Earth Vs. Funk
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About
A diverse cast of singers wades through the huge number of mondegreens in this animutation, as Earth is faced by its greatest and vaguest threat ever - the forces of Funk. It involves a lot of dancing on stages, for some reason.
Cast
- Mrs. Garret
- Steven Tyler
- Patrick Renna
- Neil Cicierega
- Mighty Mouse
- Matthew Lesko
- Bob Vila
- George W. Bush
- Ronald McDonald
- Carrot Top
- Hong Kong Phooey
- Santa Claus
- Colin Mochrie
- Weird Al Yankovic
- Chuck E. Cheese
- Andrew Jackson
- Christopher Walken
- Aaron Ackerson
- Sam & Max
- Dave Foley (?)
- Cute Piggy
- Osama bin Laden
- Bob Saget
- Doctor Mankind
- Lando Calrissian
- Mr. Bean
- Jeannie
- Michael Jackson
- Moe Howard
- Spider Head Boy
- Anthony Hopkins
- Harry Potter
- Hulk Hogan
- Spirit, Stallion of the Cimarron
- Jon Stewart
- Alvin the Chipmunk (?)
- Jar Jar Binks
- Farchie Archie
- Dell guy
- Bilbo Baggins
- Yoda
- Macaulay Culkin
- Calvin and Hobbes
- Quaker Oats mascot
- Mario
- Happa-tai
- Buffo the Clown
- Bonzi Buddy
- Pringles logo
- Spider-Man
- Jambi the Genie
- George Lucas
- Wile E. Coyote
Transcript
Put a detailed description of the movie here. (fix me!)
Lyrics
| Fake Lyrics | Real Lyrics |
|---|---|
| Have a good yam key / And a crusty eye / See him | F-U-N-K-A-S-T-I-C |
| on the pot / Now you're funtastic | On the funk and fantastic |
| Have a good yam key / And a crusty eye / See him | F-U-N-K-A-S-T-I-C |
| on the pot / And you're funtastic | On the funk and fantastic |
| Funtastic abyss / Wahdee, Wahdee / What's mint chew? | Funkastic Beats Body, Body Rock nenjuu |
| Funtastic abyss / Wahdee, Wahdee / You stink | Funkastic Beats Body, Body Rock it |
| Funtastic abyss / Wahdee, Wahdee / Lost pink shoes | Funkastic Beats Body, Body Rock nenjuu |
| Funtastic abyss / Wahdee, Wahdee / You stink | Funkastic Beats Body, Body Rock it |
| Hi! / Chuck E. Cheese recoils down a tree / Poke out all his eyes / To Crunchi- | HAI chakuchi mikaitakuchi BOKE tto hiraita kuchi |
| -tize to the Funk House street / Boo | Hassuru "Funkastic!" (Woo) |
| Sound as a nickel in a funky sound | DANDIZUMU koeru FANKIZUMU |
| Gonna con Sam Sally / Who the yacket jars sing | Kono KONSENTO SAIN furiage chakushin |
| I'm — funny — Thank you / (Damn you!) | I'm Fine Thank You (And You) |
| Myer gotta more money / Compliment you | Maiagatta manma no kono renchuu |
| I — uh, hug — Andrew! / More soup! / It's just scared of | I'm Funk nenjuumukyuu de tsuzukeru |
| Walken in a poncho / Red kite / Sun shake I chew | Aku naki ABANCHUURU riku umi sora zensekaijuu |
| My money got you climbing on the web / Die Q! | Mata ni kake kon'ya mo VIP taiguu |
| Mazel tov, no rake, yow!! / Try get to honk ya | Mata ni TAFU na REEDAA TAAGETTO hakken |
| rrrrRAh! / yadda yadda yadda yatta YO — | Rock The Body, Body IRUMARI Say |
| Ride a shoe / I've got a cow full of mean | Like That Yo! Back kara Come Follow Me |
| high zest / You want get inside, Corno-B | HAISENSU niban te no saikou no Beats |
