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image=cutepiggy2.png|
<tr><th align="center" bgcolor=yellow>[[{{PAGENAME}}]]</th></tr>
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imgdesc=Marjo!|
<tr><td align="center">screenshot</tr></td>
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author=Buddudandslash|
<tr><th align="center" bgcolor=yellow>Information</th></tr>
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date=2002/01/24|
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size=2.37 MB|
<tr><td>Author:</td><td>[[author]]</td></tr>
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duration=4:34|
<tr><td>Release Date:</td><td>0/0/2000</td></tr>
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poiuytic=|
<tr><td>File Size:</td><td>0.00MB</td></tr>
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wartysian=|
<tr><td>Length:</td><td>0:00</td></tr>
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stars=[[Cute Piggy]], [[Communists]]|
<tr><td>Complexity:</td><td>[[Poiuytic Scale]]</td></tr>
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newgrounds=42420|
<tr><td>Stars:</td><td>[[Colin Mochrie]]</td></tr>
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youtube=tzARWAtz2xg|
</table>
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audio=Ultra Relax|
<tr><th align="center" bgcolor="yellow">Audio Info</th></tr>
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artist=Sinohara Tomoe|
<tr><td><table align="center">
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album=Kodoma No Omocha OST|
<tr><th align="center" colspan="2"><i>The song's title</i></th></tr>
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genre=J-Pop/Theme Song|
<tr><td>Artist:</td><td>Artist</td></tr>
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language=Japanese}}
<tr><td>Album:</td><td>Album</td></tr>
 
<tr><td>Genre:</td><td>Genre</td></tr>
 
<tr><td>Language:</td><td>Japanese</td></tr>
 
</table></td></tr>
 
</table>
 
  
 
== About ==
 
== About ==
 +
Cute Piggy is back, for more revenge! We're still not sure who he's trying to get revenge on, but we think this time it's the Russians.
  
 
== Cast ==
 
== Cast ==
* [[Colin Mochrie]]
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* [[Russian]]
 +
* {{character|Cute Piggy}}
 +
* {{character|Elmo}}
 +
* {{character|Beavis}}
 +
* {{character|Zoidberg}}
 +
* {{character|Jean-Luc Picard}}
 +
* {{character|Patrick Stewart}}
 +
* {{character|Coach McWhimple}}
 +
* {{character|Dancing Penguins}}
 +
* {{character|Luigi}}
 +
* {{character|Homer Simpson}}
 +
* {{character|Spider-Man}}
 +
* {{character|Mario}}/{{character|Luigi}}
 +
* [[Angel Piggy]]
 +
* [[Devil Piggy]]
 +
* {{character|Virgin Mary}}
 +
* {{character|Ralph Wiggum}}
 +
* {{character|Mad Duck}}
 +
* {{character|The Tick}}
 +
* {{character|Taz}}
 +
* {{character|Louie Anderson}}
 +
* {{character|Peter Puppy}}
 +
* {{character|Guybrush Threepwood}}
 +
* {{character|Stephen Hawking}}
 +
* {{character|Justin Timberlake}}
 +
* {{prop|Yellow Submarine}}
 +
* {{character|Michigan J. Frog}}
 +
* [[Asuka Langley Soryu]]
 +
* {{character|Count Chocula}}
 +
* {{character|Macaulay Culkin}}
 +
* {{character|Pichu}}
 +
* {{character|Mr. Peabody}}
 +
* {{character|Sherman}}
 +
* {{character|Red Robot}}
 +
* {{character|Dave Thomas}}
 +
* {{character|Cymbal-Playing Monkey}}
 +
* Evil {{character|Bert}}
 +
* {{character|Baby Huey}} (the sumo wrestler)
 +
 
 +
[[Category:Movies Without Colin Mochrie]]
 +
[[Category:Gahbunga Filmography]]
  
 
== Transcript ==
 
== Transcript ==
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<table border="0" cellpadding="10">
 
<table border="0" cellpadding="10">
 
<tr>
 
<tr>
<th width="50%">Fake Lyrics</th>
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<th>Fake Lyrics</th>
<th width="50%">Real Lyrics</th>
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<th>Real Lyrics</th>
 +
<th>日本語で</th>
 
</tr>
 
</tr>
 
<tr>
 
<tr>
<td valign="top">
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<td valign="top" nowrap>
 
