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{{animutation infobox|
 
title=ScientLOLojyuuichi!!|
 
title=ScientLOLojyuuichi!!|
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subtitle=|
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subtitle=Tom Cruise vs. The Internet|
 
image=|
 
image=|
 
imgdesc=|
 
imgdesc=|
 
author=Andrew Kepple|
 
author=Andrew Kepple|
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date=02/06/2008|
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date=02/03/2008|
 
size=4.7 MB|
 
size=4.7 MB|
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duration=|
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duration=5:00|
 
poiuytic=|
 
poiuytic=|
 
wartysian=|
 
wartysian=|
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stars=|[[Tom Cruise]]
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stars=[[Tom Cruise]]|
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albino=scientolulz|
 
newgrounds=423640|
 
newgrounds=423640|
 
aniport=|
 
aniport=|
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youtube=|
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youtube=IOS0ohcdsrA|
 
sheezy=|
 
sheezy=|
 
watch=|
 
watch=|
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audio=Scientology|
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audio=ScientLOLojyuuichi|
 
artist=Nuclear Bubble Wrap|
 
artist=Nuclear Bubble Wrap|
 
album=|
 
album=|
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genre=Comedy|
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genre=Comedy (Novelty song)|
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language=}}
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language=English|
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audio2=Fight Theme (Neodämmerung)|
 +
artist2=Don Davis|
 +
album2=The Matrix Revolutions OST|
 +
genre2=Film score, soundtrack|
 +
language2=Sanskrit|
 +
audio3=Under the Kilt|
 +
artist3=Dr. MacDoo (Jonny Jakobsen)|
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album3=Single|
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genre3=Europop|
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language3=English}}
  
 
== About ==
 
== About ==
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== Cast ==
 
== Cast ==
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*  
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* {{character|L. Ron Hubbard}}
 +
* {{character|Tom Cruise}}
 +
* thetan ({{character|Pac-Man Ghosts|Pac-Man ghost}})
 +
* generic kid
 +
* various people
 +
* {{character|Santa Claus}}
 +
* {{character|Dopefish}}
 +
* {{character|Kuma}}
 +
* {{character|Colin Mochrie}}
 +
* {{character|George W. Bush}}
 +
* {{character|Cuthwald}}
 +
* {{character|Zoidberg}}
 +
* {{character|Xenu}}
 +
* {{character|Machine Gunner}}
 +
* {{character|John Travolta}}
 +
* {{character|Chris Masterson}}
 +
* {{character|Danny Masterson}}
 +
* {{character|Isaac Hayes}}
 +
* {{character|Kirstie Alley}}
 +
* {{character|Lisa Marie Presley}}
 +
* {{character|Nancy Cartwright}}
 +
* {{character|Sofia Mios}}
 +
* {{character|Katie Holmes}}
 +
* kitten
 +
* You(an emo person taking a photograph)
 +
* old priest
 +
* {{character|James Caviezel}} as {{character|Jesus H. Christ (character)|Jesus H. Christ}}
 +
* clapping audience from [[Gone With the Wind 1979]]
 +
* {{character|Pac-Man}}
 +
* {{character|Gastly}}
 +
* bodies of {{character|Ren}} and {{character|Stimpy}}
 +
* {{character|Heath Ledger}}
 +
* {{character|Gerard Butler}}
 +
* Anonymous
 +
* {{character|Neil Patrick Harris}}
 +
* {{character|Sean Connery}}
 +
* {{character|King Leonidas}}
 +
* {{character|Tay Zonday}}
 +
* {{character|Gary Brolsma}}
 +
* {{character|Brian Peppers}}
 +
* {{character|Tom Anderson}}
 +
* {{character|Star Wars Kid}}
 +
* {{character|Cockmongler}}
 +
* {{character|CATS}}
 +
* {{character|O RLY Owl}}
 +
* {{character|StrawberryClock}}
 +
* {{character|Happycat}}
 +
* some emo kid
 +
* Anime catgirl
 +
* {{character|Chuck Norris}}
  
 
== Notable Props ==
 
== Notable Props ==
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*  
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* {{prop|Spleen}}
  
