French Erotic Birthday

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French Erotic Birthday
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Information
Author: Andrew Kepple
Release Date: July 4, 2004
File Size: 4.35 MB
Duration: 4:20
Complexity: unrated
Animutatedness: unrated
Star(s): Colin Mochrie
Audio Info
Opblaaskrokodil
Artist: Ome Henk
Album: Ome Henk gaat door het lint
Genre: Apres Skihut
Language: Dutch
Opblaaskrokodil
Artist: De Gebroeders Ko
Album: unknown
Genre:
Language: Dutch

Contents

About

This was released for the first anniversary of French Erotic Film. It's not really part of the epic Colin vs. JHC trilogy, but it has been added for completion's sake. It is basically a remake (possibly a parody of remakes) of French Erotic Film. The music is clearer and sharper, and changes have been made to many of the graphics, including Colin's solo of Ome Henk's Opblaaskrokodil and the Kortal Mombat fight between Scotsman Zippy and JHC/Pokerap Kid. The Singing Goths also perform live in cake.

Cast

Notable Props

Transcript

Lyrics

Here are the real lyrics, fake lyrics, and a translation side by side:

Fake Lyrics Real Lyrics Translation

Oho!
Oho!
Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la!
Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la!


French erotic film
An old blue Scot called Dill
A windy shaky driver
Doesn't look like they'll revive her

French erotic film
An old blue Scot called Dill
A windy shaky driver
That is a microwave oven


Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la!
Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la!


I lost his armpit on the soup
of Barbie Barbie Bum! (Summer Nights!)
For I'm a tech of Internet
Two dudes, Is "Friends" still on?
But what if met m'kay
a chained-up thing is all that's stuck?
And if Zippy drives my CD-ROM
don't talk to my old grey foot!
Maar...

French erotic film
An old blue Scot called Dill
A windy shaky driver,
Doesn't look like they'll revive her

French erotic film
An old blue Scot called Dill
A windy shaky driver
Doesn't look like a MacGyver


Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la!
Oh NO! La la la la la, la la la la la!

It filled right up to wearing
For Beano on my diet
Lithium to bite the burger
Ride those snakes for my leg, not!
To break the big title of "Fishy"
and this might make you faint:
Any video leaves at half-past boot,
Dumber than your-
... Huh?

French erotic film
An old blue Scot called Dill
A windy shaky driver
Doesn't look like they'll revive her

French erotic film
An old blue Scot called Dill
A windy shaky driver
Doesn't look like they'll revive her

Neigh! Hicksville Kay Psychologist!
Hicksville needs dough for a cross-lobe!
And Hicksville Long Isle a boundary
Tried a bit of the suit
OTAGO SOD IT!!!! (Nay!)
Hicksville Kay crouches probe ere 'xcept I like soldiers!
It's filled with giraffes!
ik wil maar één ding!

French erotic film
An old blue Scot called Dill
A windy shaky driver
Doesn't look like they'll revive her

French erotic film
An old blue Scot called Dill
A windy shaky driver
Doesn't look like they'll revive her

Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la!
Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la!
Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la!
Oho! La la la la la,
an old blue Scot called Dill!

Oho!
Oho!
Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la!
Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la!

Weet je wat ik wil,
een opblaaskrokodil.
Om in de zee te drijven,
tussen de lekkere wijzen.

Weet je wat ik wil,
een opblaaskrokodil.
Om in de zee te drijven,
tussen de lekkere wijzen.

Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la!
Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la!

Ik lust geen championnensoep
of bami, bami, bang. (Sambal bij?)
Waarom mot ik op internet
dat duurt me veelste lang,
Wat mot ik met een GSM
dat ding is altijd stuk,
En een zippie drive met CD-rom,
dat doet me ook geen fuck. Maar...

Weet je wat ik wil,
een opblaaskrokodil.
Om in de zee te drijven,
tussen de lekkere wijzen.

Weet je wat ik wil,
een opblaaskrokodil.
Om in de zee te drijven,
tussen de lekkere wijzen.

Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la!
Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la!

Ik wil geen tatoeëring,
van Pino op me dij,
een triviante bij de buren,
nah nee da´s niks voor mij.
Ik mot geen breedbeeldtelevisie,
´t is maar dat je ´t weet,
En geen video die de afwas doet,
nou maar in je ... (huuut!)Huh?!

Weet je wat ik wil,
een opblaaskrokodil.
Om in de zee te drijven,
tussen de lekkere wijzen.

Weet je wat ik wil,
een opblaaskrokodil.
Om in de zee te drijven,
tussen de lekkere wijzen.

Nee, ik wil geen zegeltjes,
Ik wil niet over het gras lopen,
En ik wil al helemaal niet
praten met de bestuurder
tijdens de rit,
Ik wil geen gratis probeerset electroontjes,
Ik wil niet naar huis, ik wil maar één ding!

Weet je wat ik wil,
een opblaaskrokodil.
Om in de zee te drijven,
tussen de lekkere wijzen.

Weet je wat ik wil,
een opblaaskrokodil.
Om in de zee te drijven,
tussen de lekkere wijven.

Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la!
Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la!
Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la!
Oho! La la la la la, Opblaaskrokodil!

Oho!
Oho!
Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la!
Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la!

I'll tell you what I want,
a blow-up crocodile.
To float out to the ocean,
among the yummy women.

I'll tell you what I want,
a blow-up crocodile.
To float out to the ocean,
among the beautiful women.

Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la!
Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la!

I don't like mushroom soup
of bami, bami, bang. (Peppers on the side?)
Why should I go on the internet,
that always takes me too long.
What do I want with a GSM,
that thing is always broken,
And a Zip drive with a CD-ROM,
That doesn't do me fuck. But...

I'll tell you what I want,
a blow-up crocodile.
To float out to the ocean,
among the beautiful women.

I'll tell you what I want,
a blow-up crocodile.
To float out to the ocean,
among the beautiful women.

Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la!
Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la!

I want no tattooing,
of Pino (Big Bird) on my thigh.
Trivia with the neighbors?
Nah, that does nothing for me.
I want no wide-screen TV,
It's just so you know.
And a VCR that does the dishes,
Stick it up your ... (honk)Huh?!

I'll tell you what I want,
a blow-up crocodile.
To float out to the ocean,
among the beautiful women.

I'll tell you what I want,
a blow-up crocodile.
To float out to the ocean,
among the beautiful women.

No, I don't want stamps,
I don't want to walk on the grass,
And I don't want to talk
to the bus driver during the ride,
I don't want free sample electronics,
I don't want to go back to my house,
I just want one thing!

I'll tell you what I want,
a blow-up crocodile.
To float out to the ocean,
among the beautiful women.

I'll tell you what I want,
a blow-up crocodile.
To float out to the ocean,
among the beautiful women.

Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la!
Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la!
Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la!
Oho! La la la la la, blow-up crocodile!

Audio Details

Trivia

  • The line, "I like soldiers" is later referenced in Chocolate Niblet Beans.
  • At the end, right click and select play from the drop down menu to get extra footage.
  • The Animutation Headquarters sign now tells us to "Watch out for Monster Deers" in this version, but it warned us to "Watch out for Snakes" in the original. Both refferenced previous Fanimutations.

External Links


The Colin Mochrie vs. Jesus H. Christ Trilogy
French Erotic Film | Plan 9 From Underpants | Colin Vs Jesus: FINALE! | French Erotic Birthday
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