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<tr><th align="center" bgcolor=yellow>[[{{PAGENAME}}]]</th></tr>
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image=Coldheart.JPG|
<tr><td align="center">screenshot</tr></td>
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imgdesc=Don't mess with the professor!|
<tr><th align="center" bgcolor=yellow>Information</th></tr>
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author=Neil Cicierega|
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date=2002/01/07|
<tr><td>Author:</td><td>[[Neil Cicierega]][[category:Neil Cicierega Flash]]</td></tr>
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size=1.01 MB|
<tr><td>Release Date:</td><td>1/7/2002</td></tr>
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duration=1:00|
<tr><td>File Size:</td><td>1.01MB</td></tr>
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<tr><td>Length:</td><td>1:00</td></tr>
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<tr><td>Complexity:</td><td>[[Poiuytic Scale]]</td></tr>
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stars=[[Albert Einstein]]|
<tr><td>Stars:</td><td>[[Albert Einstein]]</td></tr>
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newgrounds=41181|
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<tr><th align="center" bgcolor="yellow">Audio Info</th></tr>
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<tr><th align="center" colspan="2"><i>Professor Coldheart's Theme</i></th></tr>
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audio=Professor Coldheart's Theme|
<tr><td>Artist:</td><td>Unknown</td></tr>
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<tr><td>Album:</td><td>Unknown</td></tr>
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<tr><td>Genre:</td><td>Theme Song</td></tr>
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genre=Theme Song|
<tr><td>Language:</td><td>English</td></tr>
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== About ==
 
== About ==
  
 
== Cast ==
 
== Cast ==
* [[Albert Einstein]]
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* {{character|Alan Thicke}}
* [[Krusty The Clown]][[Category: Krusty The Clown Filmography]]
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* {{character|Albert Einstein}}
* [[Darth Vader]][[Category: Darth Vader Filmography]]
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* {{character|Krusty the Clown}}'s body
* [[The Fonz]]
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* Tobias?
* [[Guybrush Threepwood]][[Category: Guybrush Threepwood Filmography]]
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* {{character|Darth Vader}}
* [[Matthew Lesko]][[Category: Matthew Lesko Filmography]]
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* {{character|The Fonz}}
* [[N'Sync]]
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* {{character|Guybrush Threepwood}}
* [[Mr. T]][[Category: Mr. T Filmography]]
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* {{character|Matthew Lesko}}
* [[Colin Mochrie]][[Category: Colin Mochrie Filmography]]
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* the cast of ''Jack Frost''
* [[Kenan Thompson]] and [[Kel Mitchell]]
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* {{character|N'Sync}}
* [[Chewbacca]] Pez Dispenser
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* guy with drawn-on 3D glasses?
* [[Storm Trooper]] Pez Dispenser
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* {{character|Mr. T}}
* [[Yoda]] Pez Dispenser [[Category: Yoda Filmography]]
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* {{character|Colin Mochrie}}
* [[Satan]]
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* {{character|Kenan Thompson}} and {{character|Kel Mitchell}}
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* {{character|Jimmy James}} from ''News Radio''
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* {{character|Fred Huggins}}
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* {{character|Chewbacca}} Pez Dispenser
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* {{character|Stormtrooper}} Pez Dispenser
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* {{character|Yoda}} Pez Dispenser
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* {{character|Jiminy Glick}}
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* Rabbit/Duck optical illusion
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* {{character|Adam}}
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* person with colorized face?
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* {{character|Satan}}
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* {{character|Pee Wee Herman}}
  
 
== Transcript ==
 
== Transcript ==
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== Lyrics ==
 
== Lyrics ==
 
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This is a song from the Care Bears movie
 
 
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== Audio Details ==
 
== Audio Details ==
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* This is a song from the first ''Care Bears'' special, '''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Care_Bears_in_the_Land_Without_Feelings The Care Bears in the Land Without Feelings]'''.
  
 
== Trivia ==
 
== Trivia ==
 
* During the second verse, with the alternating pictures of Matthew Lesko and Mr. T, a message pops up briefly prompting you to "JOIN THE PETA".
 
* During the second verse, with the alternating pictures of Matthew Lesko and Mr. T, a message pops up briefly prompting you to "JOIN THE PETA".
* At the end of the animutation, press the Play button on the controls once the snowflakes stop spinning to see a cameo by the dancing [[Pee Wee Herman]] clones from [[Hyakugojyuuichi]]. [[Category: Pee Wee Herman Filmography]]
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* At the end of the animutation, press the Play button on the controls once the snowflakes stop spinning to see a cameo by the dancing [[Pee Wee Herman]] clones from [[Hyakugojyuuichi]].
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* Progress Indicator Ornament: A snowman.
  
 
== External Links ==
 
== External Links ==
 
* [http://www.eviltrailmix.com/animutation/coldheart.swf Cold Heart] at [[Neil Cicierega]]'s site
 
* [http://www.eviltrailmix.com/animutation/coldheart.swf Cold Heart] at [[Neil Cicierega]]'s site
* [[Newgrounds:41181|Cold Heart]] at [[Newgrounds]]
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[[category:Under 1 Minute]]

Latest revision as of 05:44, 26 November 2022

Cold Heart
Don't mess with the professor!
Watch
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Information
Author: Neil Cicierega
Release Date: January 7, 2002
File Size: 1.01 MB
Duration: 1:00
Complexity: unrated
Animutatedness: unrated
Star(s): Albert Einstein
Audio Info
Professor Coldheart's Theme
Artist:
Album:
Genre: Theme Song
Language: English

About

Cast

Transcript

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics Real Lyrics

Allow me to introduce myself
They call me Professor Coldheart
I'm cold and cruel and crafty
But wait! Here comes the best part

I'll freeze your feelings cold as ice
And kill your cares, ooh, that sounds nice!
So listen, here's some sound advice, be smart-
Don't mess with the Professor!


Ca-ca-ca-ca-cunning
Ca-ca-ca-ca-clever Coldheart!


I've heard you've been complaining
There's no need to cry or
wine
I'll refrigerate those feelings
Ooh, I've found you just in time!

My icy stare can hypnotize
My chiling stare can paralyze
I knew we'd get along right from the start
Don't mess with the Professor!


Ca-ca-ca-ca-creepy
Ca-ca-ca-ca-crafty
Ca-ca-ca-ca-cunning
Ca-ca-ca-ca-clever Coldheart!


Don't mess with the Professor!
Coldheart!

Allow me to introduce myself
They call me Professor Coldheart
I'm cold and cruel and crafty
But wait! Here comes the best part

I'll freeze your feelings cold as ice
And kill your cares, ooh, that sounds nice!
So listen, here's some sound advice, be smart-
Don't mess with the Professor!

C-c-c-c-cunning
C-c-c-c-clever Coldheart!

I've heard you've been complaining
There's no need to cry or whine
I'll refrigerate those feelings
Ooh, I've found you just in time!

My icy stare can hypnotize
My chiling stare can paralyze
I knew we'd get along right from the start
Don't mess with the Professor!

C-c-c-c-creepy
C-c-c-c-crafty
C-c-c-c-cunning
C-c-c-c-clever Coldheart!

Don't mess with the Professor!
Coldheart!

Audio Details

Trivia

  • During the second verse, with the alternating pictures of Matthew Lesko and Mr. T, a message pops up briefly prompting you to "JOIN THE PETA".
  • At the end of the animutation, press the Play button on the controls once the snowflakes stop spinning to see a cameo by the dancing Pee Wee Herman clones from Hyakugojyuuichi.
  • Progress Indicator Ornament: A snowman.

External Links