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<b>Must bow!<br> | <b>Must bow!<br> | ||
| − | Then look behind me | + | Then look behind me Spoil<br> |
| − | Spoil<br> | ||
Two men are spoiled them boys<br> | Two men are spoiled them boys<br> | ||
Might be the size?<br> | Might be the size?<br> | ||
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Moscow!<br> | Moscow!<br> | ||
Dock there be here again<br> | Dock there be here again<br> | ||
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Indian Surprise | Indian Surprise | ||
| − | Muzak in Hay Hay Hay let's be Blazin'!<br> | + | Muzak in Hay Hay Hay let's be Blazin'!</b><i> (hey hey)</i><br> |
| − | Natasha ha ha ha let discern!<br> | + | <b>Natasha ha ha ha let discern!</b> <i>(ha ha)</i><br> |
| − | Karate hey hey hey up the Slayven!<br> | + | <b>Karate hey hey hey up the Slayven!</b> <i>(hey hey)</i><br> |
| − | Compton boo get it hay through the hole! | + | <b>Compton boo get it hay through the hole!</b> <i>(hey hey hey hey)</i> |
| − | Moscow Moscow<br> | + | <b>Moscow Moscow<br> |
Here we see a landing van!<br> | Here we see a landing van!<br> | ||
| − | Host now lists a Shirtistan? | + | Host now lists a Shirtistan?</b><br> |
| − | </b><br> | + | Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay!<br> |
| − | Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay! | ||
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<b>Moscow Moscow<br> | <b>Moscow Moscow<br> | ||
Dynasty la it's a bus!<br> | Dynasty la it's a bus!<br> | ||
NASCAR is the type of lose!</b><br> | NASCAR is the type of lose!</b><br> | ||
| − | + | <i>Ha ha ha ha ha!</i> Hay!<br> | |
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<b>Moscow Moscow<br> | <b>Moscow Moscow<br> | ||
Please Respect the Caviar<br> | Please Respect the Caviar<br> | ||
Mage events of this and thou!</b><br> | Mage events of this and thou!</b><br> | ||
| − | Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay! | + | Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay!<br> |
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<b>Moscow Moscow<br> | <b>Moscow Moscow<br> | ||
Come and dance and often fish!<br> | Come and dance and often fish!<br> | ||
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Those who are young in height<br> | Those who are young in height<br> | ||
Spiegel it's quite all right<br> | Spiegel it's quite all right<br> | ||
| − | Who'd be a spoon?</b> | + | Who'd be a spoon?</b><br> |
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<b>Moscow!<br> | <b>Moscow!<br> | ||
Then I'm a ceiling fan!<br> | Then I'm a ceiling fan!<br> | ||
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Hi speedy goon!</b> | Hi speedy goon!</b> | ||
| − | Prozac in Hay Hay Hay let's be blazin'!<br> | + | Prozac in Hay Hay Hay let's be blazin'! <i>(hey hey)</i><br> |
| − | Natasha Ha Ha Ha let discern!<br> | + | Natasha Ha Ha Ha let discern! <i>(ha ha)</i><br> |
| − | Karate hay hay I don't believe it!<br> | + | Karate hay hay I don't believe it! <i>(hey hey)</i><br> |
| − | Compton boo take it straight through the hole! | + | Compton boo take it straight through the hole! <i>(hey hey hey hey)</i> |
Moscow Moscow!<br> | Moscow Moscow!<br> | ||
Here we see a landing van!<br> | Here we see a landing van!<br> | ||
Host now lists a Shirtistan?<br> | Host now lists a Shirtistan?<br> | ||
| − | Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay! | + | Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay!<br> |
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Moscow Moscow<br> | Moscow Moscow<br> | ||
Dynasty la it's a bus!<br> | Dynasty la it's a bus!<br> | ||
NASCAR is the type of lose!<br> | NASCAR is the type of lose!<br> | ||
| − | Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay! | + | Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay!<br> |
| + | Moscow, <i>lalalalalala, lalalalala,</i><br> | ||
| + | ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hey!<br> | ||
| + | Moscow, (Moscow,)<i> lalalalalala lalalalalala,<br> | ||
| + | ha ha ha ha ha!</i> | ||
<b>Cthulhu ftagn<br> | <b>Cthulhu ftagn<br> | ||
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What could make my fooler kite?<br> | What could make my fooler kite?<br> | ||
Dust bunnies at Yatta height</b><br> | Dust bunnies at Yatta height</b><br> | ||
| − | Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay! | + | Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay!<br> |
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<b>Moscow Moscow<br> | <b>Moscow Moscow<br> | ||
Beijing in the Gaza Strip<br> | Beijing in the Gaza Strip<br> | ||
Drunken in the Islam pit</b><br> | Drunken in the Islam pit</b><br> | ||
| − | Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay | + | Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay!<br> |
| − | + | Moscow! Moscow!<br> | |
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| − | Moscow!<br> | ||
<b>Moscow!<br> | <b>Moscow!<br> | ||
I learned a new surprise<br> | I learned a new surprise<br> | ||
In a lot of french fries<br> | In a lot of french fries<br> | ||
| − | This uno dog!</b> | + | This uno dog!</b><br> |
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<b>Moscow!<br> | <b>Moscow!<br> | ||
Dine has to sacrifice!<br> | Dine has to sacrifice!<br> | ||
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He needs his shots</b> | He needs his shots</b> | ||
| − | Prozac in Hay Hay Hay let's be blazin'!<br> | + | Prozac in Hay Hay Hay let's be blazin'! <i>(hey hey)</i><br> |
| − | Natasha Ha Ha Ha let discern!<br> | + | Natasha Ha Ha Ha let discern! <i>(ha ha)</i><br> |
| − | Karate Hay Hay I don't believe it!<br> | + | Karate Hay Hay I don't believe it! <i>(hey hey)</i><br> |
| − | Compton boo get it hay through the hole!<br> | + | Compton boo get it hay through the hole! <i>(hey hey hey hey)</i><br> |
Moscow Moscow<br> | Moscow Moscow<br> | ||
Here we see a landing van!<br> | Here we see a landing van!<br> | ||
Host now lists a Shirtistan?<br> | Host now lists a Shirtistan?<br> | ||
| − | Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay! | + | Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay!<br> |
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Moscow Moscow<br> | Moscow Moscow<br> | ||
Dynasty la it's a bus!<br> | Dynasty la it's a bus!<br> | ||
NASCAR is the type of lose<br> | NASCAR is the type of lose<br> | ||
| − | + | Ha ha ha ha ha! Hay!<br> | |
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<b>Moscow Moscow<br> | <b>Moscow Moscow<br> | ||
Please respect the caviar<br> | Please respect the caviar<br> | ||
Benjamin's armpits and car</b><br> | Benjamin's armpits and car</b><br> | ||
Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay! | Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay! | ||
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<b>Moscow Moscow<br> | <b>Moscow Moscow<br> | ||
Come and dance and often fish!<br> | Come and dance and often fish!<br> | ||
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Moskau<br> | Moskau<br> | ||
| − | + | fremd und geheimnisvoll,<br> | |
| − | Türme aus rotem Gold<br> | + | Türme aus rotem Gold,<br> |
| − | + | kalt wie das Eis.<br> | |
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Moskau<br> | Moskau<br> | ||
| − | + | doch wer dich wirklich kennt,<br> | |
| − | + | der weiß, ein Feuer brennt<br> | |
| − | + | in dir so heiß. | |
| − | Kosaken hey hey | + | Kosaken, hey, hey, hebt die Gläser! (hey hey)<br> |
