Grrl Revolution

Grrl Revolution
American McGee was not involved with the making of this Fanimutation
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Information
Author: Insomnimania ▾ Release Date: September 6, 2001 ▾ File Size: 5.06 MB Duration: 4:35 Complexity: unrated Animutatedness: unrated Star(s): Janet Reno, Yuko others...
Audio Info
Rinbu-revolution Artist: Masami Okui Album: 少女革命ウテナ 絶対進化革命前夜 Genre: Anime Opening Theme Language: Japanese ▾

About

This Fanimutation was made in Macromedia Director instead of Flash. There is no streaming audio, so the movie will not synchronize properly, although the movie contains a few stop points where it waits for the song to catch up with the visuals. The song will play before the video is ready unless you have a fast enough PC.

Author's Note

This fanimutation was created on a PC running a Pentium III 733mhz, and will run on anything above that, however it is recommended you set your display to run in 16-bit color, for some reason that works better.

The author, who can be reached through his homepage, welcomes any assistance that can be given for translating this fanimutation to SWF format.

Any computer made after the release of this movie is able to play it properly at the correct speed with no noticeable lag (this was done on an Athlon XP in 32 Bit Color with Shockwave 10.1

What's going on here?

Grrl Revolution (Or Grrl Rev for short) is a basically a mock tribute to "Grrl Power". While intended to be a Fanimutation, not many elements from traditional Fanimutations were used. The version that is currently on the Internet is not the final version, which was lost, along with the original Director files.

Watch for:

• Almost every non-cartoon male character dies somehow, usually head explosion. Two (Three if you count an 'extra') non-cartoon males are not seen "dying", one being Matthew Lesko.
• Many of the head explosions (like the very first one of George W. Bush) are sprite animations taken from the Irem's NES game MetalStorm.
• Dead characters that return after death are signified by being washed out (decayed?), and have X's over their eyes
• The piece that represents Janet Reno's mouth moves to Yuko's mouth as she fades in
• A photo of the author's cats humping can be seen
• Philadelphia Lite Cream Cheese is referred to as "Non-fattening food"
• Jon Stewart is seen taking a bite from the Whiskas logo as the words "Now he's eating Kal Kan" are displayed. Whiskas changed its brand name from Kal Kan in the late 80's/early 90's, but the author could not find the logo for Kal Kan.
• Once again, we see Janet Reno's "mouth" transferred to Yuko.
• Ophelia fires a shot that fatally wounds Keanu Reaves in the head
• A picture of two horse's rear ends is flashed with the words "plop plop"
• Chun Li kicks the ugly head, which bounces around, knocks her down, and is eaten by the singing mouth.
• Chun Li is seen "showering" ani's coochie.
• Thai food is so hot, that it emits flames
• Blaze shoots a ninja star at the Thinking Man statue (he is a man, after all)
• Hello Kitty advises us that the Bridge sequence is about to start, and also that FARTING IS NOT PERMITTED
• A giant Jay Leno lumbers into the scene, knocking down Blaze
• Jay Leno breathes fire, and then eats the Sprites
• You can 'hear' Strawberry Shortcake giggle as she rides through the background
• Inside Leno's mouth, the following happens:
  • Bubbles come from Bill Clinton's saxophone as he plays along with the music
  • Scott Baio is chased by a lightening kicking Chun Li, who is joined by Strawberry Shortcake (who appears to be rabid)
• one of many long pauses is seen after we exit Jay Leno's mouth while the music catches up
• a chinchilla is sawed in half
• there are "fireworks" as we "shower Ani's coochie" a second time
• a turtle is seen agreeing with 'as a bad man may do'
• even though Bill Clinton's head explodes, the saxophone continues to play
• there is one known spelling error: in the credits "GRIGIRL" should read "GTIGIRL".
• to play the video again, you must click on the apple in Janet Reno's mouth

