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<tr><th align="center" bgcolor=yellow>Information</th></tr>
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image=kiel.png|
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imgdesc=I pity the fool who doesn't use 1-800-Collect|
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<tr><td>Full Title:</td><td>For if the full title is different from the title used for this page.</td></tr>
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author=Neutrino|
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date=2002/02/02|
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<tr><td>Author:</td><td>The animutationist who created this movie — should be a wiki-link.</td></tr>
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size=2.28 MB|
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<tr><td>Release Date:</td><td>When the movie was first unleashed upon the world.</td></tr>
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duration=2:37|
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<tr><td>Complexity:</td><td>A rating of the movie's style using the [[Poiuytic Scale]]</td></tr>
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stars=[[Richard Kiel]], [[Hello Kitty]]|
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<tr><td>Star:</td><td>The main character(s) of this movie, if any.</td></tr>
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<tr><th align="center" bgcolor="yellow">Audio Info</th></tr>
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audio=Otto Dokkoi Nihonbare (Usahime Version)|
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<tr><th align="center" colspan="2"><i>The song's title</i> (repeat this line through the Language line for each song used in the movie, if more than one)</th></tr>
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artist=Maria Kawamura|
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<tr><td>Artist:</td><td>The artist who did the song.</td></tr>
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album=Samurai Pizza Cats OST- Nekoza Senshuraku Kouen|
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<tr><td>Album:</td><td>The first album in which the song was released, if known.</td></tr>
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genre=J-Pop/Theme Song|
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language=Japanese}}
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<tr><td>Language:</td><td>The language(s) in which the song is sung.</td></tr>
 
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== About ==
 
== About ==
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A brief description of the movie.
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An animutation-style tribute to TV and film actor Richard Kiel.
  
 
== Cast ==
 
== Cast ==
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* A list of characters
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* {{character|Puma Man}}
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* All wiki-links
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* {{character|Ebichu}}
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* {{character|Hello Kitty}}
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== Transcript ==
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* {{character|The Macaronni}}
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Put a detailed summary of the movie here.
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* {{character|Richard Kiel}} as {{character|Jaws}} (from ''The Spy Who Loved Me''), {{character|Eegah}}, and {{character|Kanamit}}
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* photoshopped woman
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* {{character|Pip}} (from ''Chrono Cross'')
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* {{character|Dr. Frank N. Furter}}
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* astronaut?
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* {{character|Radical Edward}} and {{character|Ein}} (from ''Cowboy Bebop'')
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* mutilated baby?
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* A {{character|Hobgoblin}}
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* donut-costume guy
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* frog
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* {{character|Mr. Creosote}}
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* waiter
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* praying mantis
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* bear's body
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* {{character|James Bond}}
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* gutted deer with tuberculosis
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* {{character|Roger Wilco}}
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* {{character|Father Mushroom}}
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* {{character|Kero Kero Keroppi}}
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* {{character|Yosemite Sam}}
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* {{character|Bubbles}} (from ''The Powerpuff Girls'')
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* {{character|Batman}}
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* {{character|Robin}}
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* "Butchered at Birth" album cover
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* {{character|Dave Thomas}}
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* smiley?
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* horse
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* {{character|Uncle Sam}}
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* {{character|GIR}}
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* {{character|Chester (Sifl and Olly)}}
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* {{character|Schlitzie the Pinhead}}
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* furry thing?
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* [http://www.cookiegluck.com/about/ costume designer Cookie Gluck with two of her creatures]
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* [http://www.uprightcitizens.org/48/gallery/main_season1.shtml member of the Upright Citizens Brigade]
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* {{character|Pikachu}}
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* thermal photography of a guy?
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* {{character|Mr. Saturn}}
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* {{character|Fat Albert}}
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* {{character|Carrot Top}}
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* {{character|Torgo}}
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* {{character|Ortega}}
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* {{character|Worm}}
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* mouse with a computer mouse
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* x-ray of a human head
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* jack-in-the-box?
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* {{character|Bert the Turtle}}
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* monkey
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* {{character|The Grinch}}
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* {{character|Mr. T}}
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* dancing guy (also in [[Earth Vs. Funk]])
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* mutilated guy?
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* purple goblin's body
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* woman with latex glove over head (also in [[DooDooCaca]])
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* {{character|Chu-Chu}} (from ''Xenogears'')
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* {{character|Felix the Cat}}
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* Hooters owl
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* {{character|Adam Sandler}}
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* {{character|Bonk}}
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* {{character|Jargon Scott}}
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* power droid
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* {{character|New Age Retro Hippie}}
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* {{character|California Raisins}}
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* {{character|Kool-Aid Man}}
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* {{character|Housemaster}}
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* {{character|Tonde Buurin}}
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* {{character|Devil Puppet}}
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* {{character|Pennywise the Dancing Clown}}
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* dolphin
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* beaver
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* {{character|Imperfect Cell}}
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* thing in {{character|Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer}} costume?
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* {{character|Alf}}
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* {{character|David Bradley}}
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* {{character|Timmy}} (from ''South Park'')
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* drunk porcelain figure
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* {{character|My Melody}}
  
