Cold Heart

Cold Heart
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Information
Author: author Release Date: 1/7/2002 File Size: 1.01MB Length: 1:00 Complexity: Poiuytic Scale Stars: Albert Einstein
Audio Info
Professor Coldheart's Theme Artist: Unknown Album: Unknown Genre: Theme Song Language: English

Cast

• Albert Einstein
• Krusty The Clown
• Darth Vader
• The Fonz
• Guybrush Threepwood
• Matthew Lesko
• N'Sync
• Mr. T
• Colin Mochrie
• Keenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell
• Chewbacca Pez Dispenser
• Storm Trooper Pez Dispenser
• Yoda Pez Dispenser
• Satan

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics

Real Lyrics

Allow me to introduce myself They call me Professor Coldheart I'm cold and cruel and crafty But wait! Here comes the best part I'll freeze your feelings cold as ice And kill your cares, ooh, that sounds nice! So listen, here's some sound advice, be smart- Don't mess with the Professor! Ca-ca-ca-ca-cunning Ca-ca-ca-ca-clever Coldheart! I've heard you've been complaining There's no need to cry or wine I'll refrigerate those feelings Ooh, I've found you just in time! My icy stare can hypnotize My chiling stare can paralyze I knew we'd get along right from the start Don't mess with the Professor! Ca-ca-ca-ca-creepy Ca-ca-ca-ca-crafty Ca-ca-ca-ca-cunning Ca-ca-ca-ca-clever Coldheart! Don't mess with the Professor! Coldheart!

Allow me to introduce myself They call me Professor Coldheart I'm cold and cruel and crafty But wait! Here comes the best part I'll freeze your feelings cold as ice And kill your cares, ooh, that sounds nice! So listen, here's some sound advice, be smart- Don't mess with the Professor! C-c-c-c-cunning C-c-c-c-clever Coldheart! I've heard you've been complaining There's no need to cry or whine I'll refrigerate those feelings Ooh, I've found you just in time! My icy stare can hypnotize My chiling stare can paralyze I knew we'd get along right from the start Don't mess with the Professor! C-c-c-c-creepy C-c-c-c-crafty C-c-c-c-cunning C-c-c-c-clever Coldheart! Don't mess with the Professor! Coldheart!

Trivia

• During the second verse, with the alternating pictures of Matthew Lesko and Mr. T, a message pops up briefly prompting you to "JOIN THE PETA".
• At the end of the animutation, press the Play button on the controls once the snowflakes stop spinning to see a cameo by the dancing Pee Wee Herman clones from Hyakugojyuuichi.

External Links

• Cold Heart at Neil Cicierega's site
• Cold Heart at Newgrounds