<b>Hiiiijaaaa!!!!!</b><br>
 
<b>Hiiiijaaaa!!!!!</b><br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
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zensen zenshou II anbai<br>
 
zensen zenshou II anbai<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
kyou ha ichinichi himakkusu<br>
+
kyou wa ichinichi HIMAKKUSU<br>
 
ARE KORE shitakute mayocchau<br>
 
ARE KORE shitakute mayocchau<br>
oyasumi kibun no Princess<br>
+
oyasumi kibun no PURINSESU<br>
kitsukeba yuugata damekussu<br>
+
kizukeba yuugata DAMEKKUSU<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
kyou mo ashita mo himakkusu<br>
+
kyou mo ashita mo HIMAKKUSU<br>
 
gokazoku yonin de goippaku<br>
 
gokazoku yonin de goippaku<br>
Egypt kidori de Sphinx<br>
+
EJIPUTO kibun de SUFINKUSU<br>
America kibun de Texas<br>
+
AMERIKA kibun de</i> <b>Take that!</b><br>
 +
<br>
 +
<i>yoyuu SHAKUSHAKUPPE itsumo<br>
 +
KURAKURA ZUBIZUBA<br>
 +
nigamushi hara no mushi mo CHOROCHORO to<br>
 +
tettai shichau yo~!<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
yoyuu shaku shakuppe itsumo<br>
+
watashi wa ULTRA RELAX<br>
kurakura zubizuba<br>
+
SUTEKI ni muteki na RELAX<br>
nigamushi hara no mushi mo<br>
+
hito aji chigau ze DELUXE<br>
choro choro to tettai shichau~ yo!<br>
+
tocchirakatte mo yobarerya BABABABA~N!<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
watashi ha Ultra Relax <br>
+
watashi wa itsudemo RELAX<br>
suteki ni moteki na Relax<br>
+
WABISABI kikasete DELUXE<br>
hito aji chigau ze Deluxe<br>
+
BIKKARI! KIKKARI! saeteru ATAMA PI! PI!<br>
toccharakatte mo  yobarerya babababan!<br>
+
watashi no TOKO dake mitete ne!<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
watashi ha itsudemo relax<br>
+
kyou wa ichinichi HIMAKKUSU<br>
wabisabi kikasete Deluxe<br>
+
ryouri ni CHALLENGE sorette NICE!<br>
bikkari kikkari saeteru  atama Pii! Pii!<br>
+
onabe de CURRY ga kusatteru<br>
watashi no koto dake mitete ne!<br>
+
nioi wo kaitara U~N DELICIOUS<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
kyou ha ichinichi himakkusu<br>
+
kyou mo kyou tote HIMAKKUSU<br>
ryouri ni Challenge sorette Nice!<br>
+
ZUNTAKATATTAKA! ZUNTAKATATTAKA! okai MONO<br>
onabe de karee ga kusatteru<br>
+
gokinjosan ni nage KISU<br>
nioi o kaitara  u~n Delicious!<br>
+
ARIGATO kibun de</i> <b>Crush Us! (Pichu)</b><br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
kyou mo kyou to te himakkusu<br>
+
<i>tori YURAYURAPPE itsumo<br>
Zuntakatattaka! Zuntakatattaka! okai MONO<br>
+
tebasaki BIBINBA<br>
gokinjosan ni nage Kiss<br>
+
ZURAZURA byou no oni mo CHOROCHORO to<br>
Arigato kibun de Gracias!<br>
+
tettai shichau yo~!<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
yuto ryuryuppe itsumo<br>
+
watashi wa ULTRA RELAX<br>
tehanesaki BIBINBA<br>
+
kanpeki de UFUFU na RELAX<br>
zurazura byoku no oni mo<br>
+
hyakusen renma no DELUXE<br>
choro choro to tettai shichau~ yo!<br>
+
okka na BIKKURI tobidete KUMA gorou!</i> <b>(Marjo!)</b><br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
watashi ha Ultra Relax<br>
+
<i>watashi no kimochi wa RELAX<br>
kanpeki de "ufufu" na Relax<br>
+
orime wa KICCHIRI SLACKS<br>
hyakusen renma no Deluxe<br>
+
GACCHIRI! KICCHIRI! saeteru ATAMA PI! PI!<br>
okkana bekkuri tobidete kuma gorou!<br>
+
watashi no II toko mitete ne!</i><br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
watashi no kimochi ha Relax<br>  
+
<b>I declare war on Russia for no reason!</b><br>
ori me ha kicchi risurakkusu<br>
 
