Joey

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Author: DarkHampster ▾ Release Date: April 25, 2005 ▾ File Size: 4.87 MB Duration: 3:46 Complexity: unrated Animutatedness: A.5 Star(s): Joey
Audio Info
Een Kabouterindianntje Artist: Kabouter Plop Album: Genre: Children's Language: Dutch ▾

About

Joey Tribbiani moves into Kabouter's Indian (just outside Moose Factory, Ontario) with a bunch of crazy people who taunt him mercilessly for not owning a rivet gun. In the end, he goes off the deep end, and manages to get both a rivet gun and revenge.

Cast

• zombie
• Earth
• Cigar store indian
• Bill Nye
• devil horned Bill Gates
• Britney Spears
• Tom Paris
• Hubert Cumberdale
• Lego skeleton figure
• man with plunger?
• internal-combustion engine with pipe?
• Johan Hegg
• Seven of Nine
• Pope John Paul II
• Pope Benedict XVI
• Bruce McCandless (astronaut)
• Cliche Kitty
• Domo-Kun
• George W. Bush
• Joey Tribbiani
• Barry Bonds
• knees
• Death Knight from Warcraft III
• Bob Barker
• monkey in Santa Claus outfit?
• David Schwimmer
• penguin plush
• Saddam Hussein
• a shoe
• two goats
• Ralph Nader
• Benjamin Franklin
• Abraham Lincoln
• George Washington
• guy flipping the bird?
• Dwight Eisenhower
• Donald Rumsfeld
• Avril Lavigne
• Darth Vader
• Bill Belichick
• baby?
• Gollum with glasses
• Dick Cheney
• Christopher Reeve as Superman
• Adolf Hitler
• Matt LeBlanc
• Michael Jackson
• Michael Jordan
• Special Olympics Runner
• Zoidberg as Jesus
• Frodo
• Samwise Gamgee
• Merry
• Pippen
• bee?
• man with big mustache?
• R. Lee Ermey
• Colin Mochrie
• Benjamin McDonald
• Pierluigi Collina
• orcs from Lord of the Rings
• Rod Serling
• doll?
• Josef Stalin
• Bender
• Goatse Man [one frame]
• The Sphinx
• The Statue of Liberty
• Dr. Evil
• Groove
• Jay Jay the Jet Plane
• Snarkgnabber
• Admiral Ackbar
• Drowning Pool
• Dexter
• Goku's Super Saiyan hair
• George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Theodore Roosevelt, Thomas Jefferson (Mt. Rushmore)

Props

• steamroller
• plunger
• Superman logo
• Middle Finger
• school bus
• rivet gun

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics

Real Lyrics

In Kabouter's Indian we'll go to meet in and pound the stool. Make a phone call in to vick drop dead, that's the reciprocal In Kabouter's Indian make haste in makeshift oxen pulp And the star will hum dirt more than Cleugh does feel over dump In Kabouter's Indian cool dude some swell kids on the zone Yeah, and if we feed this pipe your end hat stopped, the engine bombed In Kabouter's Indian just hate an bear and poke the pope And this Crow Der Opener hoped that this "Kabouter" aren't old JOEY! lives in Kabouter's Indian Joey, Joey, Ick, Ick, ICK! JOEY! Dosn't owne a rivett gun Joey, Joey, Ick, ICK ICK!! JOEY! lives in Kabouter's Indian Joey, Joey, Ick, Ick, ICK! JOEY! Dosn't owne a rivitt gun Joey, Joey, Ick, Ick, ICK!! Gandalph, you...You can sue the Kabouter for his Mega Breath Sue Kabouter??? He's everywhere. Yah... Well, Ploop of the Ploop I've got PLOOP MAIL!!!!!111one11 Yah...I fart... In Kabouter's Indian share zits some school on Rumsfeld's field Eisenhower is a fiend a pain high from the harvard deal In Kabouter's Indian just baked all in the yawnin' towel And the gods doth stoke Von-Don Charrau To throw the totum down! Hoo ha! JOEY Lives in Kabouter's Indian Joey, Joey, Ick, Ick, ICK! JOEY! Dosn't owne a rivett gun Joey, Joey, Ick, ICK ICK!! Joey lives in Kabouter's indian Joey, Joey, Ick, Ick, ICK! Joey! Dosn't owne a rivett gun... Joey, Joey, Ick, ICK ICK!! Joey... Ick... Ick... Joey... Ick... Ick... Ick... Joey... Ick... Ick... Joey... Ick... Ick... Ick! In Kabouter's Indian designed the drill it took ze old rock... It can slap and hit and mow your wig and lift the molten rock In Kabouter's Indian there's solid noise of neighbors' in pain That im singing this is summon trig Of algebra insain! Joey! lives in kabouter's indian Joey, Joey, Ick, Ick, ICK! JOEY! Dosn't owne a rivett gun Joey, Joey, Ick, ICK ICK!! JOEY! Lives in Kabouter's Indian Joey, Joey, Ick, Ick, ICK! JOEY! Dosn't owne a rivett gun Joey, Joey, Ick, ICK ICK!! JOEY!! Lives in Kabouter's Indian Joey, Joey, ICK! ICK!! ICK!!! JOEY!! Dose now owne a rivett gun! Joey, Joey, ICK! ICK!! ICK!!!

