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</tr>Hey children, gather round and listen to whatever I say<br> | </tr>Hey children, gather round and listen to whatever I say<br> | ||
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Take the words in and follow me<br> | Take the words in and follow me<br> | ||
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I'm gonna tell you about what you should follow today<br> | I'm gonna tell you about what you should follow today<br> | ||
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The church of Scientology<br> | The church of Scientology<br> | ||
So sit down, look we have this great religion you should try it<br> | So sit down, look we have this great religion you should try it<br> | ||
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Just pay us a few hundred bucks<br> | Just pay us a few hundred bucks<br> | ||
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We give you a personality test to see what you admit<br> | We give you a personality test to see what you admit<br> | ||
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We wish you the best of luck<br> | We wish you the best of luck<br> | ||
Now get down and say that you believe in Xenu<br> | Now get down and say that you believe in Xenu<br> | ||
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And your body thetans too<br> | And your body thetans too<br> | ||
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Praise L. Ron Hubbard, who's told us that life<br> | Praise L. Ron Hubbard, who's told us that life<br> | ||
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Is worth living as long as you pay up<br> | Is worth living as long as you pay up<br> | ||
It's not science fiction<br> | It's not science fiction<br> | ||
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Though our founder wrote some<br> | Though our founder wrote some<br> | ||
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Our church is called the study of truth<br> | Our church is called the study of truth<br> | ||
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And scientology will make you happy<br> | And scientology will make you happy<br> | ||
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With scientology you will see<br> | With scientology you will see<br> | ||
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And scientology will show you the way<br> | And scientology will show you the way<br> | ||
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As long as you pay, you can't go wrog<br> | As long as you pay, you can't go wrog<br> | ||
Our thetan levels are way too high so we joined the church and<br> | Our thetan levels are way too high so we joined the church and<br> | ||
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Now we feel more happy<br> | Now we feel more happy<br> | ||
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We were depressed but L Ron Hubbard took us all by the hand<br> | We were depressed but L Ron Hubbard took us all by the hand<br> | ||
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Thank you, Scientology<br> | Thank you, Scientology<br> | ||
And now we know the truth, the frozen souls are trapped inside us<br> | And now we know the truth, the frozen souls are trapped inside us<br> | ||
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That's why many people feel down<br> | That's why many people feel down<br> | ||
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The people here we know are people that us children can trust<br> | The people here we know are people that us children can trust<br> | ||
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It's the best religion around<br> | It's the best religion around<br> | ||
We get down and we say that we believe in Xenu<br> | We get down and we say that we believe in Xenu<br> | ||
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And our body thetans too<br> | And our body thetans too<br> | ||
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Praise L. Ron Hubbard, who's told us that life<br> | Praise L. Ron Hubbard, who's told us that life<br> | ||
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Is worth living as long as you pay up<br> | Is worth living as long as you pay up<br> | ||
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It's not science fiction<br> | It's not science fiction<br> | ||
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Though our founder wrote some<br> | Though our founder wrote some<br> | ||
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Our church is called the study of truth<br> | Our church is called the study of truth<br> | ||
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And Scientology makes us feel happy<br> | And Scientology makes us feel happy<br> | ||
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With Scientology we do see<br> | With Scientology we do see<br> | ||
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And Scientology, it shows us the way<br> | And Scientology, it shows us the way<br> | ||
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As long as we pay, we can't go wrong<br> | As long as we pay, we can't go wrong<br> | ||
Now get down and say that you believe in Xenu<br> | Now get down and say that you believe in Xenu<br> | ||
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And your body thetans too<br> | And your body thetans too<br> | ||
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Praise L. Ron Hubbard, who's told us that life<br> | Praise L. Ron Hubbard, who's told us that life<br> | ||
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Is worth living as long as you pay up<br> | Is worth living as long as you pay up<br> | ||
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It's not science fiction<br> | It's not science fiction<br> | ||
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Though our founder wrote some<br> | Though our founder wrote some<br> | ||
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Our church is called the study of truth<br> | Our church is called the study of truth<br> | ||
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And scientology will make you happy<br> | And scientology will make you happy<br> | ||
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With scientology you will see<br> | With scientology you will see<br> | ||
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And scientology will show you the way<br> | And scientology will show you the way<br> | ||
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As long as you pay, you can't go wrong<br> | As long as you pay, you can't go wrong<br> | ||
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Contents
About
A satirical take on the current "War on Scientology", which was declared by the mysterious group of attention-seeking internet-gangsters from 4Chan (etc) known as "Anonymous", in January 2008.
Will the "hackers on steroids" bring down Scientology?
Will Tom Cruise successfully destroy the internet?
Will you be bothered to turn up to your local anti-CoS protest on February 10 to see how it all turns out?
Cast
Notable Props
Transcript
Lyrics
Hey children, gather round and listen to whatever I sayTake the words in and follow me
I'm gonna tell you about what you should follow today
The church of Scientology
So sit down, look we have this great religion you should try it
Just pay us a few hundred bucks
We give you a personality test to see what you admit
We wish you the best of luck
Now get down and say that you believe in Xenu
And your body thetans too
Praise L. Ron Hubbard, who's told us that life
Is worth living as long as you pay up
It's not science fiction
Though our founder wrote some
Our church is called the study of truth
And scientology will make you happy
With scientology you will see
And scientology will show you the way
As long as you pay, you can't go wrog
Our thetan levels are way too high so we joined the church and
Now we feel more happy
We were depressed but L Ron Hubbard took us all by the hand
Thank you, Scientology
And now we know the truth, the frozen souls are trapped inside us
That's why many people feel down
The people here we know are people that us children can trust
It's the best religion around
We get down and we say that we believe in Xenu
And our body thetans too
Praise L. Ron Hubbard, who's told us that life
Is worth living as long as you pay up
It's not science fiction
Though our founder wrote some
Our church is called the study of truth
And Scientology makes us feel happy
With Scientology we do see
And Scientology, it shows us the way
As long as we pay, we can't go wrong
Now get down and say that you believe in Xenu
And your body thetans too
Praise L. Ron Hubbard, who's told us that life
Is worth living as long as you pay up
It's not science fiction
Though our founder wrote some
Our church is called the study of truth
And scientology will make you happy
With scientology you will see
And scientology will show you the way
As long as you pay, you can't go wrong
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Audio Details
The song is a parody of Hyakugojyuuichi, which was preformed by a comedy band lead by Lemon Demon forums user weirdojace.
Trivia
- We're not sure if Andrew Kepple or Zekey did this
- During one of the scenes, CATS from Zero Wing Rhapsody(a TMST flash)
can be seen if you zoom in or look closely.
