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{{Must-See}}
 
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{{animutation infobox|
 
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stars=[[Richard Kiel]], [[Hello Kitty]]|
 
stars=[[Richard Kiel]], [[Hello Kitty]]|
 
newgrounds=63101|
 
newgrounds=63101|
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albino=kiel|
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youtube=D7uzxanhGeA|
 
audio=Otto Dokkoi Nihonbare (Usahime Version)|
 
audio=Otto Dokkoi Nihonbare (Usahime Version)|
 
artist=Maria Kawamura|
 
artist=Maria Kawamura|
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== Cast ==
 
== Cast ==
 
* {{character|Puma Man}}
 
* {{character|Puma Man}}
* {{character|Oruchuban Ebichu}}
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* {{character|Ebichu}}
 
* {{character|Hello Kitty}}
 
* {{character|Hello Kitty}}
* {{character|Dancing Pipe}}
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* {{character|The Macaronni}}
* {{character|Richard Kiel}}
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* {{character|Richard Kiel}} as {{character|Jaws}} (from ''The Spy Who Loved Me''), {{character|Eegah}}, and {{character|Kanamit}}
* {{character|Jaws}} (from ''The Spy Who Loved Me'')
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* photoshopped woman
* {{character|Eegah}}
 
* {{character|Kanamit}}
 
* zombie?
 
 
* {{character|Pip}} (from ''Chrono Cross'')
 
* {{character|Pip}} (from ''Chrono Cross'')
 
* {{character|Dr. Frank N. Furter}}
 
* {{character|Dr. Frank N. Furter}}
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* mutilated baby?
 
* mutilated baby?
 
* A {{character|Hobgoblin}}
 
* A {{character|Hobgoblin}}
* donut?
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* donut-costume guy
 
* frog
 
* frog
 
* {{character|Mr. Creosote}}
 
* {{character|Mr. Creosote}}
* grasshopper
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* waiter
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* praying mantis
 
* bear's body
 
* bear's body
 
* {{character|James Bond}}
 
* {{character|James Bond}}
* gutted animal?
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* gutted deer with tuberculosis
 
* {{character|Roger Wilco}}
 
* {{character|Roger Wilco}}
* guy with hat and beard?
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* {{character|Father Mushroom}}
 
* {{character|Kero Kero Keroppi}}
 
* {{character|Kero Kero Keroppi}}
 
* {{character|Yosemite Sam}}
 
* {{character|Yosemite Sam}}
 
* {{character|Bubbles}} (from ''The Powerpuff Girls'')
 
* {{character|Bubbles}} (from ''The Powerpuff Girls'')
* skeleton butchers?
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* {{character|Batman}}
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* {{character|Robin}}
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* "Butchered at Birth" album cover
 
* {{character|Dave Thomas}}
 
* {{character|Dave Thomas}}
 
* smiley?
 
* smiley?
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* {{character|Schlitzie the Pinhead}}
 
* {{character|Schlitzie the Pinhead}}
 
* furry thing?
 
* furry thing?
* woman with two costumed characters?
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* [http://www.cookiegluck.com/about/ costume designer Cookie Gluck with two of her creatures]
* guy in yellow?
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* [http://www.uprightcitizens.org/48/gallery/main_season1.shtml member of the Upright Citizens Brigade]
 
* {{character|Pikachu}}
 
* {{character|Pikachu}}
 
* thermal photography of a guy?
 
* thermal photography of a guy?
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* {{character|Torgo}}
 
* {{character|Torgo}}
 
* {{character|Ortega}}
 
* {{character|Ortega}}
* worm
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* {{character|Worm}}
 
* mouse with a computer mouse
 
* mouse with a computer mouse
 
* x-ray of a human head
 
* x-ray of a human head
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* jack-in-the-box?
 
* {{character|Bert the Turtle}}
 
* {{character|Bert the Turtle}}
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* monkey
 
* {{character|The Grinch}}
 
* {{character|The Grinch}}
 
* {{character|Mr. T}}
 
* {{character|Mr. T}}
* dancing guy
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* dancing guy (also in [[Earth Vs. Funk]])
 
* mutilated guy?
 
* mutilated guy?
 
* purple goblin's body
 
* purple goblin's body
* {{character|Yoko Ono}}
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* woman with latex glove over head (also in [[DooDooCaca]])
 
* {{character|Chu-Chu}} (from ''Xenogears'')
 
* {{character|Chu-Chu}} (from ''Xenogears'')
 
* {{character|Felix the Cat}}
 
* {{character|Felix the Cat}}
* Jack In The Box jack-in-the-box
 
 
* Hooters owl
 
* Hooters owl
* guy with Richard Kiel?
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* {{character|Adam Sandler}}
 
* {{character|Bonk}}
 
* {{character|Bonk}}
 
* {{character|Jargon Scott}}
 
* {{character|Jargon Scott}}
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* beaver
 
* beaver
 
* {{character|Imperfect Cell}}
 
* {{character|Imperfect Cell}}
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* thing in {{character|Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer}} costume?
 
