| Grrl Revolution | 
   American McGee was not involved with the making of this Fanimutation  | 
| Information | 
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| Audio Info | 
| Rinbu Revolution |  
| Artist: | Okui Masami |  
| Album: | Single? |  
| Genre: | Anime Opening Theme |  
| Language: | Japanese |  
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About
This Fanimutation was made in Macromedia Director instead of Flash.  There is no streaming audio, so the movie will not synchronize properly, although the movie contains a few stop points where it waits for the song to catch up with the visuals.  The song will play before the video is ready unless you have a fast enough PC.
Author's Note
This fanimutation was created on a PC running a Pentium III 733mhz, and will run on anything above that, however it is recommended you set your display to run in 16-bit color, for some reason that works better.
What's going on here?
Grrl Revolution (Or Grrl Rev for short) is a basically a mock tribute to "Grrl Power".  While intended to be a Fanimutation, not many (if any) elements from traditional Fanimutations were used.  The version that is currently on the Internet is not the final version, which was lost, along with the original Director files.
Watch for:
- Almost every non-cartoon male character dies somehow, usually head explosion.  Two (Three if you count an 'extra') non-cartoon males are not seen "dying".
 
- Dead characters that return after death are signified by being washed out (decayed?), and have X's over their eyes
 
- The piece that represents Janet Reno's mouth moves to Yuko's mouth as she fades in
 
- A photo of the author's cats humping can be seen
 
- Philadelphia Lite Cream Cheese is referred to as "Non-fattening food"
 
- Jon Stewart is seen taking a bite from the Whiskas logo as the words "Now he's eating Kal Kan" are displayed.  Whiskas changed its brand name from Kal Kan in the late 80's/early 90's, but the author could not find the logo for Kal Kan.
 
- Once again, we see Janet Reno's "mouth" transferred to Yuko.
 
- Ophelia fires a shot that fatally wounds Keanu Reaves in the head
 
- A picture of two horse's rear ends is flashed with the words "plop plop"
 
- Chun Li kicks the ugly head, which bounces around, knocks her down, and is eaten by the singing mouth.
 
- Chun Li is seen "showering" ani's coochie.
 
- Thai food is so hot, that it emits flames
 
- Blaze shoots a ninja star at the Thinking Man statue (he is a man, after all)
 
- Hello Kitty advises us of the Bridge, and that FARTING IS NOT PERMITTED
 
- A giant Jay Leno enters the scene, knocking down Blaze
 
- Jay Leno breathes fire, and then eats the sprites
 
- You can 'hear' Strawberry Shortcake giggle as she rides through the background
 
- Inside Leno's mouth, the following happens:
- Bubbles come from Bill Clinton's saxophone as he plays along with the music
 
- Scott Baio is chased by a lightening kicking Chun Li, who is joined by Strawberry Shortcake (who appears to be rabid)
 
 
- a long pause is seen after we exit Jay Leno's mouth
 
- a chinchilla is sawed in half
 
- there are "fireworks" as we "shower ani's coochie" a second time
 
- a turtle is seen agreeing with 'as a bad man may do'
 
- even though Bill Clinton's head explodes, the saxophone continues to play
 
- there is one known spelling error: in the credits "GRIGIRL" should read "GTIGIRL".
 
- to play the video again, you must click on the apple in Janet Reno's mouth
 
Cast
(needs fixing, renaming or verification!)
Transcript
Lyrics
| Fake Lyrics | 
Real Lyrics | 
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 Zaboomafoo 
Let go, you do 
Each day you play pool 
(Takes a long, long time) 
Do a handstand 
In the name of man 
And eat non-fattening food 
Let's go, ebay 
Auction revolution! 
 
Go, look through the albums 
No, not dirty albums 
She's crying out 
'Oh i'm gruesome' 
'Hey why don't we go' 
'Anywhere' 
'And go douche my new sedan' 
 
Say good luck and kiss him farewell 
Now he's eating kal kan 
He murdered cones 
Now he's getting what's coming yeah 
He'll die in Chino 
Let's not do this everytime 
(everytime!) 
 
But I dunno 
you say everything 
Ooo... You shot Keanu! 
And never he 
Sued Jan Reno 
The Shih Tzu 
Soon was a eunich 
(Revolution!) 
 
He's the king of you 
Let go you do 
I stand galvanized 
Let him go now 
Little do you know that 
We know you! 
Do a handstand 
On the lip of man 
And eat non-fattening food 
We've gone away 
Zulu? 
No, Germany! 
 
ai wa okane de wa kawanai tte 
shitte-iru kedo "I" de okane wa kaeru no? 
lesbian de itte'ta 
 
mukandou mukanshin kiri ga nai ne 
wakai ko minna sou da to omowareru no wa 
feel so bad! 
doushou mo nai ja nai 
(I feel so bad) 
 
Tiny boat man 
Weapons sheathed and sheen 
oo, well then she'll never know 
The Misery 
And he sent two 
She said to you 
Kick those uglymen on and on 
(Revolution!) 
 
Get ahold of me 
Make the bandstand 
Get a two weekday mule 
Can drink tonight 
Gunna shower ani's 
COOCHIE!!! 
Even if you know 
Let's consume Thai 
Cause you cannot stand the heat 
Be frugal 
Now move to melody 
 
When there are no men 
With the bread we eat 
Matt Lesko is through 
It's slow enough 
Picking up through the 
Melody! 
 
