French Erotic Film
|French Erotic Film|
|on the Animutation Portal|
"French Erotic Film" is part one of the epic "Colin Mochrie vs Jesus H. Christ" Fanimutation Trilogy. Based on a song by Ome Henk that has nothing to do with French porn, the title alone of this bizarre animation has made it very popular in search engines. Starring: Commander Keen sprites, Monty Python references, Zippy, an old blue Scot called Dill, and more.
Among all of the randomness of this 'mutation, there is a plot: A flying saucer piloted by Commander Keen sprites comes to Earth shooting people and other things with a beam that turns them into crazy Scotsmen. As Zippy and company attempt to persuade Colin to come out of his dressing room and onto the "stage," Colin gets zapped with the Scotsman beam. Alex Chiu assembles a team of old and new fanimutation characters, who summon Jesus H. Christ in an attempt to stop Colin McMochrie.
- Fat Bastard's legs
- Cookie Monster
- laughing kitten
- The Singing Goths
- people on movie festival poster
- Jay Jay the Jet Plane
- renniD nezorF as An Old Blue Scot Called Dill
- Princess Diana
- woman in bikini
- Mohammed Al-Fayed
- children's pictures taped to visor
- Robot Frank
- Bert with no nose
- Alan Rickman as Severus Snape
- Andrew Kepple
- hobo and dog (on Wacky Packages sticker)
- Jay and Silent Bob
- Matt LeBlanc as Joey Tribbiani/ Superman
- Matthew Perry as Chandler Bing/Batman
- Courteney Cox Arquette as Monica Geller/Wonder Woman
- Lisa Kudrow as Phoebe Buffay/Aquaman
- Jennifer Aniston as Rachel Green/Wendy Harris
- David Schwimmer as Ross Geller/Marvin White
- Mr. Mackey
- Asian guitarist making face (referred to as "Sergeant Hardass" in commentary)
- Dutch woman (on cleaner can)
- Monty Python Foot
- Pope John Paul II
- guy in bondage play outfit
- Robin Williams
- psychotic Pikachu
- Spongebob Squarepants
- Richard Dean Anderson as Angus MacGyver
- Groundskeeper Willie
- Sean Connery
- Randy Constan
- guy with cigar?
- Alex Chiu
- Adolf Hitler
- Cliche Kitty
- George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson and Theodore Roosevelt (Mount Rushmore)
- Robot Ron
- Colin Mochrie
- Statue of Liberty
- Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter
- Jesus H. Christ
Here are the real lyrics, fake lyrics, and a translation side by side:
NOTE: The lyrics of the verse beginning with "Neigh, Hicksville Kay Psychologist" do not appear at the bottom of the screen in French Erotic Film, but they do appear on-screen in French Erotic Birthday, the remake of French Erotic Film.
|Fake Lyrics||Real Lyrics||Translation|
The song, Opblaaskrokodil by Ome Henk, apparently has many versions that we have not heard yet. The Ome Henk CD Register lists the original (used in FEF) and the "Winterversie" (Winter Version). This is the "Alternate Version" available for download on Sonic Warfare. However, in Ome Henk's Singles section, there is an Opblaaskrokodil single including a "Super Extra Mix" and a "Roerbakmix." Elsewhere on the page is listed a "Heppie Summer Miks." Also, there happens to be a new 2005 version of the song too! Someone must locate and distribute these versions!
- In Andrew Kepple's movies, he usually puts hidden commentary in them. To get to it, load the Flash movie outside of a frame (e. g. in its own browser window or in a standalone Flash player) and resize the window. The commentary should appear at the bottom.
- In the scene inside the car, a sign reads: "SEE THIS SIGN! Ace Of Bass are belong to us"
- Right before Alan Rickman appears, in the last three frames of the Princess Di head scene, the text "WORSHIP THE SLUG" is displayed in the Standard Galactic Alphabet.
- In the last frame of Alan Rickman, the text "HEY KIDS!" appears over his shoulders.
- More SGA in the Scottish Alien scene: "SCOTSMANISE"
- Right after the Scottish Aliens, a frame appears with a picture of Sloth from "The Goonies" and the message "Sloth Sez: YOU LOVE GUNS"
- Right after the "old gray foot", the number 314 appears in a frame. 314 is Commander Keen's IQ, and thus another reference to the "Commander Keen" games.
- After the Macmanji fade out, a picture of a demented Pikachu appears.
- While Frozen Dinner is on the screen, he's interrupted by hammer & sickles as well as text stating that "Commies Rule!"
- The fish that appears after the sentence "To break the big title of 'Fishy'" is the Dopefish, another reference to Commander Keen. For more info, look at the Dopefish Home Page.
- Right after the alien ship zaps the Taco Bell dog, the text "THOU SHALT WORSHIP THE SLUG" appears.
- When the axe robot appears, three lines of text flash by around him: "On my signal, unleash every Zig!", "Somebody set us up the Whoopee Cushion!", and "Ace of Bass are belong to us"
- During the ending text, the text "HELP I AM TRAPPED IN THIS FANIMUTATION FACTORY -Sluggy" appears.
- After the credits, right-click on the screen and click "Play" to reveal Andrew Kepple's final words!
- The strange sound that plays right as the animation ends is the death sound from the Commander Keen games.