gakkari kikkari kieteru atama Pii! Pii!<br>
 
watashi no ii koto mitete ne!<br>
 
 
<br>
 
<br>
zenryoku zenkai II yukagen<br>
+
<i>zenryoku zenkai II yukagen<br>
 
zenryoku zenshin nuruma yukagen<br>
 
zenryoku zenshin nuruma yukagen<br>
 
zenryoku zenkai II yukagen<br>
 
zenryoku zenkai II yukagen<br>
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zensen zenshou<br>
 
zensen zenshou<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
watashi ha Ultra Relax <br>
+
watashi wa ULTRA RELAX<br>
suteki ni moteki na Relax<br>
+
SUTEKI ni muteki na RELAX<br>
hito aji chigau ze Deluxe<br>
+
hito aji chigau ze DELUXE<br>
toccharakatte mo yobarerya babababan!<br>
+
tocchirakatte mo yobarerya BABABABA~N!<br>
 +
<br>
 +
watashi wa itsudemo RELAX<br>
 +
WABISABI kikasete DELUXE<br>
 +
BIKKARI! KIKKARI! saeteru ATAMA PI! PI!<br>
 +
watashi no KOTO dake mitete ne!</i>
 +
</td>
 +
<td valign="top" nowrap>
 
<br>
 
<br>
watashi ha itsudemo relax<br>
 
wabisabi kikasete Deluxe<br>
 
bikkari kikkari saeteru  atama Pii! Pii!<br>
 
watashi no koto dake mitete ne!</i><br>
 
 
<br>
 
<br>
</td>
 
<td valign="top">
 
 
zenryoku zenkai II yukagen<br>
 
zenryoku zenkai II yukagen<br>
 
zenryoku zenshin nuruma yukagen<br>
 
zenryoku zenshin nuruma yukagen<br>
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zensen zenshou II anbai<br>
 
zensen zenshou II anbai<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
kyou ha ichinichi himakkusu<br>
+
kyou wa ichinichi HIMAKKUSU<br>
 
ARE KORE shitakute mayocchau<br>
 
ARE KORE shitakute mayocchau<br>
oyasumi kibun no Princess<br>
+
oyasumi kibun no PRINCESS<br>
kitsukeba yuugata damekussu<br>
+
kizukeba yuugata DAMEKKUSU<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
kyou mo ashita mo himakkusu<br>
+
kyou mo ashita mo HIMAKKUSU<br>
 
gokazoku yonin de goippaku<br>
 
gokazoku yonin de goippaku<br>
Egypt kidori de Sphinx<br>
+
EGYPT kibun de SPHINX<br>
America kibun de Texas<br>
+
AMERICA kibun de TEXAS!<br>
 +
<br>
 +
yoyuu SHAKUSHAKUPPE itsumo<br>
 +
KURAKURA ZUBIZUBA<br>
 +
nigamushi hara no mushi mo CHOROCHORO to<br>
 +
tettai shichau yo~!<br>
 +
<br>
 +
watashi wa ULTRA RELAX<br>
 +
STEAK ni muteki na RELAX<br>
 +
hito aji chigau ze DELUXE<br>
 +
tocchirakatte mo yobarerya BABABABA~N!<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
yoyuu shaku shakuppe itsumo<br>
+
watashi wa itsudemo RELAX<br>
kurakura zubizuba<br>
+
WABISABI kikasete DELUXE<br>
nigamushi hara no mushi mo<br>
+
BIKKARI! KIKKARI! saeteru ATAMA PI! PI!<br>
choro choro to tettai shichau~ yo!<br>
+
watashi no TOKO dake mitete ne!<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
watashi ha Ultra Relax <br>
+
kyou wa ichinichi HIMAKKUSU<br>
suteki ni moteki na Relax<br>
+
ryouri ni CHALLENGE sorette NICE!<br>
hito aji chigau ze Deluxe<br>
+
onabe de CURRY ga kusatteru<br>
toccharakatte mo  yobarerya babababan!<br>
+
nioi wo kaitara U~N DELICIOUS<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
watashi ha itsudemo relax<br>
+
kyou mo kyou tote HIMAKKUSU<br>
wabisabi kikasete Deluxe<br>
+
ZUNTAKATATTAKA! ZUNTAKATATTAKA! okai MONO<br>
bikkari kikkari saeteru  atama Pii! Pii!<br>
+
gokinjosan ni nage KISU<br>
watashi no koto dake mitete ne!<br>
+
ARIGATO kibun de GRACIAS!<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
kyou ha ichinichi himakkusu<br>
+
yutori YURAYURAPPE itsumo<br>
ryouri ni Challenge sorette Nice!<br>
+
tebasaki BIBINBA<br>
onabe de karee ga kusatteru<br>
+
ZURAZURA byou no oni mo CHOROCHORO to<br>
nioi o kaitara  u~n Delicious!<br>
+
tettai shichau yo~!<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
kyou mo kyou to te himakkusu<br>
+
watashi wa ULTRA RELAX<br>
Zuntakatattaka! Zuntakatattaka! okai MONO<br>
+
kanpeki de UFUFU na RELAX<br>
gokinjosan ni nage Kiss<br>
+
hyakusen renma no DELUXE<br>
Arigato kibun de Gracias!<br>
+
okka na BIKKURI tobidete KUMA gorou!<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
yuto ryuryuppe itsumo<br>
+
watashi no kimochi wa RELAX<br>
tehanesaki BIBINBA<br>
+
orime wa KICCHIRI SLACKS<br>
zurazura byoku no oni mo<br>
+
GACCHIRI! KICCHIRI! saeteru ATAMA PI! PI!<br>
choro choro to tettai shichau~ yo!<br>
+
watashi no II toko mitete ne!<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
watashi ha Ultra Relax<br>
 
