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imgdesc=This chicken will not give up...|
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author=Ryan Oskroba|
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date=2005/08/07|
<tr><td>Author:</td><td>[[Ryan Oskroba]][[Category: Ryan Oskroba Flash]]</td></tr>
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size=2.1 MB|
<tr><td>Release Date:</td><td>08/07/2005</td></tr>
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duration=2:15|
<tr><td>File Size:</td><td>2.1MB</td></tr>
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<tr><td>Length:</td><td>2:15</td></tr>
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wartysian=A.5|
<tr><td>Complexity:</td><td>[[Poiuytic Scale]]</td></tr>
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stars=Arnold Schwarzenegger, Colin Mochrie|
<tr><td>Stars:</td><td>None</td></tr>
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artist=The Six Fat Dutchmen|
<tr><td>Artist:</td><td>The Six Fat Dutchmen</td></tr>
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album=Germany's Greatest Hits|
<tr><td>Album:</td><td>Germany's Greatest Hits</td></tr>
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genre=Folk/Traditional|
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== About ==
 
== About ==
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Colin Mochrie sing in a polka band, but keep getting interrupted by various disasters, such as Colonel Sanders being chased by a vindictive chicken, and a giant irradiated Dr. Phil destroying the city.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger and Colin Mochrie try to sing in a polka band, but keep getting interrupted by various disasters, such as Colonel Sanders being chased by a vindictive chicken, Colin's castmates from "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" showing up to heckle him, and a giant irradiated Dr. Phil attacking the city.
  
 
== Cast ==
 
== Cast ==
 
* Polka band
 
* Polka band
* [[Bob Costas]][[Category: Bob Costas Filmography]]
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* {{character|Bob Costas}}
* [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]][[Category: Arnold Schwarzenegger Filmography]]
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* {{character|Arnold Schwarzenegger}}
* Various Germans
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* Various Germans, including {{character|Adolf Hitler}}
* [[Adolf Hitler]][[Category: Adolf Hitler Filmography]]
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* {{character|Mr. Bean}}
* [[Mr. Bean]][[Category: Mr. Bean Filmography]]
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* {{character|Psycho Bear}}
* [[Psycho Bear]][[Category: Psycho Bear Filmography]]
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* {{character|Colonel Sanders}}
* [[Colonel Sanders]][[Category: Colonel Sanders Filmography]]
 
 
* Chicken line drawing
 
* Chicken line drawing
* [[Colin Mochrie]][[Category: Colin Mochrie Filmography]]
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* {{character|Colin Mochrie}}
* [[Drew Carey]][[Category: Drew Carey Filmography]]
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* {{character|Drew Carey}}
* [[Ryan Stiles]][[Category: Ryan Stiles Filmography]]
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* {{character|Ryan Stiles}}
* [[Wayne Brady]][[Category: Wayne Brady Filmography]]
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* {{character|Wayne Brady}}
* [[Dr. Atkins]][[Category: Dr. Atkins Filmography]]
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* {{character|Dr. Atkins}}
* [[Invisible Army]][[Category: Invisible Army Filmography]]
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* {{character|Invisible Army}}
* [[Phil-O-Saur]][[Category: Phil-O-Saur Filmography]]
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* {{character|Dr. Phil}}-O-Saur
* [[Neo]][[Category: Neo Filmography]]
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* {{character|Neo}}
* [[Morpheus]][[Category: Morpheus Filmography]]
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* {{character|Morpheus}}
* [[Trinity]][[Category: Trinity Filmography]]
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* {{character|Trinity}}
* [[Rotten Apple Joe]][[Category: Rotten Apple Joe Filmography]]
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* {{character|Rotten Apple Joe}}
* [[Applegrape Joe]][[Category: Applegrape Joe Filmography]]
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* {{character|Applegrape Joe}}
* [[Banana Joe]][[Category: Banana Joe Filmography]]
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* {{character|Banana Joe}}
* [[Harry Potter]][[Category: Harry Potter Filmography]] (for a single frame)
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* {{character|Harry Potter}} (for a single frame)
* [[George W. Bush]][[Category: George W. Bush Filmography]]
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* {{character|George W. Bush}}
* [[Samus Aran]][[Category: Samus Aran Filmography]]
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* {{character|Samus Aran}}
* [[Cloud Strife]][[Category: Cloud Strife Filmography]]
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* {{character|Cloud Strife}}
* [[Franklin D. Roosevelt]][[Category: Franklin D. Roosevelt Filmography]] on a dime
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* {{character|Franklin D. Roosevelt}} on a dime
 
* Goat
 
* Goat
  
 
== Notable Props ==
 
== Notable Props ==
* Spaceship from "French Erotic Film" (name?)
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* Spaceship from "Plan 9 from Outer Space"
 
* Google logo
 
* Google logo
 
* Schnitzel Bong  
 
* Schnitzel Bong  
 
* Ritz cracker box
 
* Ritz cracker box
 
* Camel cigarette box
 
* Camel cigarette box
* [[Hinnund Hair]][[Category: Hinnund Hair Filmography]]
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* {{prop|Hinnund Hair}}
* [[Dwight's Underwear]][[Category: Dwight's Underwear Filmography]]
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* {{prop|Dwight's Underwear}}
 
* Various cheesecakes
 
* Various cheesecakes
 
* Dime
 
* Dime
 
* Chrome tire
 
* Chrome tire
* [[Spacebar]][[Category: Spacebar Filmography]]
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* {{prop|Spacebar}}
* [[Laser Guided Penis Rocket]][[Category: Laser Guided Penis Rocket Filmography]]
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* {{prop|Laser Guided Penis Rocket}}
* [[St3r3-O-Vision]] [[Category:St3r3-O-Vision Filmography]]
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* {{prop|St3r3-O-Vision}}
  
 
== Lyrics ==
 
== Lyrics ==
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* The confused nationality of the piece (the Canadian flag) is a possible reference to [[Andrew Kepple]]'s movies.  
 
