Captain Lou Albano's Steady Descent into Madness

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Captain Lou Albano's Steady Descent into Madness
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Author: author Release Date: 0/0/2000 File Size: 0.00MB Length: 0:00 Complexity: Poiuytic Scale Stars: Captain Lou Albano
Audio Info
Captain Lou's History of Music Artist: Captain Lou Alabno Album: The Wrestling Album Genre: Genre Language: English

Cast

• Captain Lou

Lyrics

The fake lyrics consist of "Albano" being replaced by "Albino".

Real Lyrics

Hey...Captain You go! Hey! You know George, it all started back before the beginning of time. When the windy wind blew through the trees, and banged against the rocks Creating a beat. Natives, Indians, and Visitors would long for that sound until one day, George, Lanny Toe Basqueemps Albano picked up a big stick and hit a dirt pocket. Got it george? The sound so moved Lanny Toe that he called that sound a beat, a drum. Do you hear me George? A Drum! And it sound like this. Ah...music to my ears. And the natives were chanting, "Toya Toya Meengo solo" (?) "Toya Toya Meengo solo" which means "Turn Down Turn Down Me Want Solo". And the neighbors were complaining because of the noise! So right from the beginning, rock had a bad name. The neighbors complained. They moved. The new neighbors complained. It was almost like being on tour, George. Till finally they moved to the beats. And that was the first beat led by the great Captain Lou Taluno (?) Albano. So I started everything, George! Some say that I'm not wrapped too tight, Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Captain Lou. But when I'm on the scene, everything's alright. Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Albano I'm the man of a thousand faces. I know we'll be goin' places (Hey!) I'm going to be your guiding light Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Albano Hey don't worry 'cuz it's figured in, Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Captain Lou And I've got teeth like Rin Tin Tin Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Albano I'm the man of a thousand faces I know we'll be goin' places (Hey!) I'm going to be your guiding light Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Albano Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Albano I'm the man of a thousand faces. I know we'll be goin' places (Hey!) I'm going to be your guiding light Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Albano Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Albano Captain is happening baby Play this record again brother play it over and over This is the rock and wrestling connection Captain Lou Albano took music and made it what it is today What I did for wrestling, I can do for rock and roll Took it from an A to a about a C sin show (?) Made it what it is Now listen George No George don't eat the microphone George don't move I'm the kingdom of rock and roll (?) I'm be addressing 50 tag team champions (?) [more undecipherable ranting] I am impressed, the history of rock and roll with Captain Lou Albano what about you Vince? Well that man can sing as well as eat. I'll tell you what, it didn't sound like he was strumming the rubber bands, it sounded like he was chewing on 'em. I'll tell you I was impressed, give me a break Jesse. Give you a break? Who could produce something like that? Wait a minute I believe I've got it here on paper...Vince McMahon? Who is this? Mona Flambé? Mona Flamboyant produced that? No, but speaking of flamboyant, that takes us to our next artist... And it's gonna be, the heavyweight champion of the world, the group, the World Wrestlesing All Stars, here it is: Hulk Hogan's Theme coming up. Yeeeccch! Yech!

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