Life is Like a Mop

Life is Like a Mop
Good question, Hank
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Information
Author: Neil Cicierega ▾ Release Date: February 2, 2002 ▾ File Size: 1.85 MB Duration: unknown Complexity: unrated Animutatedness: unrated Star(s): Hank Hill, Dave Foley
Audio Info
Pokemon Sandwich Artist: Suzukisan Album: Raibaru! Genre: Language: Japanese ▾

About

Join Aaron Ackerson, Dancing Hitler, and the hideous jabbering head of Hank Hill (among other kooky characters) for a few rounds of nobody's favorite video-game-franchise-based word game: Pokemon Sandwich!

Cast

• Colin Mochrie
• Dave Foley
• Carrot Top
• Bill and Ted
• Hank Hill
• Stanley Spudowski
• Dancing Pickle
• Hobbes
• Dancing Adolf Hitler
• Darrin Henson
• Aaron Ackerson
• Mike Tyson
• Walrus
• Richard Simmons
• Squidward
• Count Fangula
• Ronald McDonald
• Stan
• Statue of Abraham Lincoln
• Frodo
• Weird Al Yankovic
• Mario
• Barry
• Large Marge
• Evil Monkey
• Elvis Presley
• Matty
• Little Richard
• Undertaker

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics

Real Lyrics

Pokemon no namae~... Wo daitai oboetara Kondo wa Pokemon Sandwich de asobou ka! Ruuru wa kantan Doko demo dekiru Moratte hasande watasu dake! Taratta-ta-ri-ra Ta-ri-ra-ri-ra-ri-ra Tatta-ra-ta-ri-ra Pokemon Sandwich Itchy - Knee - Sun - Sheep - Dough (Hoo!) Pikachu Kairyuu Pikachu Hey! Hasamimasho? Kairyuu Kyatapii Kairyuu Hey! Hasamimasho? Kyatapii Goosuto Kyatapii Hey! Hasamimasho? Goosuto Utsubotto Goosuto Hey! Hasamimasho? Taratta-ta-ri-ra Ta-ri-ra-ri-ra-ri-ra Tatta-ra-ta-ri-ra Pokemon Sandwich Ichi - Ni - San - Sheep - Dough (Hoo!) Garaara Gyaradosu Garaara Hey! Hasamimasho? Gyaradosu Dogaasu Gyaradosu Hey! Hasamimasho? Dogaasu Hitokage Dogaasu Hey! Hasamimasho? Hitokage Okorizaru Hitokage Hey! Hasamimasho? Okorizaru Purin Okorizaru Hey! Hasamimasho? Purin Myuutsuu Purin Hey! Hasamimasho? Myuutsuu Kabigon Myuutsuu Hey! Hasamimasho? Kabigon Gyaradosu Kabigon Hey! Hasamimasho? Pokemon no namae~ ...Wo daitai oboetara Kondo wa Pokemon Sandwich de asobou ze! Ruuru wa kantan Tada de asoberu The Water Soup Donkey! Pokemon no namae~ ...Wo daitai oboetara Kondo wa Pokemon sando de asobou yo! Ruuru wa kantan Dougu nanka iranai Life is like a mop!

Pokemon no namae~... Wo daitai oboetara Kondo wa Pokemon sando de asobou ka! Ruuru wa kantan Doko demo dekiru Moratte hasande watasu dake! Taratta-ta-ri-ra Ta-ri-ra-ri-ra-ri-ra Tatta-ra-ta-ri-ra Pokemon Sando Ichi - Ni - San - Shii - Go (Ho!) Pikachu Kairyuu Pikachu Hey! Hasamimasho! Kairyuu Kyatapii Kairyuu Hey! Hasamimasho! Kyatapii Goosuto Kyatapii Hey! Hasamimasho! Goosuto Utsubotto Goosuto Hey! Hasamimasho! Taratta-ta-ri-ra Ta-ri-ra-ri-ra-ri-ra Tatta-ra-ta-ri-ra Pokemon sando Ichi - Ni - San - Shii - Go (Ho!) Garaara Gyaradosu Garaara Hey! Hasamimasho? Gyaradosu Dogaasu Gyaradosu Hey! Hasamimasho? Dogaasu Hitokage Dogaasu Hey! Hasamimasho? Hitokage Okorizaru Hitokage Hey! Hasamimasho? Okorizaru Purin Okorizaru Hey! Hasamimasho? Purin Myuutsuu Purin Hey! Hasamimasho? Myuutsuu Kabigon Myuutsuu Hey! Hasamimasho? Kabigon Gyaradosu Kabigon Hey! Hasamimasho? Pokemon no namae~ ...Wo daitai oboetara Kondo wa Pokemon sando de asobou ze! Ruuru wa kantan Tada de asoberu Moratte hasande watasu dake! Pokemon no namae~ ...Wo daitai oboetara Kondo wa Pokemon sando de asobou yo! Ruuru wa kantan Dougu nanka iranai Moratte hasande watasu dake!