| − | Natascha ha ha ha du bist schön<br> | + | Natascha, ha, ha, ha, du bist schön! (ha ha)<br> |
| − | Towarisch hey hey hey auf das Leben<br> | + | Towarisch, hey, hey, hey, auf das Leben! (hey hey)<br> |
| − | Auf | + | Auf dein Wohl, Bruder, hey Bruder ho! (hey hey hey hey) |
Moskau, Moskau<br> | Moskau, Moskau<br> | ||
| − | + | wirf die Gläser an die Wand,<br> | |
| − | Russland ist ein schönes Land<br> | + | Russland ist ein schönes Land,<br> |
| − | + | ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hey!<br> | |
| − | + | Moskau, Moskau,<br> | |
| + | deine Seele ist so groß,<br> | ||
| + | nachts da ist der Teufel los,<br> | ||
| + | ha, ha, ha, ha ,ha! Hey!<br> | ||
| + | Moskau, Moskau,<br> | ||
| + | Liebe schmeckt wie Kaviar,<br> | ||
| + | Mädchen sind zum Küssen da,<br> | ||
| + | ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hey!<br> | ||
Moskau, Moskau<br> | Moskau, Moskau<br> | ||
| − | + | komm wir tanzen auf dem Tisch,<br> | |
| − | + | bis der Tisch zusammenbricht,<br> | |
| − | + | ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! | |
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Moskau<br> | Moskau<br> | ||
| − | Tor zur Vergangenheit<br> | + | Tor zur Vergangenheit,<br> |
| − | Spiegel der Zarenzeit<br> | + | Spiegel der Zarenzeit,<br> |
| − | Rot wie das Blut | + | Rot wie das Blut.<br> |
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Moskau<br> | Moskau<br> | ||
| − | Wer deine Seele kennt<br> | + | Wer deine Seele kennt,<br> |
| − | + | der weiß die Liebe brennt<br> | |
| − | + | heiß wie die Glut. | |
| − | Kosaken hey hey | + | Kosaken, hey, hey, hebt die Gläser! (hey hey)<br> |
| − | Natascha ha ha ha du bist schön<br> | + | Natascha, ha, ha, ha, du bist schön! (ha ha)<br> |
| − | Towarisch hey hey hey auf die Liebe<br> | + | Towarisch, hey, hey, hey, auf die Liebe! (hey hey)<br> |
| − | Auf | + | Auf dein Wohl, Mädchen, he Mädchen ho! (hey hey hey hey) |
Moskau, Moskau<br> | Moskau, Moskau<br> | ||
| − | + | wirf die Gläser an die Wand,<br> | |
| − | Russland ist ein schönes Land<br> | + | Russland ist ein schönes Land,<br> |
| − | + | ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hey!<br> | |
| + | Moskau, Moskau,<br> | ||
| + | deine Seele ist so groß,<br> | ||
| + | nachts da ist der Teufel los,<br> | ||
| + | ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Hey!<br> | ||
| + | Moskau, lalalalalala, lalalalala,<br> | ||
| + | ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hey!<br> | ||
| + | Moskau, (Moskau,) lalalalalala lalalalalala,<br> | ||
| + | ha ha ha ha ha! | ||
| + | |||
| + | An den kalten Tagen,<br> | ||
| + | wenn die Luft klirrt vor Kälte<br> | ||
| + | die Straßen und Plätze leer sind,<br> | ||
| + | wenn der Kreml vom Raureif bedeckt ist<br> | ||
| + | und das Morgenrot friert,<br> | ||
| + | da scheint Moskau zu schlafen.<br> | ||
| + | Doch in der Nacht da klirren die Gläser,<br> | ||
| + | da fließt der Krimsekt in Strömen,<br> | ||
| + | da wird getanzt, gelacht und geliebt! Moskau lebt!! | ||
| − | Moskau, Moskau<br> | + | Moskau, Moskau,<br> |
| − | + | Moskau, Moskau,<br> | |
| − | + | Wodka trinkt man pur und kalt,<br> | |
| − | + | das macht hundert Jahre alt,<br> | |
| + | ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hey!<br> | ||
| + | Moskau, Moskau,<br> | ||
| + | Väterchen, dein Glas ist leer,<br> | ||
| + | doch im Keller ist noch mehr,<br> | ||
| + | ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!<br> | ||
| + | Moskau, Moskau, | ||
Moskau<br> | Moskau<br> | ||
| − | + | Alt und doch jung zugleich,<br> | |
| − | + | In aller Ewigkeit<br> | |
| − | Moskau | + | Stehst du noch da.<br> |
| − | + | Moskau<br> | |
| − | + | Dein Herz schlägt stark und weit.<br> | |
