Gnome Aka!

Gnome Aka!
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Full Title: Gnome Aka! Author: DrakeDracoli ▾ Release Date: August 26, 2003 ▾ File Size: 4.97 MB Duration: 4:05 Complexity: unrated Animutatedness: unrated Star(s): Matthew Lesko
Audio Info
Shiroi Yami no Naka Artist: Shakkazombie Album: Genre: Language: Japanese ▾

Cast

• head silhouette
• clipart cacti
• Joe Musashi
• two gnomes
• Ann Coulter
• Matthew Lesko
• Flounder
• two clipart clownfish
• clipart centipede
• Gotenks
• Cheshire Cat
• William S. Burroughs in a photo from the cover of The Soft Machine
• retro housewife
• Mister Fruity
• clipart priest
• juggling bear
• Walt Disney
• Kanga and Roo
• roast turkey
• clipart dancing couple
• Hen Wen
• Dancing Pickle
• "Morgan Anarchy" from this page
• a scene from Requiem for a Dream (with a cameo by George Washington)
• cow
• cowboy horse
• clipart school
• moose
• Ronald McDonald torturing a child
• guy slicing pineapple?
• family from ad for the Lard Information Council
• guy from "Lemon in Water" ad
• Cogsworth
• cycloptic robot?
• boy in neurological experiment?
• boot
• people playing tennis
• clipart old man
• elderly rafter asking soldier for assistance
• pug
• sheep
• centipede
• clipart sheep
• Zorro
• corrupted gif of dancing guy?
• ZZ Top
• clipart wizard
• clipart goat
• quintessentially 1950s guy
• James Traficant
• bearded guy?
• Carlos Santana
• The Caterpillar
• cat
• Alex Chiu
• clipart cow
• clipart knight
• "Moose Crossing" icon
• Mona Lisa
• Skeleton band from "Mad Monster Party"
• Roy (Fire Emblem)
• Indian guy named Roy?
• anatomical diagram
• Karl Marx
• another clipart dancing couple
• clipart guy with cash
• guy reading newspaper
• clipart eccentric
• guy in jeep?
• the cast of Family Affair
• clipart paperwork guy
• "Under Construction" icon
• sci-fi guy?
• Statler
• clean-shaven MC Hammer
• gummi bears
• Garry Shider
• girl from PEZ coloring activity
• Moe Szylak
• Pakistani soldiers
• Santa Claus
• kids and celebrity(?) on Brach's ad
• Brian Wilson
• Mystery Guy
• sprite with sword?
• dot in hot dog costume
• various clipart lips
• clipart hot dog
• Jews collecting blood from severed head in antisemitic propaganda
• another dog in hot dog costume
• cartoon Hershey's kiss
• Barbie
• squirrel demonstrating squirrel fishing
• child
• an illustration for Yershov's The Humpbacked Horse
• clipart pirate
• Randy Savage action figure
• clipart macho men
• a nāga
• Kitten Kong from The Goodies
• stick figure carrying gun in briefcase
• Hồ Chí Minh
• USSR soldier
• ears diagram
• another clipart knight
• kittens
• The Hands Resist Him
• guy with sunglasses?
• Pervez Musharraf
• pink elephant
• hands holding American flag
• Lupin III
• clipart SuperHotDog
• Pope John Paul II
• KISS
• ninja from Shinobi title screen
• monkey with fez
• gnome
• Parliament-Funkadelic
• clipart spaceman
• frog
• clipart octopus
• clipart tooth
• Piggy