| Big. They're calling me Fine Kim, my shin | Big na kyou ni Funky MASHIN |
| I better not show / Dynamite Pig | HADE na AKUSHON to DAINAMAITO PIIKU |
| ONE!!! / She cuts Kotter / TWO!!! / You see my tail | (One) higashi kara (Two) nishi made |
| walkin' out / A MILLION!!! / How can I be | Wake naku (Three) hate made |
| Doctor Mankind? / Ray Pinash | Datte MEETAA BUREEKI nashi |
| Shake it down / Huh!!! | Break It Down (Down) |
| Takin' off / This ain't no day / I'll make you guys pay | Freaky na kaze ni notte kabe kudaite |
| I'm going side hay / Gnome cafe play-dough | Ame ha saite mou agatte yuke (YO!) |
| Ear / That's one knee for Lando | (IRU) futatsu no kuni BURENDO |
| Gee, Connie needs her eyes for ham cake clothes | Shikkari mite na sora ni Take Off |
| OPEN ZA FENCE-AH / CAN'T UNDERSTAND-AH | Open The Funk saa, kantan da Stand Up! |
| FREE KENNY DUDE / FUNTASTIC FUNK | FURIIKII ni ikiru FANTASUTIKKU Funk |
| OPEN ZA FENCE-AH / CAN'T UNDERSTAND-AH | Open The Funk saa, kantan da Stand Up! |
| FWEEKINI DOO / HALLELUJA | FURIIKII ni ikiru HARERUYA |
| blahdddddddddddddddddee / Ja-ja-ja-jam | DORAMUROORU JAJAJAJA~N |
| Oh the sunny car / Anthony in a vase / Somewhere God | ORE-sama ga ENTORII sanban da |
| Choweek a'ight sook I know / Funkastic | Chou yukai tsuukai na Funkastic |
| be S-Y-what? / Through my head I gotta know MC | PSY ha? umarenagara no MC |
| He dotty penny rolls MIC / (aye, yeahhh) | Hidarite ni motsu MIC (Hey Yeah) |
| Me dare if they funky / But Joncho hockey day / Yay | Migite agete "Funky!" mochiron chou honki de ie |
| Hanat-ay / Dooie sanat-ay / Can I cut-ay / Wallet tape | Iihanatte tokihanatte karakatte waratte |
| Joy jeeer, took a net / And toss it out there | Oichi itoko zenbu kassaratte |
| Beedy eyes fly / bye bye bye bye bye bye (hi hi hi hi) | Psy Bye, Bye, Bye, Bye, Bye, Bye |
| Missile cuts no cold / Little cocktail like a toe | Misokkasu no ko rettoukan sutete obaka darou? |
| I see money now mom's a comb | Atsumari na MAZAKON |
| Luxu-rah-ry, I'll risk Bob anyday (Go) | RAGUJUARII RS HAAREMU he (Go) |
| Let's go / She must | ESUKOOTO shimasu |
| give me the wondo gumondo / Bronco | Kimi no fuan to fuman to BURANKU wo |
| Guess you need each to ponko | Uchikeshi ni shita FANKU wo |
| Joe row moon sadooshta- | Choroi mon sa dou shita? |
| -soo / Thought I got the oboe but I missed / Say "Ah tay!!" | Suppadaka de otakara miseatte |
| Hoochie / Koochie / Rah rah rahhh | HOOCHIE COOCHIE RARARAA |
| Funkasticoonamada | FANKASUTIKKOO ikidashi |
| whaackathung / In a srahboorah | Obaka-san he no TSUAAPURAN |
| Get cold in a jet, touch a frog | Kekkou ORE no JETTO ja fuan? |
| Kono FANKASUTIKO no FIIRINGU wo PUREZENTO | Kono FANKASUTIKO no FIIRINGU wo PUREZENTO |
| Obakado SUSUME marudashi de susume | Obakado SUSUME marudashi de susume |
| Minami kara nishi kara higashi kara kita mo | Minami kara nishi kara higashi kara kita mo |
| WAARUDOWAIDO kyoutsuu kono FIIRINGU wo PUREZENTO | WAARUDOWAIDO kyoutsuu kono FIIRINGU wo PUREZENTO |
| Ohh!! / Watermelon ticker / Count all the butt on boat / Come here and hear | Atamanjuu kantan na PATAAN bakka meguri |
