Soviet Blue Jeans

Soviet Blue Jeans
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Information
Author: Guffypup ▾ Release Date: unknown ▾ File Size: unknown Duration: unknown Complexity: unrated Animutatedness: unrated Star(s): various people in blue jeans, fat guy?
Audio Info
Blue Jeans Artist: Ladytron Album: Genre: Language: English ▾

Cast

• Abe Vigoda
• guy?
• fat guy in Señor Frog's T-shirt
• Tenchi Masaki, Ryoko, Ayeka, Sasami, Washu Hakubi, Mihoshi Kuramitsu, Katsuhito Masaki and two other characters (on Tenchi Forever DVD box)
• guy with gun? (on wall)
• two pugs in hot dog costumes
• various people in blue jeans
• Murdoc Niccals
• Mark Mortimer
• Tom Fulp(?) with two cosplayers
• Lina Medina
• Gerardo Medina
• Dr. Gérardo Lozada
• two guys?
• Pico (in the voting icons in the Newgrounds screenshot)
• girl in advertisement
• Death and a guy with a mustache (screenshot from R.I.P. Tony Danza)
• Kikkoman (one frame)
• guy in bathtub? (one frame)
• fat guy?
• Kathleen Turner, Christopher Lloyd and one of the twins from Baby Geniuses (movie poster)
• Björk
• guy in suit (Bob Saget, maybe?)
• another guy in a suit?
• guy wearing a Harry Potter party hat?
• someone else?
• guy holding jeans in his teeth?
• futuristic people?
• Mario
• Bowser
• guy drinking water through his nose?
• pixellated turtle?
• more people in blue jeans (need help IDing them all)
• Rocko
• Heffer
• Spunky
• guy in diaper?
• John Linnell
• green face?
• guy in straw hat?
• Russian guy?
• smileys
• girl with big book?
• eyes
• guy at carnival entrance gate?
• anime character (from old Newgrounds ad)
• Colin Quinn
• real StrawberryClock
• Goatse Man [only part of him is visible]
• Scruff McGruff and a kid
• black guy?
• guy hunched over at a table?
• Lando Calrissian
• George Liquor
• woman?
• Howard Stern drawing
• Saddam Hussein
• Big Boy
• The Sun
• Mario Lopez (on the Big Brother Trouble box with three kids)
• Dr. Strangelove
• guy in FBI T-shirt?
• Eskimo Bob with a censored face
• used car salesman?
• dancing woman?
• guy sitting on bench?
• guy with censored face?
• Josh Saviano
• Fred Savage
• Danica McKellar
• girl?
• Mighty Mouse cosplayer
• pig?
• two Sims characters (one cosplaying as Captain Kirk?)
• another Newgrounds ad girl
• Grub Smith
• guy in recording studio?
• three Asian women playing guitars?
• young Eminem
• Alf (on Eminem's t-shirt)
• Dr. Wright
• woman?
• guy behind Doctor Strangelove?

Notable Props

• Sputnik

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics

Real Lyrics

Straight lines that cut through the scene like you wanted to, Blue jeans. Soft loans that spent all last summer buying drinks for you, Blue jeans. Left hand that crashed near your house in the ice and snow, Blue jeans. A face outside sleeping pressed against the bay window, blue jeans. You've been trying to protect me, An inset living in your memory, Don't, blue jeans won't cut at the seams, Like you want them to. You don't need me to show the way now they're onto you, blue jeans. And I won't be phoning you today unless you want me to, Blue jeans. You've been trying to protect me, An inset living in your memory, Don't, blue jeans won't cut at the seams, Like you want them to. you've been trying to protect me, an insect living in your memory, don't, blue jeans work hard at the seams, or i'll play the guitar You've been trying to protect me, An inset living in your memory, Don't, blue jeans won't cut at the seams, Like you want them to.

Straight lines that cut through the scene like you wanted to, blue jeans. Soft loans that spent all last summer buying drinks for you, blue jeans. Left hand that crashed near your house in the ice and snow, blue jeans. A face outside sleeping pressed against the bay window, blue jeans. You've been trying to protect me, An inset living in your memory, Don't, blue jeans won't cut at the seams, Like you want them to. You don't need me to show the way now they're onto you, blue jeans. And I won't be phoning you today unless you want me to, blue jeans. You've been trying to protect me, An inset living in your memory, Don't, blue jeans won't cut at the seams, Like you want them to. You've been trying to protect me, An inset living in your memory, Don't, blue jeans won't cut at the seams, Like you want them to. You've been trying to protect me, An inset living in your memory, Don't, blue jeans won't cut at the seams, Like you want them to.

Trivia

• Some things in this flash are clickable, like the man with the spiral rainbow shirt. However, nothing happens when you click them.
• The Newgrounds screenshot specifically shows RIP Tony Danza.
• The mondegreen "Or I'll play the guitar" is a reference to Hyakugojyuuichi.