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{{animutation infobox|
<tr><th align="center" bgcolor=yellow>'''The Moscow Incident'''</th></tr>
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image=Moscowscreenshot2.JPG|
<tr><td align="center">[[Image:Moscowscreenshot2.JPG|thumb|center|216px|Come and dance and often fish!]]</tr></td>
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imgdesc=Come and dance and often fish!|
<tr><th align="center" bgcolor=yellow>Information</th></tr>
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author=Animubob|
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date=2005/01/06|
<tr><td>Author:</td><td>[[Animubob]]</td></tr>
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size=6.46 MB|
<tr><td>Release Date:</td><td>1/6/2005</td></tr>
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duration=5:55|
<tr><td>File Size:</td><td>??</td></tr>
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poiuytic=|
<tr><td>Length: </td><td>5:55</td></tr>
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wartysian=A.5|
<tr><td>Complexity:</td><td>[[Poiuytic Scale]]</td></tr>
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stars=|
<tr><td>Star:</td><td>??</td></tr>
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aniport=135|
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dagobah=animutation moscow|
<tr><th align="center" bgcolor="yellow">Audio Info</th></tr>
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watch=[http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=84940&n=animutation_moscow.swf SWFchan]|
<tr><td><table align="center">
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audio=Moskau|
<tr><th align="center" colspan="2"><i>Moskau</i></th></tr>
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artist=Dschinghis Khan|
<tr><td>Artist:</td><td>Dschinghis Khan</td></tr>
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album=|
<tr><td>Album:</td><td>??</td></tr>
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genre=Pop|
<tr><td>Genre:</td><td>Pop</td></tr>
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language=German}}
<tr><td>Language:</td><td>German</td></tr>
 
</table></td></tr>
 
</table>
 
  
 
== About ==
 
== About ==
In 1974, something was beginning. What happen? Somebody set us up the incident in Moscow. Today, you finally get to see what happened: it involves alot of singing, dancing, and fishing! Also, check out "The Singing Goths" - Now Live in Concert!
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In the year 1974, something happened in Moscow, Russia, that the government doesn't want you to know about. Now, the truth is out! With this exclusive footage you can learn what really went down! It involves a lot of dancing, singing, and.... fishing.
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[[The Singing Goths]] also preform live in concert, reunited for the first time since their [[French Erotic Birthday|infamous cake concert]].
  
 
== Cast ==
 
== Cast ==
 
* [[Jay Jay the Jet Plane]] and [[Colin Mochrie]] (on preloader graphic)
 
* [[Jay Jay the Jet Plane]] and [[Colin Mochrie]] (on preloader graphic)
* [[The Singing Goths]] [[Category:The Singing Goths Filmography]]
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* {{character|Colin Mochrie}}
* [[Colin Mochrie]][[Category: Colin Mochrie Filmography]]
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* {{character|The Singing Goths}}
* [[Bert]][[Category: Bert Filmography]]
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* {{character|Ryan Stiles}}
* [[Osama bin Laden]][[Category: Osama bin Laden Filmography]]
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* {{character|Bert}}
* [[Dopefish]][[Category: Dopefish Filmography]]
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* {{character|Osama bin Laden}}
* [[Mario]][[Category: Mario Filmography]]
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* {{character|Mario}}
* [[Alex Chiu]][[Category: Alex Chiu Filmography]]
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* {{character|Philip J. Fry}}
* [[Santa Claus]][[Category: Santa Claus Filmography]]
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* Indian?
* [[Cookie Monster]][[Category: Cookie Monster Filmography]]
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* {{character|Natasha Fatale}}
* [[iPod Ad Dancer]][[Category: iPod Ad Dancer Filmography]]
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* {{character|Pope John Paul II}}
* [[Saddam Hussein]][[Category: Saddam Hussein Filmography]]
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* {{character|Kung Fu Phil}}
* [[HappaTai]][[Category: HappaTai Filmography]]
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* Chick-Fil-A cows
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* {{character|Dschingis Khan}}
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* {{character|Zoidberg}}
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* {{character|Santa Claus}}
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* {{character|Matthew Lesko}}
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* {{character|Zero Wing Mechanic}}
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* {{character|Black Mage}}
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* fisherman
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* {{character|Dancing Alligator}}
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* {{character|Dopefish}}
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* {{character|Cookie Monster}}
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* {{character|Belle}}
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* weird two-faced thing?
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* guy running in square
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* {{character|CATS}}
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* {{character|Earth}}
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* {{character|Murdoc Niccals}} from the Gorillaz music video for "Dirty Harry"
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* {{character|Aku}}
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* {{character|Spike Spiegel}}
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* {{character|Alex Chiu}}
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* {{character|George Costanza}}
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* {{character|Bender}}
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* {{character|The Moon}}
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* {{character|Noodle}} from the Gorillaz music video for "Dare"
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* {{character|iPod Ad Dancer}}
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* {{character|Princess Diana}}/{{character|Hello Kitty}}
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* {{character|Harry Potter}} and {{character|Dumbledore}} parodies
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* {{character|Sylvester P. Smythe}} (tiny)
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In "Thank you, Canada" background:
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** {{character|Wolverine}}
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** {{character|Guardian}}
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** {{character|Snowbird}}
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** {{character|Shaman}}
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** {{character|Northstar}}
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** {{character|Sasquatch (Alpha Flight)}}
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** {{character|Aurora}}
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* {{character|HappaTai}}
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In image flurry:
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** Zach?/{{character|Jeeves}}
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** cat?
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** {{character|Error}}
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* woman?
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* {{character|Richard Nixon}}
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* {{character|Greg Proops}} (behind Colin)
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* anenome
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* {{character|Coyote McCloud}}
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* {{character|Clara Peller}}
 
