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*Heath Ledger
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*Cyclops
 
*Cyclops
* Neil Patrick Harris
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* {{character|Neil Patrick Harris}}
*Sean Connery
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* {{character|Sean Connery}}
*L.Ron Hubbard
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*Anonymous
 
*Anonymous
*Xenu
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* {{character|Xenu}}
*John Travolta
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* {{character|John Travolta}}
*Chris Masterson
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* {{character|Chris Masterson}}
*Danny Masterson
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* {{character|Danny Masterson}}
*Isaac Hayes
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* {{character|Isaac Hayes}}
*Kirstie Alley
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*Lisa m. Presley
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* {{character|Lisa M. Presley}}
*Nancy Cartwright
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* {{character|Nancy Cartwright}}
*Sofia Mios
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* {{character|Sofia Mios}}
*Katie Holmes
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* {{character|Katie Holmes}}
*Gerald Butler
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* {{character|Gerald Butler}}
*Colin Mochrie
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* {{character|Colin Mochrie}}
*Tay Zonday
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* {{character|Tay Zonday}}
*Gary Brolsma
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* {{character|Gary Brolsma}}
*Brian Peppers
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* {{character|Brian Peppers}}
*Tom(Myspace)
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* {{character|Tom Anderson}}
*Star Wars Kid
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*The Cockmongler
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*CATS
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*Pedobear
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*ORLY the owl
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*Strawberry clock
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*Happycat
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*some emo kid
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* some emo kid
*Anime catgirl
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*spleen
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*Chuck Norris
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== Notable Props ==
 
== Notable Props ==

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ScientLOLojyuuichi!!
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Full Title: ScientLOLojyuuichi!!
Subtitle: Tom Cruise vs. The Internet
Author: Andrew Kepple
Release Date: February 3, 2008
File Size: 4.7 MB
Duration: unknown
Complexity: unrated
Animutatedness: unrated
Star(s): Tom Cruise
Audio Info
Scientology
Artist: Nuclear Bubble Wrap
Album:
Genre: Comedy
Language: English

About

A satirical take on the current "War on Scientology", which was declared by the mysterious group of attention-seeking internet-gangsters from 4Chan (etc) known as "Anonymous", in January 2008.

Will the "hackers on steroids" bring down Scientology?
Will Tom Cruise successfully destroy the internet?
Will you be bothered to turn up to your local anti-CoS protest on February 10 to see how it all turns out?

Cast

Notable Props

Transcript

Lyrics

Hey children, gather round and listen to whatever I say
Take the words in and follow me
I'm gonna tell you about what you should follow today
The church of Scientology
So sit down, look we have this great religion you should try it
Just pay us a few hundred bucks
We give you a personality test to see what you admit
We wish you the best of luck
Now get down and say that you believe in Xenu
And your body thetans too
Praise L. Ron Hubbard, who's told us that life
Is worth living as long as you pay up
It's not science fiction
Though our founder wrote some
Our church is called the study of truth
And scientology will make you happy
With scientology you will see
And scientology will show you the way
As long as you pay, you can't go wrog
Our thetan levels are way too high so we joined the church and
Now we feel more happy
We were depressed but L Ron Hubbard took us all by the hand
Thank you, Scientology
And now we know the truth, the frozen souls are trapped inside us
That's why many people feel down
The people here we know are people that us children can trust
It's the best religion around
We get down and we say that we believe in Xenu
And our body thetans too
Praise L. Ron Hubbard, who's told us that life
Is worth living as long as you pay up
It's not science fiction
Though our founder wrote some
Our church is called the study of truth
And Scientology makes us feel happy
With Scientology we do see
And Scientology, it shows us the way
As long as we pay, we can't go wrong
Now get down and say that you believe in Xenu
And your body thetans too
Praise L. Ron Hubbard, who's told us that life
Is worth living as long as you pay up
It's not science fiction
Though our founder wrote some
Our church is called the study of truth
And scientology will make you happy
With scientology you will see
And scientology will show you the way
As long as you pay, you can't go wrong

Audio Details

The song is a parody of Hyakugojyuuichi, which was preformed by a comedy band lead by Lemon Demon forums user weirdojace.

Trivia

  • This movie was made under one of Andrew Kepple's alternate accounts.

External Links