 
== Lyrics ==
 
== Lyrics ==
 
<table border="0" cellpadding="10">
 
<table border="0" cellpadding="10">
 
<tr>
 
<tr>
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<th width="50%">Fake Lyrics</th>
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<th>Fake Lyrics</th>
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<th width="50%">Real Lyrics</th>
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<th>Real Lyrics</th>
 
</tr>
 
</tr>
 
<tr>
 
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<td valign="top">Put the fake lyrics for the movie here.<br><br>
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<td valign="top" nowrap>
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<i>Lyrics unchanged from the original<br>
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<i>otto dokkoi kako<br>
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should go in italics. Have them in this column<br>
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otto dokkoi mirai<br>
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anyway so everything will line up.</i><br><br>
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Edropolis wa hisuteri<br>
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<b>Explicitly stated (i.e. subtitled)<br>
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kitto matteta haroo<br>
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fake lyrics should be bold.</b><br><br>
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zattsu hissatsu hiiroo<br>
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Implied fake lyrics (either subtitled earlier<br>
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shippo no haeta metaru ninja da yo</i><br>
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or represented graphically) should be plain.
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<br>
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<b>Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying?</b><br>
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<i>seigi wo o-todokeshimasu (teyandee)<br>
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inbou mania no kuromaku tao</i> Sudan<br>
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<i>izayuke robo kyatto<br>
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hora kawaii hime ga yondeiru<br>
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(oo kurushuunai) to iwasumade<br>
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koko wa</i> Pikachu <i>makecha naru maizo<br>
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don't mind dejitaru shokuninkatagi<br>
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ashita mo yoo! nihonbare<br>
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<br>
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otto dokkoi uso<br>
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otto dokkoi</i> Honda<br>
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<i>edoroporisu no misuterii<br>
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chotto meiwaku pawaa<br>
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zattsu ninpou faaiyaa<br>
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jettohoppa ga kaze wo kitteyuku<br>
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<br>
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tororo no piza ni wa ao nori toppingu<br>
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mosukoshi o-machi kudasai (beranmee)<br>
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akuma ga habikoru o-shiro he isogunda<br>
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tatakae meka kyatto<br>
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demo ano ko ga nageta nagashi me no<br>
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aa shuriken dake wa kawasenai<br>
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nian to koi ga neko no nakidokoro<br>
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don't mind parareru happyaku-hachi chou<br>
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o-edo wa yoo! nihonbare<br>
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<br>
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otto dokkoi kako<br>
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otto dokkoi mirai<br>
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edoroporisu wa hisuterii<br>
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kitto matteta haroo<br>
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zattsu hissatsu hiiroo<br>
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shippo no haeta</i> American Ninja <i>da yo</i>
 
</td>
 
</td>
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<td valign="top">Put the real lyrics to the song here, if possible.<br><br>
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<td valign="top" nowrap>
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No formatting is necessary.
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otto dokkoi kako<br>
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otto dokkoi mirai<br>
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edoroporisu wa hisuterii<br>
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kitto matteta haroo<br>
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zattsu hissatsu hiiroo<br>
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shippo no haeta metaru ninja da yo<br>
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<br>
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kuma-san hattsu-san yokochou no mina-san ni<br>
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seigi wo o-todokeshimasu (teyandee)<br>
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inbou mania no kuromaku taosunda<br>
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izayuke robo kyatto<br>
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hora kawaii hime ga yondeiru<br>
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(oo kurushuunai) to iwasumade<br>
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koko wa hitotsu makecha naru maizo<br>
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don't mind dejitaru shokuninkatagi<br>
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ashita mo yoo! nihonbare<br>
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<br>
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otto dokkoi uso<br>
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otto dokkoi honto<br>
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edoroporisu no misuterii<br>
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chotto meiwaku pawaa<br>
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zattsu ninpou faaiyaa<br>
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jettohoppa ga kaze wo kitteyuku<br>
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<br>
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tororo no piza ni wa ao nori toppingu<br>
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mosukoshi o-machi kudasai (beranmee)<br>
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akuma ga habikoru o-shiro he isogunda<br>
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tatakae meka kyatto<br>
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demo ano ko ga nageta nagashi me no<br>
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aa shuriken dake wa kawasenai<br>
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nian to koi ga neko no nakidokoro<br>
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don't mind parareru happyaku-hachi chou<br>
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o-edo wa yoo! nihonbare<br>
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<br>
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otto dokkoi kako<br>
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otto dokkoi mirai<br>
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edoroporisu wa hisuterii<br>
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kitto matteta haroo<br>
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zattsu hissatsu hiiroo<br>
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shippo no haeta metaru ninja da yo
 
