Kung Fu Phil and the Death Cookie

Kung Fu Phil and the Death Cookie
This won't end well
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Information
Author: Neil Cicierega ▾ Release Date: September 30, 2001 ▾ File Size: 1.7 MB Duration: unknown Complexity: unrated Animutatedness: unrated Star(s): Kung Fu Phil, Flabber
Audio Info
Natsuyatsumi Fan Club Artist: Pokemon Kids Album: Pika Pika Massaichuu Genre: J-Pop Language: Japanese ▾

About

In a series of trippy fight sequences, Kung-Fu Phil does battle with his latest and greatest foes: a horde of lawn gnomes and their secret weapon, the "Death Cookie".

Cast

• Ronald Reagan
• Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka
• Homer Simpson
• Saddam Hussein
• Flabber
• Christopher Walken
• sailor with shark swimming around him?
• Aaron Ackerson
• Tigger
• Count Fangula
• blue-haired Sean Connery
• Carrot Top
• Kung Fu Phil
• Lawn Gnome
• clapping hands
• Don Knotts
• guy doing splits?
• man in Sailor Moon costume
• Mario
• Peach
• guy?
• Chief Wiggum
• Father Karras
• The Three Stooges
• Ernest P. Worrell
• Space Ghost's body
• Colin Mochrie/Mona Lisa
• Gilligan
• Jay Jay the Jet Plane
• Captain Underpants
• George Beard
• Harold Hutchins
• Wedgie Woman
• Robo-George
• Harold 2000
• Andy Dick
• Sock Monkey
• Swedish Chef
• Squiggy
• Bazooka Joe

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics

Real Lyrics

Fake

Wooooo Yeah!! Suika no tane wo motto tooku made tobasou! (Chu-tchu pika-pika chu-tchu pika-pika) Biichibooru wo kakae mizube ni hashirou! (Chu-tchu pika-pika chu-tchu pika-pika) Nyuudou-gumo unchi ni nite 'ru tte waraou! (Chu-tchu pika-pika chu-tchu pika-pika) Taiyou ga ichiban genki na kisetsu Kyonen no natsuyasumi owatta toki kara Zutto matte ita n' da kotoshi no natsuyasumi Kage-fumi shite asobou "Natsuyasumi fan kurabbu" (Ie-!!) Kakigoori wo tsukurou "Natsuyasumi fan kurabbu" Sentaku mono ga a- to iu ma ni kawaku wa! (Chu-tchu pika-pika chu-tchu pika-pika) Dousousei kara shochuu mimai todoita! (Chu-tchu pika-pika chu-tchu pika-pika) Tezukuri no fuurin chirin to natta wa! (Chu-tchu pika-pika chu-tchu pika-pika) Taiyou ga ichiban genki na kisetsu Hiyake wa o-hada ni anmari yoku nai kedo Chotto kodomo no kimochi ni modoreru natsuyasumi Higasa sashite o-sanpo "Natsuyasumi fan kurabbu" (Ran-ra-ran-ran) Toumorokoshi yudemasho "Natsuyasumi fan kurabbu" Yukata de bon-odori "Natsuyasumi fan kurabbu" (Utsubotto!) Hanabi ga kirei da ne "Natsuyasumi fan kurabbu"

Audio Details

• This song was also in the soundtrack for the Pokemon movie Mewtwo's Revenge.
• The song was for the original Japanese version of the "Pikachu's Summer Vacation" that played before "Mewtwo vs. Mew". The US dub replaces this song with "Vacation" by Vitamin C.

Trivia

• In a haiku at the top of the screen we learn about Colin Mochrie's living quarters:

"Colin Mochrie's house

Is only a giant box

But that's fine with him."

• During the "Comjhere and give old Gilligin a kiss" part, if you zoom in on the upper right-hand corner, an MSPaint mutilation of Carrot Top can be seen.
• After a football lands in Kung Fu Phil's crotch, there's a scene with various characters disappearing into a spiral. Near the beginning of the scene, the text "*SATANIC MESSAGE" appears.
• When Kung Fu Phil's crotch fills the screen, the following surrealist joke appears: A man walks into a bar. As he sits down on one of the stools, he suddenly hears a loud YELPING noise. The man sits up quickly to see what he sat on. Sitting there is a small rodent. The man looks at the bartender. "Why's this rodent sitting on this stool??" he asked. "Actually, it's quite simple," the bartender replied as he casually cleaned a glass. "My name is GAHBUNGA"

External Links

• Kung Fu Phil at Neil Cicierega's site
• Kung Fu Phil at AlbinoBlackSheep