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| + | Shitty --[[User:71.125.16.44|71.125.16.44]] 07:52, 4 July 2006 (PDT) |
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| − | <tr><th align="center" bgcolor=yellow>[[{{PAGENAME}}]]</th></tr>
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| − | <tr><td align="center">Insert image here</tr></td>
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| − | <tr><th align="center" bgcolor=yellow>Information</th></tr>
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| − | <tr><td>Author:</td><td>[[Stephen Townshend]][[category:Stephen Townshend Flash]]</td></tr>
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| − | <tr><td>Release Date: </td><td>?</td></tr>
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| − | <tr><td>File Size: </td><td>2.28MB</td></tr>
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| − | <tr><td>Length: </td><td>3:50</td></tr>
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| − | <tr><td>Complexity:</td><td>[[Poiuytic Scale]]</td></tr>
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| − | <tr><td>Stars:</td><td>"Monster Thing" Deer</td></tr>
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| − | </table>
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| − | <tr><th align="center" bgcolor="yellow">Audio Info</th></tr>
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| − | <tr><th align="center" colspan="2"><i>Afscheid Nemen Bestaat Niet</i></th></tr>
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| − | <tr><td>Artist:</td><td>Marco Borsato</td></tr>
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| − | <tr><td>Album:</td><td>?</td></tr>
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| − | <tr><td>Genre:</td><td>Ballad</td></tr>
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| − | <tr><td>Language:</td><td>Dutch</td></tr>
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| − | </table></td></tr>
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| − | == About ==
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| − | == Cast ==
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| − | * Monster Deer
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| − | * Kylie Minogue
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| − | * Sonic the Hedgehog[[Category: Sonic the Hedgehog Filmography]]
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| − | * Alice (in Wonderland)
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| − | * Rudolph Giuliani
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| − | * Jimmy Carter
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| − | * Flies
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| − | * Monster Deer's Nan
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| − | * Fur
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| − | * Warts
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| − | * Gross-out medical images
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| − | == Transcript ==
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| − | == Lyrics ==
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| − | <th>Fake Lyrics</th>
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| − | <th>Real Lyrics</th>
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| − | <b>Watch my name and start me<br>
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| − | The car's a wreck, man, from archery<br>
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| − | If you need milk, fall-over, don't you pine<br>
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| − | If you rupture a lost lung...<br>
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| − | An urchin boy who's afraid of fart<br>
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| − | An ulcer clings on my bum bag... So leave it there<br>
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| − | Cool "monster thing" deer. Foot, and her ankles.<br>
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| − | Oh what you do, also leaked from your man<br>
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| − | Look there in Alice, I'll call you a tanker<br>
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| − | Flies took my nan... Let go my love<br>
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| − | Z... What, I checked my itch<br>
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| − | Watching a loaf expire<br>
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| − | Open your own for now<br>
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| − | Nan... Dumb Sonic, pay your shame<br>
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| − | Also chain you too<br>
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| − | He smiled when warts go home. Fur...<br>
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| − | Wash my name and start me<br>
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| − | Oh "monster thing" deer. Foot, and her ankles.<br>
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| − | Oh what you do, also leaked from your mind<br>
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| − | Look there in Alice, I'll call you My Tanker!<br>
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| − | Flies took my nan!!! And a good mayor<br>
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| − | Can't get a look, can't get a shave<br>
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| − | Bio-tube open wine, oh for Jimmy<br>
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| − | Need you to stop and need your romance, now you've gone away<br>
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| − | Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Bought you a boot, buy you a kite<br>
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| − | Buy me Minogue and kill passion on a full night now...<br>
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| − | And there goes my nan...<br>
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| − | Wash my name and start me</b>
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| − | Afscheid nemen bestaat niet,<br>
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| − | Ik ga wel weg maar verlaat je niet,<br>
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| − | Lief je moet me geloven, al doet het pijn<br>
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| − | Ik wil dat je me los laat...,<br>
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| − | En dat je morgen weer verder gaat,<br>
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| − | Maar als je eenzaam of bang bent, zal ik er zijn<br>
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| − | Kom als de wind, die je voelt en de regen,<br>
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| − | Volg wat je doet als het licht van de maan,<br>
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| − | Zoek me in alles dan kom je me tegen,<br>
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| − | Fluister mijn naam, en ik kom eraan...<br>
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| − | <br>
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| − | Zie... wat ontzichtbaar is,<br>
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| − | Wat je gelooft is waar,<br>
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| − | Open je ogen maar,<br>
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| − | en... dan zal ik bij je zijn,<br>
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| − | Alles wat jij moet doen,<br>
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| − | Is mij op mijn woord geloven...<br>
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| − | Afscheid nemen bestaat niet...,<br>
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| − | Kom als de wind die je voelt en de regen,<br>
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| − | Volg wat je doet, als het licht van de maan,<br>
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| − | Zoek me in alles, dan kom je me tegen,<br>
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| − | Fluister mijn naam, en ik kom eraan...<br>
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| − | Kijk in de lucht, kijk naar de zee,<br>
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| − | Waar je ook zult lopen, ja ik loop met je mee<br>
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| − | Ieder stap en ieder moment of waar je dan ook bent,<br>
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| − | Jij, wat je ook doet, waar je ook gaat.<br>
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| − | Wanneer je me nodig hebt fluister gewoon mijn naam...<br>
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| − | En ik kom er aan...<br>
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| − | Afscheid nemen bestaat niet
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| − | </td>
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| − | </tr>
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| − | </table>
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| − | == Audio Details ==
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| − | == Trivia ==
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| − | Inspired by Andrew Kepple's animutations, Stephen Townshend decided to make his own one while flatting with Kepple. Despite Kepple living right next door, Townshend made the entire movie with no artistic input from his Flash-competent flatmate.
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| − | Although the movie itself was instantly "Blammed" from Newgrounds, it was shown twice at the University of Canterbury where it gained a cult following even greater than that of Kepple's ''French Erotic Film'', which was also shown twice.
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| − | At last report, Townshend was working on a sequel in which Monster Deer goes in search of his estranged parents, somehow involving a Matrix parody with Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles. However, it is likely that he has terminated this project since joining a high profile acting school.
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| − | == External Links ==
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| − | * [http://tmst.twu.net/flash/monsterdeer.htm Monster Deer] on Andrew Kepple's site
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