</td>
 
</td>
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</tr>
 
</table>
 
</table>
  
 
== Audio Details ==
 
== Audio Details ==
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The song in this animutation is the original theme song to the anime "Kyatto Ninden Teyandee", which was later made into "Samurai Pizza Cats".
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* Fun Fact: "Teyandee" is a colloquial phrase that when translated, approximately means "What the hell are you talking about?" (which is appropriate in the song, as the singer is describing cats that not only fight crime as ninjas, but also deliver pizzas. Any sane person would go "What the hell?" when confronted with these facts). Or, more simply, "What the fuck?", though probably not as vulgar.
  
 
== Trivia ==
 
== Trivia ==
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* The text "Disney has taken your ABC away", shown during the "Dave Thomas Autopsy" scene, is a reference to a stunt pulled by a cable company owned by Time-Warner. After Disney bought out ABC, the station in question was briefly replaced by a blank screen with the scrolling text mentioned above.
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* [[The Richard Kiel Experience]] was declared "The 3rd Most Frightening Movie on the Internet" in an episode of TechTV's "The Screen Savers".
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* "Do not step on the momeraths" is a reference to Disney's 1951 animated version of "Alice in Wonderland".
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* "Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying?" is a reference to a line in the Cheap Trick song "I Want You To Want Me", which has a similar melody.
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* The subliminal message "Oh no! Pikachu!! Please don't sue!" may be a reference to the "Big American Party" sequence from the end of the first episode of ''Clerks: The Animated Series''.
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* Naturally, this film has several references to the works of Richard Kiel:
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** "Richard Kiel pursues James Bond more than anyone else" is a reference to the recurring [[James Bond]] villain Jaws (played by Richard Kiel). Aside from Ernst Blofeld (who is always played by a different actor in each of his appearances), he is the only other villain to appear in more than one movie ("The Spy Who Loved Me" and "Moonraker").
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** "Richard Kiel lives for millenia by drinking sulphur water" is a reference to the movie "Eeegah!". In the movie, the titular caveman (played by Richard Kiel) was supposedly granted incredible longevity by sulfur deposits in the cave in which he lived.
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** The line "watch out for snakes!", used several times in this animutation, is another reference to "Eeegah!".
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* Like [[Gender Neutral]], this movie also contains many useless objectives including:
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** Objective #12: The approximate melting point of an M&M is 98.6 degrees.
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** Objective #13: The usage of breath mints and cough drops on school grounds is strictly prohibited and will result in mandatory suspension.
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** Objective #14: Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
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** Objective #15: Sex-craved male mice, who spend 5 to 11 hours per day pursuing female mice, could live years longer if they abstained.
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** Objective #16: The hole near the edge of the sink is called a porcelator.
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** Objective #17: The best recorded distance for projectile vomiting is 27 feet.
  
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== External Links ==
  
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== External Links ==
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[[Category:Movies Without Colin Mochrie]]
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[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/63101 Newgrounds]
 

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The Richard Kiel Experience
I pity the fool who doesn't use 1-800-Collect
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Information
Author: Neutrino ▾
Release Date: February 2, 2002 ▾
File Size: 2.28 MB
Duration: 2:37
Complexity: unrated
Animutatedness: unrated
Star(s): Richard Kiel, Hello Kitty
Audio Info
Otto Dokkoi Nihonbare (Usahime Version)
Artist: Maria Kawamura
Album: Samurai Pizza Cats OST- Nekoza Senshuraku Kouen
Genre: J-Pop/Theme Song
Language: Japanese ▾

About

An animutation-style tribute to TV and film actor Richard Kiel.