* Cat with Gun
 
* Cat with Gun
* Natasha
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* {{character|Ron Weasley}}
* [[Zoidberg]][[Category: Zoidberg Filmography]]
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* {{character|Bill Cosby}}
* [[Bender]][[Category: Bender Filmography]]
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* girl and masked man in car?
* Dragon?
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* Dschingis Khan
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* {{character|Saddam Hussein}}
* [[Matthew Lesko]][[Category: Matthew Lesko Filmography]]
 
* [[Philip J. Fry]] [[Category: Philip J. Fry Filmography]]
 
* [[Black Mage]] [[Category: Black Mage Filmography]]
 
  
== Props ==
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== Notable Props ==
* Shirtizan
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* Shirtistan
* Hay [[Category: Hay Filmography]]
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* {{prop|Hay}}
 
* Bus
 
* Bus
 
* NASCAR Race Car
 
* NASCAR Race Car
 
* Fishing Line
 
* Fishing Line
* Celing Fan
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* Ceiling Fan
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* {{prop|McDonalds Chicken Head}}
  
 
== Lyrics ==
 
== Lyrics ==
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<td valign="top" nowrap>
 
<b>Must bow!<br>
 
<b>Must bow!<br>
Then look behind me<br>
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Then look behind me Spoil<br>
Spoil<br>
 
 
Two men are spoiled them boys<br>
 
Two men are spoiled them boys<br>
 
Might be the size?<br>
 
Might be the size?<br>
 
 
Moscow!<br>
 
Moscow!<br>
 
Dock there be here again<br>
 
Dock there be here again<br>
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Indian Surprise
 
Indian Surprise
  
Muzak in Hay Hay Hay let's be Blazin'!<br>
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Muzak in Hay Hay Hay let's be Blazin'!</b><i> (hey hey)</i><br>
Natasha ha ha ha let discern!<br>
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<b>Natasha ha ha ha let discern!</b> <i>(ha ha)</i><br>
Karate hey hey hey up the Slayven!<br>
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<b>Karate hey hey hey up the Slayven!</b> <i>(hey hey)</i><br>
Compton boo get it hay through the hole!
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<b>Compton boo Get it hay Through the hole!</b> (hay hay hay hay)
  
Moscow Moscow<br>
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<b>Moscow Moscow<br>
 
Here we see a landing van!<br>
 
Here we see a landing van!<br>
Host now lists a Shirtistan?
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Host now lists a Shirtistan?</b><br>
</b><br>
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Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay!<br>
Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay!
 
