko Nurse!|had red eyes]], [[Captain Jack!|has been a nazi]], and [[Revival of the Node 7/8|has been referred to as B'harnii]].
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-Barney the Dinosaur is a big, purple, always happy dinosaur who sings songs, often based off of other songs, to young children. He [[Miko Miko Nurse!|had red eyes]] and [[Burn Fest|went to three different hecks, all which he loved]].
+Barney the Dinosaur is a children's TV show character from the show ''Barney & Friends''. He is a big, purple, and always happy dinosaur. He sings songs, often based off of other songs, to young children. He [[Miko Miko Nurse!|had red eyes]] and [[Burn Fest|went to three different hecks, all which he loved]].
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