 
== Transcript ==
 
== Transcript ==
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<table border="0" cellpadding="10">
 
<table border="0" cellpadding="10">
 
<tr>
 
<tr>
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<th>Fake Lyrics</th>
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</tr>Hey children, gather round and listen to whatever I say<br>
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<th>Real Lyrics</th>
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Take the words in and follow me<br>
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</tr>
+
I'm gonna tell you about what you should follow today<br>
 +
The church of Scientology<br>
 +
<br>
 +
So sit down, look we have this great religion you should try it<br>
 +
Just pay us a few hundred bucks<br>
 +
We give you a personality test to see what you admit<br>
 +
We wish you the best of luck<br>
 +
<br>
 +
Now get down and say that you believe in Xenu<br>
 +
And your body thetans too<br>
 +
Praise L. Ron Hubbard, who's told us that life<br>
 +
Is worth living as long as you pay up<br>
 +
<br>
 +
It's not science fiction<br>
 +
Though our founder wrote some<br>
 +
Our church is called the study of truth<br>
 +
<br>
 +
And scientology will make you happy<br>
 +
With scientology you will see<br>
 +
And scientology will show you the way<br>
 +
As long as you pay, you can't go wrong<br>
 +
<br>
 +
Our thetan levels are way too high so we joined the church and<br>
 +
Now we feel more happy<br>
 +
We were depressed but L Ron Hubbard took us all by the hand<br>
 +
Thank you, Scientology<br>
 +
<br>
 +
And now we know the truth, the frozen souls ('''Frozen Seoul''') are trapped inside us<br>
 +
That's why many people feel down<br>
 +
The people here we know are people that us children can trust<br>
 +
It's the best religion around<br>
 +
<br>
 +
We get down and we say that we believe in Xenu<br>
 +
And our body thetans too<br>
 +
Praise L. Ron Hubbard, who's told us that life<br>
 +
Is worth living as long as you pay up<br>
 +
<br>
 +
It's not science fiction<br>
 +
Though our founder wrote some<br>
 +
Our church is called the study of truth<br>
 +
And Scientology makes us feel happy<br>
 +
With Scientology we do see<br>
 +
And Scientology, it shows us the way<br>
 +
As long as we pay, we can't go wrong<br>
 +
<br>
 +
Now get down and say that you believe in Xenu<br>
 +
And your body thetans too<br>
 +
Praise L. Ron Hubbard, who's told us that life<br>
 +
Is worth living as long as you pay up<br>
 +
<br>
 +
It's not science fiction<br>
 +
Though our founder wrote some<br>
 +
Our church is called the study of truth<br>
 +
And scientology will make you happy<br>
 +
With scientology you will see<br>
 +
And scientology will show you the way<br>
 +
As long as you pay, you can't go wrong<br>
 +
<br>
 +
<i>Why my website no werk?<br>
 +
Maybe I should blame...<br>
 +
PEOPLE ON THE INTERWEBS!!!1<br>
 +
U R Interblahgz person u must dai!!!!1<br>
 +
AHHHH!!!! How many internets ppl do I have to kill just to get my stupid website to werk?<br>
 +
Y HALO THAR TOM CRUISE<br>
 +
Hu sed dat??<br>
 +
WE DID<br>
 +
YOUUUUUU!!!1 Who r u?<br>
 +
WE ARE ANONYMOUS<br>
 +
WE ARE LESION<br>
 +
WE DO NOT FORGIVE<br>
 +
WE DO NOT UM...(forget) FORGET!!! EXPECT US.<br>
 +
Alright, Anonymous. Let's finish this. On the front steps of the Church of Scientology</i><br>
 +
<br>
 +
Asato Ma Sat Gamaya<br>
 +
Tamaso Ma Jyotir Gamaya<br>
 +
Mrityor Ma Amritam Gamaya<br>
 +
Om Shanti Shanti Shanti.<br>
 +
<br>
 +
<i>HUH???<br>
 +
XENU! XENU! XENU!<br>
 +
Xenu is REAL? (XENU! XENU! XENU!)<br>
 +
Uhh, I mean, I knew that, kekeke</i><br>
 +
<br>
 +
Oh, aye da doi de doi de<br>
 +
Doi doi da doi de doi de<br>
 +
Doi doi da doi de doi de<br>
 +
Doi doi da doi!<br>
 +
Oh aye da doi de doi de<br>
 +
Doi doi da doi de doi de<br>
 +
Doi doi da doi de doi de<br>
 +
Doi doi da doi<br>
 +
Oh, aye the bonnie lasses<br>
 +
Oh, aye my purple glasses<br>
 +
Oh, I've a few surprises<br>
 +
Under the kilt!<br>
 +
Oh, aye the bonnie lasses<br>
 +
Oh, aye my purple glasses<br>
 +
Oh, aye my feet are dancing<br>
 +
Under the kilt<br>
 +
Swing it high, swing it low<br>
 +
Ready there, it's time to go!<br>
 +
Come along and wave your tartan, this is where the party's startin'<br>
 +
Oh, aye the lights are glowing<br>
 +
Oh, aye my feet are going<br>
 +
Dibbidy dop dop, ba dibidibidibidibie<br>
 +
Under the kilt<br>
 +
Dibbidy dop dop, ba dibidibidibidibie<br>
 +
Under the kilt<br>
 
