The Cold War Redux

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The Cold War Redux
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Author: Kelenar ▾ Release Date: unknown ▾ File Size: unknown Duration: unknown Complexity: unrated Animutatedness: unrated Star(s):
Audio Info
Ultra Relax Artist: Sinohara Tomoe Album: Kodoma No Omocha OST Genre: J-Pop Language: Japanese ▾

About

Once upon a time, there was a great crisis. On one side was Communism, led by Hello Stalin. On the other, Capitalism, led by Uncle Sam. Great battles between Old White Men raged on through the late 20th century. The US was torn between Good Old American Hard Work amd Free Money From the Government. Marketing, radiated by Jesus, brought about the walking dead. After terrible losses, Lennin and Marx were defeated by the exploited working man and Matthew Lesko grew powerful through level grinding and gold farming. Stalin executed everyone on his staff who was too skilled and was soon surrounded by a bunch of boobs. Elvis and Sumos were kept seperate.

And that's how we won the Cold War.

Cast

• Karl Marx/Ronald McDonald
• Josef Stalin/Hello Kitty
• Mao Zedong/some body?
• Vladimir Lenin/some yellow body?
• Michael Jackson/some body?
• Rubber Duckie
• Colin Mochrie
• ballerina?
• girl with axe?
• Jay Jay the Jet Plane
• mouth with pierced tongue?
• two dancing people?
• Devil Duckie
• bearded guy?/Mighty Mouse
• leprachauns?
• some guy?
• evil Pillsbury Doughboy
• Pepé Le Pew's body
• Great A'tuin
• Towlie
• Dumbledore puppet
• yellow thing?
• clip art guy with chainsaw
• poster guy?
• Matthew Lesko
• buff Uncle Sam
• Mr. Clean?
• hamsters?
• girl biting cookie?
• Monty Python Foot
• Shaquille O'Neal
• open-mouth guy?
• sumo wrestler?
• gnome
• janitor
• zombie?
• kid jumping on trampoline?
• Carl Brutananadilewski
• crazy-hair guy?
• lamb?
• woman's body?
• smiley in "Fun Zone" sign
• two anime girls?
• black thing?
• another anime girl?
• buffalo?
• Fozzie Bear
• Jesus H. Christ
• Moe Howard
• Po
• anime character?
• Homer Simpson
• Adam
• people at candy store?
• Sailor Moon/Spock
• statue?
• mutilated doll?
• Keilbasa?
• Yuna
• Konoko
• screaming anime character?
• Elvis Presley
• Pompel and Pilt
• hula hoop girl?
• Yoda
• some guy?
• Indian?
• Zippy
• guy with sword?
• dirty guy?
• five heads?

