ScientLOLojyuuichi!!

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ScientLOLojyuuichi!!
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Full Title: ScientLOLojyuuichi!! Subtitle: Tom Cruise vs. The Internet Author: Andrew Kepple ▾ Release Date: February 3, 2008 ▾ File Size: 4.7 MB Duration: unknown Complexity: unrated Animutatedness: unrated Star(s): Tom Cruise
Audio Info
ScientLOLojyuuichi Artist: Nuclear Bubble Wrap Album: Genre: Comedy Language: English ▾
Fight Theme Artist: Album: The Matrix Genre: Language:
Under the Kilt Artist: Dr. MacDoo Album: Genre: Language: English ▾

About

A satirical take on the current "War on Scientology", which was declared by the mysterious group of attention-seeking internet-gangsters from 4Chan (etc) known as "Anonymous", in January 2008.

Will the "hackers on steroids" bring down Scientology?
Will Tom Cruise successfully destroy the internet?
Will you be bothered to turn up to your local anti-CoS protest on February 10 to see how it all turns out?

Cast

• L. Ron Hubbard
• Tom Cruise
• thetan
• generic kid
• various people
• Santa Claus
• Dopefish
• Kuma
• Colin Mochrie
• George W. Bush
• Cuthwald
• Zoidberg
• Xenu
• John Travolta
• Chris Masterson
• Danny Masterson
• Isaac Hayes
• Kirstie Alley
• Lisa M. Presley
• Nancy Cartwright
• Sofia Mios
• Katie Holmes
• kitten
• You(an emo person taking a photograph)
• old priest
• James Caviezel
• clapping audience?
• Pac-Man
• Gastly
• bodies of Ren and Stimpy
• Heath Ledger
• Gerard Butler
• Anonymous
• Neil Patrick Harris
• Sean Connery
• King Leonidas
• Tay Zonday
• Gary Brolsma
• Brian Peppers
• Tom Anderson
• Star Wars Kid
• Cockmongler
• CATS
• O RLY Owl
• StrawberryClock
• Happycat
• some emo kid
• Anime catgirl
• Chuck Norris

Lyrics

Hey children, gather round and listen to whatever I say
Take the words in and follow me
I'm gonna tell you about what you should follow today
The church of Scientology
So sit down, look we have this great religion you should try it
Just pay us a few hundred bucks
We give you a personality test to see what you admit
We wish you the best of luck
Now get down and say that you believe in Xenu
And your body thetans too
Praise L. Ron Hubbard, who's told us that life
Is worth living as long as you pay up
It's not science fiction
Though our founder wrote some
Our church is called the study of truth
And scientology will make you happy
With scientology you will see
And scientology will show you the way
As long as you pay, you can't go wrog
Our thetan levels are way too high so we joined the church and
Now we feel more happy
We were depressed but L Ron Hubbard took us all by the hand
Thank you, Scientology
And now we know the truth, the frozen souls are trapped inside us
That's why many people feel down
The people here we know are people that us children can trust
It's the best religion around
We get down and we say that we believe in Xenu
And our body thetans too
Praise L. Ron Hubbard, who's told us that life
Is worth living as long as you pay up
It's not science fiction
Though our founder wrote some
Our church is called the study of truth
And Scientology makes us feel happy
With Scientology we do see
And Scientology, it shows us the way
As long as we pay, we can't go wrong
Now get down and say that you believe in Xenu
And your body thetans too
Praise L. Ron Hubbard, who's told us that life
Is worth living as long as you pay up
It's not science fiction
Though our founder wrote some
Our church is called the study of truth
And scientology will make you happy
With scientology you will see
And scientology will show you the way
As long as you pay, you can't go wrong

Audio Details

The song is a parody of Hyakugojyuuichi, which was performed by a comedy band led by Lemon Demon forums user weirdojace.

Trivia

• This movie was made under one of Andrew Kepple's alternate accounts.
• On the Albino Blacksheep version, Under The Kilt gets cut off and Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up plays through the rest of the ending credits.

External Links

• Download the Song