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== Cast ==
 
== Cast ==
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* {{character|Alan Thicke}}
 
* {{character|Albert Einstein}}
 
* {{character|Albert Einstein}}
 
* {{character|Krusty the Clown}}'s body
 
* {{character|Krusty the Clown}}'s body
* {{character|Dr. Phil}}
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* Tobias?
 
* {{character|Darth Vader}}
 
* {{character|Darth Vader}}
 
* {{character|The Fonz}}
 
* {{character|The Fonz}}
 
* {{character|Guybrush Threepwood}}
 
* {{character|Guybrush Threepwood}}
 
* {{character|Matthew Lesko}}
 
* {{character|Matthew Lesko}}
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* the cast of ''Jack Frost''
 
* {{character|N'Sync}}
 
* {{character|N'Sync}}
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* guy with drawn-on 3D glasses?
 
* {{character|Mr. T}}
 
* {{character|Mr. T}}
 
* {{character|Colin Mochrie}}
 
* {{character|Colin Mochrie}}
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* {{character|Fred Huggins}}
 
* {{character|Fred Huggins}}
 
* {{character|Chewbacca}} Pez Dispenser
 
* {{character|Chewbacca}} Pez Dispenser
* {{character|Storm Trooper}} Pez Dispenser
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* {{character|Stormtrooper}} Pez Dispenser
 
* {{character|Yoda}} Pez Dispenser
 
* {{character|Yoda}} Pez Dispenser
 
* {{character|Jiminy Glick}}
 
* {{character|Jiminy Glick}}
 
* Rabbit/Duck optical illusion
 
* Rabbit/Duck optical illusion
 
* {{character|Adam}}
 
* {{character|Adam}}
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* person with colorized face?
 
* {{character|Satan}}
 
* {{character|Satan}}
 
* {{character|Pee Wee Herman}}
 
* {{character|Pee Wee Herman}}
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* During the second verse, with the alternating pictures of Matthew Lesko and Mr. T, a message pops up briefly prompting you to "JOIN THE PETA".
 
* During the second verse, with the alternating pictures of Matthew Lesko and Mr. T, a message pops up briefly prompting you to "JOIN THE PETA".
 
* At the end of the animutation, press the Play button on the controls once the snowflakes stop spinning to see a cameo by the dancing [[Pee Wee Herman]] clones from [[Hyakugojyuuichi]].
 
* At the end of the animutation, press the Play button on the controls once the snowflakes stop spinning to see a cameo by the dancing [[Pee Wee Herman]] clones from [[Hyakugojyuuichi]].
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* Progress Indicator Ornament: A snowman.
  
 
== External Links ==
 
== External Links ==
 
* [http://www.eviltrailmix.com/animutation/coldheart.swf Cold Heart] at [[Neil Cicierega]]'s site
 
* [http://www.eviltrailmix.com/animutation/coldheart.swf Cold Heart] at [[Neil Cicierega]]'s site
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[[category:Under 1 Minute]]

Latest revision as of 05:44, 26 November 2022

Cold Heart
Don't mess with the professor!
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Information
Author: Neil Cicierega
Release Date: January 7, 2002
File Size: 1.01 MB
Duration: 1:00
Complexity: unrated
Animutatedness: unrated
Star(s): Albert Einstein
Audio Info
Professor Coldheart's Theme
Artist:
Album:
Genre: Theme Song
Language: English

About

Cast

Transcript

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics Real Lyrics

Allow me to introduce myself
They call me Professor Coldheart
I'm cold and cruel and crafty
But wait! Here comes the best part

I'll freeze your feelings cold as ice
And kill your cares, ooh, that sounds nice!
So listen, here's some sound advice, be smart-
Don't mess with the Professor!


Ca-ca-ca-ca-cunning
Ca-ca-ca-ca-clever Coldheart!


I've heard you've been complaining
There's no need to cry or
wine
I'll refrigerate those feelings
Ooh, I've found you just in time!

My icy stare can hypnotize
My chiling stare can paralyze
I knew we'd get along right from the start
Don't mess with the Professor!


Ca-ca-ca-ca-creepy
Ca-ca-ca-ca-crafty
Ca-ca-ca-ca-cunning
Ca-ca-ca-ca-clever Coldheart!


Don't mess with the Professor!
Coldheart!

Allow me to introduce myself
They call me Professor Coldheart
I'm cold and cruel and crafty
But wait! Here comes the best part

I'll freeze your feelings cold as ice
And kill your cares, ooh, that sounds nice!
So listen, here's some sound advice, be smart-
Don't mess with the Professor!

C-c-c-c-cunning
C-c-c-c-clever Coldheart!

I've heard you've been complaining
There's no need to cry or whine
I'll refrigerate those feelings
Ooh, I've found you just in time!

My icy stare can hypnotize
My chiling stare can paralyze
I knew we'd get along right from the start
Don't mess with the Professor!

C-c-c-c-creepy
C-c-c-c-crafty
C-c-c-c-cunning
C-c-c-c-clever Coldheart!

Don't mess with the Professor!
Coldheart!

Audio Details

Trivia

  • During the second verse, with the alternating pictures of Matthew Lesko and Mr. T, a message pops up briefly prompting you to "JOIN THE PETA".
  • At the end of the animutation, press the Play button on the controls once the snowflakes stop spinning to see a cameo by the dancing Pee Wee Herman clones from Hyakugojyuuichi.
  • Progress Indicator Ornament: A snowman.

External Links