Why did you grow a BEARD

Why did you grow a BEARD
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Full Title: Why did you grow a BEARD?!?! Subtitle: Zippy's Extreme Anger Problems Author: ZippZapp ▾ Release Date: June 6, 2007 ▾ File Size: 1.96 MB Duration: 1:12 Complexity: unrated Animutatedness: unrated Star(s): Zippy
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Why did you grow a Beard Artist: TMBG Album: Cast Your Pod to the Wind Genre: Pop Language: English ▾

About

Zippy deals with his extreme hatred of bearded men at the movie theatre, on the road, at a garbage dump and while falling in mid air.

Cast

• Wiggler
• Shine
• Zippy
• Bearded Guy?
• Jesus H. Christ
• The Robot Devil
• Guy from TMBG Istanbul music video?
• Freedom Lovers?
• Tangela
• Sisters?
• Macaulay Culkin
• Luigi
• Godzilla
• King Ghidorah
• Homer Simpson (in audience)
• Crow T. Robot (in audience)
• Mike Nelson (in audience)
• Tom Servo (in audience)
• Captain Planet (in audience)
• Ripper Roo (in audience)
• Iggy Koopa (in audience)
• Meowth (in audience)
• Anguirus
• Colin Mochrie
• Mufasa
• The Angry Sun
• Lambchop
• Dopefish (one frame)
• Matthew Lesko
• Mario's body
• Bart Simpson/Marge Simpson
• Zigzagoon
• The Scream
• Cheatsy Koopa

Lyrics

Lyrics

Why did you grow a beard? Why did you grow a beard? I can't leave you alone for five minutes What the Christ? What the devil? Why did you grow a beard? Why did you grow a beard? Is there nowhere in the world for a no goodnik Is there nowhere in the Freedom-loving Sister-hugging Screaming, yelling Animals rule this land Animals rule this land Would it kill you to use your signal when you cut me off? Would it kill you? Why did you grow a beard? Why did you grow a beard? Why did you put it on the garbage barge and tow it out into the Freedom-loving Sister-hugging Screaming, yelling...

Trivia

• List of Subliminal Messages (in order of appearance):
  • PANCAKE FACE LOVES SYRUP
  • TANDY DANDY NOTEBOOK
  • THAT'S MAMA LUIGI TO YOU, MARIO!!!
  • SCENE MISSING
  • Pisces Swimeatus (with picture of the Dopefish)
  • Are you tired of this subliminal crap yet?
  • This is the last one, I swear!
  • I mean it this time!
• "Endut! Hoch Hech!" is a reference to Worker and Parasite from The Simpsons.
• The SWFchan version didn't have the Godzilla fight footage in the movie theatre scene, leaving a blank white background instead. This has been fixed in a later version.

External Links

• Why did you grow a BEARD?!?! on DeviantArt