kanpeki de "ufufu" na Relax<br>
 
hyakusen renma no Deluxe<br>
 
okkana bekkuri tobidete kuma gorou!<br>
 
 
<br>
 
<br>
watashi no kimochi ha Relax<br>
 
ori me ha kicchi risurakkusu<br>
 
gakkari kikkari kieteru atama Pii! Pii!<br>
 
watashi no ii koto mitete ne!<br>
 
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
zenryoku zenkai II yukagen<br>
 
zenryoku zenkai II yukagen<br>
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zensen zenshou<br>
 
zensen zenshou<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
watashi ha Ultra Relax <br>
+
watashi wa ULTRA RELAX<br>
suteki ni moteki na Relax<br>
+
SUTEKI ni muteki na RELAX<br>
hito aji chigau ze Deluxe<br>
+
hito aji chigau ze DELUXE<br>
toccharakatte mo yobarerya babababan!<br>
+
tocchirakatte mo yobarerya BABABABA~N!<br>
 +
<br>
 +
watashi wa itsudemo RELAX<br>
 +
WABISABI kikasete DELUXE<br>
 +
BIKKARI! KIKKARI! saeteru ATAMA PI! PI!<br>
 +
watashi no KOTO dake mitete ne!
 +
</td>
 +
<td valign="top" nowrap>
 +
<br>
 +
<br>
 +
全力全開イイ湯加減<br>
 +
全力全身ぬるま湯加減<br>
 +
全力全開イイ湯加減<br>
 +
全戦全勝イイ塩梅<br>
 +
<br>
 +
今日は一日ヒマックス<br>
 +
アレコレしたくて迷っちゃう<br>
 +
お休み気分のプリンセス<br>
 +
気づけば夕方ダメックス<br>
 +
<br>
 +
今日も明日もヒマックス<br>
 +
ご家族四人で御一泊<br>
 +
エジプト気分でスフィンクス<br>
 +
アメリカ気分でテキサス!<br>
 +
<br>
 +
余裕シャクシャクッペいつも<br>
 +
クラクラ ズビズバ<br>
 +
苦虫 腹の虫もチョロチョロと<br>
 +
撤退しちゃうよー!<br>
 +
<br>
 +
わたしはウルトラリラックス<br>
 +
ステキに無敵なリラックス<br>
 +
ひと味違うぜデラックス<br>
 +
とっちらかっても 呼ばれりゃババババァーン!<br>
 +
<br>
 +
わたしはいつでもリラックス<br>
 +
ワビサビ効かせてデラックス<br>
 +
ビッカリ! キッカリ! 冴えてる アタマ ピッ! ピッ!<br>
 +
わたしのトコだけ見ててね!<br>
 +
<br>
 +
今日は一日ヒマックス<br>
 +
料理にチャレンジそれってナイス!<br>
 +
お鍋でカレーが腐ってる<br>
 +
においを嗅いだら ウーン デリシャス<br>
 +
<br>
 +
今日も今日とてヒマックス<br>
 +
ズンタカタッタカ! ズンタカタッタカ! お買いモノ<br>
 +
ご近所さんに投げキス<br>
 +
アリガト気分でグラシアス!<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
watashi ha itsudemo relax<br>
+
ゆとりユラユラッペいつも<br>
wabisabi kikasete Deluxe<br>
+
手羽先ビビンバ<br>
bikkari kikkari saeteru  atama Pii! Pii!<br>
+
ヅラヅラ病の鬼もチョロチョロと<br>
watashi no koto dake mitete ne!<br>
+
撤退しちゃうよー!<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 +
わたしはウルトラリラックス<br>
 +
完璧でウフフなリラックス<br>
 +
百戦錬磨のデラックス<br>
 +
おっかなビックリ飛び出てクマ五郎!<br>
 +
<br>
 +
わたしの気持ちはリラックス<br>
 +
折り目はキッチリスラックス<br>
 +
ガッチリ! キッチリ! 冴えてる アタマ ピッ! ピッ!<br>
 +
わたしのイイとこ見ててね!<br>
 +
<br>
 +
<br>
 +
<br>
 +
全力全開イイ湯加減<br>
 +
全力全身ぬるま湯加減<br>
 +
全力全開イイ湯加減<br>
 +
全戦全勝イイ塩梅<br>
 +
<br>
 +
全力全開イイ湯加減<br>
 +
全力全身ぬるま湯加減<br>
 +
全力全開イイ湯加減<br>
 +
全戦全勝<br>
 +
<br>
 +
わたしはウルトラリラックス<br>
 +
ステキに無敵なリラックス<br>
 +
ひと味違うぜデラックス<br>
 +
とっちらかっても 呼ばれりゃババババァーン!<br>
 +
<br>
 +
わたしはいつでもリラックス<br>
 +
ワビサビ効かせてデラックス<br>
 +
ビッカリ! キッカリ! 冴えてる アタマ ピッ! ピッ!<br>
 +
わたしのコトだけ見ててね!
 