 
 
 
<b>Moscow Moscow<br>
 
<b>Moscow Moscow<br>
 
Dynasty la it's a bus!<br>
 
Dynasty la it's a bus!<br>
 
NASCAR is the type of lose!</b><br>
 
NASCAR is the type of lose!</b><br>
Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay!
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<i>Ha ha ha ha ha!</i> Hay!<br>
 
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Moscow Moscow<br>
<b>Moscow Moscow<br>
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<b>Please Respect the Caviar<br>
Please Respect the Caviar<br>
 
 
Mage events of this and thou!</b><br>
 
Mage events of this and thou!</b><br>
Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay!
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Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay!<br>
 
 
 
<b>Moscow Moscow<br>
 
<b>Moscow Moscow<br>
 
Come and dance and often fish!<br>
 
Come and dance and often fish!<br>
This to this and some and drink</b><br>
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This to this and some and drink<br>
Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay!
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Ha ha ha Pants ....</b>
  
 
<b>Moscow!<br>
 
<b>Moscow!<br>
 
Those who are young in height<br>
 
Those who are young in height<br>
 
Spiegel it's quite all right<br>
 
Spiegel it's quite all right<br>
Who'd be a spoon?</b>
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Who'd be a spoon?</b><br>
 
 
 
<b>Moscow!<br>
 
<b>Moscow!<br>
 
Then I'm a ceiling fan!<br>
 
Then I'm a ceiling fan!<br>
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Hi speedy goon!</b>
 
Hi speedy goon!</b>
  
Prozac in Hay Hay Hay let's be blazin'!<br>
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'''Prozac in Hay Hay Hay let's be blazin'!''' <i>(hey hey)</i><br>
Natasha Ha Ha Ha let discern!<br>
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'''Natasha Ha Ha Ha let discern!''' <i>(ha ha)</i><br>
Karate hay hay I don't believe it!<br>
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'''Karate hay hay I don't believe it!''' <i>(hey hey)</i><br>
Compton boo take it straight through the hole!
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'''Compton boo take it straight through the hole!''' (hay hay hay hay)
  
Moscow Moscow!<br>
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<b>Moscow Moscow!<br>
 
Here we see a landing van!<br>
 
Here we see a landing van!<br>
Host now lists a Shirtistan?<br>
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Host now lists a Shirtistan?</b><br>
Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay!
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Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay!<br>
 
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<b>Moscow Moscow<br>
Moscow Moscow<br>
 
 
Dynasty la it's a bus!<br>
 
Dynasty la it's a bus!<br>
NASCAR is the type of lose!<br>
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NASCAR is the type of lose!</b><br>
Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay!
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''Ha ha ha ha ha!'' Hay!<br>
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Moscow, <i>lalalalalala, lalalalala,</i><br>
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ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hay!<br>
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Moscow, (Moscow,)<i> lalalalalala lalalalalala,<br>
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ha ha ha ha ha!</i>
  
 
<b>Cthulhu ftagn<br>
 
<b>Cthulhu ftagn<br>
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What could make my fooler kite?<br>
 
What could make my fooler kite?<br>
 
Dust bunnies at Yatta height</b><br>
 
Dust bunnies at Yatta height</b><br>
Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay!
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Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay!<br>
 
 
 
<b>Moscow Moscow<br>
 
<b>Moscow Moscow<br>
 
Beijing in the Gaza Strip<br>
 
Beijing in the Gaza Strip<br>
 
Drunken in the Islam pit</b><br>
 
Drunken in the Islam pit</b><br>
Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay!
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Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay!<br>
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<b>Moscow! Moscow!<br>
  
 
Moscow!<br>
 
Moscow!<br>
Moscow!<br>
 
 
<b>Moscow!<br>
 
 
I learned a new surprise<br>
 
I learned a new surprise<br>
 
In a lot of french fries<br>
 
In a lot of french fries<br>
This uno dog!</b>
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This uno dog!</b><br>
 
 
 
<b>Moscow!<br>
 
<b>Moscow!<br>
 
Dine has to sacrifice!<br>
 
Dine has to sacrifice!<br>
 
Is steak for light the pound<br>
 
Is steak for light the pound<br>
 
He needs his shots</b>
 
He needs his shots</b>
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'''
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Prozac in Hay Hay Hay let's be blazin'!''' <i>(hey hey)</i><br>
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'''Natasha Ha Ha Ha let discern!''' <i>(ha ha)</i><br>
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'''Karate Hay Hay I don't believe it!''' <i>(hey hey)</i><br>
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'''Compton boo Get it hay through the hole!''' <i>(hey hey hey hey)</i><br>
  
Prozac in Hay Hay Hay let's be blazin'!<br>
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'''Moscow Moscow!<br>
Natasha Ha Ha Ha let discern!<br>
 