* The confused nationality of the piece (the Canadian flag) is a possible reference to [[Andrew Kepple]]'s movies.  
 
* If you right-click and select "Play" after the movie is done, you see a picture of the author sporting some Hinnund Hair, and he tells you how much it costs to order some for yourself.
 
* If you right-click and select "Play" after the movie is done, you see a picture of the author sporting some Hinnund Hair, and he tells you how much it costs to order some for yourself.
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* References to [[Dash]]: The morphing square-triangle-circle in the first St3r3-O-Vision background. Near the end, right before Cloud Strife gets hit by the invisible army, he says "I am Impacto, bitch!".
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* There is [[Andrew Kepple]]-styled hidden commentary, but at the top instead of the bottom.
  
 
== External Links ==
 
== External Links ==
* [http://www.animutationportal.com/view/63 Schnitzel Bong] at [[Animutation Portal]]
 

Latest revision as of 13:50, 14 August 2021

Schnitzel Bong
This chicken will not give up...
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Information
Author: Ryan Oskroba
Release Date: August 7, 2005
File Size: 2.1 MB
Duration: 2:15
Complexity: unrated
Animutatedness: A.5
Star(s): Arnold Schwarzenegger, Colin Mochrie
Audio Info
Schnitzel Bank
Artist: The Six Fat Dutchmen
Album: Germany's Greatest Hits
Genre: Folk/Traditional
Language: German

About

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Colin Mochrie try to sing in a polka band, but keep getting interrupted by various disasters, such as Colonel Sanders being chased by a vindictive chicken, Colin's castmates from "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" showing up to heckle him, and a giant irradiated Dr. Phil attacking the city.

Cast

Notable Props

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics Real Lyrics

It's past midnight   Schnitzel bong
Not as late as schnitzel bong
Fiesta, snacktime, hurts a lung
That is history, hurts a lung

Hurts a lung, schnitzel bong
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Schnitzelbank!


It does stick, mine Hinnund Hair
Not as good as mine Hinnund Hair
Mr. Snacklight   Dwight's underwear

Ja, das ist mein kreuz und quer.
Dwight's underwear, Hinnund Hair
Hurts a lung, schnitzel bong
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Schnitzelbank!


Ist das nicht dein schnitzelbank?
Ja, das ist mein schnitzelbank.
Ist das nicht
nine   Cheesecake fair
Ja, das ist mein schiess gewehr.
Cheesecake fair, schnitzel bong
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Schnitzelbank!


It's a skit that Bagen wrote
Ja, das ist mein wagen rad.
It's a slick dime, chrome and goat
Yein eist ish nine cronnan ghot
Chrome and Goat, Bagen wrote
Cheesecake fair   Schnitzel bong

Ohhhh, du schöne,
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Schnitzelbank!

Ist das nicht dein schnitzelbank?
Ja, das ist mein schnitzelbank.
Ist das nicht dein kurz und lang?
Ja, das ist mein kurz und lang.
Kurz und lang, schnitzelbank.
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Schnitzelbank!

Ist das nicht dein hin und her?
Ja, das ist mein hin und her.
Ist das nicht dein kreuz und quer?
Ja, das ist mein kreuz und quer.
Kreuz und quer, hin und her.
Kurz und lang, schnitzelbank.
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Schnitzelbank!

Ist das nicht dein schnitzelbank?
Ja, das ist mein schnitzelbank.
Ist das nicht dein schiess gewehr?
Ja, das ist mein schiess gewehr.
Schiess gewehr, schnitzelbank.
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Schnitzelbank!

Ist das nicht dein wagen rad?
Ja, das ist mein wagen rad.
Ist das nicht dein krumm und grad?
Ja, das ist mein krumm und grad.
Krumm und grad, wagen rad.
Schiess gewehr, schnitzelbank.
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Schnitzelbank!

Audio Details

  • A traditional children's/drinking song that has been around for centuries.
  • According to this Straight Dope article, it shares a basic melody with numerous other European folk songs.
  • In addition, it was recently re-popularized in the United States when it was featured in a skit on the cartoon Animaniacs. (The skit may or may not have been written by Bagen.)

Trivia

  • The confused nationality of the piece (the Canadian flag) is a possible reference to Andrew Kepple's movies.
  • If you right-click and select "Play" after the movie is done, you see a picture of the author sporting some Hinnund Hair, and he tells you how much it costs to order some for yourself.
  • References to Dash: The morphing square-triangle-circle in the first St3r3-O-Vision background. Near the end, right before Cloud Strife gets hit by the invisible army, he says "I am Impacto, bitch!".
  • There is Andrew Kepple-styled hidden commentary, but at the top instead of the bottom.

External Links