</td>
 
</td>
 +
</tr>
 
</table>
 
</table>
  
 
== Audio Details ==
 
== Audio Details ==
 +
The song was later used in [[The Cold War Redux]].
  
 
== Trivia ==
 
== Trivia ==
* Put a list of fun facts about the movie
+
* Near the beginning, the following sequence of messages flies by in "Mr Saturn" font:
* Hidden tracks, single-frame subliminal messages, etc.
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** There once was a stupid old man
* Or any other interesting facts about it that wouldn't go in the summary or transcript.
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** He has stupid feet that smelled like Louie Anderson
 +
** His name was... GAHBUNGA!
 +
* There is [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/82798 an alternate version] of this movie on Newgrounds that Buddudandslash made for his Japanese project for school.  The differences include:
 +
** The start screen only appears for one frame before the movie plays automatically.
 +
** The transliterated lyrics to the song are subtitled at the bottom of the screen.
 +
** Some of the fonts have been replaced with generic anti-aliased fonts.
 +
** The "...Look Out for Russians..." text near the beginning is replaced with a dancing hamster.
 +
** Handwritten Japanese text appears at various points in the movie.
 +
** The rainbow bridge scenes have dialogue balloons with Japanese text.
 +
** The "LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!" text is missing.
 +
** When the mondegreen "Marjo!" appears, the Mario picture has a red background, instead of being cut out like in the original.
 +
** The scene with Cute Piggy shooting the Luigi Taliban member has been replaced with a completely different scene.
 +
** The end screen has been simplified; it simply has the word "END" written in red and the Baby Huey replay button.
 +
===One-Frame Messages===
 +
* After Cute Piggy warns us to "Look out for Russians", there appears another message, warning us "No, really, don't touch the merchandise! I'm warning you! DON'T!" (This is a reference to the message "Don't Touch the Merchandise" in the first [[Cute Piggy's Revenge]])
 +
* After the animated line-drawing of Cute Piggy, we get a reference to [[Hyakugojyuuichi]] as the infamous mondegreened lyrics from that animutation appear.
 +
* After the picture of Cute Piggy is colored in, another subliminal message orders us to "Salute Your Shorts, Foo!"
 +
* After the scene with Cute Piggy dressed up as a presidential candidate, the following fake article about clowns appears:
 +
::Why are you looking at all those beautiful irish clowns? Clowns invade that home of which monkeys roam.
 +
::Clowns are bad people. they juggle corpses and impale the heads of innocent children upon pikes. they call this ritual "pike de le little person faceo", which just so happens to be Latin for "Can somebody pass the salt to Walter, please?" So, when these clowns screech out "Pike de le little person faceo!", like they do every night and twice every blue moon and thrice every full moon, a bunch of the latin people throw salt at them. Clowns are all named Walter, and ALL are allergic to salt, which causes them to melt and die. Clowns no longer practice the "Pike de le little person faceo" in public anymore. they usually congregate in small werehousess, underground, or at your local Denny's restaurant. Clowns use their vicious fangs to devour the remains of those who are honored by being the victim of the Pike de le little person Faceo. While the clowns perfrom this, the always have the song "Baby Elephant walk" playing over and over with the volume at full blast!
 +
::Clowns always poison cotton candy and popcorn. They do this for their own amusement.
 +
::Clowns eat moths for brunch every other day.
 +
::the end
 +
::no go write a summary about clowns and get an 'F'.
 +
::-Kermit the Frog
 +
*Right before the scene with the map of America, the message "Guess what? CHICKEN BUTT! Guess who? CHICKEN POO! haha! I'm funny." appears.
 +
*Right AFTER the scene with the map of America, the message "Stop reading these!" appears.
  