* {{character|Alf}}
 
* {{character|Alf}}
 
* {{character|David Bradley}}
 
* {{character|David Bradley}}
 
* {{character|Timmy}} (from ''South Park'')
 
* {{character|Timmy}} (from ''South Park'')
* drunk porcelain figure?
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* drunk porcelain figure
 
* {{character|My Melody}}
 
* {{character|My Melody}}
  
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<i>otto dokkoi kako<br>
 
<i>otto dokkoi kako<br>
 
otto dokkoi mirai<br>
 
otto dokkoi mirai<br>
edoroporisu wa hisuteri<br>
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Edropolis wa hisuteri<br>
 
kitto matteta haroo<br>
 
kitto matteta haroo<br>
 
zattsu hissatsu hiiroo<br>
 
zattsu hissatsu hiiroo<br>
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== Audio Details ==
 
== Audio Details ==
 
The song in this animutation is the original theme song to the anime "Kyatto Ninden Teyandee", which was later made into "Samurai Pizza Cats".
 
The song in this animutation is the original theme song to the anime "Kyatto Ninden Teyandee", which was later made into "Samurai Pizza Cats".
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* Fun Fact: "Teyandee" is a colloquial phrase that when translated, approximately means "What the hell are you talking about?" (which is appropriate in the song, as the singer is describing cats that not only fight crime as ninjas, but also deliver pizzas. Any sane person would go "What the hell?" when confronted with these facts). Or, more simply, "What the fuck?", though probably not as vulgar.
  
 
== Trivia ==
 
== Trivia ==
 
* The text "Disney has taken your ABC away", shown during the "Dave Thomas Autopsy" scene, is a reference to a stunt pulled by a cable company owned by Time-Warner. After Disney bought out ABC, the station in question was briefly replaced by a blank screen with the scrolling text mentioned above.
 
* The text "Disney has taken your ABC away", shown during the "Dave Thomas Autopsy" scene, is a reference to a stunt pulled by a cable company owned by Time-Warner. After Disney bought out ABC, the station in question was briefly replaced by a blank screen with the scrolling text mentioned above.
 
* [[The Richard Kiel Experience]] was declared "The 3rd Most Frightening Movie on the Internet" in an episode of TechTV's "The Screen Savers".
 
* [[The Richard Kiel Experience]] was declared "The 3rd Most Frightening Movie on the Internet" in an episode of TechTV's "The Screen Savers".
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** The first most frightening movie was [[Hatten är din]].
 
* "Do not step on the momeraths" is a reference to Disney's 1951 animated version of "Alice in Wonderland".
 
* "Do not step on the momeraths" is a reference to Disney's 1951 animated version of "Alice in Wonderland".
* "Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying?" is a reference to a line in the Cheap Trick song "I Want You To Want Me," which has a similar melody.
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* "Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying?" is a reference to a line in the Cheap Trick song "I Want You To Want Me", which has a similar melody.
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* The subliminal message "Oh no! Pikachu!! Please don't sue!" may be a reference to the "Big American Party" sequence from the end of the first episode of ''Clerks: The Animated Series''.
 
* Naturally, this film has several references to the works of Richard Kiel:
 
* Naturally, this film has several references to the works of Richard Kiel:
 
** "Richard Kiel pursues James Bond more than anyone else" is a reference to the recurring [[James Bond]] villain Jaws (played by Richard Kiel). Aside from Ernst Blofeld (who is always played by a different actor in each of his appearances), he is the only other villain to appear in more than one movie ("The Spy Who Loved Me" and "Moonraker").
 
** "Richard Kiel pursues James Bond more than anyone else" is a reference to the recurring [[James Bond]] villain Jaws (played by Richard Kiel). Aside from Ernst Blofeld (who is always played by a different actor in each of his appearances), he is the only other villain to appear in more than one movie ("The Spy Who Loved Me" and "Moonraker").

Latest revision as of 13:32, 25 October 2025

The Richard Kiel Experience
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Information
Author: Neutrino
Release Date: February 2, 2002
File Size: 2.28 MB
Duration: 2:37
Complexity: unrated
Animutatedness: unrated
Star(s): Richard Kiel, Hello Kitty
Audio Info
Otto Dokkoi Nihonbare (Usahime Version)
Artist: Maria Kawamura
Album: Samurai Pizza Cats OST- Nekoza Senshuraku Kouen
Genre: J-Pop/Theme Song
Language: Japanese

About

An animutation-style tribute to TV and film actor Richard Kiel.

