Conan's Quest for Peace

Conan's Quest for Peace
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Author: Big Papa Kitsune ▾ Release Date: July 7, 2003 ▾ File Size: unknown Duration: unknown Complexity: unrated Animutatedness: unrated Star(s): Conan O'Brien
Audio Info
E.G.G.M.A.N. Artist: Paul Shortino Album: Sonic Adventure 2 OST Genre: Character song Language: English ▾

Cast

• Bill Gates as the MGM lion
• lion with afro playing guitar?
• Forte on guitar
• Tribal Guy
• Goomba
• Conan O'Brien
• Big Boy
• two alien things?
• Earth
• two hamburgers
• 3D finish line
• Macaulay Culkin
• danger sign
• Ronald McDonald
• Viktor Hamburger
• guy with mustache and beard?
• Dr. Eggman's body
• David Letterman
• ballerina?
• Ren
• Stimpy
• Michael Jackson
• some guy in a man-thong?
• guy in a cage?
• eggs
• monkeys?
• some guy strangling Mr. Higsby?
• King Dedede balancing on his tongue
• eggs with faces?
• guy with Mario's hat
• Jay Leno
• beer
• Nelson from The Simpsons
• George W. Bush
• Saddam Hussein
• cow?
• cartoon kid?
• dinosaur thing?
• a bucket of lard
• Boogerman
• Swiss army knife containing:
  • a Japanese Playboy issue
  • a bottle of Jack Daniel's
  • a cigar
  • a missile
• white-haired guy in a Speedo?
• Triumph
• Eric Cartman as Adolf Hitler
• Wario
• someone's head on a gorilla's body?
• Princess Diana's picture on a headstone
• Queen Elizabeth II's head on a ballerina's body
• Tony Blair's head on some 3D guy's body
• Donkey Kong
• Amy Rose
• Martha Stewart
• Apu on a skateboard
• an emu
• Steve Irwin
• Osama bin Laden
• a fish
• Sonic the Hedgehog
• Space Bunny from "WarioWare Inc"
• Wario-like thing with jetpack?
• SEGA CDX
• Game Boy Advance SP
• guy eating money?
• guy with mutilated face?
• another mutilated guy?
• Fidel Castro
• jug of wine?
• guy?
• Metroid
• anime guy?
• monster thing?
• baseball player?
• clown?
• fat guy?
• CATS

Notable Props

• "?" Block

Lyrics

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah

The story begins, But who's gonna win? You know where the danger lies within. Aboard the ARK, A genius at heart, Wanting to unlock the mysteries of life.

I am the Eggman, that's what I am, I am the Eggman, I got the master plan. I am the Eggman, that's what I am, I am the Eggman, I got the master plan.

I'm plotting my schemes, Wherever I go, They're perfect in every way. I'd love to destroy, The blue one you know, He's an obstacle who always gets in my way.

I must, play this game by my rules, I will, conquer the world with my tools. All my machines, are made for destruction, I will build, my empire. I will succeed, and you will see, With my machine, there is no retreat.

(INSTRUMENTAL)

I am the Eggman, that's what I am, I am the Eggman, I got the master plan. I am the Eggman, that's what I am, I am the Eggman, I got the master plan.

(INSTRUMENTAL)

I am the enemy, I will succeed, My mission, yeah, I must complete. My name is Eggman, don't forget my name, If you ask me again, I'll tell you the same!

(INSTRUMENTAL)

I am the Eggman, that's what I am, I am the Eggman, I got the master plan. I am the Eggman, that's what I am, I am the Eggman, I got the master, master plan.

I am the Eggmaaaaaan!

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