Karate Hay Hay I don't believe it!<br>
 
Compton boo get it hay through the hole!<br>
 
 
 
Moscow Moscow<br>
 
 
Here we see a landing van!<br>
 
Here we see a landing van!<br>
Host now lists a Shirtistan?<br>
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Host now lists a Shirtistan?'''<br>
Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay!
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Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay!<br>
 
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'''Moscow Moscow<br>
Moscow Moscow<br>
 
 
Dynasty la it's a bus!<br>
 
Dynasty la it's a bus!<br>
NASCAR is the type of lose<br>
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NASCAR is the type of lose'''<br>
Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay!<br>
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Ha ha ha ha ha! Hay!<br>
 
 
 
<b>Moscow Moscow<br>
 
<b>Moscow Moscow<br>
 
Please respect the caviar<br>
 
Please respect the caviar<br>
 
Benjamin's armpits and car</b><br>
 
Benjamin's armpits and car</b><br>
Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay!
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Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay!<br>
 
 
 
<b>Moscow Moscow<br>
 
<b>Moscow Moscow<br>
 
Come and dance and often fish!<br>
 
Come and dance and often fish!<br>
 
This to this and some and drink!</b><br>
 
This to this and some and drink!</b><br>
Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay!<br><br>
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Ho ho ho ho ho! ''Hay!''<br><br>
 
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<td valign="top" nowrap>
 
Moskau<br>
 
Moskau<br>
Fremd und geheimnisvoll<br>
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fremd und geheimnisvoll,<br>
Türme aus rotem Gold<br>
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Türme aus rotem Gold,<br>
Kalt wie das Eis
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kalt wie das Eis.<br>
 
 
 
Moskau<br>
 
Moskau<br>
Doch wer dich wirklich kennt<br>
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doch wer dich wirklich kennt,<br>
Der weiß, ein Feuer brennt<br>
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der weiß, ein Feuer brennt<br>
In dir so heiß
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in dir so heiß.
  
Kosaken hey hey hey hebt die Gläser<br>
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Kosaken, hey, hey, hebt die Gläser! (hey hey)<br>
Natascha ha ha ha du bist schön<br>
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Natascha, ha, ha, ha, du bist schön! (ha ha)<br>
Towarisch hey hey hey auf das Leben<br>
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Towarisch, hey, hey, hey, auf das Leben! (hey hey)<br>
Auf Dein Wohl Bruder hey Bruder ho
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Auf dein Wohl, Bruder, hey Bruder ho! (hey hey hey hey)
  
 
Moskau, Moskau<br>
 
Moskau, Moskau<br>
Wirf die Gläser an die Wand<br>
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wirf die Gläser an die Wand,<br>
Russland ist ein schönes Land<br>
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Russland ist ein schönes Land,<br>
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey
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ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hey!<br>
 
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Moskau, Moskau,<br>
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deine Seele ist so groß,<br>
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nachts da ist der Teufel los,<br>
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ha, ha, ha, ha ,ha! Hey!<br>
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Moskau, Moskau,<br>
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Liebe schmeckt wie Kaviar,<br>
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Mädchen sind zum Küssen da,<br>
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ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hey!<br>
 
Moskau, Moskau<br>
 
Moskau, Moskau<br>
Deine Seele ist so groß<br>
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komm wir tanzen auf dem Tisch,<br>
Nachts da ist der Teufel los<br>
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bis der Tisch zusammenbricht,<br>
Ha ha ha ha ha, hey
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ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
 
 
Moskau, Moskau<br>
 
Liebe schmeckt wie Kaviar<br>
 
Mädchen sind zum küssen da<br>
 
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey
 
 
 
Moskau, Moskau<br>
 
Komm wir tanzen auf dem Tisch<br>
 
Bis der Tisch zusammenbricht<br>
 
Ha ha ha ha ha
 
  
 
Moskau<br>
 
Moskau<br>
Tor zur Vergangenheit<br>
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Tor zur Vergangenheit,<br>
Spiegel der Zarenzeit<br>
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Spiegel der Zarenzeit,<br>
Rot wie das Blut
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Rot wie das Blut.<br>
 
 
 
Moskau<br>
 
Moskau<br>
Wer deine Seele kennt<br>
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Wer deine Seele kennt,<br>
Der weiß, die Liebe brennt<br>
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der weiß die Liebe brennt<br>
Heiß wie die Glut
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heiß wie die Glut.
  