Cast

• Samantha Stephens (logo used for Insomnimania)
• Zaboomafoo
• Janet Reno
• George W. Bush
• Twink and the other sprites from Rainbow Brite
• Yuko from Valis III for Sega Genesis
• Girl from Gaiares for Sega Genesis
• Strawberry Shortcake
• "gruesome" girl from Fugly.com
• Jon Stewart and Gillian Anderson
• My Little Pony characters
• in the album flurry: Trick Daddy, R. Kelly, Madonna, and a few others
• naked women?
• Ophelia, art found on the Internet, source unknown
• Keanu Reeves
• Scrubbing Bubbles
• Grumpy Bear
• Good Luck Bear
• Funshine Bear
• Love-a-lot Bear
• Cheer Bear
• Birthday Bear
• Ani DeFranco
• Chun Li from Street Fighter II for SNES
• weird girl with long hair, weird eyes, and bearded face from Fugly.com
• Shannon Kringen (Goddess Kring from Seattle Public Accesss TV)
• Blaze from Streets Of Rage II for Genesis
• Hello Kitty
• Jay Leno
• Bill Clinton
• Scott Baio (in suspenders)
• Anne Robinson (host of Weakest Link)
• Vanna White (altered)
• Matthew Lesko
• Halcyon (from Gargoyles)
• kids, taken from Superbad.com
• a chinchilla
• baby?

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics	Real Lyrics	日本語で
Zaboomafoo Let go, you do Each day you play pool (Takes a long, long time) Do a handstand In the name of man And eat non-fattening food Let's go, ebay Auction revolution! Go, look through the albums No, not dirty albums She's crying out 'Oh i'm gruesome' 'Hey why don't we go' 'Anywhere' 'And go douche my new sedan' Say good luck and kiss him farewell Now he's eating kal kan He murdered cones Now he's getting what's coming yeah He'll die in Chino Let's not do this everytime (everytime!) But I dunno you say everything Ooo... You shot Keanu! And never he Sued Jan Reno The Shih Tzu Soon was a eunich (Revolution!) He's the king of you Let go you do I stand galvanized Let him go now Little do you know that We know you! Do a handstand On the lip of man And eat non-fattening food We've gone away Zulu? No, Germany! ai wa okane de wa kawanai tte shitte-iru kedo "I" de okane wa kaeru no? lesbian de itte'ta mukandou mukanshin kiri ga nai ne wakai ko minna sou da to omowareru no wa feel so bad! doushou mo nai ja nai (I feel so bad) Tiny boat man Weapons sheathed and sheen oo, well then she'll never know The Misery And he sent two She said to you Kick those uglymen on and on (Revolution!) Get ahold of me Make the bandstand Get a two weekday mule Can drink tonight Gunna shower ani's COOCHIE!!! Even if you know Let's consume Thai Cause you cannot stand the heat Be frugal Now move to melody When there are no men With the bread we eat Matt Lesko is through It's slow enough Picking up through the Melody! An animal Good animal Disect him tonight? That's murder! Go get Halcyon! Gangs smite Revolution Each day you smoke bowls Can drink tonight Gunna shower ani's COOCHIE!!! Even if you know Let's consume Thai 'cause you cannot stand the heat Come, Leno Cheap two-bit whore! He's the king of you is he soon to do As a bad man may do Jay ruined my Fruit Banana POOR ME! Do a handstand On the lip of man And eat non-fattening food My best friend Is sick of him Like I do	isagiyoku kakkoyoku ikite-yukou (Just a long long time) tatoe futari hanarebanare ni natte mo (Let go of me) Take my revolution hikari sasu garden te wo toriai chikaiatta nagusameatta "mou koi wa nido to shinai yo" tte sonna tsuyoi kessoku wa katachi wo kae ima ja konna ni takumashii watashi-tachi no lifestyle everyday, every time (every time) hoho wo yoseatte utsuru sashin no egao ni sukoshi no sabishisa tsumekonde (Revolution) isagiyoku kakkoyoku ashita kara wa daremo ga furimuku onna ni naru tatoe futari hanarebanare ni natte mo kokoro wa zutto issho ni ai wa okane de wa kawanai tte shitte-iru kedo "I" de okane wa kaeru no? TEREBI de itte'ta mukandou mukanshin kiri ga nai ne wakai ko minna sou da to omowareru no wa feel so bad! doushou mo nai ja nai (I feel so bad) demo ne watashi-tachi tomodachi no koto nani yori taisetsu ni shite'ru kitto otona yori mo (Revolution) yume wo mite namida shite kizutsuite mo genjitsu wa gamushara ni kuru shi jibun no ibasho sonzai kachi wa nakusenai jibun wo mamoru tame ni I'll go my way modorenai sorezore no michi wo erabu toki ga kuru mae ni konna ni mo konna ni mo taisetsu na omoide tokihanatsu yo Take my revolution. ikite-yukou genjitsu wa gamushara ni kuru shi jibun no ibasho sonzai kachi wo mitsuketai kyou made no jibun wo isagiyoku nugisuteru hadaka ni naru jiyuu wo mau bara no you ni tatoe futari hanarebanare ni natte mo watashi wa sekai wo kaeru	潔く　カッコよく　生きて行こう… たとえ２人離ればなれになっても… Take my revolution 光差す校庭（garden）手をとり合い 誓い合ったなぐさめ合った もう　恋は二度としないよって そんな強い結束は　カタチを変え 今じゃこんなにたくましい　私達の Life style,everyday…everytime 頬を寄せあって　うつる写真の笑顔に 少しの淋しさつめ込んで 潔く　カッコ良く　明日からは　誰もが振り向く女になる たとえ２人離ればなれになっても　心はずっと一緒に 愛は　お金では買えないって 知っているけど “I”でお金は買えるの？T.V.で言ってた 無感動…無関心きりがないね 若い子みんなそうだと思われるのは feel so bad!　どうしようもないじゃない でもね私達　トモダチの事 何より大切にしてる　きっと大人よりも 夢を見て　涙して　傷ついても　現実はがむしゃらに来るし 自分の居場所　存在価値は失くせない　自分を守るために I'll go my way　戻れない　それぞれの　道を選ぶ時が来る前に こんなにも　こんなにも　大切な想い出…とき放つよ… Take my revolution　生きて行こう　現実はがむしゃらに来るし 自分の居場所　存在価値を見つけたい　今日までの自分を 潔く　脱ぎ捨てる　裸になる　自由を舞う薔薇のように たとえ２人離ればなれになっても　私は世界を変える

