Probo at 23:59, 9 November 2013

2013-11-09T23:59:41Z

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== About ==

== Cast ==
* {{character|Fred Phelps}}
* {{character|The Statue of Liberty}}
* dancing cartoon old people
* {{character|Drew Pickles}}
* {{character|Hectan}}
* In the background flurry:
** {{character|Ray Sipe}}
** {{character|John F. Kennedy}} and {{character|Jacqueline Kennedy}}
** t-rexes
** {{character|Colin Mochrie}} and {{character|Jay Jay the Jet Plane}}
** {{character|Adolf Hitler}}
** {{character|Captain Lou Albano}} as {{character|Mario}} and {{character|Danny Wells}} as {{character|Luigi}}
** {{character|Saddam Hussein}}
** {{character|Franklin D. Roosevelt}}, {{character|Josef Stalin}}, and {{character|Winston Churchill}}
* {{character|Speed Racer}}
* {{character|Sonic the Hedgehog}} and {{character|Miles "Tails" Prower}}
* {{character|Spongebob Squarepants}} and {{character|Sandy Cheeks}}
* {{character|Kevin}}
* badly drawn ''Fairly OddParents'' porn
* {{character|Donald Trump}}
* {{character|Homer Simpson}}
* {{character|kinghomer45}}
* {{character|Alexander Haig}}
* cartoon bananas
* {{character|Henry Kissinger}}
* {{character|Gordon the Talking Leg}}
* {{character|The Amazing Atheist}}
* {{character|Tito}}
* {{character|Guts Man}}'s ass
* {{character|Billy Graham}}
* Billy Graham/{{character|Teletubbies|Tinky Winky}}
* {{character|Patrick}}
* {{character|Dr. Manowar}}
* {{character|Bert}} and {{character|Ernie}}
* {{character|Mr. Cherrywood}}
* {{character|Red Buttons}}
* {{character|Dick the Clown}}
* {{character|Bob Dole}}
* {{character|Abe Vigoda}}
* {{character|John Madden}}
* {{character|Zoidberg}}

== Notable Props ==
* comb
* hologram
* telegram

== Transcript ==

== Lyrics ==
<table border="0" cellpadding="10">
<tr>
<th>Fake Lyrics</th>
<th>Real Lyrics</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<td valign="top" nowrap>
 
''You can go anywhere you wanna go, dontcha'' No
 
 
 
 
 
 
''But you're never gonna know'' Ware
 
You gotta realize you're limitation when you just been there
 
 
''<nowiki>*</nowiki>glitched gibberish*'' '''Haig!'''
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki>glitched gibberish* '''Ass!'''
 
 
''A'' '''HalloGraham''' ''is like a'' '''TeleGraham'''
 
''You can send it'' N E Ware
 
 
 
 
 
''Don't you understand!? That'' HalloGrahams ''can't push'' Red Buttons!
</td>
<td valign="top" nowrap>
You can be here, you can be there, anywhere
 
You can go anywhere you wanna go, dontcha know
 
You're just an image of yourself floating in the air
 
Can't lift a thing and you can't even comb your hair
 
 
A hologram is like a telegram
 
You can send it anywhere
 
But you're never gonna know where
 
You gotta realize you're limitation when you just been there
 
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki>glitched gibberish*
 
Hold on a second there, I'm not finished, now.. where was I? Oh yeah.
 
 
You can't peel bananas that you wanna eat
 
You can't feel the ground with your own two feet
 
 
You can't even eat bananas!?
 
No! How many times have I gotta tell you?
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki>glitched gibberish*
 
 
A hologram is like a telegram
 
You can send it anywhere
 
But you're not really there
 
You can't touch anything
 
 
How much longer should I sing!?
 
Don't you understand!? That holograms can't push red buttons!
</td>
</tr>
</table>

== Audio Details ==
The song comes from ''Donkey Kong Country: Legend of the Crystal Coconut'', a French-based CGI cartoon based off the ''Donkey Kong Country'' video games. The series was noted for breaking into song frequently, often with hilariously cheesy results.

== Trivia ==
* The easter egg uses audio from ''Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon'', an infamously bad CD-i game from which Hectan originates. The "YOU KILLED ME" line is specifically Hectan's.

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Probo at 23:59, 9 November 2013

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