Kosaken hey hey hey hebt die Gläser<br>
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Kosaken, hey, hey, hebt die Gläser! (hey hey)<br>
Natascha ha ha ha du bist schön<br>
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Natascha, ha, ha, ha, du bist schön! (ha ha)<br>
Towarisch hey hey hey auf die Liebe<br>
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Towarisch, hey, hey, hey, auf die Liebe! (hey hey)<br>
Auf Dein Wohl Mädchen hey Mädchen ho
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Auf dein Wohl, Mädchen, he Mädchen ho! (hey hey hey hey)
  
 
Moskau, Moskau<br>
 
Moskau, Moskau<br>
Wirf die Gläser an die Wand<br>
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wirf die Gläser an die Wand,<br>
Russland ist ein schönes Land<br>
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Russland ist ein schönes Land,<br>
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey
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ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hey!<br>
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Moskau, Moskau,<br>
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deine Seele ist so groß,<br>
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nachts da ist der Teufel los,<br>
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ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Hey!<br>
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Moskau, lalalalalala, lalalalala,<br>
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ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hey!<br>
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Moskau, (Moskau,) lalalalalala lalalalalala,<br>
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ha ha ha ha ha!
  
Moskau, Moskau<br>
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An den kalten Tagen,<br>
Deine Seele ist so groß<br>
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wenn die Luft klirrt vor Kälte<br>
Nachts da ist der Teufel los<br>
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die Straßen und Plätze leer sind,<br>
Ha ha ha ha ha, hey
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wenn der Kreml vom Raureif bedeckt ist<br>
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und das Morgenrot friert,<br>
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da scheint Moskau zu schlafen.<br>
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Doch in der Nacht da klirren die Gläser,<br>
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da fließt der Krimsekt in Strömen,<br>
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da wird getanzt, gelacht und geliebt! Moskau lebt!!
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Moskau, Moskau,<br>
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Moskau, Moskau,<br>
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Wodka trinkt man pur und kalt,<br>
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das macht hundert Jahre alt,<br>
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ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hey!<br>
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Moskau, Moskau,<br>
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Väterchen, dein Glas ist leer,<br>
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doch im Keller ist noch mehr,<br>
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ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!<br>
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Moskau, Moskau,
  
 
Moskau<br>
 
Moskau<br>
Lala lala lala la, lala lala lala la<br>
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Alt und doch jung zugleich,<br>
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey<br>
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In aller Ewigkeit<br>
Moskau, Moskau Lala lala lala la, lala lala lala la<br>
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Stehst du noch da.<br>
Ha ha ha ha ha<br>
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Moskau<br>
Oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh<br>
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Dein Herz schlägt stark und weit.<br>
Moskau, Moskau
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Es schlägt für reich und arm<br>
 
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In dieser Stadt.
Moskau, Moskau<br>
 
Wodka trinkt man pur und kalt<br>
 
Das macht hundert Jahre alt<br>
 
ha ha ha ha ha, hey
 
 
 
Moskau, Moskau<br>
 
Väterchen dein Glas ist leer<br>
 
Doch im Keller ist noch mehr<br>
 
Ha ha ha ha ha
 
  
Moskau, Moskau<br>
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Kosaken, hey, hey, hebt die Gläser! (hey hey)<br>
Liebe schmeckt wie Kaviar<br>
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Natascha, ha, ha, ha, du bist schön! (ha ha)<br>
Mädchen sind zum küssen da<br>
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Towarisch, hey, hey, hey, auf die Liebe! (hey hey)<br>
Ha ha ha ha ha
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Auf dein Wohl Bruder, he Bruder ho! (hey hey hey hey)
  
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Moskau, Moskau,<br>
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Wirf die Gläser an die Wand,<br>
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Russland ist ein schönes Land,<br>
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Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hey!<br>
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Moskau, Moskau,<br>
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Deine Seele ist so groß,<br>
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Nachts da ist der Teufel los,<br>
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Hey!<br>
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Moskau, Moskau,<br>
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Liebe schmeckt wie Kaviar,<br>
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Mädchen sind zum Küssen da,<br>
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Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hey!<br>
 
Moskau, Moskau<br>
 
Moskau, Moskau<br>
Komm wir tanzen auf dem Tisch<br>
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Komm wir tanzen auf dem Tisch,<br>
Bis der Tisch zusammenbricht<br>
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Bis der Tisch zusammenbricht,<br>
Ha ha ha ha ha, hey!
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Hey!
 