Cast

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics Real Lyrics

otto dokkoi kako
otto dokkoi mirai
Edropolis wa hisuteri
kitto matteta haroo
zattsu hissatsu hiiroo
shippo no haeta metaru ninja da yo

Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying?
seigi wo o-todokeshimasu (teyandee)
inbou mania no kuromaku tao Sudan
izayuke robo kyatto
hora kawaii hime ga yondeiru
(oo kurushuunai) to iwasumade
koko wa Pikachu makecha naru maizo
don't mind dejitaru shokuninkatagi
ashita mo yoo! nihonbare

otto dokkoi uso
otto dokkoi Honda
edoroporisu no misuterii
chotto meiwaku pawaa
zattsu ninpou faaiyaa
jettohoppa ga kaze wo kitteyuku

tororo no piza ni wa ao nori toppingu
mosukoshi o-machi kudasai (beranmee)
akuma ga habikoru o-shiro he isogunda
tatakae meka kyatto
demo ano ko ga nageta nagashi me no
aa shuriken dake wa kawasenai
nian to koi ga neko no nakidokoro
don't mind parareru happyaku-hachi chou
o-edo wa yoo! nihonbare

otto dokkoi kako
otto dokkoi mirai
edoroporisu wa hisuterii
kitto matteta haroo
zattsu hissatsu hiiroo
shippo no haeta American Ninja da yo

otto dokkoi kako
otto dokkoi mirai
edoroporisu wa hisuterii
kitto matteta haroo
zattsu hissatsu hiiroo
shippo no haeta metaru ninja da yo

kuma-san hattsu-san yokochou no mina-san ni
seigi wo o-todokeshimasu (teyandee)
inbou mania no kuromaku taosunda
izayuke robo kyatto
hora kawaii hime ga yondeiru
(oo kurushuunai) to iwasumade
koko wa hitotsu makecha naru maizo
don't mind dejitaru shokuninkatagi
ashita mo yoo! nihonbare

otto dokkoi uso
otto dokkoi honto
edoroporisu no misuterii
chotto meiwaku pawaa
zattsu ninpou faaiyaa
jettohoppa ga kaze wo kitteyuku

tororo no piza ni wa ao nori toppingu
mosukoshi o-machi kudasai (beranmee)
akuma ga habikoru o-shiro he isogunda
tatakae meka kyatto
demo ano ko ga nageta nagashi me no
aa shuriken dake wa kawasenai
nian to koi ga neko no nakidokoro
don't mind parareru happyaku-hachi chou
o-edo wa yoo! nihonbare

otto dokkoi kako
otto dokkoi mirai
edoroporisu wa hisuterii
kitto matteta haroo
zattsu hissatsu hiiroo
shippo no haeta metaru ninja da yo

Audio Details

The song in this animutation is the original theme song to the anime "Kyatto Ninden Teyandee", which was later made into "Samurai Pizza Cats".

  • Fun Fact: "Teyandee" is a colloquial phrase that when translated, approximately means "What the hell are you talking about?" (which is appropriate in the song, as the singer is describing cats that not only fight crime as ninjas, but also deliver pizzas. Any sane person would go "What the hell?" when confronted with these facts). Or, more simply, "What the fuck?", though probably not as vulgar.

Trivia

  • The text "Disney has taken your ABC away", shown during the "Dave Thomas Autopsy" scene, is a reference to a stunt pulled by a cable company owned by Time-Warner. After Disney bought out ABC, the station in question was briefly replaced by a blank screen with the scrolling text mentioned above.
  • The Richard Kiel Experience was declared "The 3rd Most Frightening Movie on the Internet" in an episode of TechTV's "The Screen Savers".
  • "Do not step on the momeraths" is a reference to Disney's 1951 animated version of "Alice in Wonderland".
  • "Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying?" is a reference to a line in the Cheap Trick song "I Want You To Want Me", which has a similar melody.
  • The subliminal message "Oh no! Pikachu!! Please don't sue!" may be a reference to the "Big American Party" sequence from the end of the first episode of Clerks: The Animated Series.
  • Naturally, this film has several references to the works of Richard Kiel:
    • "Richard Kiel pursues James Bond more than anyone else" is a reference to the recurring James Bond villain Jaws (played by Richard Kiel). Aside from Ernst Blofeld (who is always played by a different actor in each of his appearances), he is the only other villain to appear in more than one movie ("The Spy Who Loved Me" and "Moonraker").
    • "Richard Kiel lives for millenia by drinking sulphur water" is a reference to the movie "Eeegah!". In the movie, the titular caveman (played by Richard Kiel) was supposedly granted incredible longevity by sulfur deposits in the cave in which he lived.
    • The line "watch out for snakes!", used several times in this animutation, is another reference to "Eeegah!".
  • Like Gender Neutral, this movie also contains many useless objectives including:
    • Objective #12: The approximate melting point of an M&M is 98.6 degrees.
    • Objective #13: The usage of breath mints and cough drops on school grounds is strictly prohibited and will result in mandatory suspension.
    • Objective #14: Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
    • Objective #15: Sex-craved male mice, who spend 5 to 11 hours per day pursuing female mice, could live years longer if they abstained.
    • Objective #16: The hole near the edge of the sink is called a porcelator.
    • Objective #17: The best recorded distance for projectile vomiting is 27 feet.

External Links

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