Hologramshowdotheywork.swf

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Author: Probo ▾ Release Date: October 21, 2013 ▾ File Size: unknown Duration: unknown Complexity: unrated Animutatedness: unrated Star(s): Hectan
Audio Info
Cranky's Hologram Song Artist: Album: Genre: Language: English ▾

Cast

• Fred Phelps
• The Statue of Liberty
• dancing cartoon old people
• Drew Pickles
• Hectan
• In the background flurry:
  • Ray Sipe
  • John F. Kennedy and Jacqueline Kennedy
  • t-rexes
  • Colin Mochrie and Jay Jay the Jet Plane
  • Adolf Hitler
  • Captain Lou Albano as Mario and Danny Wells as Luigi
  • Saddam Hussein
  • Franklin D. Roosevelt, Josef Stalin, and Winston Churchill
• Speed Racer
• Sonic the Hedgehog and Miles "Tails" Prower
• Spongebob Squarepants and Sandy Cheeks
• Kevin
• badly drawn Fairly OddParents porn
• Donald Trump
• Homer Simpson
• kinghomer45
• Alexander Haig
• cartoon bananas
• Henry Kissinger
• Gordon the Talking Leg
• The Amazing Atheist
• Tito
• Guts Man's ass
• Billy Graham
• Billy Graham/Tinky Winky
• Patrick
• Dr. Manowar
• Bert and Ernie
• Mr. Cherrywood
• Red Buttons
• Dick the Clown
• Bob Dole
• Abe Vigoda
• John Madden
• Zoidberg

Notable Props

• comb
• hologram
• telegram

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics

Real Lyrics

You can go anywhere you wanna go, dontcha No But you're never gonna know Ware You gotta realize you're limitation when you just been there *glitched gibberish* Haig! *glitched gibberish* Ass! A HalloGraham is like a TeleGraham You can send it N E Ware Don't you understand!? That HalloGrahams can't push Red Buttons!

You can be here, you can be there, anywhere You can go anywhere you wanna go, dontcha know You're just an image of yourself floating in the air Can't lift a thing and you can't even comb your hair A hologram is like a telegram You can send it anywhere But you're never gonna know where You gotta realize you're limitation when you just been there *glitched gibberish* Hold on a second there, I'm not finished, now.. where was I? Oh yeah. You can't peel bananas that you wanna eat You can't feel the ground with your own two feet You can't even eat bananas!? No! How many times have I gotta tell you? *glitched gibberish* A hologram is like a telegram You can send it anywhere But you're not really there You can't touch anything How much longer should I sing!? Don't you understand!? That holograms can't push red buttons!

Audio Details

The song comes from Donkey Kong Country: Legend of the Crystal Coconut, a French-based CGI cartoon based off the Donkey Kong Country video games. The series was noted for breaking into song frequently, often with hilariously cheesy results.

Trivia

• The easter egg uses audio from Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon, an infamously bad CD-i game from which Hectan originates. The "YOU KILLED ME" line is specifically Hectan's.