Fire Fry 1.6!!!

Fire Fry 1.6!!!
FIRE FRY!!! AFROFURBY IS TEH EVUL! (WARNING! May cause wicked seizures.)
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Information
Author: UberAoC ▾ Release Date: July 3, 2006 ▾ File Size: 4.94 MB Duration: 3:15 Complexity: unrated Animutatedness: unrated Star(s): Afrofurby
Audio Info
Feuer Frei Artist: Rammstein Album: Mutter Genre: Industrial Language: German ▾

About

This animutation adventure was created by the animator UberAoC. Using the song "Feuer Frei" by Rammstein, he extracted an almost perfect English translation by using only his ears, then made an animation about it. Fascinating!

Stars the first ever appearance of Afrofurby, an UberAoC original character (Furby is "owned by a toy company", as the author states in his Newgrounds description). Co-starring are Sanchez, Phillip J. Fry from the famous Futurama television series, the beloved Michelin Man, among a colorful cast of many, many others.

The basic plotline is as follows: "Afrofurby and his good friend Sanchez are just chillin' out in the middle of nowhere. All of a sudden, Fry comes down in a spaceship and busts a cap in Sanchez's head the size of a half-dollar! Traumatized and infuriated, Afrofurby must avenge the death of his friend before he loses his own sanity! All who stand between him and Fry will DIE (by the way that rhymes)."

UberAoC also mentions that his viewers should vote 5 on Newgrounds in a partially subliminal easter egg planted into the "rewind" sequence. It is highly recommended that this advice be taken.

Part 1 of a planned series of Afrofurby animutation flashes.

Cast

• Afrofurby
• Sanchez
• Philip J. Fry
• Robin on the electric guitar
• Michelin Man
• Adolf Hitler
• Tigger
• Bill Gates turning into a devil
• Richard W. Fisher, President of the Federal Reserve Bank of Dallas, Texas
• Luigi
• Snake
• Homer Simpson
• A set of lips
• Newgrounds screenshot
• Shark
• Satan
• The Mutton Chop Man
• Evil Bat
• John Kerry's head on a Buddha statue
• Grateful Dead Bears
• Pac-Man (in the frame by frame drawing)
• Mario
• Yoshi
• The Sun
• Agent Smith with his cohorts
• Sublymonal commercial guys

Transcript

"Feuer Frei" starts. Scene fades in. Afrofurby and Sanchez are standing in the middle of what appears to be a peaceful valley. The two are not moving much at all. Fry burst in from the right, causing the peaceful valley to become an evil desert. He slams into Afrofurby, rendering him incapable of instant vengence. Fry aims his gun at Sanchez's head. Afrofurby stands up. Fry shoots Sanchez in the head. Afrofurby proceeds to erratically cry.

The scene changes. There are now mountains, a river, and grass. A sign points left and reads "hatred". Afrofurby enters. He goes left. A few seconds in, a flash of lightning renders the mountains into erupting volcanoes, the river into a desert, and the grass all dies. It rains heavily.

Afrofuby gets to the "Hatred Station". There's an Amoco gas station in the background. Hatred costs "$-12.01". A pump shoots out into Afrofurby's head and pumps him with hatred. The scene changes to a strange, spinning abstract background. A Robin playing an electric guitar spins across the screen. Afrofurby's eyes turn red.

Scene is Super Mario World. Afrofurby sports new big, bushy, brown, angry eyebrows. He slowly pulls out a gun, looks back and forth, then "FIRE FRY" flashes on the screen. The screen flashes white, Fry goes back and forth to either side of the screen, and Afrofurby now has dark red eyes on his silouhette.

Now the scene is another weird abstract video background. The Michelin Man stands close to the right of the screen. Afrofurby walks in from the left, toting his .50 caliber Desert Eagle. The Michelin Man looks back and forth, then Afrofurby waves his gun at him. He panics and runs from Afrofurby.

OMG JUST WATCH IT ALREADY! Doesn't this BORE you?

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics

Real Lyrics

FIRE FRY! BANG BANG! BANG BANG! FIRE FRY! BANG BANG! BANG BANG! FIRE FRY! BANG BANG! BANG BANG! FIRE FRY! BANG BANG! BANG BANG! FIRE FRY! BANG BANG! BANG BANG! FIRE FRY! BANG BANG! BANG BANG! FIRE FRY! BANG BANG! BANG BANG! FIRE FRY! BANG BANG!

Getadelt wird wer Schmerzen kennt vom Feuer das die Haut verbrennt Ich werf ein Licht in mein Gesicht Ein heisser Schrei Feuer frei! Bäng Bäng Bäng Bäng Geadelt ist wer Schmerzen kennt vom Feuer das in Lust verbrennt ein Funkenstoss in ihren Schoss ein heisser Schrei Feuer frei! Bäng Bäng, Bäng Bäng Feuer frei! Bäng Bäng, Bäng Bäng Feuer frei! -Gefährlich ist wer Schmerzen kennt vom Feuer das den Geist verbrennt Bang Bang gefährlich das gebrannte Kind, mit Feuer das vom Leben trennt ein heisser Schrei Bäng Bäng Feuer frei! Dein Glück ist nicht mein Glück ist mein Unglück Dein Glück ist nicht mein Glück ist mein Unglück Bäng Bäng, Bäng Bäng Feuer frei! Bäng Bäng, Bäng Bäng Feuer frei! Bäng Bäng, Bäng Bäng Feuer frei! BÄNG! BÄNG!

Audio Details

Includes the use of over 1 song!

• Feuer Frei- Rammstein
• Navras- Juno Reactor

Trivia

• There is an easter egg that tells you to vote five.
• Another animator named Animubob has made a cartoon that goes by the same song and almost same title for the Animutation Portal. Fire Fry 1.6!!! by UberAoC is in no way affiliated with Animubob's FIRE FRY! animutation; please do not confuse the two.