Soviet Blue Jeans

Soviet Blue Jeans
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Author: Guffypup ▾ Release Date: March 31, 2003 ▾ File Size: 2.72 MB Duration: unknown Complexity: unrated Animutatedness: unrated Star(s): various people in blue jeans, fat guy?
Audio Info
Blue Jeans Artist: Ladytron Album: Light & Magic Genre: New Wave Language: English ▾

Cast

• Abe Vigoda
• Denis Leary
• fat guy in Señor Frog's T-shirt
• Tenchi Masaki, Ryoko, Ayeka, Sasami, Washu Hakubi, Mihoshi Kuramitsu, Katsuhito Masaki and two other characters (on Tenchi Forever DVD box)
• guy with gun? (on wall)
• two pugs in hot dog costumes
• various people in blue jeans (including George W. Bush and Mark Mortimer )
• Murdoc Niccals
• Mark Mortimer
• Tom Fulp(?) with two men in masks
• Lina Medina
• Gerardo Medina
• Dr. Gérardo Lozada
• Balki Bartokomous
• Larry Appleton
• Pico (in the voting icons in the Newgrounds screenshot)
• girl in advertisement
• Death and a guy with a mustache (screenshot from RIP Tony Danza)
• Kikkoman (one frame)
• guy in bathtub? (one frame)
• fat guy?
• Kathleen Turner, Christopher Lloyd and one of the twins from Baby Geniuses (movie poster)
• Björk
• two Kevin Trudeaus
• two people at Chuck E. Cheese's
• guy holding jeans in his teeth? (probably Jay Stile)
• Ladytron
• Mario
• Bowser
• guy with neti pot from Gunya Gunya Gasu Gasu
• Microsoft Small Basic Turtle
• more people in blue jeans (including Orlando Bloom)
• Rocko
• Heffer
• Spunky
• guy in diaper?
• John Linnell
• green face?
• guy in straw hat?
• Russian soldier
• smileys
• girl with big book?
• eyes
• guy at carnival entrance gate?
• anime character (from old Newgrounds ad)
• Colin Quinn
• real StrawberryClock
• Goatse Man [only part of him is visible]
• Scruff McGruff and a kid
• Tracy Morgan
• Dave Attell
• Lando Calrissian
• George Liquor
• woman?
• Howard Stern drawing
• Saddam Hussein
• Big Boy
• The Sun
• Mario Lopez (on the Big Brother Trouble box with three kids)
• Dr. Strangelove
• Art Bell
• Eskimo Bob with a censored face
• used car salesman?
• dancing woman?
• guy sitting on bench?
• guy with censored face?
• Josh Saviano
• Fred Savage
• Danica McKellar
• another photo of Danica McKellar
• Mighty Mouse cosplayer
• pig?
• two Sims characters (one in a Star Trek uniform)
• another Newgrounds ad girl
• Grub Smith
• guy in recording studio?
• three Asian women playing guitars?
• young Eminem
• Alf (on Eminem's t-shirt)
• Dr. Wright
• woman?
• guy behind Doctor Strangelove?

Notable Props

• Sputnik

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics

Real Lyrics

Straight lines that cut through the scene like you wanted to, Blue jeans. Soft loans that spent all last summer buying drinks for you, Blue jeans. Left hand that crashed near your house in the ice and snow, Blue jeans. A face outside sleeping pressed against the bay window, blue jeans. You've been trying to protect me, An inset living in your memory, Don't, blue jeans won't cut at the seams, Like you want them to. You don't need me to show the way now they're onto you, blue jeans. And I won't be phoning you today unless you want me to, Blue jeans. You've been trying to protect me, An inset living in your memory, Don't, blue jeans won't cut at the seams, Like you want them to. you've been trying to protect me, an insect living in your memory, don't, blue jeans work hard at the seams, or i'll play the guitar You've been trying to protect me, An inset living in your memory, Don't, blue jeans won't cut at the seams, Like you want them to.

Straight lines that cut through the scene like you wanted to, blue jeans. Soft loans that spent all last summer buying drinks for you, blue jeans. Left hand that crashed near your house in the ice and snow, blue jeans. A face outside sleeping pressed against the bay window, blue jeans. You've been trying to protect me, An inset living in your memory, Don't, blue jeans won't cut at the seams, Like you want them to. You don't need me to show the way now they're onto you, blue jeans. And I won't be phoning you today unless you want me to, blue jeans. You've been trying to protect me, An inset living in your memory, Don't, blue jeans won't cut at the seams, Like you want them to. You've been trying to protect me, An inset living in your memory, Don't, blue jeans won't cut at the seams, Like you want them to. You've been trying to protect me, An inset living in your memory, Don't, blue jeans won't cut at the seams, Like you want them to.

Trivia

• Some things in this flash are clickable, like the man with the spiral rainbow shirt. However, nothing happens when you click them.
• The Newgrounds screenshot specifically shows RIP Tony Danza.
• The mondegreen "Or I'll play the guitar" is a reference to Hyakugojyuuichi.
• The smileys appearing in the man in the straw hat's mouth is a reference to Gunya Gunya Gasu Gasu where the same thing happens to Phone Mr. Rogers.

External Links

• Archive.org copy