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Itsy Bitsy Hockey
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Information
Author: Neil Cicierega ▾ Release Date: September 9, 2002 ▾ File Size: 1.98 MB Duration: 1:40 Complexity: 7 Animutatedness: unrated Star(s): Paul Hogan
Audio Info
Raum der Zeit Artist: Wizo Album: UUAARRGH! Genre: Punk Rock Language: German ▾

About

Paul Hogan is on a mystical journey to sing (and get a decent cup of tea), and he makes sure that absolutely no sense whatsoever is crammed into his mystical journey.

Cast

• Mario
• Paul Hogan's head
• Cymbal-Playing Monkey
• Bob Barker's torso
• Mr. Toukas' legs
• Bill Clinton
• Mike Tyson
• Captain Planet
• a young Jon Stewart
• another guy?
• heads?
• Tinky Winky
• Drew Carey
• yelling guy
• some devil guy strangling another guy
• Archie
• monkey people?
• George W. Bush
• baseball player?
• mutilated guy (possibly George Harrison)
• Willy Wonka
• Dustin Diamond
• Michael Jackson GIF
• screaming guy?
• fat flying guy from that one fark photoshop?
• Calvert DeForest in a sombrero
• Taylor "Zander" Weatherbee
• photoshopped Ronald McDonald
• Aaron Ackerson
• Ryan Stiles
• guy?
• Macaulay Culkin
• Bob Barker
• Colin Mochrie
• baby? [in Easter Egg]
• Mr. T [in Easter Egg]
•  ??? [in Easter Egg]

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics	Real Lyrics	Translation
	Ich bin schwul, ich bin jüdisch und ein Kommunist dazu Ich bin schwarz und behindert, doch genauso Mensch wie du Ich bin hochintelligent und doch so doof wie Sauerkraut Ich bin schön, ich bin hässlich, ich bin fett und gut gebaut Es gibt nichts - (nichts!) - nichts, was dich besser macht als mich Denn auch du hast deine Fehler, deine Fehler so wie ich Und die Fehler sind nix falsches, sie gehören zu dir und mir Und wenn du's nicht auf die Reihe kriegst, kann niemand was dafür	I am gay, I am Jewish, and a communist too I am black, I am crippled, but human just like you I'm quite intelligent and as dumb as sauerkraut I'm beautiful, I'm ugly, I'm fat and in good health There's nothing (nothing!) nothing that makes you better than me Even you have your faults, your faults just like me And your failings aren't wrong, they belong to you and me And if you can't get anything done it's nobody else's fault
	Du bist einer von Milliarden Und das musst du akzeptieren! Du bist einer von Milliarden Ärschen auf der Welt!	You are one of billions And you must accept that You are one of billions of asses of the world
	Deine Werte, deine Normen, die Moral und das Gesetz Sind entbehrlich und ersetzbar - überflüssiges Geschwätz Heute gültig, morgen nichtig, übermorgen umgekehrt Was hier richtig oder wichtig, ist woanders ohne Wert Deine Götter, deine Kirchen, Glauben, Beten, Religionen Heute heilig, morgen Frevel, übermorgen blanker Hohn Und das Geld und der Ruhm und die Unvergänglichkeit Sind bei näherem Betrachten - für'n Arsch!	Your values, social norms, morality and law Are unnecessary and replacable - fluctuating talk Today valid, tomorrow nothing, the next day reverse What here's right and important, somewhere else is worthless Your gods, your churches, faith, prayer, religion Today, holy, tomorrow sacrilege, the day after mockery And the money, and the fame, and the never changing ways Take a closer look - you ass!
	Du bist nicht der Mittelpunkt des Universums! Du bist nur ein Arsch im Raum der Zeit!	You are not the center of the universe You are just an ass in the span of time
I Need Tea Itsy Bitsy Hockey - I Need Tea I Need Tea Itsy Bitsy Hockey - I Need Tea	A E D C D C A G - A E D A E D C D C A G - A E D	A E D C D C A G - A E D A E D C D C A G - A E D
-Doo! bist nicht der Mittelpunkt des Universums	Du bist nicht der Mittelpunkt des Universums Du bist nur ein Arsch im Raum der Zeit	You are not the center of the universe You are just an ass in the span of time
Fake Teeth	Fick Dich!	Fuck you!

Translation: Upton

Audio Details

In the lyrics, they actually say "a milliard". Unlike in North America, in Europe, it goes "thousand, million, milliard (or 'thousand million'), billion, thousand billion, trillion, etc..." (10^3, 10^6, 10^9, 10^12, 10^15, 10^18, respectively) A "milliard" is the equivalent of a billion (10^9) in North America. When speaking internationally, it's best to be safe, so when speaking of a billion of something, i.e. a certain era of time (X billion years ago), say "a thousand million" instead of "a billion" because you'll just confuse yourself and others.

Trivia

• Progress Indicator Ornament: A footprint
• Right after when the white squares flash around, there is a frame that says:"OK!! --Angel Mayor".
• There is a secret message right after the bit with the two Tinky Winkys with yellow eyes. Zoom in on it and it says "click here!!! now!". It is a link to bonus footage.
• Paul Hogan's body is Bob Barker. When his legs are shown, they belong to Mr. Toukas.
• This is one of the few Neil Cicierega animutations not on Newgrounds.

External Links

• Untitled at Neil Cicierega's site
• Untitled at Albino Blacksheep