 
== External Links ==
 
== External Links ==
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42420
 
  
 
[[Category:Genre Animutations]]
 
[[Category:Genre Animutations]]

Latest revision as of 05:06, 23 June 2022

Cute Piggy's Revenge 2
Marjo!
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Information
Author: Buddudandslash
Release Date: January 24, 2002
File Size: 2.37 MB
Duration: 4:34
Complexity: unrated
Animutatedness: unrated
Star(s): Cute Piggy, Communists
Audio Info
Ultra Relax
Artist: Sinohara Tomoe
Album: Kodoma No Omocha OST
Genre: J-Pop/Theme Song
Language: Japanese

About

Cute Piggy is back, for more revenge! We're still not sure who he's trying to get revenge on, but we think this time it's the Russians.

Cast

Transcript

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics Real Lyrics 日本語で

Hiiiijaaaa!!!!!

zenryoku zenkai II yukagen
zenryoku zenshin nuruma yukagen
zenryoku zenkai II yukagen
zensen zenshou II anbai

kyou wa ichinichi HIMAKKUSU
ARE KORE shitakute mayocchau
oyasumi kibun no PURINSESU
kizukeba yuugata DAMEKKUSU

kyou mo ashita mo HIMAKKUSU
gokazoku yonin de goippaku
EJIPUTO kibun de SUFINKUSU
AMERIKA kibun de
Take that!

yoyuu SHAKUSHAKUPPE itsumo
KURAKURA ZUBIZUBA
nigamushi hara no mushi mo CHOROCHORO to
tettai shichau yo~!

watashi wa ULTRA RELAX
SUTEKI ni muteki na RELAX
hito aji chigau ze DELUXE
tocchirakatte mo yobarerya BABABABA~N!

watashi wa itsudemo RELAX
WABISABI kikasete DELUXE
BIKKARI! KIKKARI! saeteru ATAMA PI! PI!
watashi no TOKO dake mitete ne!

kyou wa ichinichi HIMAKKUSU
ryouri ni CHALLENGE sorette NICE!
onabe de CURRY ga kusatteru
nioi wo kaitara U~N DELICIOUS

kyou mo kyou tote HIMAKKUSU
ZUNTAKATATTAKA! ZUNTAKATATTAKA! okai MONO
gokinjosan ni nage KISU
ARIGATO kibun de
Crush Us! (Pichu)

tori YURAYURAPPE itsumo
tebasaki BIBINBA
ZURAZURA byou no oni mo CHOROCHORO to
tettai shichau yo~!

watashi wa ULTRA RELAX
kanpeki de UFUFU na RELAX
hyakusen renma no DELUXE
okka na BIKKURI tobidete KUMA gorou!
(Marjo!)

watashi no kimochi wa RELAX
orime wa KICCHIRI SLACKS
GACCHIRI! KICCHIRI! saeteru ATAMA PI! PI!
watashi no II toko mitete ne!


