Kung Fu Phil and the Death Cookie

Kung Fu Phil and the Death Cookie
This won't end well
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Information
Author: Neil Cicierega ▾ Release Date: September 30, 2001 ▾ File Size: 1.7 MB Duration: unknown Complexity: unrated Animutatedness: unrated Star(s): Kung Fu Phil, Flabber
Audio Info
Natsuyatsumi Fan Club Artist: Pokemon Kids Album: Pika Pika Massaichuu Genre: J-Pop Language: Japanese ▾

About

In a series of trippy fight sequences, Kung-Fu Phil does battle with his latest and greatest foes: a horde of lawn gnomes and their secret weapon, the "Death Cookie".

Cast

• Ronald Reagan
• Willy Wonka
• Homer Simpson
• Saddam Hussein
• Flabber
• Christopher Walken
• Aaron Ackerson
• Tigger
• Count Fangula
• Sean Connery
• Carrot Top
• Kung Fu Phil
• Lawn Gnome
• man in Sailor Moon costume
• Mario
• Peach
• Chief Wiggum
• The Three Stooges
• Ernest P. Worrell
• Space Ghost's body
• Colin Mochrie/Mona Lisa
• Gilligan
• Father Karras
• Jay Jay the Jet Plane
• Captain Underpants
• Andy Dick
• Sock Monkey
• Swedish Chef
• Squiggy
• Bazooka Joe

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics

Real Lyrics

Fake

Wooooo Yeah!! Suika no tane wo motto tooku made tobasou! (Chu-tchu pika-pika chu-tchu pika-pika) Biichibooru wo kakae mizube ni hashirou! (Chu-tchu pika-pika chu-tchu pika-pika) Nyuudou-gumo unchi ni nite 'ru tte waraou! (Chu-tchu pika-pika chu-tchu pika-pika) Taiyou ga ichiban genki na kisetsu Kyonen no natsuyasumi owatta toki kara Zutto matte ita n' da kotoshi no natsuyasumi Kage-fumi shite asobou "Natsuyasumi fan kurabbu" (Ie-!!) Kakigoori wo tsukurou "Natsuyasumi fan kurabbu" Sentaku mono ga a- to iu ma ni kawaku wa! (Chu-tchu pika-pika chu-tchu pika-pika) Dousousei kara shochuu mimai todoita! (Chu-tchu pika-pika chu-tchu pika-pika) Tezukuri no fuurin chirin to natta wa! (Chu-tchu pika-pika chu-tchu pika-pika) Taiyou ga ichiban genki na kisetsu Hiyake wa o-hada ni anmari yoku nai kedo Chotto kodomo no kimochi ni modoreru natsuyasumi Higasa sashite o-sanpo "Natsuyasumi fan kurabbu" (Ran-ra-ran-ran) Toumorokoshi yudemasho "Natsuyasumi fan kurabbu" Yukata de bon-odori "Natsuyasumi fan kurabbu" (Utsubotto!) Hanabi ga kirei da ne "Natsuyasumi fan kurabbu"

Audio Details

• This song was also in the soundtrack for the Pokemon movie Mewtwo's Revenge.

Trivia

• In a haiku at the top of the screen we learn about Colin Mochrie's living quarters:

"Colin Mochrie's house

Is only a giant box

But that's fine with him."

• During the "Comjhere and give old Gilligin a kiss" part, if you zoom in on the upper right-hand corner, an MSPaint mutilation of Carrot Top can be seen.
• After a football lands in Kung Fu Phil's crotch, there's a scene with various characters disappearing into a spiral. Near the beginning of the scene, the text "*SATANIC MESSAGE" appears.
• When Kung Fu Phil's crotch fills the screen, the following surrealist joke appears: A man walks into a bar. As he sits down on one of the stools, he suddenly hears a loud YELPING noise. The man sits up quickly to see what he sat on. Sitting there is a small rodent. The man looks at the bartender. "Why's this rodent sitting on this stool??" he asked. "Actually, it's quite simple," the bartender replied as he casually cleaned a glass. "My name is GAHBUNGA"

External Links

• Kung Fu Phil at Neil Cicierega's site
• Kung Fu Phil at AlbinoBlackSheep