Kiss My Assets

Kiss My Assets
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Information
Author: Lord Zeebmork ▾ Release Date: April 1, 2007 ▾ File Size: unknown Duration: unknown Complexity: unrated Animutatedness: unrated Star(s): fat guy
Audio Info
Universal Dance Artist: Laugh and Peace Album: Vib Ribbon Genre: Dance Language: English ▾

Cast

• fat guy?
• Processing logo
• anime character?
• Ronald McDonald
• one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
• bunny?
• Eater of Poops
• Mike.JPG
• guy with iPod?
• Duckworm
• Jack Thompson
• All Your Base error message
• Pope John Paul II with a messed-up color palette?
• Photoshopped cigarette box
• mutilated George W. Bush
• ASCII character table
• The Pee And Poo Game banner
• John McCain
• beer store
• Ignignokt?

Lyrics

You can love, baby; it's gonna be happy
You can give a friend reason so don't stop
Don't stop; don't stop; it's gonna be crazy
You can give a friend rhythm so don't stop
Some day, every day
Everything, anything, anywhere
We're having fun

Audio Details

• The music is from Wonchop's part of the Lock Legion's "Seizure Collab 3".
• The music is sped up from the original song.
• The music is from the game Vib Ribbon.

Trivia

• The message in the title bar is randomized. The possible titles and their origins are:
  • God bless space (one of the original messages in the Javascript code stolen from an archive.org'ed version of DrunkMagikoopa's site)
  • I stole this title generator from drunk magikoopa who stole it from the javascript source who stole it from your butt
  • Oh noes the ejsyyjrs are coming (reference to Attack of Ejsyyjr!!)
  • Look at the manitee! He can't spell! And neither can I! LOLOL! (reference to Why to the solid square)
  • THIS... IS... SPUGAGFAAAAAAAAAAAJHOKSKHKAJE (reference to the SPARTAAA YTMND fad and SPUGAGFAJKAHGOJSKAGSKE)
  • George Broussard is your master
  • The highest resolution of any mode was 640×200, and the highest color depth supported was 4-bit (16 colors). (describes the CGA graphics card)
  • IMPORTANT TITLE! (reference to Antimatter Cheeseburger)
  • "The spork is an ancient deadly weapon.
  • Kiss my shiny metal asdf. (Futurama reference)
  • YOU WIN THE SECRET NUMBER. 061287 IS THE SECRET NUMBER. USE IT WISELY. (one of the original messages in the code)
  • (>0<) (a crude ASCII Goatse Man)
  • WIRE PIE WIRE PIE (reference to an animutation that Lord Zeebmork has been planning to make for ages, "WIRE PIE" is part of the fake lyrics)
  • Schknarfel! (reference to Uncut!)
  • This movie brought to you by the letters 1 and #, and the number Cock.
  • SHOOP DA WHOOP! (4chan meme)
  • 16161616161616161
  • (BOT - rv Special:Contributions/User:Cyde (talk) to last bersion by Antandrus. Fuck you Cyde, I'm not done here!) (from Wikipedia)
  • PunchingGrandmothers,RapingNunsANDLitteringAreAllWRONG (from a Wikipedia debate about usernames)
  • Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue... (from Wikipedia's BJAODN archive)
  • fgsfds (4chan meme)
  • Moozilla Firefox
  • Internet Explorer is for n00bs
  • 1 4|23 +3|-| 1337
  • ゴジラ が菩薩によって及び7 つの上昇されたマスターは戦っている
  • THIS ARTICLE IS COUNTERREVOLUTIONARY AGITPROP. READING THE BELOW TEXT CONSTITUTES AN ACT OF CRIMETHINK. CRIMETHINKERS WILL BE SENT TO GULAG. (from Wikipedia's BJAODN archive)
  • I rule the world! Vote for me or else I'll steal US$250,000 from Wrigley's! (by Tommy Wimmer, from Wikipedia's BJAODN archive)
  • Donate to the Emperor Tommy Wimmer needs US$250,000.00 to destroy Chicago Fund!
  • Darth Maul is gay
  • People were scare d of kking Terror becauswe of his name. But then he murdered them. (from Wikipedia's BJAODN archive)
  • I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off! (from Wikipedia's BJAODN archive)
  • Vacuums, whores, and the Playstation 3. What do they have in common?
  • GEH FICK DEIN MUTTER! (German for "go f**k your mother")
  • BLITZKRIEG!
  • The United States is historically remarkable for being the first nation with obese poor people. (from Wikipedia's BJAODN archive)
  • I says fork a lot (reference to Fuck hollywood and I says forked.)
  • Sir! You think I can study six BILLION people? (from Wikipedia's BJAODN archive)
  • Science Science Fnord Fnord Fnord
  • BABIES IN JARS! BABIES IN JARS!
  • Fetus porn? (from 4chan)
  • my roflcopter goes nrrrrr nrrrrr nrrrrr nrrrrr
  • tlhIngan Hol (Klingon for "Klongon language")
  • Lunar proctologist (from Wikipedia's BJAODN archive)
  • Chocolate can cause the shits if you eat large quantities. (from Wikipedia's BJAODN archive)
  • Chococlate is best served melted on a member of the opposite sex. (from Wikipedia's BJAODN archive)
  • Best results if done naked.
  • HOLY DEMON ROBOT
  • assassination: When you shoot someone in the butt twice
  • can you balance a egg on your foot?? (from Wikipedia's BJAODN archive)
  • Mr. Hussein needs to be Monkeyfied. (from Wikipedia's BJAODN archive)
  • This is the fiftieth freaking bloody message poop.
  • AN AREA OF DISTURBED WEATHER IS BEGINNING TO SHOW SIGNS OF ORGANIZATION HOLY SH*T WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE (from Wikipedia's BJAODN archive)