Cast

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics Real Lyrics

otto dokkoi kako
otto dokkoi mirai
Edropolis wa hisuteri
kitto matteta haroo
zattsu hissatsu hiiroo
shippo no haeta metaru ninja da yo


Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying?
seigi wo o-todokeshimasu (teyandee)
inbou mania no kuromaku tao
Sudan
izayuke robo kyatto
hora kawaii hime ga yondeiru
(oo kurushuunai) to iwasumade
koko wa
Pikachu makecha naru maizo
don't mind dejitaru shokuninkatagi
ashita mo yoo! nihonbare

otto dokkoi uso
otto dokkoi
Honda
edoroporisu no misuterii
chotto meiwaku pawaa
zattsu ninpou faaiyaa
jettohoppa ga kaze wo kitteyuku

tororo no piza ni wa ao nori toppingu
mosukoshi o-machi kudasai (beranmee)
akuma ga habikoru o-shiro he isogunda
tatakae meka kyatto
demo ano ko ga nageta nagashi me no
aa shuriken dake wa kawasenai
nian to koi ga neko no nakidokoro
don't mind parareru happyaku-hachi chou
o-edo wa yoo! nihonbare

otto dokkoi kako
otto dokkoi mirai
edoroporisu wa hisuterii
kitto matteta haroo
zattsu hissatsu hiiroo
shippo no haeta
American Ninja da yo

otto dokkoi kako
otto dokkoi mirai
edoroporisu wa hisuterii
kitto matteta haroo
zattsu hissatsu hiiroo
shippo no haeta metaru ninja da yo

kuma-san hattsu-san yokochou no mina-san ni
seigi wo o-todokeshimasu (teyandee)
inbou mania no kuromaku taosunda
izayuke robo kyatto
hora kawaii hime ga yondeiru
(oo kurushuunai) to iwasumade
koko wa hitotsu makecha naru maizo
don't mind dejitaru shokuninkatagi
ashita mo yoo! nihonbare

otto dokkoi uso
otto dokkoi honto
edoroporisu no misuterii
chotto meiwaku pawaa
zattsu ninpou faaiyaa
jettohoppa ga kaze wo kitteyuku

tororo no piza ni wa ao nori toppingu
mosukoshi o-machi kudasai (beranmee)
akuma ga habikoru o-shiro he isogunda
tatakae meka kyatto
demo ano ko ga nageta nagashi me no
aa shuriken dake wa kawasenai
nian to koi ga neko no nakidokoro
don't mind parareru happyaku-hachi chou
o-edo wa yoo! nihonbare

otto dokkoi kako
otto dokkoi mirai
edoroporisu wa hisuterii
kitto matteta haroo
zattsu hissatsu hiiroo
shippo no haeta metaru ninja da yo

Audio Details

The song in this animutation is the original theme song to the anime "Kyatto Ninden Teyandee", which was later made into "Samurai Pizza Cats".

  • Fun Fact: "Teyandee" is a colloquial phrase that when translated, approximately means "What the hell are you talking about?" (which is appropriate in the song, as the singer is describing cats that not only fight crime as ninjas, but also deliver pizzas. Any sane person would go "What the hell?" when confronted with these facts). Or, more simply, "What the fuck?", though probably not as vulgar.

Trivia

  • The text "Disney has taken your ABC away", shown during the "Dave Thomas Autopsy" scene, is a reference to a stunt pulled by a cable company owned by Time-Warner. After Disney bought out ABC, the station in question was briefly replaced by a blank screen with the scrolling text mentioned above.
  • The Richard Kiel Experience was declared "The 3rd Most Frightening Movie on the Internet" in an episode of TechTV's "The Screen Savers".
  • "Do not step on the momeraths" is a reference to Disney's 1951 animated version of "Alice in Wonderland".
  • "Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying?" is a reference to a line in the Cheap Trick song "I Want You To Want Me", which has a similar melody.
  • The subliminal message "Oh no! Pikachu!! Please don't sue!" may be a reference to the "Big American Party" sequence from the end of the first episode of Clerks: The Animated Series.
  • Naturally, this film has several references to the works of Richard Kiel:
    • "Richard Kiel pursues James Bond more than anyone else" is a reference to the recurring James Bond villain Jaws (played by Richard Kiel). Aside from Ernst Blofeld (who is always played by a different actor in each of his appearances), he is the only other villain to appear in more than one movie ("The Spy Who Loved Me" and "Moonraker").
    • "Richard Kiel lives for millenia by drinking sulphur water" is a reference to the movie "Eeegah!". In the movie, the titular caveman (played by Richard Kiel) was supposedly granted incredible longevity by sulfur deposits in the cave in which he lived.
    • The line "watch out for snakes!", used several times in this animutation, is another reference to "Eeegah!".
  • Like Gender Neutral, this movie also contains many useless objectives including:
    • Objective #12: The approximate melting point of an M&M is 98.6 degrees.
    • Objective #13: The usage of breath mints and cough drops on school grounds is strictly prohibited and will result in mandatory suspension.
    • Objective #14: Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
    • Objective #15: Sex-craved male mice, who spend 5 to 11 hours per day pursuing female mice, could live years longer if they abstained.
    • Objective #16: The hole near the edge of the sink is called a porcelator.
    • Objective #17: The best recorded distance for projectile vomiting is 27 feet.

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