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Full Title: She-Bassoon
Author: Surn
Release Date: November 29, 2009
File Size: 9.9MB, 500x500px
Duration: 1:35
Complexity: unrated
Animutatedness: unrated
Star(s): Hotdog the She-Bassoon
Audio Info
Dear My Master
Artist: GeijinTakashi
Album: unknown
Genre: Dance
Language: Japanese



Notable Props

  • Animutation Portal Screenshot
  • Net Nanny Logo
  • Peppermint Park Puppets
  • Acme L

Objects in scrolling background

  • Zippy with eyes blacked out
  • Dopefish
  • Smiley face
  • Sundae
  • Cheese
  • TV
  • Top-Hat
  • Gummy Bear
  • Gummy Worm
  • Burger
  • Doughnut
  • Bucket
  • Kazoo
  • Colin Mochrie with eyes and mouth blacked out
  • Coca-Cola
  • Hobo
  • Princess Leia
  • Yodeler
  • Arm & Hammer brand baking soda
  • Turd
  • Sweater
  • Bus
  • Teddy Bear
  • Sega Genesis
  • Guitar
  • Comet Cleaner
  • Football
  • Melon-Helmet Cat
  • Surn's avatar with glasses
  • Lickerish Baby


Fake Lyrics Real Lyrics

Hotdog the She-Bassoon,
Kill you and me Bassoon.
Zoomey-Zoomey Band-Aid.
Local said to Zebu:
"Pika-Pika neeed a She-Bassoon"

All of the She-Bassoon,
Kill you and me Bassoon.
Go to the Sauron,
Nanny got all sucky.
I'd sure like a she-energy.

If everybody took a she bassoon,
Oh she got a goody-daddy mess!
Go alone be kudo sign man.
Die sucky, now go to the summer!

All of us running so why don't you run?
Believe a Jedi go to the summer.
What does she loco to sue cause she run?
Kiwi can get there cause Grandma's too young!

Ga Ga galley mon ami,
go to the summer!
Zoomey go, all to go
A She-Bassoon.



Changes from Newgrounds Draft

  • Spelling mistake in Bible verse corrected ("exault" to "exalt")
  • Intro text content shortened
  • Intro text given white interior to make it more readable
  • Into cloud sequence corrected (clouds disappearing "in the middle of the screen" according to Lord Zeebmork)
  • Falling direction changed from straight down to diagonal and atmospheric entry flame added.
  • Ronald mask jaw speed increased
  • "Local Said to Zebu" background changed to Animutation Portal screenshot (Surn forgot where he got the background so he couldn't add it to the image reference sheet)
  • Flashing "CAUTION" screen replaced with pseudo-footage of Earnie
  • Green line removed from initial backdrop of "Zoomy go, all to go.." scene
  • Zoomey Zoomey Band-Aid and everyone on it are now squashed by intro text at the end.
  • End screen detail added
  • Wait easter-egg added on end screen


  • Mae West's head served as a "patch" to hide a seam in the blurred scrolling background
  • What's up with Dr.Masochist's left leg?
  • There's a reference to Hyakugojyuuichi in the list of things in the scrolling background.
  • The Acme lawsuit (in "What does she loco to sue cause she run") says:

From: Hotdog Bassoon
To: Ronald heads
These two have been chasing me since my arrival. Since then they have instigated others to join them and have even tried to assault me.

  • The Ronald masks have Surn's real eyes
  • Surn found the Ronald mask on the floor of Value Village. He didn't buy it but he took a picture.
  • After the movie is over let the end screen sit for a while

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