Audio Details

The song is the opening theme from the anime Revolutionary Girl Utena, which has also been dubbed under the titles Utena and Ursula's Kiss.

Rejected Fake Lyrics

Due to the super bloted .dcr file format, previous versions of the lyrics have been found with a hex editor. The old lyrics that are not present in the final version have been highlighted in bold. Spelling is correct.

ooh, yeah zaboomafoo let go you do each day you play pool takes a long, long time do a handstand in the name of man eat none of that goo let's go ebay sanction revolution! go, look throught the albums no, not dirty albums she's crying out now i'm grusome hey why don't we go anywhere and go douche my sedan say good luck kiss him farewell now he's eating Kal Kan you murdered cones now he's getting what is coming he'll die in Chino let's not do this everytime (everytime) but i dunno you say everything Yoo. you shot keanu! and never he sued Jan Reno the Shih Tzu Soon was a eunich Revolution! Is he the king of you? let go you do I stand galvanized let him go now little did you know that we know you! do a handstand on the lip of man and eat none of that goo we've gone away Zisulu? no, germany! tiny boat man weapons sheathed and sheen oo, well then she'll never know the Misery and he sent two she said to you kick those uglymen on and on (revolution!) get ahold of me make the bandstand get a two weekday mule can drink tonight gunna shower ani's COOCHIE!!! even if you know let's assume Thai cause you cannot stand the heat be frugal now move to melody when there are no men with the bread we eat so let's go anew it's slow enough picking up throught the melody! an animal good animal disect tonight? it's murder! go get Halcyon! gangs smite revolution each day you smoke bowls gunna drink tonight gunna shower ani's COOCHIE!!! even if you know let's assume Thai 'cause you cannot stand the heat c'mon, Leno Cheap two-bit whore! he's the king of you? is he soon to do as a bad man may do jay ruined my loop banana POOR ME! do a handstand on a lit banana it's power to go! my best friend is sick of him like I do (it's revolution) (it's revolution) (it's revolution) (that's about it!)