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== Audio Details ==
 
== Audio Details ==
Put detailed information about the soundtrack(s) here. The artist and title can go in the little information box at the top, but any other information, such as artist links or downloads, can go here.
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The soundtrack used for this animutation is the ultra-rare "Maxi-Version" of the (in)famous Dschinghis Khan single, Moskau.
  
 
== Trivia ==
 
== Trivia ==
* Put a list of fun facts about the movie
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* This animutation had a sequel released on June 9, 2006, titled [[The Moscow Incident: 25 Years Later]], which also used the song "Moskau".
* Hidden tracks, single-frame subliminal messages, etc.
 
* Or any other interesting facts about it that wouldn't go in the summary or transcript.
 
  
 
== External Links ==
 
== External Links ==
* [http://www.animutationportal.com/view/135 The Moscow Incident] on [[Animutation Portal]]
 

Latest revision as of 04:28, 16 October 2025

The Moscow Incident
Come and dance and often fish!
Watch
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Information
Author: Animubob
Release Date: January 6, 2005
File Size: 6.46 MB
Duration: 5:55
Complexity: unrated
Animutatedness: A.5
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Audio Info
Moskau
Artist: Dschinghis Khan
Album:
Genre: Pop
Language: German

About

In the year 1974, something happened in Moscow, Russia, that the government doesn't want you to know about. Now, the truth is out! With this exclusive footage you can learn what really went down! It involves a lot of dancing, singing, and.... fishing.
The Singing Goths also preform live in concert, reunited for the first time since their infamous cake concert.

Cast

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Notable Props

Lyrics

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Must bow!
Then look behind me Spoil
Two men are spoiled them boys
Might be the size?
Moscow!
Dock there be here again
Here lies I foiled your friend
Indian Surprise

Muzak in Hay Hay Hay let's be Blazin'! (hey hey)
Natasha ha ha ha let discern! (ha ha)
Karate hey hey hey up the Slayven! (hey hey)
Compton boo Get it hay Through the hole! (hay hay hay hay)

Moscow Moscow
Here we see a landing van!
Host now lists a Shirtistan?

Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay!
Moscow Moscow
Dynasty la it's a bus!
NASCAR is the type of lose!

Ha ha ha ha ha! Hay!
Moscow Moscow
Please Respect the Caviar
Mage events of this and thou!

Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay!
Moscow Moscow
Come and dance and often fish!
This to this and some and drink
Ha ha ha Pants ....

Moscow!
Those who are young in height
Spiegel it's quite all right
Who'd be a spoon?

Moscow!
Then I'm a ceiling fan!
There lies the even men
Hi speedy goon!

Prozac in Hay Hay Hay let's be blazin'! (hey hey)
Natasha Ha Ha Ha let discern! (ha ha)
Karate hay hay I don't believe it! (hey hey)
Compton boo take it straight through the hole! (hay hay hay hay)

Moscow Moscow!
Here we see a landing van!
Host now lists a Shirtistan?

Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay!
Moscow Moscow
Dynasty la it's a bus!
NASCAR is the type of lose!

Ha ha ha ha ha! Hay!
Moscow, lalalalalala, lalalalala,
ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hay!
Moscow, (Moscow,) lalalalalala lalalalalala,
ha ha ha ha ha!

Cthulhu ftagn
And my loofah lived for caging
And the straws perplex a liason
May the Kremlin from Rawhiem protect us!
With a strong lord free us,
Da shine Moscow schwab
Do ray dana, a clearing the glacier!
The fleas drink crimson excrement
The milk and taunts are naught, MOSCOW LIVES!

MOSCOW! MOSCOW!
Moscow Moscow
What could make my fooler kite?
Dust bunnies at Yatta height

Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay!
Moscow Moscow
Beijing in the Gaza Strip
Drunken in the Islam pit

Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay!
Moscow! Moscow!

Moscow!
I learned a new surprise
In a lot of french fries
This uno dog!