| − | + | Es schlägt für reich und arm<br> | |
| + | In dieser Stadt. | ||
| − | + | Kosaken, hey, hey, hebt die Gläser! (hey hey)<br> | |
| − | + | Natascha, ha, ha, ha, du bist schön! (ha ha)<br> | |
| − | + | Towarisch, hey, hey, hey, auf die Liebe! (hey hey)<br> | |
| − | + | Auf dein Wohl Bruder, he Bruder ho! (hey hey hey hey) | |
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| − | Liebe | ||
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| + | Moskau, Moskau,<br> | ||
| + | Wirf die Gläser an die Wand,<br> | ||
| + | Russland ist ein schönes Land,<br> | ||
| + | Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hey!<br> | ||
| + | Moskau, Moskau,<br> | ||
| + | Deine Seele ist so groß,<br> | ||
| + | Nachts da ist der Teufel los,<br> | ||
| + | Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Hey!<br> | ||
| + | Moskau, Moskau,<br> | ||
| + | Liebe schmeckt wie Kaviar,<br> | ||
| + | Mädchen sind zum Küssen da,<br> | ||
| + | Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hey!<br> | ||
Moskau, Moskau<br> | Moskau, Moskau<br> | ||
| − | Komm wir tanzen auf dem Tisch<br> | + | Komm wir tanzen auf dem Tisch,<br> |
| − | Bis der Tisch zusammenbricht<br> | + | Bis der Tisch zusammenbricht,<br> |
| − | Ha ha ha ha ha | + | Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Hey! |
</td> | </td> | ||
</tr> | </tr> | ||
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About
In the year 1974, something happened in Moscow, Russia, that the government doesn't want you to know about. Now, the truth is out! With this exclusive footage you can learn what really went down! It involves a lot of dancing, singing, and.... fishing.
The Singing Goths also preform live in concert, reuniuted for the first time since their infamous cake concert.
Cast
- Jay Jay the Jet Plane and Colin Mochrie (on preloader graphic)
- The Singing Goths
- Ryan Stiles
- Colin Mochrie
- Bert
- Osama bin Laden
- Dopefish
- Mario
- Alex Chiu
- Santa Claus
- Cookie Monster
- iPod Ad Dancer
- Saddam Hussein
- HappaTai
- Cat with Gun
- Natasha
- Pope John Paul II
- Zoidberg
- Bender
- Dragon?
- Dschingis Khan
- Matthew Lesko
- Philip J. Fry
- Black Mage
Props
- Shirtizan
- Hay
- Bus
- NASCAR Race Car
- Fishing Line
- Celing Fan
Lyrics
| Fake Lyrics | Real Lyrics |
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Must bow! Muzak in Hay Hay Hay let's be Blazin'! (hey hey) Moscow Moscow Moscow! Prozac in Hay Hay Hay let's be blazin'! (hey hey) Moscow Moscow! Cthulhu ftagn MOSCOW! MOSCOW! Moscow! Prozac in Hay Hay Hay let's be blazin'! (hey hey) Moscow Moscow |
Moskau Kosaken, hey, hey, hebt die Gläser! (hey hey) Moskau, Moskau Moskau Kosaken, hey, hey, hebt die Gläser! (hey hey) Moskau, Moskau An den kalten Tagen, Moskau, Moskau, Moskau Kosaken, hey, hey, hebt die Gläser! (hey hey) Moskau, Moskau, |
Audio Details
Put detailed information about the soundtrack(s) here. The artist and title can go in the little information box at the top, but any other information, such as artist links or downloads, can go here.
Trivia
- Put a list of fun facts about the movie
- Hidden tracks, single-frame subliminal messages, etc.
- Or any other interesting facts about it that wouldn't go in the summary or transcript.
External Links
- Animubob Flash
- The Singing Goths Filmography
- Ryan Stiles Filmography
- Colin Mochrie Filmography
- Bert Filmography
- Osama bin Laden Filmography
- Dopefish Filmography
- Mario Filmography
- Alex Chiu Filmography
- Santa Claus Filmography
- Cookie Monster Filmography
- IPod Ad Dancer Filmography
- Saddam Hussein Filmography
- HappaTai Filmography
- Zoidberg Filmography
- Bender Filmography
- Matthew Lesko Filmography
- Philip J. Fry Filmography
- Black Mage Filmography
- Hay Filmography