Notable Props

• Knife
• Immortality Rings

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics

Real Lyrics

Shinobi! Shinobi! Yummy! Gnome Aka! Shinobi! Shinobi! Yummy! Gnome Aka! Yo! HO! A fillet Atomic Foo' Ray Uncle; Sorry! Mom, Demo Walk out! KILL THE SAUCEAROO! YO, HO! SALSA! Carry down the MONEY SAW! So bet the new school Soon to kill the Saucearoo! So don't get kissed And say, "Eh, yo man, I want the money!" MOM DEMO CLAM DEMO Suit the master room Me ray don't want me Ears kicking on me Kikkoman Soup! So rent the cannon On the old men, OH MAMA! Missing day old sheep She cuts day old sheep I see all day old sheep Hurry, OH MAMA! DEMO! KARACHI Cut all me soda or I'll wear a goat all day I got a lot adrenaline! Soon a goat a day old foot I wanna get, "OOGA WAA!" It's a demo Chiu bought a ring MAN! Can I count the guitar on the cakey foot animal? WALK OUT THE KNIGHT WALK OUT THE KNIGHT WALK OUT THE KNIGHT WALK OUT THE KNIGHT WALK OUT THE KNIGHT WALK OUT THE KNIGHT Cool Roy! Cool Roy! Means I Gnome Aka! Cool Roy! Cool Roy! Means I Gnome Aka! RECORDER A full rete BUY YARN Full Rete! Mom, Demo WHOLE SHEEP KILL THE SAUCEAROO Net Down! SALSA!!! Carry down the MONEY SAW!!! So bet the news, COOL! Soon to kill the Saucearoo! So don't get hit and say, "Hey yo man, I want the money!" MOM DEMO CALM DEMO Suit the master room! Me ray don't want me ears kicking on my Kikkoman Soup, So rent the cannon on the old men, OH MAMA! Missing day old sheep She cut the day old sheep I see all day old sheep HURRY OH MAMA! THE MOE! KARACHI! Cut all me soda or I'll wear a goat all day, I got a lot adrenaline! Soon, a goat a day old foot, I wanna get, "Ooga Wa!" It's a demo Chiu bought a ring! Man, Can i keep the guitar on the Cakey foot animal; OOOOOOOHHHH, SHIT!!!!! KILL THE KNIGHT! KILL THE KNIGHT! KILL THE KNIGHT! KILL THE KNIGHT! KILL THE KNIGHT! KILL THE KNIGHT! KILL THE KNIGHT! KILL THE KNIGHT! HOT DOG! They can not kiss the cool knight! HOT DOG! They can not kiss the cool knight! HOT DOG! They can not kiss the cool knight! Cocoa, what? SHINOBI YUMMY GNOME AKA! HOT DOG! They can not kiss the cool knight! HOT DOG! They can not kiss the cool knight! HOT DOLL(Dog)! They can not kiss the cool knight! Cocoa, what? SHINOBI YUMMY GNOME AKA! SAY MINE SAY MINE MACHO GNOME AKA! SAY MINE SAY MINE MACHO GNOME AKA! Oh Naga A full rete A coat; Oh, it's you: A rete! MOM DEMO Won't she kill the Saucearoo? Oat-Goat Salsa! Carry down the Money Saw! So bet the old school: Soon to kill the Saucearoo! So don't get kissed and say, "Hey yo man! I want the money!" NAM DEMO CLAM DEMO Suit the master room! Me ray don't want me ears Kicking on me KIKKOMAN SOUP!? So rent the couches on the old men, OH MAMA! Missing day old sheep She cuts day old sheep I see all day old sheep, HURRY OH MAMA DEMO KARACHI Cut all me soda or I'll wear a goat all day I got a lot ADRENALINE!!!! Soon, A goat or day old foot I wanna get, "OOGA WA!" It's a demo, You bought a ring! Man can I count the guitar on the cakey foot animal? LOCK OUT THE KNIGHT! LOCK OUT THE KNIGHT! LOCK OUT THE KNIGHT! LOCK OUT THE KNIGHT! LOCK OUT THE KNIGHT! LOCK OUT THE KNIGHT! HOT DOG! They can not kiss the cool knight! HOT DOG! They can not kiss the cool knight! HOT DOG! They can not kiss the cool knight! Cocoa, what? SHINOBI YUMMY GNOME AKA! HOT DOG! They can not kiss the cool knight! HOT DOG! They can not kiss the cool knight! HOT DOG! They can not kiss the cool knight! Cocoa, what? SHINOBI YUMMY GNOME AKA!

Shiroi shiroi yami no naka Shiroi shiroi yami no naka Jyouhou afure atama fure okusare Nan de mo wakatta ki ni saseru Jyouhou sousa karera no monosa Subete no hito o sono ki ni saseru Sono ki ni sasete yobun na mono made Nan de mo ka n de mo tsukamaseru Mire domo miezu kike domo ki koezu Subete karera no ou mama Misete hoshii kikasete hoshii Oshiete hoshii ari no mama Demo karashiii koto ni Sorera o oru koto de agaru ADORENARIN Sonna koto de dasu gawa ukeru gawa Itsu demo chuburarin Nan ka wakatta ki da kedo Kekkyoku nan kedo wakattenai Wakattenai Wakattenai Wakattenai Wakattenai Wakattenai Kuroi kuroi mizu no naka Kuroi kuroi mizu no naka REKOODO afurete BAIYAA afurete Nan de mo hoshii ki ni saseru Nedan sousa karera no mono sa Subete no hito o sono ki ni saseru Sono ki ni sasete yobun na mono made Nan de mo ka n de mo tsukamaseru Mire domo miezu kikedomo koezu Subete karera no ou mama Misete hoshii kikasete hoshii Oshiete hoshii ari no mama Demo karashii koto ni Sorera o oru koto de agaru ADORENARIN Sonna koto de dasu gawa ukeru gawa Itsu demo chuburarin Nan ka kiitake dakedo Kekkyoku nani mo kiitenai Kiitenai Kiitenai Kiitenai Kiitenai Kiitenai Kiitenai Kiitenai Handan! Dekinai shitakunai Handan! Dekinai shitakunai Handan! Dekinai shitakunai Koko wa shiroi yami no naka Handan! Dekinai shitakunai Handan! Dekinai shitakunai Handan! Dekinai shitakunai Koko wa shiroi yami no naka Semai semai machi no naka Semai semai machi no naka Onna ga afurete otoko ga tsurarete Nan de mo hoshii ki ni saseru Otoko no sousa kanojyoura no monosa Subete no otoko wo sono ki ni saseru Sono ki ni sasete yobun na mono made Nan de mo ka n de mo tsukamaseru Mire domo miezu kikedomo koezu Subete kanojyoura no oumama Misete hoshii kikasete hoshii Oshiete hoshii ari no mama Demo karashii koto ni Sorera o oru koto de agaru ADORENARIN Sonna koto de dasu gawa ukeru gawa Itsu demo chuburarin Nan karerakatta ki da kedo Kekkyoku nan kedo wakattenai Wakattenai Wakattenai Wakattenai Wakattenai Wakattenai Handan! dekinai shitakunai Handan! dekinai shitakunai Handan! dekinai shitakunai Koko wa shiroi yami no naka Handan! Dekinai shitakunai Handan! Dekinai shitakunai Handan! Dekinai shitakunai Koko wa shiroi yami no naka

Trivia

• There is no replay in the Flash version, instead endlessly looping at the clipart cactus saying "Goo Srkew Yourselfs". You can only replay it by rewinding the flash from the start.