Cold Heart

Cold Heart
Don't mess with the professor!
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Information
Author: Neil Cicierega ▾ Release Date: January 7, 2002 ▾ File Size: 1.01 MB Duration: 1:00 Complexity: unrated Animutatedness: unrated Star(s): Albert Einstein
Audio Info
Professor Coldheart's Theme Artist: Album: Genre: Theme Song Language: English ▾

Cast

• Alan Thicke
• Albert Einstein
• Krusty the Clown's body
• Tobias?
• Darth Vader
• The Fonz
• Guybrush Threepwood
• Matthew Lesko
• the cast of Jack Frost
• N'Sync
• guy with drawn-on 3D glasses?
• Mr. T
• Colin Mochrie
• Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell
• Jimmy James from News Radio
• Fred Huggins
• Chewbacca Pez Dispenser
• Stormtrooper Pez Dispenser
• Yoda Pez Dispenser
• Jiminy Glick
• Rabbit/Duck optical illusion
• Adam
• person with colorized face?
• Satan
• Pee Wee Herman

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics

Real Lyrics

Allow me to introduce myself They call me Professor Coldheart I'm cold and cruel and crafty But wait! Here comes the best part I'll freeze your feelings cold as ice And kill your cares, ooh, that sounds nice! So listen, here's some sound advice, be smart- Don't mess with the Professor! Ca-ca-ca-ca-cunning Ca-ca-ca-ca-clever Coldheart! I've heard you've been complaining There's no need to cry or wine I'll refrigerate those feelings Ooh, I've found you just in time! My icy stare can hypnotize My chiling stare can paralyze I knew we'd get along right from the start Don't mess with the Professor! Ca-ca-ca-ca-creepy Ca-ca-ca-ca-crafty Ca-ca-ca-ca-cunning Ca-ca-ca-ca-clever Coldheart! Don't mess with the Professor! Coldheart!

Allow me to introduce myself They call me Professor Coldheart I'm cold and cruel and crafty But wait! Here comes the best part I'll freeze your feelings cold as ice And kill your cares, ooh, that sounds nice! So listen, here's some sound advice, be smart- Don't mess with the Professor! C-c-c-c-cunning C-c-c-c-clever Coldheart! I've heard you've been complaining There's no need to cry or whine I'll refrigerate those feelings Ooh, I've found you just in time! My icy stare can hypnotize My chiling stare can paralyze I knew we'd get along right from the start Don't mess with the Professor! C-c-c-c-creepy C-c-c-c-crafty C-c-c-c-cunning C-c-c-c-clever Coldheart! Don't mess with the Professor! Coldheart!

Audio Details

• This is a song from the first Care Bears special, The Care Bears in the Land Without Feelings.

Trivia

• During the second verse, with the alternating pictures of Matthew Lesko and Mr. T, a message pops up briefly prompting you to "JOIN THE PETA".
• At the end of the animutation, press the Play button on the controls once the snowflakes stop spinning to see a cameo by the dancing Pee Wee Herman clones from Hyakugojyuuichi.
• Progress Indicator Ornament: A snowman.

External Links

• Cold Heart at Neil Cicierega's site