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* "Enuresis" (a word that pops up in the animutation frequently), for the curious, is the scientific term for bedwetting.
 
* "Enuresis" (a word that pops up in the animutation frequently), for the curious, is the scientific term for bedwetting.
 
* At the end, keep waiting until Aaron Ackerson pops out again. Then stuff will happen.
 
* At the end, keep waiting until Aaron Ackerson pops out again. Then stuff will happen.
** After Mario falls down, click on him as quickly as you can to reveal secret text! Click on the triangle for more text. Keep clicking 118 times to watch the animutation again.
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** After Mario falls down, click on him as quickly as you can to reveal secret text! Click on the triangle for more text. Keep clicking 'til it says "AAAH! You win!" (117 clicks total), then click once more to watch the animutation again.
** All of the lines of secret texts are (in order):
 
*** Ah ha! You found secret text. You crafty son of a bitch.
 
*** Ok, that's it, turn of your computer and do something constructive...
 
*** Like play a little racquetball...
 
*** Or wash your car.
 
*** Or cook dinner.
 
*** Or join a funk band.
 
*** Or travel to a foreign country.
 
*** Or run for president.
 
*** Or lube your car.
 
*** Or host a weenie roast.
 
*** Or dig for buried treasure.
 
*** Or milk a cow.
 
*** Or have a yelling contest with your neighbor's dog.
 
*** Or perform brain surgery.
 
*** Or paint a yellow line in the center of the driveway.
 
*** Or write your name in the snow.
 
*** Or teach basket weaving to clams.
 
*** Or sing Welsh folk songs at the bank.
 
*** Or plant trees on public property.
 
*** Or make a triangular table.
 
*** Or hop, skip, and jump.
 
*** Or ride a train.
 
*** Or organize your sock drawer alphabetically.
 
*** Or go bowling with your mom.
 
*** Or train potato bugs to do tricks.
 
*** Or make a quilt.
 
*** Or publish a magazine about pencil shavings.
 
*** Or eat lime jello with pineapple in it.
 
*** Or pave a freeway.
 
*** Or learn to draw.
 
*** Or take up photography.
 
*** Or learn to tell time.
 
*** Or photocopy money.
 
*** Or go out for pasta.
 
*** Or sew a dress.
 
*** Or bathe your iguana.
 
*** Or go fishing.
 
*** Or paint a stranger's house in the middle of the night.
 
*** Or take up windsurfing.
 
*** Or change your hair style.
 
*** Or sharpen your whiteboard markers.
 
*** Or feed a toucan.
 
*** Or enjoy the sun.
 
*** Or do a crossword puzzle.
 
*** Or buy some cool clothes.
 
*** Or go to the beach.
 
*** Or play croquet with your dad.
 
*** Or water your plants.
 
*** Or invite some friends for salmon and white wine.
 
*** Or invite some friends over for a orgy.
 
*** Or buzz off.
 
*** Or stop clicking that damn arrow.
 
*** I swear if you click it again I'll redirect to Goatse! So help me God!
 
*** Eh. Nobody's that cruel.
 
*** Please go.
 
*** What am I, a machine?
 
*** You've had your fun!
 
*** Pretend the button is a banner ad and don't click it.
 
*** You clicked it! What are you, a fool?
 
*** Fine. I'm leaving.
 
*** [blank] (x10)
 
*** Dammit, you don't give up, do you?
 
*** You can't beat me.
 
*** I'm not going anywhere.
 
*** Click the button all you want. There's no end.
 
*** ...
 
*** !!! (alternates between this and the previous one, 21 times.)
 
*** ...
 
*** AHH!!! You win.
 
 
*The phrase "Wahoo! Weehee" said by the walrus is a reference to "[[Do the Mario]]", another animutation by Neil.
 
*The phrase "Wahoo! Weehee" said by the walrus is a reference to "[[Do the Mario]]", another animutation by Neil.
 
* Progress Indicator Ornament: Dancing Pickle
 
* Progress Indicator Ornament: Dancing Pickle

Revision as of 14:50, 24 September 2007

Life is Like a Mop
Good question, Hank
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Information
Author: Neil Cicierega
Release Date: February 2, 2002
File Size: 1.85 MB
Duration: unknown
Complexity: unrated
Animutatedness: unrated
Star(s): Hank Hill, Dave Foley
Audio Info
Pokemon Sandwich
Artist: Suzukisan
Album: Raibaru!
Genre:
Language: Japanese

About

Join Aaron Ackerson, Dancing Hitler, and the hideous jabbering head of Hank Hill (among other kooky characters) for a few rounds of nobody's favorite video-game-franchise-based word game: Pokemon Sandwich!

Cast

Transcript

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics Real Lyrics

Pokemon no namae~...
Wo daitai oboetara
Kondo wa
Pokemon Sandwich de asobou ka!
Ruuru wa kantan Doko demo dekiru
Moratte hasande watasu dake!

