Jhonen Vasquez vs. Conan O'Brien vs. Colin Mochrie vs. the Monorail

Jhonen Vasquez vs. Conan O'Brien vs. Colin Mochrie vs. the Monorail
Shiny teeth!
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Author: Keith Stack ▾ Release Date: July 29, 2004 ▾ File Size: 4.70 MB Duration: 1:59 Complexity: unrated Animutatedness: A.5 Star(s): Jhonen Vasquez, Conan O'Brien, Colin Mochrie
Audio Info
My Shiny Teeth And Me Artist: Chris Kirkpatrick as Chip Skylark Album: "The Fairly OddParents" Soundtrack Genre: 60s Pop-Rock Tribute Language: English ▾

About

Jhonen Vasquez, Conan O'Brien and Colin Mochrie have a musical argument over who has the shiniest teeth. The monorail never shows up.

Cast

• Jhonen Vasquez
• Keith Stack
• Red Mickey Mouse
• Colin Mochrie
• Silent Bob
• Bart Simpson
• Duckman
• the cast of Gilligan's Island
• Mario
• wood thing?
• Homer Simpson
• purple haired person?
• Johnny Turbo
• Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
• Knuckles the Echidna
• Earth
• Spongebob Squarepants
• Patrick
• Big Gay Al
• GIR
• Stan Marsh
• a cow girl?
• Kyle Broflovski
• Ike Broflovski
• Howard Dean
• Uncle Sam
• Death
• a chick
• John Kerry
• the "Clerks"
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
• Shampoo from Ranma ½
• Kenny McCormick
• Donald Trump
• guy covered in blood?
• Conan O'Brien
• Darth Vader
• Tom Jones
• Mr. Van Driessen
• Sonic X President
• Harry Potter
• Santa Claus
• Mai Shiranui
• Yugi Mutou Cosplayer
• Sonic the Hedgehog
• Dr. Eggman aka Dr. Robotnik
• a deer

Lyrics

Lyrics

When I'm feeling lonely Sad as I can be All by myself An uncharted island In an endless sea What makes me happy Fills me up with glee Those bones in my jaw That don't have a flaw My shiny teeth and me My shiny teeth that twinkle Just like the stars in space My shiny teeth that sparkle Add beauty to my face My shiny teeth that glisten Just like a Christmas tree You know they'd walk a mile Just to see me smile My shiny teeth and me Yes, they're all so perfect So white and pearly Brush, gargle, rinse A couple breath mints My shiny teeth and me My shiny teeth, so awesome Just like a favorite song My shiny teeth, I floss them So they grow to be real strong My shiny teeth, I love them And they all love me Why should I talk to you When I've got thirty-two My shiny teeth and me My shiny teeth and me My shiny teeth that twinkle Just like the stars in space My shiny teeth that sparkle Add beauty to my face My shiny teeth that glisten Just like a Christmas tree You know they'd walk a mile Just to see me smile My shiny teeth and me My shiny teeth and me My shiny teeth and me!!

Audio Details

• The song is probably intended to pay homage to 1960s pop/rock groups such as The Monkees.
• The sound data was most likely ripped from a video file of the cartoon footage, because the sound effects from the cartoon are still intact.

• The song was actually ripped from the TV show "Fairly Oddparents".

• By the way, for those of you who don't know, Chris Kirkpatrick is a member of the boy band 'N Sync.

Trivia

• The title of this fanimutation is a reference to the classic Simpsons episode "Marge Vs. The Monorail." It should be noted that this particular episode was written by one of this fanimutation's stars, Conan O'Brien.
• Near the start, When Colin Mochrie makes his first appearance, The following phrase apppears for 1 frame.

"ZEH

But... you hate me! You spend each and every day of your life trying to kill me!

BLEE

Pffft. When have I ever done anything to harm you?

ZEH

Last week you cut open my arm with a box cutter, then poured salt in the wound, then you shat in the wound, then poured the rest of the container of salt in the wound!

BLEE

That was just an accident!"

• When Jhonen Vasquez has "Beauty" spilled on his face, the table he is laying on is really a picture on Colin Mochrie