Life is Like a Mop

Life is Like a Mop
Good question, Hank
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Information
Author: Neil Cicierega ▾ Release Date: February 2, 2002 ▾ File Size: 1.85 MB Duration: 3:13 Complexity: unrated Animutatedness: unrated Star(s): Hank Hill, Dave Foley
Audio Info
Pokemon Sandwich Artist: Suzukisan Album: Raibaru! Genre: Language: Japanese ▾

About

Join Aaron Ackerson, Dancing Hitler, and the hideous jabbering head of Hank Hill (among other kooky characters) for a few rounds of nobody's favorite video-game-franchise-based word game: Pokemon Sandwich!

Cast

• Colin Mochrie
• Dave Foley
• Carrot Top
• Bill and Ted
• Hank Hill
• Stanley Spudowski
• Dancing Pickle
• Hobbes
• Dancing Adolf Hitler
• Darrin Henson
• Aaron Ackerson
• Tim Curry
• Mike Tyson
• Walrus
• Richard Simmons
• Squidward
• Count Fangula
• Ronald McDonald
• Stan
• Statue of Abraham Lincoln
• Frodo
• Weird Al Yankovic
• Mario
• Barry
• Large Marge
• Evil Monkey
• Elvis Presley
• Mars
• Matty
• Little Richard
• Undertaker
• Baby Huey

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics

Real Lyrics

Pokemon no namae~... Wo daitai oboetara Kondo wa Pokemon Sandwich de asobou ka! Ruuru wa kantan Doko demo dekiru Moratte hasande watasu dake! Taratta-ta-ri-ra Ta-ri-ra-ri-ra-ri-ra Tatta-ra-ta-ri-ra Pokemon Sandwich Itchy - Knee - Sun - Sheep - Dough (Hoo!) Pikachu Kairyuu Pikachu Hey! Hasamimasho? Kairyuu Kyatapii Kairyuu Hey! Hasamimasho? Kyatapii Goosuto Kyatapii Hey! Hasamimasho? Goosuto Utsubotto Goosuto Hey! Hasamimasho? Taratta-ta-ri-ra Ta-ri-ra-ri-ra-ri-ra Tatta-ra-ta-ri-ra Pokemon Sandwich Ichi - Ni - San - Sheep - Dough (Hoo!) Garaara Gyaradosu Garaara Hey! Hasamimasho? Gyaradosu Dogaasu Gyaradosu Hey! Hasamimasho? Dogaasu Hitokage Dogaasu Hey! Hasamimasho? Hitokage Okorizaru Hitokage Hey! Hasamimasho? Okorizaru Purin Okorizaru Hey! Hasamimasho? Purin Myuutsuu Purin Hey! Hasamimasho? Myuutsuu Kabigon Myuutsuu Hey! Hasamimasho? Kabigon Gyaradosu Kabigon Hey! Hasamimasho? Pokemon no namae~ ...Wo daitai oboetara Kondo wa Pokemon Sandwich de asobou ze! Ruuru wa kantan Tada de asoberu The Water Soup Donkey! Pokemon no namae~ ...Wo daitai oboetara Kondo wa Pokemon sando de asobou yo! Ruuru wa kantan Dougu nanka iranai Life is like a mop!

Pokemon no namae~... Wo daitai oboetara Kondo wa Pokemon sando de asobou ka! Ruuru wa kantan Doko demo dekiru Moratte hasande watasu dake! Taratta-ta-ri-ra Ta-ri-ra-ri-ra-ri-ra Tatta-ra-ta-ri-ra Pokemon Sando Ichi - Ni - San - Shii - Go (Ho!) Pikachu Kairyuu Pikachu Hey! Hasamimasho! Kairyuu Kyatapii Kairyuu Hey! Hasamimasho! Kyatapii Goosuto Kyatapii Hey! Hasamimasho! Goosuto Utsubotto Goosuto Hey! Hasamimasho! Taratta-ta-ri-ra Ta-ri-ra-ri-ra-ri-ra Tatta-ra-ta-ri-ra Pokemon sando Ichi - Ni - San - Shii - Go (Ho!) Garaara Gyaradosu Garaara Hey! Hasamimasho? Gyaradosu Dogaasu Gyaradosu Hey! Hasamimasho? Dogaasu Hitokage Dogaasu Hey! Hasamimasho? Hitokage Okorizaru Hitokage Hey! Hasamimasho? Okorizaru Purin Okorizaru Hey! Hasamimasho? Purin Myuutsuu Purin Hey! Hasamimasho? Myuutsuu Kabigon Myuutsuu Hey! Hasamimasho? Kabigon Gyaradosu Kabigon Hey! Hasamimasho? Pokemon no namae~ ...Wo daitai oboetara Kondo wa Pokemon sando de asobou ze! Ruuru wa kantan Tada de asoberu Moratte hasande watasu dake! Pokemon no namae~ ...Wo daitai oboetara Kondo wa Pokemon sando de asobou yo! Ruuru wa kantan Dougu nanka iranai Moratte hasande watasu dake!

Trivia

• This animutation is named for a scene from Weird Al Yankovic's movie UHF, where janitor Stanley Spudowski is made a kids' show host, and gives an inspirational speech where he says "Life is like a mop".
• Messages given by the freaked-out walrus, in order of appearance:
  • I love you.
  • Gods damn it!
  • One mint per customer ONLY!
  • This is probably the best button to press.
  • Gaze!
  • Wahoo! Weehee
  • Do the Pookie Doo
  • Hey! That guitarist is obscu ("ring the text" is at the end, but you can't see it. Load the .swf in Flash MX and press Ctrl + L to see the rest of the text in a window.)
  • So easy, no wonder it's Number A!
  • Never get the words "Life insurance" and "diarrhea" mixed up.
  • Huh?
  • Uh, what's going on...?
  • I'm scared!!!
  • HELP!!!!
• The phrase "Wooden Eel" is a reference to the "Space Ghost: Coast to Coast" episode "Flipmode". At the beginning of the episode, Space Ghost is playing Submarine Captain and his ship is "attacked" by "wooden eels" (a stack of wood planks).
• "Enuresis" (a word that pops up in the animutation frequently), for the curious, is the scientific term for bedwetting.
• At the end, keep waiting until Aaron Ackerson pops out again. Then stuff will happen.
  • After Mario falls down, click on him as quickly as you can to reveal secret text! Click on the triangle for more text. Keep clicking 'til it says "AAAH! You win!" (117 clicks total), then click once more to watch the animutation again.
• Progress Indicator Ornament: Dancing Pickle

External Links

• Life is Like a Mop on Neil Cicierega's Site