Trivia

• Messages given by the freaked-out walrus, in order of appearance:
  • I love you.
  • Gods damn it!
  • One mint per customer ONLY!
  • This is probably the best button to press.
  • Gaze!
  • Wahoo! Weehee
  • Do the Pookie Doo
  • Hey! That guitarist is obscu ("ring the text" is at the end, but you can't see it. Load the .swf in Flash MX and press Ctrl + L to see the rest of the text in a window.)
  • So easy, no wonder it's Number A!
  • Never get the words "Life insurance" and "diarrhea" mixed up.
  • Huh?
  • Uh, what's going on...?
  • I'm scared!!!
  • HELP!!!!
• The phrase "Wooden Eel" is a reference to "Space Ghost: Coast to Coast", in an episode where Space Ghost is playing submarine captain and his ship is "attacked" by "wooden eels" (a stack of wood planks).
• "Enuresis" (a word that pops up in the animutation frequently), for the curious, is the scientific term for bedwetting.
• At the end, keep waiting until Aaron Ackerson pops out again. Then stuff will happen.
  • After Mario falls down, click on him as quickly as you can to reveal secret text! Click on the triangle for more text. Keep clicking 118 times to watch the animutation again.
  • All of the lines of secret texts are (in order):
    • Ah ha! You found secret text. You crafty son of a bitch.
    • Ok, that's it, turn of your computer and do something constructive...
    • Like play a little racquetball...
    • Or wash your car.
    • Or cook dinner.
    • Or join a funk band.
    • Or travel to a foreign country.
    • Or run for president.
    • Or lube your car.
    • Or host a weenie roast.
    • Or dig for buried treasure.
    • Or milk a cow.
    • Or have a yelling contest with your neighbor's dog.
    • Or perform brain surgery.
    • Or paint a yellow line in the center of the driveway.
    • Or write your name in the snow.
    • Or teach basket weaving to clams.
    • Or sing Welsh folk songs at the bank.
    • Or plant trees on public property.
    • Or make a triangular table.
    • Or hop, skip, and jump.
    • Or ride a train.
    • Or organize your sock drawer alphabetically.
    • Or go bowling with your mom.
    • Or train potato bugs to do tricks.
    • Or make a quilt.
    • Or publish a magazine about pencil shavings.
    • Or eat lime jello with pineapple in it.
    • Or pave a freeway.
    • Or learn to draw.
    • Or take up photography.
    • Or learn to tell time.
    • Or photocopy money.
    • Or go out for pasta.
    • Or sew a dress.
    • Or bathe your iguana.
    • Or go fishing.
    • Or paint a stranger's house in the middle of the night.
    • Or take up windsurfing.
    • Or change your hair style.
    • Or sharpen your whiteboard markers.
    • Or feed a toucan.
    • Or enjoy the sun.
    • Or do a crossword puzzle.
    • Or buy some cool clothes.
    • Or go to the beach.
    • Or play croquet with your dad.
    • Or water your plants.
    • Or invite some friends for salmon and white wine.
    • Or invite some friends over for a orgy.
    • Or buzz off.
    • Or stop clicking that damn arrow.
    • I swear if you click it again I'll redirect to Goatse! So help me God!
    • Eh. Nobody's that cruel.
    • Please go.
    • What am I, a machine?
    • You've had your fun!
    • Pretend the button is a banner ad and don't click it.
    • You clicked it! What are you, a fool?
    • Fine. I'm leaving.
    • [blank] (x10)
    • Dammit, you don't give up, do you?
    • You can't beat me.
    • I'm not going anywhere.
    • Click the button all you want. There's no end.
    • ...
    •  !!! (alternates between this and the previous one, 21 times.)
    • ...
    • AHH!!! You win.
• The phrase "Wahoo! Weehee" said by the walrus is a reference to "Do the Mario", another animutation by Neil.
• Progress Indicator Ornament: Dancing Pickle

External Links

• Life is Like a Mop on Neil Cicierega's Site