Eat My Balls

Eat My Balls
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Author: unknown Release Date: unknown ▾ File Size: 1.56 MB Duration: 4:14 Complexity: unrated Animutatedness: C Star(s): balls
Audio Info
MADONNA ATE MY BALLS!!! Artist: Dave Lasher Album: Genre: Novelty Language: English ▾

Cast

• John F. Kennedy
• crowd of people
• Everquest troll
• Jacques Cousteau
• Jennifer Aniston
• Madonna
• Princess Diana
• Kenny McCormick
• Colonel Sanders
• Barney the Dinosaur
• Dion
• Jessica Alba
• Christina Aguilera
• Abraham Lincoln
• Jefferson Davis
• Stephen Hawking
• Howard Stern
• strippers?
• Jewel
• Cheech and Chong
• Robert Downey, Jr.
• Taylor Hanson
• Gwen Stefani
• Ally McBeal
• Pope John Paul II
• masses
• Backstreet Boys
• John Wayne Gacy
• Mahatma Gandhi
• Richard Nixon
• Elvis Presley
• Drew Barrymore
• Kid Rock
• Ozzy Osbourne
• Britney Spears
• Jerri Manthey
• Rosie O'Donnell
• Jennifer Lopez
• P. Diddy

Notable Props

• balls
• KFC bucket
• marijuana
• tent

Lyrics

President Kennedy ate my balls
Upon the grassy knoll
In Everquest, my balls were chomped on
By a nasty troll
Jacques Cousteau, he ate my balls
I wound up with the bends
Jennifer Aniston ate my balls
But now we're only friends

[Refrain]
Eat my balls, balls, balls, balls, balls
Eat my balls, balls, balls, bah-alls, balls
Eat my ba-oo-aa-oo-aa-ah-alls
Eat my balls, balls, balls, bah-alls, balls

Madonna ate my balls last night
She's nothing like a virgin
And Princess Di consumed my balls
With very little urgin'
The South Park kids all ate my balls
But Kenny choked and died
The Colonel sampled both my balls
He liked them better fried

[Refrain]

When Barney the Dinosaur ate my balls
They turned all purple and blue
And Dion somehow ate my balls
While singing "Runaround Sue"
When Jessica Alba ate my balls
I could not move my legs
Miss Aguilera might get some
But only if she begs

[Refrain]

I've had my balls munched in the North
They loved them in the South
When Stephen Hawking ate my balls, he said,
"Get them out of my mouth"
When Howard Stern snacked on my balls
Them strippers joined the fun
And after Jewel attacked my balls
She yodeled, "You're the one!"

[Refrain]

Cheech and Chong, oh, ate my balls
While weighing bags of pot
And Robert Downey ate my balls
Got busted on the spot
Gwen Stefani ate my balls
She was a pro, no doubt
Calista Flockhart ate my balls
And barfed 'em right back out

[Refrain]

Pope Paul broke my balls apart
And fed them to the masses
But when the Backstreet Boys stopped by
He kicked them in their asses
John Wayne Gacy ate my balls
I felt I'd been molested
But Gandhi wouldn't touch my balls
He peacefully protested

[Refrain]

Richard Nixon ate my balls
But he was just a liar
Drew Barrymore had balls for lunch
The whole place caught on fire!
I can't remember Kid Rock's turn
We both were just so plowed
Ozzy bit my balls right off
And spit them out in the crowd!

[Refrain]

Britney gobbled up my balls
She's not that innocent
And Jerri from 'Survivor' ate them
In a makeshift tent
When Rosie came by with that look
I found the strength to run
When Jennifer Lopez ate my balls
Puff Daddy pulled a gun!

[Refrain]

Trivia

• The part where it says that Ozzy Osbourne bit the singer's balls off and spit them at the crowd is a reference to Osbourne's controversial act of biting the head off a live bat at a concert.

External Links

• Eat My Balls at archive.org