Een kabouterindiaantje woont niet in een paddenstoel Maar hij woont wel in een wigwam en dat vind ik supercool Een kabouterindiaantje heeft een mutsje op zijn kop En daar staan wel honderd mooi gekleurde veren bovenop Een kabouterindiaantje doet soms wel iets ongezond Ja, hij neemt een vredespijpje en dat stopt hij in zijn mond ? En het grote opperhoofd dat is kabouter Arendsoog Owee, zingt de kabouterindiaan Owee owee hughughug Owee, dans met ons en blijf niet staan Owee owee hughughug Owee, zingt de kabouterindiaan Owee owee hughughug Owee, dans met ons en blijf niet staan Owee owee hughughug ? ? ? ? ? Een kabouterindiaantje zit soms uren rond een vuur Daar vertelt hij aan zijn vrienden een of ander avontuur Een kabouterindiaantje spreekt een indianentaal En doet ’s avonds nog een dansje rond de grote totempaal Owee, zingt de kabouterindiaan Owee owee hughughug Owee, dans met ons en blijf niet staan Owee owee hughughug Owee, zingt de kabouterindiaan Owee owee hughughug Owee, dans met ons en blijf niet staan Owee owee hughughug Owee hughug Owee hughughug Owee hughug Owee hughughug Een kabouterindiaantje zijn dat wil toch zo graag Ik wil slapen in een mooie wigwam ’t liefste nog vandaag Een kabouterindiaantje zal ik nooit of nimmer zijn Daarom zingen wij nu samen dit geweldige refrein Owee, zingt de kabouterindiaan Owee owee hughughug Owee, dans met ons en blijf niet staan Owee owee hughughug Owee, zingt de kabouterindiaan Owee owee hughughug Owee, dans met ons en blijf niet staan Owee owee hughughug Owee, zingt de kabouterindiaan Owee owee hughughug Owee, dans met ons en blijf niet staan Owee owee hughughug

Trivia

• After the 3rd singing line line, hubert cumberdale (from the internet series "Salad Fingers") is shown
• The text the bulldozer runs over says "This Concludes The Preview... have a nice life..."
• After Barry Bonds appears, a picture of knees appears for a few frames, followed by the text "TELL ME THE FUCKING STORY!!!"
• After the first few Icks, a flurry of images is shown consisting of
  • the Superman Logo
  • a shoe
  • a purple background
  • Goats with "E"s on their heads, which is considered Goatse
• After the 2nd set of Icks, a flurry of text is shown consisting of
  • Kerry Won and j00 Knwo it!
  • So...
  • GIMME MY HALLOWEEN CANDY!
  • BITCH!
• After Darth Vader sings, a guy tells him and the person before him to stop talking
• After Gollum with glasses sings, the text "THIS SPACE LEFT BLANK ON PURPOSE!" appears for a split second
• After the bus falls, a picture of Zoidberg dressed up as Jesus appears
• After the guy with black stuff on his face sings, a picture of Colin Mochrie appears
• After the picture of Bender, part of the Goatse Man is shown for one frame[with the naughty bit censored]
• Before Colin, Jay Jay, and Groove sing, a potato appears for one frame
• Whenever the man with the drill appears (only when he has the drill) you can click on the drill, it supposedly doesn't do anything.

External Links

• Joey on DeviantArt