Taratta-ta-ri-ra Ta-ri-ra-ri-ra-ri-ra
Tatta-ra-ta-ri-ra
Pokemon Sandwich
Itchy - Knee - Sun - Sheep - Dough (Hoo!)


Pikachu Kairyuu Pikachu Hey! Hasamimasho?
Kairyuu Kyatapii Kairyuu Hey! Hasamimasho?
Kyatapii Goosuto Kyatapii Hey! Hasamimasho?
Goosuto Utsubotto Goosuto Hey! Hasamimasho?

Taratta-ta-ri-ra Ta-ri-ra-ri-ra-ri-ra
Tatta-ra-ta-ri-ra
Pokemon Sandwich
Ichi - Ni - San - Sheep - Dough (Hoo!)


Garaara Gyaradosu Garaara Hey! Hasamimasho?
Gyaradosu Dogaasu Gyaradosu Hey! Hasamimasho?
Dogaasu Hitokage Dogaasu Hey! Hasamimasho?
Hitokage Okorizaru Hitokage Hey! Hasamimasho?
Okorizaru Purin Okorizaru Hey! Hasamimasho?
Purin Myuutsuu Purin Hey! Hasamimasho?
Myuutsuu Kabigon Myuutsuu Hey! Hasamimasho?
Kabigon Gyaradosu Kabigon Hey! Hasamimasho?

Pokemon no namae~
...Wo daitai oboetara
Kondo wa
Pokemon Sandwich de asobou ze!
Ruuru wa kantan Tada de asoberu

The Water Soup Donkey!

Pokemon no namae~
...Wo daitai oboetara
Kondo wa Pokemon sando de asobou yo!
Ruuru wa kantan Dougu nanka iranai

Life is like a mop!

Pokemon no namae~...
Wo daitai oboetara
Kondo wa Pokemon sando de asobou ka!
Ruuru wa kantan Doko demo dekiru
Moratte hasande watasu dake!

Taratta-ta-ri-ra Ta-ri-ra-ri-ra-ri-ra
Tatta-ra-ta-ri-ra Pokemon Sando
Ichi - Ni - San - Shii - Go (Ho!)

Pikachu Kairyuu Pikachu Hey! Hasamimasho!
Kairyuu Kyatapii Kairyuu Hey! Hasamimasho!
Kyatapii Goosuto Kyatapii Hey! Hasamimasho!
Goosuto Utsubotto Goosuto Hey! Hasamimasho!

Taratta-ta-ri-ra Ta-ri-ra-ri-ra-ri-ra
Tatta-ra-ta-ri-ra Pokemon sando
Ichi - Ni - San - Shii - Go (Ho!)


Garaara Gyaradosu Garaara Hey! Hasamimasho?
Gyaradosu Dogaasu Gyaradosu Hey! Hasamimasho?
Dogaasu Hitokage Dogaasu Hey! Hasamimasho?
Hitokage Okorizaru Hitokage Hey! Hasamimasho?
Okorizaru Purin Okorizaru Hey! Hasamimasho?
Purin Myuutsuu Purin Hey! Hasamimasho?
Myuutsuu Kabigon Myuutsuu Hey! Hasamimasho?
Kabigon Gyaradosu Kabigon Hey! Hasamimasho?

Pokemon no namae~
...Wo daitai oboetara
Kondo wa Pokemon sando de asobou ze!
Ruuru wa kantan Tada de asoberu

Moratte hasande watasu dake!

Pokemon no namae~
...Wo daitai oboetara
Kondo wa Pokemon sando de asobou yo!
Ruuru wa kantan Dougu nanka iranai

Moratte hasande watasu dake!

Audio Details

Trivia

  • Messages given by the freaked-out walrus, in order of appearance:
    • I love you.
    • Gods damn it!
    • One mint per customer ONLY!
    • This is probably the best button to press.
    • Gaze!
    • Wahoo! Weehee
    • Do the Pookie Doo
    • Hey! That guitarist is obscu ("ring the text" is at the end, but you can't see it. Load the .swf in Flash MX and press Ctrl + L to see the rest of the text in a window.)
    • So easy, no wonder it's Number A!
    • Never get the words "Life insurance" and "diarrhea" mixed up.
    • Huh?
    • Uh, what's going on...?
    • I'm scared!!!
    • HELP!!!!
  • The phrase "Wooden Eel" is a reference to "Space Ghost: Coast to Coast", in an episode where Space Ghost is playing submarine captain and his ship is "attacked" by "wooden eels" (a stack of wood planks).
  • "Enuresis" (a word that pops up in the animutation frequently), for the curious, is the scientific term for bedwetting.
  • At the end, keep waiting until Aaron Ackerson pops out again. Then stuff will happen.
    • After Mario falls down, click on him as quickly as you can to reveal secret text! Click on the triangle for more text. Keep clicking 'til it says "AAAH! You win!" (117 clicks total), then click once more to watch the animutation again.
  • The phrase "Wahoo! Weehee" said by the walrus is a reference to "Do the Mario", another animutation by Neil.
  • Progress Indicator Ornament: Dancing Pickle

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