| a goodoo / It's and I gotta do! | Meguru tsunagaru RUUPU |
| Hot tickets dance / So we're ready now we're | "HA-!" to kizukazu SABURIMINARU |
| kids / In the walk / Paw my room, I may knee ow | Beats no wa hamaru HAME ni naru |
| Knock knock / (Who is it??) | Knock-Knock (Who Is It?) |
| Osama / The pot! / To my ear I guarantee / Za | Asa made PAATI moriageru Mr. |
| Mister Funkastic / Z-U / Totally male sheep too! | Mr. Funkastic jiyuu to yume wo shikyuu |
| Zucchini show / Mentally calf / Can I see poo | Chikyuujou megake fuke yo shinfuu |
| Oh dear on I on | OODEI OONAIRON |
| yet I say horsey yeah! / (Like money) | Yarai Say Ho! (Make Money) |
| Sorry to rap, but oh please? | Saredo Love & Peace |
| It's! (It's!) / Why! (Why!) / The! (The!) / Show! (Show!) | It's (It's) Like (Like) This (This) Yo (Yo)! |
| Shouldn't say / Pin a monster to feet | Shinseiki no MASUTAA na PIISU |
| Jim Moonie mini barbecue, die die / It's another you / Yo! | Jinrui mina BAKA kyoudai daichi tsunagaru yo! |
| No! Pot! No! Right! / HEY!! / It's! (It's!) / Why! (Why!) / The! (The!) / Show! (Show!) | No Funk No Life (Hey) It's (It's) Like (Like) That (That) Yo (Yo)! |
| Can we pawn, ka stinky, oh right | Kono Funkastic OORAI? |
| OPEN ZA FENCE-AH / CAN'T UNDERSTAND-AH | Open The Funk saa, kantan da Stand Up! |
| FREEKEE NEEKEE / FUNTASTIC FUNK | FURIIKII ni ikiru Fantastic Funk |
| OPEN ZA FENCE-AH / CAN'T UNDERSTAND-AH | Open The Funk saa, kantan da Stand Up! |
| FREAK IN A SUIT / HA LA LOO YA! | FURIIKII ni ikiru HARERUYA |
Audio Details
The song, "FUNKASTIC" by Rip Slyme, was very popular in Japan, reachin #2 on the national charts. Rip Slyme's music is popular with (f)animutations because of how unintelligible it is to a non-Japanese speaker, and thereby how easy it is to construct mondegreens therefrom.
Trivia
- Continue playing the movie at the end and you'll see an image of Wile E. Coyote holding up a sign that says "Stop in the name of humanity".
- "When Mrs. Garret pops up with a cigar in her mouth, there's a small secret message in the bottom right corner. If you zoom in on it, it reads 'i need a hug'." (from Earth Vs. Funk GUIDE)
- "Click on circle for secret!!!!! Of course, nothing happens when you click on it. A chilling symbology if there ever was one." (from Earth Vs. Funk GUIDE)
- "When Mr. Bean pops up in front of Spider Head Boy, there is another secret message in his hair. Zoom in and it reads, 'this is baby luigi, he's as fun as a sgueegee! (sic)'" (from Earth Vs. Funk GUIDE)
- "Zoom in to Bob Saget's shoulder. The text reads, 'if you look had (sic) enough, you can find secret messages!' What is it with me and mispelling secret messages??" (from Earth Vs. Funk GUIDE)
- "If you zoom in right under the "old fashioned" sign on the Quaker Oats guy, there's this message: 'MY DADD'YS (sic) NAME IS PHILLIP. HE'S A LAWYER'. It's a quote from my live action directorial debut, "Billy Triumphs Over Evil", available on www.eviltrailmix.com" (from Earth Vs. Funk GUIDE)