I declare war on Russia for no reason!

zenryoku zenkai II yukagen
zenryoku zenshin nuruma yukagen
zenryoku zenkai II yukagen
zensen zenshou II anbai

zenryoku zenkai II yukagen
zenryoku zenshin nuruma yukagen
zenryoku zenkai II yukagen
zensen zenshou

watashi wa ULTRA RELAX
SUTEKI ni muteki na RELAX
hito aji chigau ze DELUXE
tocchirakatte mo yobarerya BABABABA~N!

watashi wa itsudemo RELAX
WABISABI kikasete DELUXE
BIKKARI! KIKKARI! saeteru ATAMA PI! PI!
watashi no KOTO dake mitete ne!



zenryoku zenkai II yukagen
zenryoku zenshin nuruma yukagen
zenryoku zenkai II yukagen
zensen zenshou II anbai

kyou wa ichinichi HIMAKKUSU
ARE KORE shitakute mayocchau
oyasumi kibun no PRINCESS
kizukeba yuugata DAMEKKUSU

kyou mo ashita mo HIMAKKUSU
gokazoku yonin de goippaku
EGYPT kibun de SPHINX
AMERICA kibun de TEXAS!

yoyuu SHAKUSHAKUPPE itsumo
KURAKURA ZUBIZUBA
nigamushi hara no mushi mo CHOROCHORO to
tettai shichau yo~!

watashi wa ULTRA RELAX
STEAK ni muteki na RELAX
hito aji chigau ze DELUXE
tocchirakatte mo yobarerya BABABABA~N!

watashi wa itsudemo RELAX
WABISABI kikasete DELUXE
BIKKARI! KIKKARI! saeteru ATAMA PI! PI!
watashi no TOKO dake mitete ne!

kyou wa ichinichi HIMAKKUSU
ryouri ni CHALLENGE sorette NICE!
onabe de CURRY ga kusatteru
nioi wo kaitara U~N DELICIOUS

kyou mo kyou tote HIMAKKUSU
ZUNTAKATATTAKA! ZUNTAKATATTAKA! okai MONO
gokinjosan ni nage KISU
ARIGATO kibun de GRACIAS!

yutori YURAYURAPPE itsumo
tebasaki BIBINBA
ZURAZURA byou no oni mo CHOROCHORO to
tettai shichau yo~!

watashi wa ULTRA RELAX
kanpeki de UFUFU na RELAX
hyakusen renma no DELUXE
okka na BIKKURI tobidete KUMA gorou!

watashi no kimochi wa RELAX
orime wa KICCHIRI SLACKS
GACCHIRI! KICCHIRI! saeteru ATAMA PI! PI!
watashi no II toko mitete ne!



zenryoku zenkai II yukagen
zenryoku zenshin nuruma yukagen
zenryoku zenkai II yukagen
zensen zenshou II anbai

zenryoku zenkai II yukagen
zenryoku zenshin nuruma yukagen
zenryoku zenkai II yukagen
zensen zenshou

watashi wa ULTRA RELAX
SUTEKI ni muteki na RELAX
hito aji chigau ze DELUXE
tocchirakatte mo yobarerya BABABABA~N!

watashi wa itsudemo RELAX
WABISABI kikasete DELUXE
BIKKARI! KIKKARI! saeteru ATAMA PI! PI!
watashi no KOTO dake mitete ne!



全力全開イイ湯加減
全力全身ぬるま湯加減
全力全開イイ湯加減
全戦全勝イイ塩梅

今日は一日ヒマックス
アレコレしたくて迷っちゃう
お休み気分のプリンセス
気づけば夕方ダメックス

今日も明日もヒマックス
ご家族四人で御一泊
エジプト気分でスフィンクス
アメリカ気分でテキサス!

余裕シャクシャクッペいつも
クラクラ ズビズバ
苦虫 腹の虫もチョロチョロと
撤退しちゃうよー!

わたしはウルトラリラックス
ステキに無敵なリラックス
ひと味違うぜデラックス
とっちらかっても 呼ばれりゃババババァーン!

わたしはいつでもリラックス
ワビサビ効かせてデラックス
ビッカリ! キッカリ! 冴えてる アタマ ピッ! ピッ!
わたしのトコだけ見ててね!