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics	Real Lyrics	日本語で
zenryoku zenkai II yukagen zenryoku zenshin nuruma yukagen zenryoku zenkai II yukagen zensen zenshou II anbai kyou wa ichinichi HIMAKKUSU ARE KORE shitakute mayocchau oyasumi kibun no PRINCESS kizukeba yuugata DAMEKKUSU (Kimmy cheese!) kyou mo ashita mo HIMAKKUSU gokazoku yonin de goippaku EGYPT kibun de SUFINKUSU AMERICA kibun de Take that! You You Shaq Shaq They eat Sumo Cola Cola The Be-zu-Bop Mig A mushy hat A gnome Machine of Janitor Law! Dough Dead guy shichau yo~! watashi wa ULTRA RELAX SUTEKI ni muteki na RELAX hito aji chigau ze DELUXE tocchirakatte mo yobarerya BABABABA~N! watashi wa itsudemo RELAX WABISABI kikasete DELUXE BIKKARI! KIKKARI! saeteru ATAMA PI! PI! watashi no TOKO dake Meat! Day! Day! Neigh! kyou wa ichinichi HIMAKKUSU (Grr)> ryouri ni CHALLENGE sorette NICE! onabe de CURRY ga kusatteru nioi wo kaitara U~N Ooh! Terry's Shot! (Ow!) kyou mo kyou tote HIMAKKUSU ZUNTAKATATTAKA! ZUNTAKATATTAKA! okai MONO gokinjosan ni nage KISU ARIGATO kibun de GRACIAS!(P.J) Dolly Euro Europe They eat sumo Kielbasa It be beatin' bop Zoo, a zoo Zap Yuna Oni More Janitor law Dough Dead guy shichau yo~! watashi wa ULTRA RELAX kanpeki de UFUFU na RELAX hyakusen renma no DELUXE okka na BIKKURI tobidete KUMA gorou! watashi no kimochi wa RELAX orime wa KICCHIRI SLACKS GACCHIRI! KICCHIRI! saeteru ATAMA PI! PI! watashi no II toko Meat! Day! Day! Neigh! zenryoku zenkai II yukagen zenryoku zenshin nuruma yukagen zenryoku zenkai II yukagen zensen zenshou II anbai zenryoku zenkai II yukagen zenryoku zenshin nuruma yukagen zenryoku zenkai II yukagen zensen zenshou watashi wa ULTRA RELAX SUTEKI ni muteki na RELAX hito aji chigau ze DELUXE tocchirakatte mo yobarerya BABABABA~N! watashi wa itsudemo RELAX WABISABI kikasete DELUXE BIKKARI! KIKKARI! saeteru ATAMA PI! PI! watashi no KOTO dake Meat! Day! Day! Neigh!	zenryoku zenkai II yukagen zenryoku zenshin nuruma yukagen zenryoku zenkai II yukagen zensen zenshou II anbai kyou wa ichinichi HIMAKKUSU ARE KORE shitakute mayocchau oyasumi kibun no PRINCESS kizukeba yuugata DAMEKKUSU kyou mo ashita mo HIMAKKUSU gokazoku yonin de goippaku EGYPT kibun de SPHINX AMERICA kibun de TEXAS! yoyuu SHAKUSHAKUPPE itsumo KURAKURA ZUBIZUBA nigamushi hara no mushi mo CHOROCHORO to tettai shichau yo~! watashi wa ULTRA RELAX STEAK ni muteki na RELAX hito aji chigau ze DELUXE tocchirakatte mo yobarerya BABABABA~N! watashi wa itsudemo RELAX WABISABI kikasete DELUXE BIKKARI! KIKKARI! saeteru ATAMA PI! PI! watashi no TOKO dake mitete ne! kyou wa ichinichi HIMAKKUSU ryouri ni CHALLENGE sorette NICE! onabe de CURRY ga kusatteru nioi wo kaitara U~N DELICIOUS kyou mo kyou tote HIMAKKUSU ZUNTAKATATTAKA! ZUNTAKATATTAKA! okai MONO gokinjosan ni nage KISU ARIGATO kibun de GRACIAS! yutori YURAYURAPPE itsumo tebasaki BIBINBA ZURAZURA byou no oni mo CHOROCHORO to tettai shichau yo~! watashi wa ULTRA RELAX kanpeki de UFUFU na RELAX hyakusen renma no DELUXE okka na BIKKURI tobidete KUMA gorou! watashi no kimochi wa RELAX orime wa KICCHIRI SLACKS GACCHIRI! KICCHIRI! saeteru ATAMA PI! PI! watashi no II toko mitete ne! zenryoku zenkai II yukagen zenryoku zenshin nuruma yukagen zenryoku zenkai II yukagen zensen zenshou II anbai zenryoku zenkai II yukagen zenryoku zenshin nuruma yukagen zenryoku zenkai II yukagen zensen zenshou watashi wa ULTRA RELAX SUTEKI ni muteki na RELAX hito aji chigau ze DELUXE tocchirakatte mo yobarerya BABABABA~N! watashi wa itsudemo RELAX WABISABI kikasete DELUXE BIKKARI! KIKKARI! saeteru ATAMA PI! PI! watashi no KOTO dake mitete ne!	全力全開イイ湯加減 全力全身ぬるま湯加減 全力全開イイ湯加減 全戦全勝イイ塩梅 今日は一日ヒマックス アレコレしたくて迷っちゃう お休み気分のプリンセス 気づけば夕方ダメックス 今日も明日もヒマックス ご家族四人で御一泊 エジプト気分でスフィンクス アメリカ気分でテキサス! 余裕シャクシャクッペいつも クラクラ ズビズバ 苦虫 腹の虫もチョロチョロと 撤退しちゃうよー! わたしはウルトラリラックス ステキに無敵なリラックス ひと味違うぜデラックス とっちらかっても 呼ばれりゃババババァーン! わたしはいつでもリラックス ワビサビ効かせてデラックス ビッカリ! キッカリ! 冴えてる アタマ ピッ! ピッ! わたしのトコだけ見ててね! 今日は一日ヒマックス 料理にチャレンジそれってナイス! お鍋でカレーが腐ってる においを嗅いだら ウーン デリシャス 今日も今日とてヒマックス ズンタカタッタカ! ズンタカタッタカ! お買いモノ ご近所さんに投げキス アリガト気分でグラシアス! ゆとりユラユラッペいつも 手羽先ビビンバ ヅラヅラ病の鬼もチョロチョロと 撤退しちゃうよー! わたしはウルトラリラックス 完璧でウフフなリラックス 百戦錬磨のデラックス おっかなビックリ飛び出てクマ五郎! わたしの気持ちはリラックス 折り目はキッチリスラックス ガッチリ! キッチリ! 冴えてる アタマ ピッ! ピッ! わたしのイイとこ見ててね! 全力全開イイ湯加減 全力全身ぬるま湯加減 全力全開イイ湯加減 全戦全勝イイ塩梅 全力全開イイ湯加減 全力全身ぬるま湯加減 全力全開イイ湯加減 全戦全勝 わたしはウルトラリラックス ステキに無敵なリラックス ひと味違うぜデラックス とっちらかっても 呼ばれりゃババババァーン! わたしはいつでもリラックス ワビサビ効かせてデラックス ビッカリ! キッカリ! 冴えてる アタマ ピッ! ピッ! わたしのコトだけ見ててね!

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