Moscow!
Dine has to sacrifice!
Is steak for light the pound
He needs his shots
Prozac in Hay Hay Hay let's be blazin'! (hey hey)
Natasha Ha Ha Ha let discern! (ha ha)
Karate Hay Hay I don't believe it! (hey hey)
Compton boo Get it hay through the hole! (hey hey hey hey)

Moscow Moscow!
Here we see a landing van!
Host now lists a Shirtistan?
Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay!
Moscow Moscow
Dynasty la it's a bus!
NASCAR is the type of lose
Ha ha ha ha ha! Hay!
Moscow Moscow
Please respect the caviar
Benjamin's armpits and car

Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay!
Moscow Moscow
Come and dance and often fish!
This to this and some and drink!

Ho ho ho ho ho! Hay!

Moskau
fremd und geheimnisvoll,
Türme aus rotem Gold,
kalt wie das Eis.
Moskau
doch wer dich wirklich kennt,
der weiß, ein Feuer brennt
in dir so heiß.

Kosaken, hey, hey, hebt die Gläser! (hey hey)
Natascha, ha, ha, ha, du bist schön! (ha ha)
Towarisch, hey, hey, hey, auf das Leben! (hey hey)
Auf dein Wohl, Bruder, hey Bruder ho! (hey hey hey hey)

Moskau, Moskau
wirf die Gläser an die Wand,
Russland ist ein schönes Land,
ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hey!
Moskau, Moskau,
deine Seele ist so groß,
nachts da ist der Teufel los,
ha, ha, ha, ha ,ha! Hey!
Moskau, Moskau,
Liebe schmeckt wie Kaviar,
Mädchen sind zum Küssen da,
ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hey!
Moskau, Moskau
komm wir tanzen auf dem Tisch,
bis der Tisch zusammenbricht,
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Moskau
Tor zur Vergangenheit,
Spiegel der Zarenzeit,
Rot wie das Blut.
Moskau
Wer deine Seele kennt,
der weiß die Liebe brennt
heiß wie die Glut.

Kosaken, hey, hey, hebt die Gläser! (hey hey)
Natascha, ha, ha, ha, du bist schön! (ha ha)
Towarisch, hey, hey, hey, auf die Liebe! (hey hey)
Auf dein Wohl, Mädchen, he Mädchen ho! (hey hey hey hey)

Moskau, Moskau
wirf die Gläser an die Wand,
Russland ist ein schönes Land,
ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hey!
Moskau, Moskau,
deine Seele ist so groß,
nachts da ist der Teufel los,
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Hey!
Moskau, lalalalalala, lalalalala,
ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hey!
Moskau, (Moskau,) lalalalalala lalalalalala,
ha ha ha ha ha!

An den kalten Tagen,
wenn die Luft klirrt vor Kälte
die Straßen und Plätze leer sind,
wenn der Kreml vom Raureif bedeckt ist
und das Morgenrot friert,
da scheint Moskau zu schlafen.
Doch in der Nacht da klirren die Gläser,
da fließt der Krimsekt in Strömen,
da wird getanzt, gelacht und geliebt! Moskau lebt!!

Moskau, Moskau,
Moskau, Moskau,
Wodka trinkt man pur und kalt,
das macht hundert Jahre alt,
ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hey!
Moskau, Moskau,
Väterchen, dein Glas ist leer,
doch im Keller ist noch mehr,
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Moskau, Moskau,

Moskau
Alt und doch jung zugleich,
In aller Ewigkeit
Stehst du noch da.
Moskau
Dein Herz schlägt stark und weit.
Es schlägt für reich und arm
In dieser Stadt.

Kosaken, hey, hey, hebt die Gläser! (hey hey)
Natascha, ha, ha, ha, du bist schön! (ha ha)
Towarisch, hey, hey, hey, auf die Liebe! (hey hey)
Auf dein Wohl Bruder, he Bruder ho! (hey hey hey hey)

Moskau, Moskau,
Wirf die Gläser an die Wand,
Russland ist ein schönes Land,
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hey!
Moskau, Moskau,
Deine Seele ist so groß,
Nachts da ist der Teufel los,
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Hey!
Moskau, Moskau,
Liebe schmeckt wie Kaviar,
Mädchen sind zum Küssen da,
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hey!
Moskau, Moskau
Komm wir tanzen auf dem Tisch,
Bis der Tisch zusammenbricht,
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Hey!

Audio Details

The soundtrack used for this animutation is the ultra-rare "Maxi-Version" of the (in)famous Dschinghis Khan single, Moskau.

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