今日は一日ヒマックス
料理にチャレンジそれってナイス!
お鍋でカレーが腐ってる
においを嗅いだら ウーン デリシャス

今日も今日とてヒマックス
ズンタカタッタカ! ズンタカタッタカ! お買いモノ
ご近所さんに投げキス
アリガト気分でグラシアス!

ゆとりユラユラッペいつも
手羽先ビビンバ
ヅラヅラ病の鬼もチョロチョロと
撤退しちゃうよー!

わたしはウルトラリラックス
完璧でウフフなリラックス
百戦錬磨のデラックス
おっかなビックリ飛び出てクマ五郎!

わたしの気持ちはリラックス
折り目はキッチリスラックス
ガッチリ! キッチリ! 冴えてる アタマ ピッ! ピッ!
わたしのイイとこ見ててね!



全力全開イイ湯加減
全力全身ぬるま湯加減
全力全開イイ湯加減
全戦全勝イイ塩梅

全力全開イイ湯加減
全力全身ぬるま湯加減
全力全開イイ湯加減
全戦全勝

わたしはウルトラリラックス
ステキに無敵なリラックス
ひと味違うぜデラックス
とっちらかっても 呼ばれりゃババババァーン!

わたしはいつでもリラックス
ワビサビ効かせてデラックス
ビッカリ! キッカリ! 冴えてる アタマ ピッ! ピッ!
わたしのコトだけ見ててね!

Audio Details

The song was later used in The Cold War Redux.

Trivia

  • Near the beginning, the following sequence of messages flies by in "Mr Saturn" font:
    • There once was a stupid old man
    • He has stupid feet that smelled like Louie Anderson
    • His name was... GAHBUNGA!
  • There is an alternate version of this movie on Newgrounds that Buddudandslash made for his Japanese project for school. The differences include:
    • The start screen only appears for one frame before the movie plays automatically.
    • The transliterated lyrics to the song are subtitled at the bottom of the screen.
    • Some of the fonts have been replaced with generic anti-aliased fonts.
    • The "...Look Out for Russians..." text near the beginning is replaced with a dancing hamster.
    • Handwritten Japanese text appears at various points in the movie.
    • The rainbow bridge scenes have dialogue balloons with Japanese text.
    • The "LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!" text is missing.
    • When the mondegreen "Marjo!" appears, the Mario picture has a red background, instead of being cut out like in the original.
    • The scene with Cute Piggy shooting the Luigi Taliban member has been replaced with a completely different scene.
    • The end screen has been simplified; it simply has the word "END" written in red and the Baby Huey replay button.

One-Frame Messages

  • After Cute Piggy warns us to "Look out for Russians", there appears another message, warning us "No, really, don't touch the merchandise! I'm warning you! DON'T!" (This is a reference to the message "Don't Touch the Merchandise" in the first Cute Piggy's Revenge)
  • After the animated line-drawing of Cute Piggy, we get a reference to Hyakugojyuuichi as the infamous mondegreened lyrics from that animutation appear.
  • After the picture of Cute Piggy is colored in, another subliminal message orders us to "Salute Your Shorts, Foo!"
  • After the scene with Cute Piggy dressed up as a presidential candidate, the following fake article about clowns appears:
Why are you looking at all those beautiful irish clowns? Clowns invade that home of which monkeys roam.
Clowns are bad people. they juggle corpses and impale the heads of innocent children upon pikes. they call this ritual "pike de le little person faceo", which just so happens to be Latin for "Can somebody pass the salt to Walter, please?" So, when these clowns screech out "Pike de le little person faceo!", like they do every night and twice every blue moon and thrice every full moon, a bunch of the latin people throw salt at them. Clowns are all named Walter, and ALL are allergic to salt, which causes them to melt and die. Clowns no longer practice the "Pike de le little person faceo" in public anymore. they usually congregate in small werehousess, underground, or at your local Denny's restaurant. Clowns use their vicious fangs to devour the remains of those who are honored by being the victim of the Pike de le little person Faceo. While the clowns perfrom this, the always have the song "Baby Elephant walk" playing over and over with the volume at full blast!
Clowns always poison cotton candy and popcorn. They do this for their own amusement.
Clowns eat moths for brunch every other day.
the end
no go write a summary about clowns and get an 'F'.
-Kermit the Frog
  • Right before the scene with the map of America, the message "Guess what? CHICKEN BUTT! Guess who? CHICKEN POO! haha! I'm funny." appears.
  • Right AFTER the scene with the map of America, the message "Stop reading these!" appears.

External Links