<tr>
 
<tr>
 
<td valign="top" nowrap>
 
<td valign="top" nowrap>
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Fake<br>
 
 
</td>
 
</td>
 
<td valign="top" nowrap>
 
<td valign="top" nowrap>
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Real<br>
 
 
</td>
 
</td>
 
</tr>
 
</tr>
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== Audio Details ==
 
== Audio Details ==
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The song is a parody of [[Hyakugojyuuichi]], which was preformed by a comedy band lead by Lemon Demon forums user weirdojace.
+
The song is a parody of [[Hyakugojyuuichi]], which was performed by a comedy band led by Lemon Demon forums user weirdojace.
 +
 
 
== Trivia ==
 
== Trivia ==
−
* We're not sure if Andrew Kepple or Zekey did this
+
* This movie was made under one of [[Andrew Kepple]]'s alternate accounts.
 +
* On the Albino Blacksheep version, ''Under The Kilt'' gets cut off and [[Rick Astley]]'s ''Never Gonna Give You Up'' plays through the rest of the ending credits.
 +
* During the second "It's not science fiction, though our founder wrote some", clicking on Kirstie Alley's boobs activates squeaking and honking horn noises.
 +
* When Tom Cruise first discovers that his website has been hacked, clicking on the computer monitor links to the official Nuclear Bubble Wrap website.
 +
* Right-clicking and pressing play makes the message "There are at least two clickable Easter Eggs in this movie." appear.
  
 
== External Links ==
 
== External Links ==
 
* [http://www.thefump.com/side.php?id=128 Download the Song]
 
* [http://www.thefump.com/side.php?id=128 Download the Song]
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ScientLOLojyuuichi!!
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Information
Full Title: ScientLOLojyuuichi!!
Subtitle: Tom Cruise vs. The Internet
Author: Andrew Kepple ▾
Release Date: February 3, 2008 ▾
File Size: 4.7 MB
Duration: 5:00
Complexity: unrated
Animutatedness: unrated
Star(s): Tom Cruise
Audio Info
ScientLOLojyuuichi
Artist: Nuclear Bubble Wrap
Album:
Genre: Comedy (Novelty song)
Language: English ▾
Fight Theme (Neodämmerung)
Artist: Don Davis
Album: The Matrix Revolutions OST
Genre: Film score, soundtrack
Language: Sanskrit ▾
Under the Kilt
Artist: Dr. MacDoo (Jonny Jakobsen)
Album: Single
Genre: Europop
Language: English ▾

About

A satirical take on the current "War on Scientology", which was declared by the mysterious group of attention-seeking internet-gangsters from 4Chan (etc) known as "Anonymous", in January 2008.

Will the "hackers on steroids" bring down Scientology?
Will Tom Cruise successfully destroy the internet?
Will you be bothered to turn up to your local anti-CoS protest on February 10 to see how it all turns out?

