Dan Hibiki's Armageddon

Dan Hibiki's Armageddon
Avert your eyes, princess Lala!
Information
Author: Mr. Homie Release Date: 12/12/2002 File Size: 1.58MB Length: 3:50 Complexity: Poiuytic Scale Stars: Dan Hibiki, Tom Fulp, Earthbound Mr. T
Audio Info
Anton Aus Tirol Artist: Dj Ötzi Album: unknown Genre: "I'm so great" song Language: German

About

This is what happens when you OD on Altoids. People will eat knees, the earth will turn into a Rollersphere with Stitch's face, entire high schools will begin ice skating, pretty men will jump from cars and detatch their arms, bladders will explode, Alpha Alski will come to rule Nostrilville, Shamans will play disco... insanity ensues. And to top it all off, angels will jump from Heaven and crash into earth, sparing only Tom Fulp.

Cast

• Tom Fulp
• Alpha Alski Lord
• Dancing Peanut
• New Age Retro Hippie
• Earthbound Mr. T
• Jay and Silent Bob
• Batman
• a dancing gremlin
• Mario
• Dan Hibiki
• Bullwinkle J. Moose
• Mr. Peabody
• Sherman
• Cosmo Kramer
• Uncle Sam
• Eric Cartman
• Donkey Kong
• Evil Spongebob Squarepants
• Princess Lala
• Krusty The Clown
• Ronald McDonald
• Josef Stalin
• Count Chocula

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics

Real Lyrics

Altoids! Altoids! Altoids! Altoids! Altoids! Altoids! Altoids! Altoids! Altoids! Altoids! Altoids! Altoids! Altoids! Altoids! Altoids! (Yahoo!) If it's a shame If it's a bowl... Then it's the ALPHA ALSKI LORD!!! Mind the key you Slongs-ga-bong From the van a pretty man. Might be cool, a Boomnut dare not fool If it's a scall From Nostrilville Then try the Highschool IceCapades We based anything you say Shiny Halls. S.O.S. I'm gonna hug the ALSKI LORD!!!! Now we'll be the celery These arms 2 are not 4 me Call the goo or call me Smeeg Ahh Come here sin call you Faith Please insult the Winnabago Girls So good to me! They got to pee! If it's a shame If it's a bowl... Then it's the ALPHA ALSKI LORD!!! Mind the key you Slongs-ga-bong From the van a pretty man. Might be cool, a Boomnut dare not fool If it's a scall From Nostrilville Then try the Highschool IceCapades We based anything you say Shiny Halls. S.O.S. I'm gonna hug the ALSKI LORD!!!! Altoids! Altoids! Altoids! Altoids! Altoids! Altoids! Altoids! Altoids! Altoids! Altoids! Altoids! Altoids! Altoids! Altoids! Altoids! I'm standing diskco Shaman Jogging me meh poop tomata Danga Vinga come to me! Oy! A Shame I 8 my knee! Let's Olive oil Bra-rang-a-dang "Koala is the world," it said. AHHH! Me Knee sheed! Oy! the Shame! Store Kapour... Or ya needa getta cleana floor And Hair on Musk McNeil Mighty Rollerspeare (Yahoo!) If it's a shame If it's a bowl... Then it's the ALPHA ALSKI LORD!!! Mind the Weee! You Slongs-ga-bong From the van a pretty man. Might be cool, a Boomnut dare not fool If it's a scall From Nostrilville Then try the High School IceCapades We based anything you say Shiny Halls. S.O.S. I'm gonna hug the ALSKI LORD!!!!

Anton! Anton! Anton! Anton! Anton! Anton! Anton! Anton! Anton! Anton! Anton! Anton! Anton! Anton! Anton! (Yahoo!) Ich bin so schön, ich bin so toll, ich bin der Anton aus Tirol Meine gigschlank'n Wadl'n san da Wahnsinn für die Madl'n mei Figur a Wunder der Natur Ich bin so stark und auch so wild ich treib es heiß und eisgekühlt wippe ich mit dem gesäß schrei'n die Hasen S.O.S. und woll'n den Anton aus Tirol Blaue Pille, Sellerie - des braucht so a Anton nie! Koa Tattoo und koane Schmäh a koa Piercing koa Juche bin koa Softie, bin a Tiger Girls, so an Typ wie mi', den gabs noch nie. Ich bin so schön, ich bin so toll, ich bin der Anton aus Tirol Meine gigschlank'n Wadl'n san da Wahnsinn für die Madl'n mei Figur a Wunder der Natur Ich bin so stark und auch so wild ich treib es heiß und eisgekühlt wippe ich mit dem gesäß schrei'n die Hasen S.O.S. und woll'n den Anton aus Tirol Anton! Anton! Anton! Anton! Anton! Anton! Anton! Anton! Anton! Anton! Anton! Anton! Anton! Anton! Anton! Abens dann im Discostadl zoag i mi imt 15 Mad'l; - denn gewinnen kann nur i: "Ulll - so schön war i no nie !" Lass alle Buam im Regen stehn Koana is so urig schön: "AHHH - bin i schön !" - (AHH - is er schön!) Starker Bua - von dir kriag i net g'nua komm her und machs mit mir du mein Tiroler Stier. (Yahoo!) Ich bin so schön, ich bin so toll, ich bin der Anton aus Tirol Meine gigschlank'n Wadl'n san da Wahnsinn für die Madl'n mei Figur a Wunder der Natur Ich bin so stark und auch so wild ich treib es heiß und eisgekühlt wippe ich mit dem gesäß schrei'n die Hasen S.O.S. und woll'n den Anton aus Tirol

Trivia

• The message "He's dead, Jim!" is an obvious reference to the semi-official catch-phrase of Star Trek's Dr. McCoy.

External Links

• Dan Hibiki's Armageddon on Newgrounds

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