An animal 
Good animal 
Disect him tonight? 
That's murder! 
Go get Halcyon! 
 
Gangs smite Revolution 
Each day you smoke bowls 
Can drink tonight 
Gunna shower ani's 
COOCHIE!!! 
Even if you know 
Let's consume Thai 
'cause you cannot stand the heat 
Come, Leno 
Cheap two-bit whore! 
 
He's the king of you 
is he soon to do 
As a bad man may do 
Jay ruined my Fruit Banana 
POOR ME! 
Do a handstand 
On the lip of man 
And eat non-fattening food 
My best friend 
Is sick of him 
Like I do
 
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 isagiyoku kakkoyoku ikite-yukou 
(Just a long long time) 
tatoe futari hanarebanare ni natte mo 
(Let go of me) 
Take my revolution 
 
hikari sasu garden te wo toriai 
chikaiatta nagusameatta "mou koi wa 
nido to shinai yo" tte 
 
sonna tsuyoi kessoku wa katachi wo kae 
ima ja konna ni takumashii watashi-tachi no 
lifestyle    everyday, every time 
(every time) 
 
hoho wo    yoseatte    utsuru sashin no 
egao ni   sukoshi no   sabishisa    tsumekonde 
(Revolution) 
 
isagiyoku kakkoyoku ashita kara wa 
daremo ga furimuku onna   ni naru 
tatoe futari hanarebanare ni natte mo 
kokoro wa   zutto issho ni 
 
ai wa okane de wa kawanai tte 
shitte-iru kedo "I" de okane wa kaeru no? 
TEREBI de itte'ta 
 
mukandou mukanshin kiri ga nai ne 
wakai ko minna sou da to omowareru no wa 
feel so bad!    doushou mo nai ja nai 
(I feel so bad) 
 
demo ne    watashi-tachi    tomodachi no koto 
nani yori   taisetsu ni shite'ru    kitto otona yori mo 
(Revolution) 
 
yume wo mite namida shite kizutsuite mo 
genjitsu wa gamushara ni   kuru shi 
jibun no ibasho sonzai kachi wa nakusenai 
jibun wo   mamoru tame ni 
 
I'll go my way   modorenai sorezore no 
michi wo erabu toki ga kuru   mae ni 
konna ni mo konna ni mo taisetsu na 
omoide   tokihanatsu yo 
 
Take my revolution.   ikite-yukou 
genjitsu wa gamushara ni   kuru shi 
jibun no ibasho sonzai kachi wo mitsuketai 
kyou made no   jibun wo 
 
isagiyoku nugisuteru hadaka ni naru 
jiyuu wo mau bara no   you ni 
tatoe futari hanarebanare ni natte mo 
watashi wa   sekai wo kaeru
 
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Audio Details
Audio is the opening to the anime Utena
Rejected Fake Lyrics
Due to the super bloted .dcr file format, previous versions of the lyrics have been found with a hex editor.  The old lyrics that are not present in the final version have been highlighted in bold.
Spelling is correct.
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 ooh, yeah 
 
zaboomafoo 
let go you do 
each day you play pool 
takes a long, long time 
do a handstand 
in the name of man 
eat none of that goo 
let's go ebay 
sanction revolution! 
 
go, look throught the albums 
no, not dirty albums 
she's crying out 
now i'm grusome 
hey why don't we go 
anywhere 
and go douche my sedan 
 
say good luck 
kiss him farewell 
now he's eating Kal Kan 
you murdered cones 
now he's getting what is coming 
he'll die in Chino 
let's not do this everytime 
(everytime) 
 
but i dunno 
you say everything 
Yoo. you shot keanu! 
and never he 
sued Jan Reno 
the Shih Tzu 
Soon was a eunich 
Revolution! 
 
Is he the king of you? 
let go you do 
I stand galvanized 
let him go now 
little did you know that 
we know you! 
 
do a handstand 
on the lip of man 
and eat none of that goo 
we've gone away 
Zisulu? 
no, germany! 
 
tiny boat man 
weapons sheathed and sheen 
oo, well then she'll never know 
the Misery 
and he sent two 
she said to you 
kick those uglymen on and on 
(revolution!) 
 
get ahold of me 
make the bandstand 
get a two weekday mule 
can drink tonight 
gunna shower ani's 
COOCHIE!!! 
 
even if you know 
let's assume Thai 
cause you cannot stand the heat 
be frugal 
now move to melody 
 
when there are no men 
with the bread we eat 
so let's go anew 
it's slow enough 
picking up throught the 
melody! 
 
an animal 
good animal 
disect tonight? 
it's murder! 
go get Halcyon! 
 
gangs smite 
revolution 
each day you smoke bowls 
gunna drink tonight 
gunna shower ani's 
COOCHIE!!! 
 
even if you know 
let's assume Thai 
'cause you cannot stand the heat 
c'mon, Leno 
Cheap two-bit whore! 
he's the king of you? 
is he soon to do 
as a bad man may do 
jay ruined 
my loop banana 
POOR ME! 
do a handstand 
on a lit banana 
it's power to go! 
my best friend 
is sick of him 
like I do 
(it's revolution) 
(it's revolution) 
(it's revolution) 
(that's about it!) 
 
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