Cast

Notable Props

Transcript

Lyrics

Hey children, gather round and listen to whatever I say
Take the words in and follow me
I'm gonna tell you about what you should follow today
The church of Scientology

So sit down, look we have this great religion you should try it
Just pay us a few hundred bucks
We give you a personality test to see what you admit
We wish you the best of luck

Now get down and say that you believe in Xenu
And your body thetans too
Praise L. Ron Hubbard, who's told us that life
Is worth living as long as you pay up

It's not science fiction
Though our founder wrote some
Our church is called the study of truth

And scientology will make you happy
With scientology you will see
And scientology will show you the way
As long as you pay, you can't go wrong

Our thetan levels are way too high so we joined the church and
Now we feel more happy
We were depressed but L Ron Hubbard took us all by the hand
Thank you, Scientology

And now we know the truth, the frozen souls (Frozen Seoul) are trapped inside us
That's why many people feel down
The people here we know are people that us children can trust
It's the best religion around

We get down and we say that we believe in Xenu
And our body thetans too
Praise L. Ron Hubbard, who's told us that life
Is worth living as long as you pay up

It's not science fiction
Though our founder wrote some
Our church is called the study of truth
And Scientology makes us feel happy
With Scientology we do see
And Scientology, it shows us the way
As long as we pay, we can't go wrong

Now get down and say that you believe in Xenu
And your body thetans too
Praise L. Ron Hubbard, who's told us that life
Is worth living as long as you pay up

It's not science fiction
Though our founder wrote some
Our church is called the study of truth
And scientology will make you happy
With scientology you will see
And scientology will show you the way
As long as you pay, you can't go wrong

Why my website no werk?
Maybe I should blame...
PEOPLE ON THE INTERWEBS!!!1
U R Interblahgz person u must dai!!!!1
AHHHH!!!! How many internets ppl do I have to kill just to get my stupid website to werk?
Y HALO THAR TOM CRUISE
Hu sed dat??
WE DID
YOUUUUUU!!!1 Who r u?
WE ARE ANONYMOUS
WE ARE LESION
WE DO NOT FORGIVE
WE DO NOT UM...(forget) FORGET!!! EXPECT US.
Alright, Anonymous. Let's finish this. On the front steps of the Church of Scientology

Asato Ma Sat Gamaya
Tamaso Ma Jyotir Gamaya
Mrityor Ma Amritam Gamaya
Om Shanti Shanti Shanti.

HUH???
XENU! XENU! XENU!
Xenu is REAL? (XENU! XENU! XENU!)
Uhh, I mean, I knew that, kekeke

Oh, aye da doi de doi de
Doi doi da doi de doi de
Doi doi da doi de doi de
Doi doi da doi!
Oh aye da doi de doi de
Doi doi da doi de doi de
Doi doi da doi de doi de
Doi doi da doi
Oh, aye the bonnie lasses
Oh, aye my purple glasses
Oh, I've a few surprises
Under the kilt!
Oh, aye the bonnie lasses
Oh, aye my purple glasses
Oh, aye my feet are dancing
Under the kilt
Swing it high, swing it low
Ready there, it's time to go!
Come along and wave your tartan, this is where the party's startin'
Oh, aye the lights are glowing
Oh, aye my feet are going
Dibbidy dop dop, ba dibidibidibidibie
Under the kilt
Dibbidy dop dop, ba dibidibidibidibie
Under the kilt

Audio Details

The song is a parody of Hyakugojyuuichi, which was performed by a comedy band led by Lemon Demon forums user weirdojace.

Trivia

  • This movie was made under one of Andrew Kepple's alternate accounts.
  • On the Albino Blacksheep version, Under The Kilt gets cut off and Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up plays through the rest of the ending credits.
  • During the second "It's not science fiction, though our founder wrote some", clicking on Kirstie Alley's boobs activates squeaking and honking horn noises.
  • When Tom Cruise first discovers that his website has been hacked, clicking on the computer monitor links to the official Nuclear Bubble Wrap website.
  • Right-clicking and pressing play makes the message "There are at least two clickable Easter Eggs in this movie." appear.

External Links

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